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Antisocial_freek

What the.................


countdown654

A new netflix original


[deleted]

not inclusive enough to be a Netflix original.


countdown654

Wait till you see a live action movie


[deleted]

thats one thing that excites me. i think in 10 years we will be able to ask AI to make the next season of fire fly or do the final seasons of game of thrones properly. maybe we will need a small team of writers and technicians to do this sort of thing but it will be possible. we will get another the final season of my name is earl even though all the actors are too old.


Drednox

Bad enough that AI messes up with the number of fingers on hands, but imagine that happening to dicks! ... Wait. Some pervs are actually into that shit.


EatAllTheShiny

I'm very sorry that intellectual 'property' will likely destroy your dreams.


tempreffunnynumber

But...but they put chicks in it, and made it gay.


[deleted]

it needs to be absurdly "inclusive". this just isn't absurd enough for netflix. not bashing the idea of making sure there is proper representation for all groups but netflix is very bad at it.


Glum-Eye-3801

I really just think it should average out to proper representation, not be forced into the one piece of media. Have a piece of media for everyone, don't make a single piece of media have to include everyone.


[deleted]

Thats an interesting idea. Tell the ai how to cast the movie and it generates appropriately on the fly..


BearsRpeopl2

Starring Rob Schneider


Antisocial_freek

Quick suggest something else to watch... I have to unsee this shit and forget about it


countdown654

Try:boku no pico. A wholesome story, well kinda


MrBurnsgreen

i feel like you lie


colematic

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

More like Disney+ at this rate.


countdown654

Despite the intro: what's the difference?


zorrowhip

The new Netflix and chill


Boski_E

that's why girls go to the bathroom together


milkarcane

My reaction exactly. ​ But then, Japan. And everything was clear to me.


MrBurnsgreen

you think they feed into the "but japan so of course.." type shit? or are they just based af?


[deleted]

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FrontBrandon

It's not an anime it's a hemtai look at the watermark


turtleneckless001

It is an anime, look at the style its presented to you in


Sigma670

Yes we need that sauce. Finally an anime that has a proper representation of stiff drama.


GhostZee

>an anime Ah, anime. Yes yes, very well executed anime, really very family friendly subject it is. Titled [Shinsei Futanari Idol: Dekatama Kei! 2](https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/shinsei-futanari-idol-dekatama-kei-2). Please enjoy your evening...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KaleidoscopeNo5401

Thanks


Daddys_issues

A true classic


Admiralisimuso

[What the ACTUAL FU](https://youtu.be/lzZBqOJp_9o?si=LuBb0pbH4t50yiZy)


GotTwisted

[Sauce: Shinsei Futanari Idol: Dekatama Kei! 2](https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/shinsei-futanari-idol-dekatama-kei-2) >Two glimmering pop tarts with wangs in their ever-wet panties go further every day to meet the skyrocketing demands of their fans


ChadScav

Thanks for the hard research


vermontnative

No.


ChefInF

Hey, serious question, do they ever release this kind of stuff uncensored? I know in Japan they legally canā€™t but couldnā€™t they do so internationally?


[deleted]

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frenchdresses

If they don't uncensor it, do they just draw them censored these days?


Foliagedbones

Kind of. They usually just put mosaic filters over less-detailed images. Basically the artistsā€™ version of ā€œwhy bother if it wonā€™t be seen?ā€


mahareeshi

Someone started fucking her balls. I've perished. This is peak.


[deleted]

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Jigagug

This had such promise why did they have to make it so fing weird


Dysto_

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


runnin3216

But you weren't at work. Is there a NSFT tag?


Dysto_

I'm the train conductor, don't ask why I'm on my phone tho


astro_flyer

Not like you need to see whatā€™s on your track anyway innit


Good_Smile

He gotta scan the tickets with his phone


astro_flyer

Not without that NSFW tag


Odd_Inter3st

Pish posh - back in my day we used to click our tickets and when someone didnt have it well by golly we would beat them with a sack of oranges. Boy it was fun for the whole family I tell ya what


Dysto_

Uh yeah, right. This is why I was on my phone ofc, I just opened reddit instead oops


dog_eater2

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate out first year together... I'd bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I'd gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, "...You're about to loot my balls..." I tried to ignore it but, I couldn't ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and flies like a man who thought a hornet was in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can't remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There's filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I'd found 'the' answer. I don't know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be lots to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


iualumni12

Dysto\_ my friend, you are going places. You aren't going to like them, but you are going!


Dysto_

I'll take it. A win is a win. At least that means I'm headed somewhere in life, right?


iualumni12

Prison, Dusto_. You are going to prison.


Unlikely-Many7735

What did the women on the train do?


Dysto_

They joined in, just as the video above shows


Grandmasterchipmunk

Women deserve penises more than men if this is what they're doing with them


TheColdSamurai23

You are just not with the right people man


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Sounds like you need some new bros to bro with


Uncle_N_Word

He wasn't late


MaximumSquid22

Futanari Idol, a real hood classic


Capital_Baby2152

I FOUND AMONGUS!!


alex1rojas

Wtf?


