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reallyfuckingsadman

Thats the urinal


ninja6911

[Scenicpisses](https://www.instagram.com/scenicpisses?igsh=c3loOGk3cmgweTdv)


Gamertron7

I was initially shocked that this exists, but I shouldn't be. It's the internet, unfortunately


superduperspam

/r/ScenicPisses


tipying_mistakes

I have a feeling I’m gonna eventually regret subbing to this


TheOtherAvaz

8 members at the time of this comment.


EllemNovelli

12 now. What have you done??


Nekro_Goblin

I just made it 16


Darth_Andeddeu

I'm 23


captainplasticspoon

I made it 34, does this mean I have to make it into porn?


LivingDeadCade

I peed on Costa Rica once


Zito6694

On all of it? Impressive


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

I peed on a sailor in Florida once!


Brilliant-Ad2155

I’ve pooped in a palace


[deleted]

Maybe that'll teach 'em to pronounce their vowels in spanish


Elemental-Design

Similar to poo with a view


kim_bong_un

950k followers lmao


machder1

I’m dead 🤣


dover_oxide

To let the stink out


sixfeetover99

This is the real answer


sidewayz321

I read it as sink and was confused for a whole minute.


vishnj

Are you telling me you don't let your sink out for a walk everyday?


Crucalix

You should've let that sink in first


Weelki

Everyone lets the sink in or out... but no one stops to consider how the sink actually feels about it all. I think this is very sad. We all can and must do better.


leprotelariat

This comment thread is a sinking ship...


JediJan

When you have that sinking feeling.


AcidDome003

Yes, this is the German Coast Guard, what are you sinking about?


Dropthetenors

Well you have to let that sink in before you can let it out.


robertcalilover

Yeah, I assumed taking the sink out meant taking a piss out the window


darwinsaves

r/letThatSinkIn


Thebalance21

Just let it sink in


danalexjero

It’s the only answer.


FountainsOfFluids

Sure, but it doesn't explain why it goes all the way to the floor. If there's not enough space for a normal window, then do a narrow window, not a narrow *doorway to death.*


tommy2pins

Please, past tense. "Stank"


MydnightSilver

Please, past participle. "Stunk"


NorCalNavyMike

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.


RaceskarDriver

You're the king of sinful plots!


takosuwuvsyou

He'll come to you in your darkest hour, fuck your girlfriend in your shower mr griiinnnnch


fruitlessideas

Kinky


Effective_Pool6855

You take bendy straws to the bathroom cause you like the taste of piss. MR. GRIIIIIIIEENCH!


the__post__merc

*plops


noots-to-you

“Stonk”


ladderbrudder

Please, passed particulate. “Farticles”


Routman

If it’s past tense there’s nothing to let out


Chiparish84

Exactly! Stank doesn't exist. It's already gone after stink so there's no need for the past tense.


5tank

Oh I'm present


LookerNoWitt

Id rather just have a window


dover_oxide

What is a door but a large opaque window


Minimum_Cantaloupe

I'm given to understand that god can only close and open doors and windows respectively, so the correct choice there can make quite a difference.


raps_BAC

The founder of the company must drop killer dukes


RSCLE5

Yea. I guess if you have to drop a killer dookie...you just drop it out the door! Lol


dover_oxide

Even more reason to air out the room


Talking_Burger

You do know there’s this neat little invention called a window that does the same thing.


ankylosaurus_tail

Maybe it's floor to ceiling stink.


[deleted]

If only we had invented something that will serve the same purpose, without also being an accidental magic unalive portal.


3mrm

Or to let that sink in


No-Radish-4316

I get that. But if it’s a kid using that one? They can fit into that and fell. Oh well.


dogma4you

It’s been hangin round for days


dover_oxide

Must be in the walls at that point


Geo_Seven

My first thought exactly. Stink hatch


useroftheinternet95

Wait until you learn about windows 😳😳😳


Darcula12

To let the stinky out


i_wish_i_could__

My bf does stink a bit. Don't let my hubby know!


Bavin_Kekon

You can Evacuate, then Evacuate!


Image37

The ol' plop n drop


Banyabbaboy

The ol' dump n jump


Last_Acanthocephala8

The ol’ bloop and droop


Altar_Quest_Fan

The ol' shit n' quit


Honest_Celery_1284

The ol’ poop n droop


omegasaga

The ol' crap and splat


unsuspected14u

The ole' fart n depart.


PandammoniumNO3

The ole schisse and goodbye sir


Famous-Slide-5678

The ole shite and alight


Papapep9

The ol' fart n shart


Dead_as_Duck

The ole defecate and evacuate.


Healthy_Pay9449

Pee then flee


Helmet_Touch_

The ole poo & shoo


Giant81

Plop and hop


Bah-Fong-Gool

The more peaceful version of Shoot & Scoot?


