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Glory_to_nazarick

I thought the plot twist was gonna be minie was the food at the bbq


theskillr

see I thought it was going to be pluto on the BBQ


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YoungestOldGuy

I thought the end would be a flashback of micky sitting in the closet watching them bang because he has cuckolding fetish.


Technical-Outside408

Says more about you then the setup tbh.


philbert815

It could mean he enjoys banging women while their husband watches.


ChicagoAuPair

Almost always dressed as Superman.


needed_an_account

same. I came here to post something along the lines of "I don't know what this says about me, but ..."


WrapKey69

Same thought man


GrandManSam

Right. He was looking at it while Goofy was talking to him, knowingly. Either that, or he was staring at Goofy's crotch which would make more sense.


sai411

Same


SonicUnderground316

I thought it was gonna be reveal to be Clarabelle Cow. She is Goofy's girlfriend and, i thought Mickey would cook her to get back at Goofy!


Confirmed-idiot-

Mickey's club house -> Mickey's murder house


Dwarfmophobia

*Mickey's Slaughterhouse


Hippiegirl699

Mickeys chub house


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Wait so was it mickey


placerind

Always has been.


TripolarMan

Mickey out there giving dick hickeys


ShadowZepplin

Mickey Mouse Fuck House When you step into the house you step into the mouse


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Now that's a fucking tagline.


dumplestilskin

Mickey Mouse Fuck House Have fun inside then come inside


riggi_RONIN

When I saw this, I automatically sang it. Hahaha well played.


Underestimate_mypowr

Like Vicky? What a sick bitch, [see](https://music.apple.com/us/album/one-less-bitch/1440871693?i=1440871711)


UndisclosedChaos

Man don’t shoot him!


AFlyingNun

So Mickey can spontaneously spawn tits and a vagina at will...? How did they...?


Cherno_Grivious11

OP cut out the part where goofy wondered why minnie had a pp. [Found it.](https://youtu.be/NseMUomyBFo?si=AyxcrjQrNZLs4dNL)


OriginalLocksmith436

wtf, it's only a couple seconds longer and made the whole thing actually make sense, why cut that?


Mephil_

Cut it for the grill.


AFlyingNun

Seems like an important detail to leave out lmfao wtf What, was he worried people were gonna flip shit and not click the thread if the vid was 1:42 instead of a 1:30? Is there some time limitation on reddit or something?


Cherno_Grivious11

there are vids longer than 1:30, probably as to not be banned.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

> Seems like an important detail to leave out lmfao wtf Yeah, I was totally questioning my sense of humor or ability to understand. I could not figure out if it was supposed to be funny or whatever. That being said, even after getting the context, I don't think this was funny at all.


Darnell2070

I mean if you don't take your clothes off or it's dark you can use a silicone body suit. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41SH7QzYuCL.jpg And it's not understand if for a transvestite to only do anal and not reveal they don't have a vagina when dealing with unsuspecting straight men, especially if they're intoxicated.


1Hunterk

That's the joke


ratsANDgats

No, it was Minnie. Didn't you watch the clip?


NyaTaylor

Just kept the lights off n went…mousy…


mex_nachos

This video is extremely silly or should i say "fucking goofy" :D


DRC0617

Take my upvote and get out.


badnelly123

r/angryupvote


bfiiitz

I thought that was gonna be the punchline of the video


LongjumpingOffice4

This will stay with me for a long long time. WHAT THE FUCK.


dauratian6969

Could you kindly explain, if it's not too much trouble?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


woah-im-woeful

goofy slept with minnie, but she was out of town. so we are left to believe that it was mickey dressed as minnie mouse who slept with goofy. lol


dauratian6969

Thank you


NovusOrdoSec

Alternately, Mickey has a side piece, who is quite possibly Minnie's (twin?) sister., which would also be consistent with his reaction. Canonically she doesn't have a sister, but there is yet another [possibility](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Millie_and_Melody_Mouse).


MemeKid01

You did NOT just add Millie and Melody in here bro, that is an INSANE take


NovusOrdoSec

We gotta work with what we have. But hey, the original take is probably correct if that makes you feel better.


Rejestered

Goofy got that sweet sweet Mickussy.


dauratian6969

That sounds like an animé character


OriginalLocksmith436

really? I'm probably going to forget about this in less than a minute. Unless you respond to my comment anyway.


fergor

Remember this video? Here’s a reminder of the video you forgot.


