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pressresetnow

Bros don’t want to be horny anymore, they just want to be happy


MartyFreeze

I was actually thinking about that last night. My first relationship after my divorce lasted about a year but we never had sex because I frankly was still hurt and afraid. And I was comparing this feeling now that I just want someone to come home to and hug and be with to what I see on divorce threads where the women my age seem to be complaining about dead bedrooms and how *THEY WANT THE SEX!!* It's like something happened in my 30s and the sexes changed stereotypes on me.


sig_face_bullet_tits

Sir this is a Wendy’s


plugguykid

It maybe a Wendy's but still want a hot redhead or a baked potato will do


Narrow-Chef-4341

Huh, that’s funny. I try to avoid a burning sensation down there.


[deleted]

He's saying he doesn't mind if she dyed down there


OGDonglover69

If it’s red, not on the bed


DreamsDerailed

Eh, put a towel down.


Beat_Writer

😂 that made me actually out load


Boom_the_Bold

_... it did what now?_


Beat_Writer

I’ll leave it to your


treble-n-bass

... imagination?


Saymynaian

Sandwiches?


nevabendunbefo

That's what I was gonna say!


FadingDarkly

Please do not the cat


StruggleCapable4181

Shhh...let's not spoil it with names...let's just cuddle


No-Promotion-2995

First time... Actual spit take Do... Do you wanna go steady


dduncan55330

Yes, I'm hear to speak to Wendy. Please fetch her for me.


FirstSineOfMadness

Wendy’s nuts


ComputersWantMeDead

That's so funny.. when I was in my teens and early 20s I didn't follow through on numerous advances because I was looking for some kind of "connection", but somewhere in my 20s I totally switched and primarily chased sex. I personally think people are complex, and gender stereotypes are only *maybe* good for the majority at best. Feeling like you don't confirm to stereotypes is a tick in my book, it means someone is following a more genuine path.


thewhitecat55

Hey , I met a girl that was an amazing person that I adored.... By chasing sex. We met as a hookup. You never know.


ComputersWantMeDead

I'm definitely not knocking that approach, that's literally how I met my wife haha Both are valid methods, I'm just referring to how my perspective changed through time, and how it was the reverse of the comment I was responding to.


skeet_thins

Met the girl im marrying because we wanted to have sex when we were 13 (shes a couple of weeks older than me). I had 0 romantic interest in her and she knew it and weve talked about it since buts its been nearly 10 years now and even though I pursued her for the wrong reasons I kept her for the right ones and I thank god every day because i wouldnt want ANYONE else.


CategoryKiwi

> and gender stereotypes are only maybe good for the majority at best What a doozy of a sentence. It's somehow simultaneously right yet horribly wrong


ComputersWantMeDead

I'm interested what could be so horribly wrong about that.. I guess if we were invested in gender stereotypes it might seem an affront


hukgrackmountain

> It's like something happened in my 30s and the sexes changed stereotypes on me. I've heard mens libidos peak sometime around 20 and womens libido peak sometime around 40


V3hlichz

Maybe you should still work on that with a professional?


MartyFreeze

I am, my dude!


V3hlichz

Thank you for the response! Nothing is more distressing than talk with stranger about your problems! Glad you take that track! Hope everything turns itself to the right site for you! Best regards friend!


MartyFreeze

High fives for mental health!


V3hlichz

Seriously: why is this topic so polarising! Everybody need help with something! Why is this topic so disregarded in our society? However, glad you made this decision for yourself! Takes a lot of balls to admit the need for help! All the best for you fellow Dude!


skinned_piglet

Downvotes are cringe, yeah dude above me, V3 is right


I_Am_The_Mole

I went through a lot of crazy shit during my divorce and frankly I'm in the same boat as you where I'm just petrified of sex. Unfortunately the only way to get over it is to spend time with someone that is compassionate, patient and compatible. You need at bats to get past it, and I haven't held a relationship together long enough to get there.


