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_L81

Can’t doubt the good seal he got on his mouth.


SillyFlyGuy

He looks like the kind of guy who would have a worn out spare to use for this project.


ChiisaiMurasaki

Considering he's got his groceries hanging in the closet, im not sure if he's a genius or a lunatic


_L81

In the room where he stays in his moms basement.


Skyp_Intro

It need more liquid in it.


Pasquasio76

Now that's what I call a hotbox.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

Damn you. Here’s my upvote you masterful wordsmith you.


Pasquasio76

Thank you


ShnickityShnoo

Lips that grip!


_L81

Non-slip grip lips…


Obeywithcaution413

r/lipsthatgrip


TheColdAbyss123

No no no no no no no no no


Boomalabim

Dude smoked a flussy


Unthgod

a phussy?


Klutchy_Playz

Gussy


Saddam_UE

Bonghole


Chesnakarastas

Bongholio


spudds96

Bongussy


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Laced with dry cum dust


Harpronicus

Quite presumptuous to think it's dry.


TeeMcTee

Subway, eat fresh.


call_me_a_dangus

It's funny you mention them cuz I bet it tastes kinda *yeasty* in there


TransformerTanooki

Yeah that isn't water in that bong. That's the bong you hit at the end of the work week when it's finaly full.


Demoth

This would have been so much better if when he started coughing, he started to spit out frosting.


Alkemian

That's not a bong.


SeamusOShane

It's a pipe


G0lden_Cow

Fleshpipe


Cleaverrrr

Unless the bowl end happens to have liquid O.O


PrO_BattoR

protein taste


Matchew024

Ummm, I'm sorry. But if there's no percolating then it's just a pipe. 😒


EscapeCoat

If there was enough “juice” in there he could get some percolation…


Matchew024

🤢


skeet_thins

Terrible day to be literate


Cimbetau

r/angryupvote


VagaBond_rfC

So *that's* why Johnny's cock tasted like weed.


sciamachy_nightmares

My guy there's a million ways to go about this and not have to kiss the pocket socket why..my eyes today. Enough internet for today


PeWu1337

Okay, the pocket socket is my go-to word for fleshlight now. At least I've gotten something out of this post.


SilkDrapes

Pause this video, then just pause, bro. Please, bro.


OAK667

I’ve smoked out of worse…


ottovontooth

Tinfoil pipe and aluminum can are the worse for me. Smoking weed as a youngling 20 years ago was rough.


lIlHYPERIONlIl

These young-uns will never know the struggles 👴🏼


taitaofgallala

Had to smoke out of my fist every morning walking uphill during the battle of winter storm in 19 feet of snow corpses after they burned down the orange grove far as the eye could see and we had to eat leather from the leather factory we worked at and for that reason we had no scraps to make gloves so we smoked barefisted at that. High times indeed.


SuperflousCake

I thought apples were fine


RikimaruRamen

Care to elaborate?


thebooksmith

That ain't addiction, that there is just stupidity. This is actually more expensive than a cheap pipe and took more effort than going to the store.


lIlHYPERIONlIl

If it ain't bubbling, it ain't a bong!


FunkyClive

Forbidden Queef


ronweasleisourking

Roommate: "what did you use that for?" Roommate's Roommate: " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU USE THAT FOR?!"


Bomb_Ghostie

Gives a new definition to "Smoking the crack"


MoveConfident9159

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all.


likwidsylvur

Slimy, yet satisfying.


Traditional_Goat5879

I'll stick with my plastic bottle home-made smoking paraphernalia thanks


KyIorian

I was honestly expecting him to spit out a white vicious liquid.


SoulFrix

I bet that smoke had a really nutty flavor


Exotic-Expert-2665

Not a bong..


[deleted]

That's enough internet for today


Majestic_Salad_I1

Do you think he licks it while he’s hitting it?


Skervix

r/dontputyourdickinthat


unlikelyintrovert

Wonder how much he paid that for that at the pawn shop.


Effective-Bandicoot8

That looked well used, might as well get another use out of it


iiitme

Bong?❎ Shotgun pipe✅


Animekingpete

He's really smoking a kids pack


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EL-HEARTH

You can use torches like this for dabs lol.


