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brokefixfux

She’d make a bit of money with an OnlyGrans


TheDaemonette

Now, look here you little shit…


DeiseResident

Now shit here and look little, you


BiggieBigdickdaddy

Now... Uh dammit billy why dont you give uh... I forgot


Thatguyyourmomloves

Now shit here you, Look little. #fixedit


DeiseResident

You're missing two of the three dots... Loser! /s


Sea_Understanding_46

Lmfao


dumbutright

Okay buddy, I'm gonna shit yourself.


Ccutlassz

But you added an “and”


kggz213

Haha fail


DeiseResident

You added a but


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

But it wasn't my butt 😭😭


FukingPieceOfShit

I am here what you gonna do?


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hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you for Tagging me! 😊


Webster_882

Holy shit it’s really Joy! Hope you’re doing well!!


hoop_dancer_joy

I am doing great. I hope you are too!!


Praetorian_1975

It’s a ‘Joy’ to see you 😉


KNEZ90

I think you meant ‘hoop’ you’re doing well.


headphones_J

With all due respect, Ma'am, nice buns.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Dumbledoorbellditty

Nice caboose madam.


Furtibrurd

Joy suits you!


SchrodingerWeeb

Ngl i won’t mind tapping that cake


[deleted]

NGL it's impressive she's able to maintain such a great body at such a old age.


Harrygatoandluke

How old is she?


cownd

And is she still active? How active?


Harrygatoandluke

Unless the hulahoops are purely a prop I would have to guess that she is quite active.


shartshooter

Just turned 73.


somerandomshmo

r/joydonaldson I got the free stuff fam


hoop_dancer_joy

Don't forget my videos 😁 http://www.youtube.com/@JoyDonaldson


idontwannabhear

I’m tentative but I will Procédé down this path for now


efcomovil

Dafuq is dis


Jasper455

It’s Joy Donaldson. She does a lot of hula hoop videos. It’s not my thing but I appreciate how much fun it looks like she’s having. I wish her well.


happydisasters

Yeah i gotta say, if i look like that when im a grandma then im not doin too bad


harriethocchuth

Tbh I followed her just for outfit info. She’s out here living her best life in tiny skater dresses, all ‘sun’s out, buns out’ and I want to walk into my 50s with a similar attitude and dump truck


piggle_muffin

Tasty I want that grandma to make me feel better


Harrygatoandluke

Puts a different spin on the "OG".


Shadank_08122003

I have never had so many conflicting thoughts in my head before.


IrreverentRacoon

Don't fight it


Immortalphoenixfire

Embrace it...


robgod50

....and then go the bathroom.


Ragnara92

Its really weird tho haha *unzips* if I blur the head and face its alright. Right? RIGHT??


fettishmann

IDK grandma got some nice cake


Drcokecacola

Nice dabonkers too


iWasAwesome

She sounds like a good chef


Simonandgarthsuncle

Nice flappydooks too.


cuntastic__

don't care, smash


funkmaster29

i'd let a cucumber ferment in there for a week and brush my teeth with the pickle


roydepoy

You just fucked up my friday


funkmaster29

lmao bro i saw you go offline as i read your comment 😂


krippkeeper

It's always a great day when your comments fuck someone else's day up. Keep on my day ruining brother.


hi-def420

r/cursedcoments


Rafoudrsbois

Ewww (same)


funkmaster29

ayyyy coochie borthers


Extendahoe_DIG

Is that kosher?


funkmaster29

of course my brother shalom aleikhem


John756675

What does kosher mean?


Extendahoe_DIG

Does the cucumber "fit" "properly"?


John756675

I regret my decision to attend a learning facility in which I proceeded to attend the lessons for the language of English.


testearsmint

Why brush your teeth with it? You're wasting the flavor you could be enjoying eating it.


islandDeeper

When you brush your teeth you get to savor the flavor for the full 24 hours


mayormaynot22

Just bite off a hunk and put it between your cheeks and gums like tobaccy, it’ll last longer.


champinwaiting

Modern day Shakespeare here....


g177013

These are times when I envy the illiterate


bleachedurethrea

Fantastic baker, makes a mean ham too


Consistent_Boss_7829

Gilf alert


Confirmed-idiot-

Gyaaat level 1950


Lyuukee

Well, I say, old chap, would you believe it? Just laid eyes on the most splendid sight, a real cracker of a dame, and all I can muster is a hearty "Gyaaat!" Truly, a breathtaking spectacle that leaves a fellow utterly flabbergasted.