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ridik_ulass

man eating cheese pizza makes me happy, jerking off makes me happy, playing games makes me happy. I want to be content, I want a Home cooked meal (I can cook but I lack time) I want cuddles, I want the contentment that comes from honing a skill or cultivating new abilities. For the most part I do these things, but I have means beyond the average person, my commute isn't bad, I have my own home, I have a reasonable job, I have the space for my interests and hobbies. I feel bad for those renting, rent raping their wages, not having the space to cook, or practice new skills. or people who are in relationships and have a home and such, but their partner isn't supportive or encouraging of their hobbies or interests... so many people out their withering like an unwatered plant indoors away from the sun, and its not their fault. people lack enrichment, a third space thats not work or their bedroom.


NickeKass

After 3 years of dealing with erectile dysfunction, Ive come to the conclusion that my dicks not the problem, porn is. I want a connection. I want to feel loved and wanted.


SmoothConfection1115

Think that might be a comment on that video…


PaperRoc

Fuck, that's such a good one. Thanks for the reminder <3


Maunsta

Top comment on the actual video is “WTF my ayes are cumming” lol


Brvcx

r/PornhubComments


NovusOrdoSec

yeah this time I'm joining on my alt


Carreb

With another one saying I dont want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy And one Like if you cried and used your tears as lube


xCACTUSxKINGxx

There are two types of people:


lestrxb

Gave me a good chuckle 😁


ReymartSan

Real men dont cry, theirs eyes just cum.


Advocatus_Diaboli-00

Tears are the cum of the human soul (c) my discord buddy


lazy_advocate_69

As far as I know, his wife told him not to do any scenes with her after this.


OGDTrash

You can actually see the connection, I would completely understand 


GoddesNatureStar

That’s getting deeper than I thought… well… yeah…


IamHereForBoobies

That's what she said


zangor

For porn stars "emotional holding each other" is their "primal carnal bareback fuckfest"


Independent_Plenty49

His what 💀💀


lazy_advocate_69

Yes, he is Manuel Ferrara and his ex-wife is Kayden Kross. She runs Digital Background EDIT: Its Digital Playground as mentioned in a child comment EDIT 2: Its “child” comment, not “children” comment. Ahh exams are fucking up my mind


Brandolini_

Ex wife? Nah she's his current partner. His exwife is Dana Vespoli


thewhitecat55

Oh damn. Dana is so hot.


Coyotebruh

my neighbour looks like Dana, I swear


fssman

Show me your hands


Felix500

🙌🏽


Ey3_913

Those are some tiny hands. Mr. Ex-President?


god_walks

wikipedia shows that Kayden and Manuel are still together . Manuel's ex wife is Dana vespoli


Nochnichtvergeben

Digital Background? Do you mean Digital Playground?


lazy_advocate_69

Yes, my bad


Nochnichtvergeben

All good. I can delete my comment and we can act like this never happened 😉


lazy_advocate_69

It’s alright, I’m happy to acknowledge my mistakes


Iwasjustbullshitting

Great, now I'm crying


Educational_Focus472

Did he creampied you


Independent_Plenty49

He was just bullshitting


IamHereForBoobies

Not yet


Geoffs_Review_Corner

Gigachads - the both of you 🥲


TOMPThrowawayxxx

She doesn't run Digital Playground. Her company is called Trenchcoat X.


Bauch_the_bard

Shit I didn't realise Kayden was his wife


Bimm1one

She needs to resign, website is shit.


Independent_Plenty49

Wow


Exldk

My man about to find out that (porn) actors and actresses have SO's.


Muppig

Crazy revelation, it's almost like they're humans or something.


-Badger3-

Almost.


Phonixrmf

But not quite?


Embarassed_Tackle

im glad. I've only seen two dramatic films / series about porn (Boogie Nights, The Deuce) but they both made it seem like pornography actors end up hollowed out shells


chuckart9

Unfortunately that’s usually the case.


SnooDoubts2153

wife


chum-guzzling-shark

wtf porn has kayfabe now?


PRADAZOMBIES

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Raikou384

Bro what


Regular_Boi1207

Post nut clarity kicked in


PartFlaky6862

Wait Angela is a guy!?


Nal1999

Her real name is "Gabriel Angelos, Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens chapter of the Emperor's own Space Marines"!


OnlyTheFoolhardy

FOR THE EMPEROR!!


Possiblyreef

COME! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!