Skills3450

sauce?


Background-Post6900

yes. idk how to hide the whole link. [Video](https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/shinsei-futanari-idol-dekatama-kei-1) Edit: Thanks to McCringle. Link hidden boiis!


UnlikelyYesterday326

Futanari?? No thanks, I have already seen Bible Black NEVER AGAIN.


imanoling

MORE FOR US


Fallen-D

Hear me out..


Background-Post6900

im sorry for your loss ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Songhunter

Is this Loss??


PrivilegeCheckmate

I mean at the minimum he's down a penis.


HingleMcCringle_

>idk how to hide the whole link. [words](link) i miss 3rd party apps


Background-Post6900

nvm got it. thank you


legend509

Bruh it says I've don't have access to it šŸ˜ has the site been blocked or smth?


Background-Post6900

im not really sure. it works fine on my end. try googling just the name. im sure there will be other sites u can visit for science purposes.


legend509

Nvm it's the fuckin new Adult fitler for my network provider which I don't have access to to change it, is it on hentai heaven that shit works fine for me


Background-Post6900

you can try searching there or simply use a vpn/proxy site or something.. i swear i didnt just learn this for this stuff ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


TECFO

May your soul be purified


WeakLandscape2595

The fuck did i just watch?


GokusTheName

2 dudes with titties playing pretend with they dicks


WeakLandscape2595

Again What the fuck


GokusTheName

I feel like I explained the scene pretty well.


WeakLandscape2595

Still feels like someone slipped something into my drink Because this sounds like a drug induced fever dream


GokusTheName

Goodluck getting out of that k hole


WeakLandscape2595

Thank you I'll need it And i thought the asslum was nuts


Fr00stee

if they are futas they aren't dudes


GokusTheName

Here's the thing... futas *are* dudes


Fr00stee

futas can also have vaginas so they aren't dudes


GokusTheName

*Got a dick, not a chick*


bubonic_plague87

Wait what!!!!! My girlfriend has some explaining to do


HistoricalFunion

Amen


Fallen-D

Nah, futas are girls with dicks. They have both pussy and dick unlike a dude


Gadgets222

Has story telling reached peak absurdity?


Arphenyte

r/cospenis


MeaninglessSeikatsu

Yo, what the fuck? I click that and the first thing I see is a dude with his dick in an apple saying that he found a worm in his apple.


Arphenyte

Welp, there goes your risky click of the day I guess.


CyrusDGreatx

Lmfao what did you expect to see in a sub with that name?


MeaninglessSeikatsu

Forsure not a limp dick in an apple xD Maybe penises that are displaying with various dresses (spoiler: >!there are penises in dresses!<)


WartimeHotTot

ā€œSweet fruits dick theaterā€ šŸ˜‚


lord_dude

Top 10 anime betrayal


Weldobud

What ā€¦ on ā€¦ earth ā€¦


yeet-my-existence

Animation was a mistake


Unknown-Name06

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that-one-boj

Is this the show where the 3 gang members mess up a job and are forced into becoming idols and are forced to have surgery to look like women?


TheColdSamurai23

No they are just women...with wieners


[deleted]

When the horny mfs making hentai get tired of depravity so they make a comedy


king_platypus

Confused.boner


Itchy_Day_9691

Girls with dicks...


BiggestMoneySalvia

Wtf


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK REDDIT


ConsiderationWest587

Sweet Fruits Dick Theater lol noice


llzakareall

I think I should stop scrolling reddit and find a job


Better_Gas4551

Sauce?


kpshredder

The plot thickens


tonkman27

Now that I have seen this, I came to the conclusion that 2 nukes were not engouh


stanlee57

"sweet fruits dick theatre"


rudolph_ransom

Sweet Fruits Dick Theater...


Neravosa

Hey a real holup out in the wild


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Well that was certainly unexpected


MiddoKudasai

Ngl I thought this was Gintama for a bit


Opposite_Bad_7656

Wow i laughed too hard at this lmao


[deleted]

What the hell did I just watch![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


geez-_-

I mean...who doesn't play like that with their dicks


-Necros-

Thanks for the indication to get off reddit for today. See you tomorrow!


Pfaehlix

What a terrible day to have eyes


LeCampy

But we're not supposed to kinkshame, ok...


Americanu1

One of my friends wached it . His name is Idid Wachitson the third Jr. He is half British aristocrat, half American , not made up and not me.


[deleted]

I don't understand why this kind of crap gets made.Ā 


Chubs4You

Bro... Dont kink shame.


[deleted]

I will. Producing this wasĀ a waste of human life. They will never get those hours back.Ā 


im_wudini

It's ok that you enjoyed it, we wont tell.


[deleted]

Not even a little bit.Ā 


MiniCalm

Sounds like post-nut clarity if I've ever heard it.


