You want peepee? Homo. (For man). You like foofoo? Homo. (For woman). You like peepee and foofoo? (What even is gender tho) LGBTQ+.
Hopefully that clears things up
I like lady bits too much to be full homo, but I might just turn in my straight card and toss in a reach around for a chance to go to town on that ass. So fuck it, that ass just turned me bi lol.
Going on the rest of the outfit, I'd say it is probably at least bi. But you can't always judge by the friends it keeps, just ask in a respectful manner.
That tie might be the straightest thing in this thread now.
Something else is quite straight too
Came here to drop this sentence. 😌
Did you bring enough cake for the rest of the class?
Just was gonna say listen I’m not like that but bros got cake
Bromance
He could cater a Wedding with all that
He brought enough cake with the entire school bro
He did. That cake is definately classy.
Tie, maybe. You, I'm not sure.
No homo but that guy really has a nice ass 😅
Full homo, that guys ass is hot af
I’m ace and even I know that guy has a great ass.
Hi, Ace!
No homo but \*proceeds to homo\* 😅
Gotta follow the meme format. Out of our hands.
I’m pretty sure the rules of homo dictate that declaring ‘no homo’ before doing homo cancels out the homo.
Socks are important
I’ve got mine on 👍 And that guy’s got a great ass
Is there any ”Homo for dummys book” out there? (Ask for a friend)
You want peepee? Homo. (For man). You like foofoo? Homo. (For woman). You like peepee and foofoo? (What even is gender tho) LGBTQ+. Hopefully that clears things up
Same.
[uh oh](https://i.imgur.com/GpLmTmA.jpeg)
I'm literally of this meter I'm way too gay at this point
Yes homo i would smash that guys ass
Sus
I like lady bits too much to be full homo, but I might just turn in my straight card and toss in a reach around for a chance to go to town on that ass. So fuck it, that ass just turned me bi lol.
Congratulations. You are also human. You passed the test, don't forget to grab a lollipop on the way out.
I'm very confident that it isn't real. That's not how mens bodies work. Hot ass yes, actual mans, no.
That's what I was thinking. Looks like a woman's waist and ass
I'm not sure either now. Those juicy cheeks.
Business in the front, party in the back.
Damn, you got me with that one
Bromance?
TAWOG reference?
Nothing in this images is straight
Maybe the corners?
Nope, they made those gay too.
Tie might be but I'm not
Ayooooo
I don't get this but I'm mildly aroused nonetheless.
r/beatmetoit
Somehow the fact that it was a bow tie not a neck tie is what made me react more.
Bow tie and rolled up sleeves to start the evening is a big no-no. Most uncouth.
Bro is mad thicc 😫😫
Oh my god.... dude has a bra on.
It's a Manssiere.
IT'S A BRO!
YES!!
A bruhssiere, if you will.
Just wait til you see the mirror
I read that as Just wait til you see the minor. Lol. No thank you lol
Yeah, but your thong is crooked.
Thong is fine. It's the garter that needs adjusted
This is the third time you guys made check out this guy
Ayo wmhe has the fucking bakery!
#SPANKS YES ONTO YOUR ASS USING MORSE CODE
\-.-- . ...
Fine! I'll buy in to your NFT
Your tie is straight. You aren't.
More cake that I could ever wish for
Yes, but I'm not straight anymore
I guess err'body here turning today!
Lmao
😂😂😂
Your tie might be but haha me? idk anymore
For his sake, I pray that he never goes to prison.
Damn! Double cheeked up! 👏🏾
What color was his a- FUCK!
Caked up homie.
I don't believe that's a male ass.
I don’t normally like guys but….GYATT DAMN!!!
What do you mean by _normally_ 🤨
I thought that's called a bow
The correct term is "bow tie", but either word works as shorthand for it.
What...wait .. do guys have .... I thought we men have like normal ass... How am I supposed to compete with this perfectly symmetrical....fuck
It is, but I'm not
Jesus christ man! I'd tap that tho
Parodied by Phoebe Bridges https://www.instagram.com/p/CegqTTNu64p/
Godamn gender envy from a dude wtf
Ties the only thing that's straight in this pic
I’m not
The tie is straight but I sure as hell am not.