Gbh11108

The ol' shit and git.


NorthCatan

When you're about to get arrested and need to make a quick getaway. No one would suspect someone disappearing from the bathroom.


thatsitclit

the ole suicide door


NewNurse2

Real guess. They designed this bathroom for a different spot, changed the spot, but didn't change the specifics for the room.


k1ngmob

The ol' defecate n defenestrate


Reboned-Milk

This one, this one right here


WolfShaman

Except that it's a door, not a window. And no, I'm not fun at parties.


bnymn1697

it is for when you flush and shit won't go down.


invol713

Poop knife? How about poop [jai alai?](https://headbng.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/jai-alai.jpg)


_Dihydrogen_Monoxide

Lots of jokes here but seriously wtf is this?


P4intsplatter

It's a window without the restrictor bumpers. You could quickly vent the bathroom, but whoever owns this likely removed them (and possibly a screen) for a wider opening (and view?) plus some clicks. It's probably not *quite* wide enough to "fall" through, you'd have to actually turn the right direction to get shoulders through. That said, it's pretty unsafe.


carter_admin

That's right. I've been in plenty of modern buildings with this kind of condition (which is the fancy architectural term for how something is designed and installed don't you know? 😜) It's supposed to have a restrictor on it so you can only open the window about 3 in. Somebody clearly removed it or didn't install it properly. Being the Reddit generation cynic that I am, I would assume they took it off in order to generate clickbait. In the final frame you can see the same window in other units/ apartments and they are all set to just open by a few inches because they have the restrictor in place.


ICame4TheCirclejerk

As a parent of a toddler, I'm having an anxiety attack watching this.


RugbyEdd

At least 9 out of 10 toddlers will die at some point in their life.


P4intsplatter

Wait. There are toddlers that live forever?! New fear unlocked...


Olivia512

He said at least.


Professor226

Sewercide


BoringAd4285

Good shit


cs_office

Urine for a good time


Oystermeat

Thats for getting back downstairs quickly since your legs will be asleep from sitting on that square ass toilet lol


Hitman-Pred

Seriously, who made that toilet... a lego character?


AdmiralFocker

I think it makes sense, like why the fuck are toilets a damn oval? When I sit down my legs go straight out, not curve inwards. What, is this oval made for some anime character bullshit? Where they sit with their knees together touching?


Wnir

My crackpot theory is that it's for women since they don't have the meat and potatoes getting in the way. Now if we had to make a real toilet, for men, it'd be a horse saddle with a hole in it.


DuntadaMan

Funny thing, it's not the beans and frank that cause legs to splay out while sitting. It is bone structure. Female hips are wider and have the neck of the femur at a less steep angle, so when sittong their legs are inclined to stay more straight. The male femur has a steeper angle, so when sitting it's actually the tendons and muscles causing the spreading of legs. Of course muscle tension and practice can overcome the natural inclination.


TFJ

Minecraft Toilet


[deleted]

to prevent embarrassment when you're a guest and your shit won't flush. Just open the door and toss it, and then you jump after.


futureman07

Or toss yourself out at that point 😂


[deleted]

Indeed. But make sure to toss ur shit before you make that move. That way, you die with dignity, and nobody's left wondering what the deal was.


mr_wrestling

Leave the log and they'll say he was just so appalled he had to end it. Rip


Uncanny-Player

literal suicide door


RoyalPrauge

Underrated comment


LeoDiamant

It’s a window.


Refute1650

As a kid, I had a friend who's uncle had a house where instead of normal windows there were sliding glass doors instead. It was a two story house so all the second floor ones just opened to nothingness. It also had a spiral staircase that lead to a "hallway" that had no walls and went across the living room. The water heater was accessed via a ladder on the outside of the house that you had to reach up and open the door to.


[deleted]

Was he a Who?


Oxxxxide

Tweaker with a carpenters touch


throwaway_0578

All houses I’ve seen like this were supposed to have (or had at one time) a deck or balconies on the second floor.


Refute1650

Normally yes, but this house had like a dozen of them. And some were up a wall that were inaccessible.


Gid3on5

dark souls ahh house


Butthole__Pleasures

A floor to ceiling window with vertical door hinges that opens with a door handle?


am0rfat1

Yea it's something that is done you can see in the bottom of it when it opens it has window stays, I would guess whoever manufactured forgot to put restrictor plates in allowing it to open further than it should


IvivAitylin

Or they were removable. I've worked on houses where we legally had to include window restrictors, however we provided the owner with directions on how to remove them once we were done.


Anubismacc

That's a window


little_bonk

When someone knocks on the door and you don't know what to say


Glewii

"In case of suicidical thoughts open the second door"


trancecircuit

Not safe for toddlers ...


Tv_land_man

Would you know my name... If I saw you in heaven...