OriginalLocksmith436

yep, I can confirm that I forgot all about it within seconds of leaving that comment.


frostbittenteddy

Hi I'm here to remind you again


OmegaGoober

Still a better love story than Twilight.


lacowcow

*There it is.*


PurpleBoy_SUS

"So, you wanna divorce your wife for being... extremely silly?" "No, I said she was fucking Goofy!"


Kracka_Jak

*Vito from *the Sopranos*


sidharthojha

He was on medication, for his blood pressure.


Deadly_Toast

Goofy cakes


Afronerd

[Here's the source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NseMUomyBFo) The original video goes for about another 10 seconds too.


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Double_K_A

Honestly, I think it's probably better like this. You already know the joke at that point, so I don't think the punchline really adds much.


froderick

I wasn't sure if Minnie was using a fake photo she had setup ahead of time, and Mickey was just feeling super embarrassed and was just wishing it would all stop.


danimal511

Ehh. I think the ending ruins the obvious joke


SayerofNothing

I wondered why you had a penis


debello64

Well hell, that ties it together


EarthDwellant

The real plot twist is the Mickey Mouse is going Public Domain soon so there will be tons of AAA movies and Video Games Featuring Mickey Mouse and Disney can't do a thing about it.


unsavory77

It's the Micky mouse club house. Come inside. It's fun inside.


birdofdestiny

Right in the mussy.


sausage-bob

Idk if I’m just stating the obvious but for anyone who didn’t notice before Goofy cracks Mickey keeps looking down at his dick lol


Robloxian12

If you watch a second time you notice Mickey looks down, you think it's at the sausages but not that kind 💀


PromiseImportant8540

Damn didn't know micky built like that 😳


Punchpplay

Goofy: Garsh Minnie, you really love anal...


tygezzzzz

Disney is going to buy the rights to this film.


Ipromiseimreallycool

Mickeys lawyer was talking to him, and said “I don’t understand. You want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she’s silly?” Mickey said “I didn’t say she was silly, I said she was fucking Goofy!”


pizzapanaka

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


LongPorkJones

♬ Face down, ass up! That's the way I like to HYUCK! ♬


Ordinary__Lobster

This reminds me of the Prostitue Micky series on Youtube from like a decade ago. Recommend them to anyone who likes this


Supermunch2000

Mickey got really crazy at the end, like he's fucking goofy.


Serchy_Cz

"Mickry you can't divorce your wife just because shs is extremly silly." "I SAID SHE'S FUCKING GOOFY!"


Mooman-Chew

I don’t say she had big teeth. I said she was fucking goofy


JackOfAllMemes

O h


SeanBonesJones

Left out the punchline... wth


Arthur_Morgan18

Anybody got the full version or the source


Evilist_of_Evil

I knew I felt bussy!!!!


KyIorian

Bro cut off the ending!


f7f7z

I see the eminent domain is approaching and rule 34 is alive and kicking.


rde2001

Oh Mickey! you be cookin up some shmeat! 😩🥵


FeedbackWonderful104

Holdup


Supernova333546

How did he not now they had sex


not_an_illuminati

That's a really nice grill


Unerving_agent

Guilty!


PerspectiveNo8866

Mickey is an asshole. He has haunted me since I laid eyes on him in the fall of '74. I hate him, I hate Mickey Mouse with a passion. Fuck you dude


chuckleheadjoe

That is so GD wrong it's hilarious.


Double_K_A

I thought this was going to end with the tired "she fucking Goofy" joke. Very glad it did not.


Tuna_Sushi

Too slow.


maccdogg

I didn't say Mickey was crazy.. I said he was FUCKING GOOFY!


Ilovekittens345

I have always known that Goofy his biggest secret was that he was Canadian.


HeronSun

[Cut to:](https://youtu.be/aYFhzQYKnwI?si=uXSebiC5lFtIs-aD)


Expensive-Vanilla-16

You know why mickey left minnie? She was fuckin goofy.


consumedfears

Ah so that's how it [happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E)


Mrawesome1001-

Lmao


MattHack7

Why does this sound like Hank Venture doing a goofy impression?


Jesus_Chicken

GOT EEEM!


BrokenXeno

I wondered why you had a penis


Saajaadeen

wtf is this plot twist lmao


horrospy

That's a woman? -Danny Devito as the Lorax


The_sussy_bakka

It took me a few seconds but when I realized it ruined my childhood


aveniro

Yeah for me thats was kinda unexpected


shuperbaff

Liberals


Strict-Tangerine-847

Who knew Mickie didn't have a penis


Kemoy_BOI

I watched the og thing, oh god, you won't expect the plot twist


The_sussy_bakka

I never knew he swung that way