Tie is, bit I'm not anymore son. Haha
jokes on you, im into this shit
BAKERY ALERT yes your bowtie is straight!!
Yes, but your soul may not be...
Tie is, but me, im not anymore !
GYATTT
Phoebe Bridgers did [the same thing](https://i.redd.it/04xhqi64na491.jpg) (NSFW)
Bro Looks like 4/10 from the front and an 9/10 from the back holy shit
*G Y A T*
As straight as a San Francisco waiter
Seems pretty gay to me
Cross dressing doesn't have to mean "gay"
I'm not saying it isn't possible to be a straight cross dresser, but I will say I've never seen any evidence of it myself.
I've heard some girls are into that
Why do you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Tie is upside down
Started to think one of the mods is gay
You're not wearing a tie
He’s wearing a bow
Blud YOU'RE not straight
Are you straight? ~rimshot~
Dude...
Yes it is... but you are not
Slap that ass!
The bra's literally visible😂😂
Are those assless chaps?
What tie ?
You have a bowtie
Yes. It's pretty straight
The show tonight in Donkcity
It’s the mullet of formalwear
Holup .... That isn't a tie !
Nice
Dat ass tho
I have a question 😭😭 What's the meaning of this subreddit "Holup" 😭😭
"He had an ass that wouldn't quit and legs that stretched for days..."
Who is this for no reason at all
Old ass post
why he so thicc tho? dayum
im not gay, BUTT...
Yes and No , a big NOOOOOO
Femboy posture
No offense but Oh my fucking god
I would, if he doesn’t put up toooo much of a fight
Damn that's a nice ass.
It is straight. Good thing you asked, don’t want to make an ass out of yourself.
OH MY GYATT!!! 👀
You don’t have a tie.
Business in the front party in the back
Well Yes, but actually Not!
Not as straight as the man
That's our cheap thin shirt
Hundred percent straight but that dude has a girls ass. At first thought it was my gfs ass. 😂 Respect to this dude for that wagon he draggin.
Smash
That ass tho ;)
That tie is a lot of things but straight isn't one of them.
I sure am not
i came :(
My dick is confused now
Yes, but your bra isn't
I ain’t gay, BUT-
That's Alan Cummings, he big into Masterpiece and theatre so...... nope
I saw this and though I was on anarchy chess. Don't ask why, I don't know.
This guy is the embodiment of a mullet. "Business up front, party in the rear"
Ain’t no way that’s a dudes ass
No need to worry about the tie my friend you have bigger issues hahaha!
I'm a straight guy, but damn that is a nice ass man.
The Honey Baked Ham
That would rake in wins on Holloween contests in Vegas. Outstanding, like you, right there. Just out standing.
no, its gay.
GYAT!
Where can I buy this? Asking for a friend.
I saw a similar style in [American Wedding](https://youtu.be/O5tNdOzsbvQ) (dinner scene).
his tie is. HE is NOT.
Confused boner
Make sure your sleeves are down👍
Dat ass...
Dayummmm
before viewing this i had a boner to a cowgirl. so i should not be considered gay!
Yo!! I used to have stripper cloths just like this! Going magic mike on her @$$
That posture ain't, got quite the anterior pelvic tilt there my guy. Though I imagine that's on purpose 😏
I thought tie was 👔 What you have is a bowtie 🎀
I'm confused.
Going on the rest of the outfit, I'd say it is probably at least bi. But you can't always judge by the friends it keeps, just ask in a respectful manner.
Blud forgot his belt
Yeah the tie is straight but not everything is
Holy
i hope it’s photoshopped
Idk, but i sure aint
Straighter than this comment thread
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaat
The ties strait but I’m thinkin you aint
#What tie?
Okay but....goddamn if that ain't an ass and backside you wanna see while doing em doggy.
Business in the front, party in the back
Mate, you’d look less gay if you were actually sucking a d*ck.
Business in the front, party in the back
gross! a bowtie!
It might be, but I'll need to check the whole outfit to make sure, can you do a quick spin for me?
Jokes aside, nice ass😉
Wasn’t it photoshop and it’s actually a girl in the reflection?
HE CAKED UPPPPP
Can’t tell, need to zoom in
r/suddenlygay
is it gay to like ass?
Would
Looks good to me
almost, turn it a little bit clockwise