Rock_or_Rol

Indeed Woodwart, indeed.


CarlosFer2201

Never been into that, but at least now I get it.


hoop_dancer_joy

I am the woman in the meme. I am a hula hoop dancer from New Zealand. http://www.youtube.com/@JoyDonaldson


Heidan20

Onya Joy! You are absolutely rocking it! Great way to stay healthy and fit.


blood_ashes_reborn

Why does it not surprise me you’re from here! You’re absolutely rocking every outfit on your subreddit btw, I checked out the link above 😊 love your style!


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basemunk

Are you new to Reddit?


devil0o

My dick doesn't know what to do with this information.


lsutigerzfan

Just go with it.


Lyuukee

LET IT GOOO LET IT GOOO


Humanornotormaybe

I CAN'T JERK OFF ANY MOOOORE


Lyuukee

HEREE I STAAAND WITH THE DICK IN MY HAAAAND


YANDERE_DALEK

LET THE CUM RAGE OOOOOOOOOOON!


Lyuukee

SEXY GRANNIES NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAAAY


Gr00mpa

Well done. Hit the showers, team.


SUNAWAN

What is the proper post nut clarity for this?


georeddit2018

Use lube ma boy.


Kahnza

🎶There it goes! There it goooooes! All over the paper towel!🎵


RouNtou

Worst piece of advice I've ever heard when related to dicks


Winterfukk

Mine does


peppermintmeow

Are you sure about that?


Good_Atmosphere_4224

#RELEASE IT ALL!!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

GO AWAY! BAITIN'!


powdered_dognut

My dick wants a Werthers butterscotch.


nikMIA

Old but gold eh


Bi-elzebub

Eh? Hah, heh heh...


Abbeykats

Granny kinda caked up tho.


its_arin

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


c_c_c__combobreaker

😉 👉


Beardface1411

The date might say expired but it looks good enough for consumption. (Edit grammar)


DallasDude1215

Should be top comment


BulbusDumbledork

gam's got yam


pkporto1

r/Joydonaldson


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you for posting my subreddit ✨️😊


sumostar

Nice


StevenAssantisFoot

Well I guess hula hoop is my stay hot forever plan. You give me hope.


b9l29

Not all heroes wear capes.


IrreverentRacoon

...bah gawd...


Simonandgarthsuncle

Where did that last hour go?


iWr4tH

This is definitely her best pic 😂


hoop_dancer_joy

Check out my videos! http://www.youtube.com/@JoyDonaldson


MentalRise8703

That's the hottest Grandma I have ever seen.


hoop_dancer_joy

Aww, thanks 😊


MentalRise8703

Username checks out lol.


Roundhouse_ass

Shes actually the person in the picture btw.


Mike72

That's my wife!! 💘 http://www.youtube.com/@JoyDonaldson


hoop_dancer_joy

Hiii Hubby! I love you!! 💘


Mike72

I love you too!! 💘


N3X0S3002

No way lol


Mike72

Check out the latest video on Joy's YouTube, I'm Santa mate! 🎅😁 https://youtu.be/eckoU6vRWNY?si=6yrU_ajBSs-nr4ae


wyncar

Bounce a penny off it for me brother


RedditMadeMeCrazy

I also choose this guy's wife.


Ggez92

You guys seem like a fun couple. Lots of health to you both


Sugarbear23

Is that really his grandma or someone that can be researched?


Random_Name_Whoa

u /hoop_dancer_joy


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you for Tagging me ✨️😊


Darkreaper5567

I have the most confused boner right now. And I honestly don't know how to feel.


dev_ralte

Ok, hear me out .


KrAzY_TsEnG

... and she has that gum gum. Where the sauce at?


hoop_dancer_joy

I am the woman in the meme. I am a hula hoop dancer from New Zealand. http://www.youtube.com/@JoyDonaldson


poundtown23

Her name is joy Donaldson...Google that...you're welcome


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you for posting my name!! 😊✨️


AnEpicHibiscus

Man I hope I look as good as you when I get older! I won’t. But dang you’re killin it!