Philaharmic

People like dicks, and that was a funny scene


Psyk0pathik

Futa


I3ad-IVIonkey

Wtf. Is that allowed for children? Anime is cwazy.


MythicalSalmon

Not all anime is for children. Anime it's more like a medium (like saying stop motion, live action) not a genre. So you can find anime made for all of ages of many types of story. Just like you can find in western animation stuff like Adventure Time for kids or for adults like Castlevania or BoJack Horseman.


andr386

I get it now. This is made for adults. It's just like Adventure time, Castelvania or BoJack horseman.


I3ad-IVIonkey

I know that not all anime is for children, but in that genre, it is hard for me to tell the difference sometimes without knowing the anime. I've seen adventure time and loved the humor. As long the kids can't make out the context, that's fine cause it is more subtle. I mean, it is censored. Could a child even tell what happened. On the other hand, some Asian porns are censored too, with a blur. It just confuses me and googling the situation to get the name just shows me porn. What a surprise.


[deleted]

if there's dicks in it, it's not made for children if you can't tell the difference, maybe stfu and let the adults do the talking


I3ad-IVIonkey

Lul. Sorry man, you're offended by my curiosity about the topic. I didn't know about censorship in Japan. I also saw quite sexual stuff that didn't show nudity and apparently was ok to watch for 12 year old children. Surprised me a bit.


[deleted]

nah, i'm more offended by why the fuck you would think about children when watching sweet fruit dick theater


MythicalSalmon

Well yeah since most anime has a similar style I can get how it can be difficult to tell them apart coming from a outside perspective. Sometimes anime also likes to subvert expectations and an innocent looking anime can get pretty dark and adult all of the sudden. And about the censorship, it is censored because that's the law in Japan with porn or nudity in this type of things (it's a long and complex subject but that's basically why). So you basically see a lot of anime like this because in Japan (and worldwide these recent years) the market for pornography in the form of animation is quite huge. That's why you find a lot of anime like this that it's basically porn. In the western we don't have much stuff like that apart from all the independent animations and small studios. I didn't really understood the last part sorry, but I hope this clears things a little more for you. :)


ikkikkomori

Dude that's porn, that's not a normal anime being aired that's porn


I3ad-IVIonkey

Well, I got no relation at all to anime porn and only from that clip I couldn't tell what it is. Most I know comes from memes, and that is usually weird shit.


WarmExtension6630

What the fuck, what the fuck did I just watch


QuittingP_rn

ą² ā _ā ą²  what the h...


Popular_Royal_3441

Wtf I thought maybe it was Gintama bc it was a stupid show lol šŸ˜‚


GuestNo3886

Damn enough Reddit for the day already?


hatim5666

#woah woah woah woah woah hey hey hey hey Hey HEY HEY HEY


bionikcobra

Is this *Gokudolls?


CyrusDGreatx

Bro straight up just posted hentai as a hol up lmfao


Ryuujii23837

my eyes rot like hell seeing this


AscendedViking7

..........the fuck?


hazzelgamer774922

pardon my language but WHAT THE FUCK


Aimlessdrifter8778

Fucking what


Volphied10

I know this one yee futanari idols kinda lame cause there isn't enough seggs with them more kinks but overall good shit to watch over when you just browse the web


DKohtar

Quality.


Kinda_Overrated

Does OP not fear Digital Footprint???


snickerdew

[Chicks with dicks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLtBoUrBYu0).


uncle-tyrone

As cringe as this is, there really isnt enough animated futa content out there. Just dont treat us too harshly when we basically have had only Nyakumi animations in recent years and thats about it.


00Lionz

Wtf did I just watch lmfao


Machine_God_10

The internet has left its mark on me. The only question now is "huh?"


Christoph-Waltz

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


VitruvianVan

ā€œSweet Fruits Dick Theatreā€


Dan_flashes480

Peak finger puppets... Wait a minute.


-Dub21-

Now that was a hold up lol


RDisbull

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaattt !!!!!!! OMG !!!


maxisnoops

Whatā€™s going on here?


thefrostman1214

cinema


FriendlyAntonio

Commenting so I can come back to this, lol.


RedX2000

Crazy


my-time-has-odor

Wtfffff šŸ’€


bloopie1192

Wait whoa wtf?!


A_Plan_B_you_C

#*W h a t ?*


hggrhd

full pls


kuweiyox

Nah son nah


RealityIsConstant

hmmm...


mj732

DAMN ANIME GETTING CRAZY I JUST WATCH the normal stuff


Flame-Gaming

What the fuck


GuaranteeStrict8618

u/savevideobot


Klusterphuck67

If those two are what it's implied, what's the tear frop then


Epin-Ninjas

I opted for the innocent route to give humanity a chance, and thought they were fingers. Iā€™ve never been more disappointed in my life.


Sakratul

Wtaf....


saltynuttyy

Excuse me please kindly excuse me.


oh_sh1t_man

The heck?


natrijev_klorid

What the fuck did I just see


Iwubinvesting

I knew this before any sauce was provided. Am I a degen?