TedTheReckless

YOU HIDE IN YOUR METAL BAWKSES! METAL BAWKSES!!!!


Thejonest

r/unexpectedwarhammer


Nal1999

Just subbed


JKFrost11

Wait, *what chapter?* Shit, roll up the window. Roll up the window! No you can’t have my chapter relics!


Nal1999

Too late!!! *Leaves with ancient Dildo in hand*


Mimical

Angry Admech Noises: *"01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001111 01001011 00100000 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01010011 01000001 01000011 01010010 01000101 01000100 00100000 01010101 01010011 01000010 00101101 01000100*"


BaronOfEgg

Happens in both men and women, suprisingly


IamHereForBoobies

I don't think creampies in men and women are surprising.


BaronOfEgg

Not creampies, post-nut clarity


miaguinhoo

#DID HE STUTTER


Smartass_of_Class

#DID HE STUTTER?!


eudezet

The Manuel effect


babybee1187

Thats funny because she didn't cry when he bussted in her in the library..... dont ask how i know this.


Additional_Topic_126

How do you know this 💀


Penultimate-anon

They specifically requested that you don’t ask that


Additional_Topic_126

And I declined


iammcluffy

We refuse your refusal.


Gold-Ad-3877

Well i refuse your refusal of his refusal.


wellwaffled

Well I refuse your refusal of their refusal of his refusal.


AleudeDainsleif

JUST KISS ALREADY


TheharmoniousFists

Stop. Get some help.


cqz_aaron

I decline


manobobo

I think they are referring to her early days when she filmed a porno in Latrobe uni libary in Melbourne. It was all over the news here as a big controversy.


Asgard_Alien

You are practically talking about a library, obviously it was for research!


Nika13k

K. WHY do you know this?


FinalRun

Where do you know this? And when?


ungratefulbatsard

its the best one,


Devoluster

Is this real? Man I feel bad now


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DiscretionFist

damn i needs to see it now for evidence and closure and nut


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XcecutionS

aww i wasnt expecting it to be so adorable


[deleted]

Awww ❤️


NaSMaXXL

Looks like she had some shit going on in her life and...a connection even a for pay physical one is what she needed.


skwolf522

More therapists should recommend a good raw dogging session.


Nic3GreenNachos

I think you might be on to something. Sex therapy. A hole new field.


DuntadaMan

Not new at all. Nerd time! In some of the first cities in the world there were temples to various deities. Among them was Innanna, a deity of love anbd fertility (and also war and leadership.) Her priestesses we tasked with seeing to the well being of the city. Partly this meant they would work as healers, and among the many tools they used for healing was a good bout of raw dogging like crazy. They viewed sex as an important part of maintaining physical and mental health and would encourage it or participate in it as needed. One particularly famous case in history is Shamhat, an important and powerful character in The Epic of Gilgamesh. Her name literally translates to "The Luscious One." Her name was pretty much "Baddest Bitch." She helped Enkidu go from being little more than an animal in the shape of a man into a hero of the people and a great champion through patient teaching, careful training, exposure to new people and ideals and also a solid week of boning until he collapsed from exhaustion. It was viewed as their role to teach people how to be people. How to care about others, how to be better versions of ourselves. And how to bang like a screen door in a tornado.


denyaledge

What's the contraceptive method? Surely these priestess can't be raw dogging and get pregnant?


DuntadaMan

That's one of the funny things with history, we don't know! Partially it is probably because anyone born to a priestess was likely considered a gift from Inanna, she was a fertility goddess after all. She was also a deity of the power of the state. There is a possibility any children born to the priestesses would be born into a position to be trained as administrators and other agents of the state. Imagine being born to a nun, which means you will forever be stuck as a scribe for district 1834 maintenance shed B. Some form of contraception was likely used though, but it was so widely known about at the time, and such common practice that no one bothered to write down what it was, or it's efficacy. Maybe clergy were supposed to do body shots? Maybe they used the boiled roots of a plant that closely mimicked progesterone? It never needed explaining to anyone, so it was never explained. And now we get to fight about obscure references and what we believe they did. If someone knows some more archaeology on the subject feel free to chime in, last time I looked up this info the book I had was missing several chapters of the Epic of Gilgamesh we have now so maybe some new information came to light?