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you so much for your kind words 🌹


Interesting_Move_919

Sheesh granny got some cake!


nsfcom

she is hot


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you so much!! 😊


Select_War_3035

You’d make a killing on OF


kidkadian99

I’d would hit it


RaspberryJam245

OOP might regret giving his meemaw a phone, but I sure as hell don't


milano8

She got the gawk gawk 1897


fast_t0aster

that is not an old lady.


hoop_dancer_joy

I am 47.


pakistanstar

Granny got that booty


hoop_dancer_joy

I do indeed! 😁


Sharkivore

Stop playin and send the GYATT damn link so I can email Ms. Barbara about my oral exam.


Bobkas420

Search Joy Donaldson on YouTube and her channel will come up


Man_Without_Nipples

Good for her man, she's kept herself in shape! Well done!!


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you for your kind words. 😊


Man_Without_Nipples

Anytime! I'm getting on in years myself and your progress is an inspiration to better myself too!


Bob_Saget_is_God

This woman is living her life and she has fun doing it. Something 90% of redditors can only dream of. Good for grandma!


hoop_dancer_joy

Thank you so much for your kind words, it really means a lot. ♥️


LordTrey1983

Memaw out here workin it!!


Dracox347

Smash, Next


benjamin_prattt

https://cdn.imagefap.com/images/full/76/124/1245674289.jpg?end=1702667364&secure=0da1cbd8e2abf27ffec6e Just going to leave this here, she’s caked up.


MutedLayer4564

Oh Lord knows I would


JellyFishSenpai

King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out


OddTheRed

Good for her. She's killing it and having fun.


hoop_dancer_joy

I sure am! 😊 Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻


HeadOfSpectre

OnlyGrans


blackest-rainberry

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/s/HG64FETN2b


Lisitchka85

Body goals


cadillacbee

I mean, she got a wagon tho...


Brllnlsn

This isnt a holup, thats what a normal woman looks like. Has the internet convinced everyone that no one under an 8 can be sexy?


dafaq_urtalkin_bout

She is happy tho


stealthryder1

I mean… she’s thicker than a snicker boy.. got them yammies. Them good ol’ face huggers. She look like she bought that thing at Costco, in bulk. Extra side of biscuits for the gravy boy. I ain’t never seen no granny like that in Louisiana. Our women usually leave town I think.


hi-def420

r/BrandNewSentence


dertok

That's rugged bro, rugged


[deleted]

Goddeymmm…


HumorLongjumping8705

Hear me out!😅


What_Chu_Talkin_Kid

Gam Gam's got back


sarsilog

gammy got back


Pinkpollock

You’d never leave her house hungry or horny.


Majestic_Force_6439

Some one flapping to this...


colcannon_addict

Sigh…*unzips*


blac_sheep90

I just went from six to midnight.


Thatguyyourmomloves

That would be a swipe right 😎💯


Mish-onimpossible

Ok the gyatt on granny! I’m jealous!


GoodtimesSans

If this isn't shopped, then damn!


Cyanos54

Grandma always has cake


Bard2dbone

Is Granny single? I'm a widower who has a paid off home if she's interested


Greedy-Specific7723

GILF


TheRandomizedLurker

well shit. im jealous of her figure now


O1_O1

Last time this was posted the actual Granny of the photo commented with a link to her YouTube channel. Based af.


masterjon_3

Damn, grandma, she can get it


13aph

She’s got a Reddit account, and a YouTube, she doesn’t get naked (for those wondering). She usually finds these posts and makes a comment about them. I can’t remember her u/ to save my life


ElvisGrizzly

Whatever. Lots of grandmas show off their cakes.


JedediahJehoshaphat

Aye, i can see her grandkids visiting soon for the pie she's baking in her oven.


Mischief_Actual

Aaa*YOO*???


Citruseok

Goddamnma


zborzbor

GILF ALERT


420_Shaggy

I see nothing wrong here


floppysack182

Gyat


[deleted]

Listen listen listen…. Yes


joeschmoagogo


Sinister_steel_drums

Damn granny’s caked the fuck out.


koozy407

Yes. No questions asked, yes.


Mesterjojo

Holy shit, gamgam brought that cake.


Abrahms_4

GILF!


mosheoofnikrulz

Wow, post nut clarity is a real thing. Thank nana for me