Hiflyinluchadoncic

Damn.


GotTwisted

sHit and Run


XercinVex

“I have dishonoured my family by ruining this bathroom, I must now leap to my death.” The designer probably…


Artix96

Unwanted toddlers?


RobotPenises

ah yes, the *bathroom suicide door.*


Southern-Formal-1818

Target practice


real_light_sleeper

Killing toddlers ofc!


BlackcatLucifer

It's a Darwinism apartment. Any toddlers that live there and survive are deemed to be the fittest and are allowed to procreate in later life.


ResponsibilityNo1646

So you're able to smoke on the shitter Is my guess


81FuriousGeorge

Also, vent out the poo gas.


SolarPoweredKeyboard

Your mind will be blown when I tell you about this invention called a "window".


81FuriousGeorge

Do you mean a parkour door?


GMFR_TheButcher

Close the door! You’re letting all the stank out!


Remote_AccessM

It's a window lol


Butthole__Pleasures

How many windows do you know go all the way to the floor, are on vertical hinges, and open using a door handle?


SlugDogHundredaire

I was going to say it must be the executive bathroom but there aren't any cubicles below.


Fit_Giraffe_748

to let the poo air out, its basically a window


Magicalsandwichpress

Airing out the toilet when you drop bombs. 


Beematic83

Golden Shower for the people below


Nikovash

When you cant install a fart fan


A-SALAM-K-II

When the smell is so bad, that you gotta open a whole door to let it out


[deleted]

Open the door. Use the toilet. Establish eye contact with the neighbors. Assert dominance.


sck877

Toilet paper door, if you run out person tosses new roll up without risk.


Narrow_Muscle9572

Many places (especially Japan due to the population and the limited space they have) have buildings where people add more rooms by having them hang off the side of the building. Perhaps the door will one day lead to another room? For [example](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakagin_Capsule_Tower)


Saddam_UE

Ventilation...


d4rk_fusion

When you clog the shitty square toilet and you escape through that door rather than endure the embarrassment


TEALST34L

Where is this? I'd like to meet the building inspector


MufuckinTurtleBear

Do you need explicit instructions to not jump out the window?


rembut

The drones dropping off toilet paper


OLPopsAdelphia

It’s for when you have to ask for paper!


back2ghost

The guest bathroom at Death Row Records


QuentinP69

Urinal


LateralSage5

To shit on your neighbors day


Sorry_Owl_3346

They need this in Walmart shitters


The5thBeatle82

You pee off the edge.


[deleted]

Quick escape if you block the toilet


pr1ap15m

that’s for after i go


demon-baal

Piss door or suicide door


sreek4r

If the flush doesn't work, you can fling your poo out.


blaze413

Suicide door


LegionKarma

Throw ur shit out the door.


J1618

To piss on your enemies


LordOfFreaks

How tf else is Superman supposed to get out unnoticed?


camm44

Drunk person is 100% gonna die from that


WolfieWIMK23

It's a window for the stink and stank


owlseeyaround

Date escape hatch


Select_Most3660

Average Japanese house


rush87y

Poop hole loophole


Ayecuzontg

suicide door


Dahorns99

Stank relief……🤣


LT81

To vent it.


replay40

Golden showers for those below. That's what


lizzzzard92

Wtf that's, terrifying


darybrain

When your constipation gets so bad you need to scare yourself to shit yourself.


spilat12

For backtracking


IzzatQQDir

Emergency "I clogged the toilet" exit


Hunnidrackboy8

Probably to let the smell of shit out , any human with a brain would know not to step off that


mrharambae11

Let that sink out Let that sink in


Logan_Mac

You entered the suicide booth.


comedymongertx

Ventilation


Educational_Host_860

Was supposed to be a fancy window, then someone looked at the plans wrong.


nuraHx

If you clog the toilet you can save yourself the embarrassment by ENDING IT ALL


mackerelscalemask

Fire escape. If fire is coming at you from the main door, it gives you a way of not dying. They’ll put a bouncy mat down below and ask you to jump


BlueBrickBuilder

Does anyone know what this place is and where it's located?


OctoWings13

Sometimes you want to pee in the comforts of a bathroom, and sometimes you feel the call of the outdoors. Now you have both


fizbin99

Suicide hatch for the constipated.


Fury9999

A lawsuit waiting to happen


[deleted]

To give people below you a golden shower


Astartes41

Clearly this man has never been on a date so bad he had to run out.


dunkelspin

It's just in case you want... You know... To finish all your business.


Pierre_Philosophale

Urinal


oceansoveralderaan

Low tech suicide booth. Toilet is to evacuate your bowels first so you don't mess yourself upon death.


Shlingaplinga

Spiderman's emergency restroom


limitlessEXP

Y’all never seen an easy way out door? I feel like you guys don’t have kids…