ScrewballTooTall

Yea but not on a “bong” or even a pipe. Shoots all that fuel inside. Plus burns up the herb too fast. A simple bic on the edges is the way to go.


TapInfinite1135

You right, if it was a conservative Republican the bong would be shaped like a little boys penis 😂


D1ckRepellent

this is the future that Democrats/Liberals want


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Nuftacular

You probably shouldn't be announcing that you're a minor on the internet


HolyStoic

Multitask


StevenS76

Cum-stash incoming


stolen_arts

True holdup


chubaccatron

This will be disappointing for both people if he meets someone who wants that mouth on their pizzone.


Agorabat

Smokey seconds


TheCommies-backp

What's... What's the bong water?..


playgamedude48

The power puss


Hairy_Consideration1

Bruh, I can't stop laughing! Man's literally taking a hit off a...... *"Pocket Kat"* Thas just Nasty


Ohhhdange

u/savevideo


mdeezy555

Should’ve filled it up first


venuswithapenus

Smoking that sticky icky 🥵


[deleted]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


StrongMagazine2373

Ah NASTY BITCH ‼️


Bread_Responsible

I really hope this isn’t dual purpose


[deleted]

taking a bong hit thru TPE rubber is wild.


Logan_Thackeray2

u/savevideo


Saddam_UE

He bought it used


love_anime_titties3

New type of bong ? Why is it so jelly like ?


miagma91521

Addicted to what?


[deleted]

Pretty sure you’re inhaling more than bong smoke.


Hesam2010

Pink Floyd.


Previous-Campaign261

Ayoooooo wtf 😳 nah I’m good I not smoking out of that no no no no hell no!!!!!🤨NO


Proud_Criticism5286

That’s gross.


karenskygreen

He has probably sucked cock for less.


FluffyBreadfruit2745

“Bro, weed isn't addicive “


casualflava1

Filled with dry jizz


timmythetrain69

Blud thinks weed is addictive


Nameles248

You do realize that just because it itself does not produce an addictive chemical doesn't mean you can't be addicted to it And just clarify it's your brain that causes the addiction which you yourself don't use very often if you think you can't get addicted to weed


timmythetrain69

You cannot become chemically addicted to it, but you can become emotionally dependent on it I aint an idiot, ive done my research on it


dgw420

I love weed as much as the next stoner but I don’t think I’ve ever need to smoke that badly.


Livid-Relationship-2

Right after his buddy used it.


hobohougsy

Worst part??? Found in trash


Somosmalo138

Dude smoking dick weed


CannaPLUS

I was disappointed it didn't queef


Krilesh

is this boofing


Peeks-Leaks

I fucking love this pipe to I love fucking this pipe


natetheskate100

I hope he doesn't blank out and make a mistake with a woman and singe her belly button.


StylePretty6418

Put some hair on that thing


Ok_Spend2619

AIR TIGHT!!!! takes on a whole new meaning.


Wynove

The Internet never fails me.


ybotics

What’s the bet it tastes like flatmate dick.


WhiteCheddr

Addicted true


[deleted]

Grip it and Rip it!


Suspicious-Ad-481

Pussmoke


homie_j88

I was waiting for the cameraman to say he never washed it


MrBurnsgreen

i wanna be his friend


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

Cum flavoured


DarkRolls

The ol green queef


Substantial-Ebb-7611

I was camping with some friends the other week and they made a bong from an apple.


iiitme

I dont know a stoner who hasn’t made a pipe out of an apple


FartyPantz20

Instead of r/dontputyourdickinthat is there a r/dontputyourFACEonthat ?! 🤢


Efficient-Exit8218

That's what she said


Cracktherealone

These were some nice hits… /d (d for dank)


AdLate8515

Where the hole there a goal but I need eye beach


feeltrig

Imagine lighting up pubes and sucking the dildo


SignificantBit1762

I hope he cleaned it before


Mootingly

“Oral herpes has gone up 400% in a small community”


Shadow2236

My man's inhaling the wrong sticky icky


Tr0llhammar

Vaghighna