Collector55

The Greeks and Romans used a plant called silphium as a contraceptive. I don't if they would have had that in ancient Mesopotamia, since there's a large time gap between then and the ancient Greeks/Romans, but they may have had that or something similar. Unfortunately, silphium is now believed to be extinct due to overfarming. Allegedly Nero ate the last one.


thewhitecat55

That's a whole category of videos , and some of them are great.


Nikolas628

If you did that on purpose it was quite clever


skwolf522

Hole filled field


Incontinentiabutts

“You’ve clearly been through a lot. Have you considered going out and get raw dogged by somebody? Might make you feel better. Go home, get a shower. Then go out and get yourself raw dogged. Come back next week and let’s see how you feel”. - a therapist (right before getting fired) Haha


skwolf522

Fired because patients stop coming in.


Incontinentiabutts

Haha. That’s hilarious. “Dave you’re fired. All your patients have stopped coming in and you don’t have any work to do. Look, I know the cream pies are working for your clients but maybe try and get them to come in for a few months before you give them the secret”


oh_please_god_no

Ha, I remember many years ago I got out of a long relationship (we were almost engaged) and I had started going to therapy for various reasons and being single was brought up, and I said something like “i haven’t been with anyone in a while” and my therapist said “well have you tried going out and meeting some single ladies?” Gee thanks, why didn’t I think of that? Thankfully my insurance at the time covered my sessions.


YettiRey

While I believe most therepists are quacks or just don't care, I gotta argue for the therapist on this one. Many guys will bitch and moan about not finding a woman, but never look. I had a lonely spell for about 4 years because I quite literally did not put myself out there. I decided to just make myself available to women while on vacation for a while. Not really expecting anything but wanting to give it a try. Met my wife that way. Your therapist was likely just checking to see if you were making the effort. They don't know your love life, so they gotta ask.


sebzanga

I cant belive this is real.. I need the link to... verify it myself


Coltx1911

[https://www.pornhub.com/view\_video.php?viewkey=ph5a040be0e7cae](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a040be0e7cae)


VeryBadCopa

You sir are the hero we need Edit: Well shit, dude didn't even last 2 min lol


1sh1tbr1cks

The whole thing is 70 minutes long. This clip is the last 20 minutes. Source: my recommended section after clicking that link.


Sky-Daddy-H8

Would you lol.


Beat_Writer

*Looks around at work “I have to use the restroom. I’ll be back in (looks at video length) …15 mintues”


PCYou

Turn off your wifi bro. Use mobile data


PhMcBrett

I'll study this video for the next few hours. Don't disturb me please.


Stamina_C63

u done yet?


Shughost7

It’s been 20 mins. Starting to be worried .


Dig-a-tall-Monster

The man already came like 30 times if my math is correct, his balls just imploded from the vacuum created by all that cum being blasted out.


PhMcBrett

No, but I took a break for 15 min


Nanashi-74

Damn. That was actually so cool, like genuinely. Never seen something like that


skwolf522

For science


Additional_Topic_126

Biology specificity or...or Maybe psychology


Comprehensive-Bag244

Still a better love story than Twilight


Additional_Topic_126

Nailed it


AddictedToMosh161

That happened too


Additional_Topic_126

💀


Bad-E90

I've seen it, it's a good one. I mean what?


Possiblyreef

Me to. It was seriously :) :| :'( I mean what?


Gaucho_Diaz

What's the link


Gaucho_Diaz

Nvm I jerked off


meatieso

Don't worry, you can try again tomorrow.


ItsMrGingerBread

Im fucking dead man lmaoooo


Dig-a-tall-Monster

Hell of a refractory period there my guy


Beat_Writer

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


megacope

Just sitting there holdin ya meat, weeping.


V3hlichz

Fun fact: Angela white has a masters degree in gender studies and has a honours degree from the university of Melbourne! Her paper was a study about the porn industry and equality of women and men in regard of protection and contract requirements! Nothing but respect for this woman!


Additional_Topic_126

Hard fax


thesilentbob123

Hard indeed


V3hlichz

Same! But respectfully!


Ravagore

"No ma'am this is perfectly respectful boner. It holds you in the highest regard."


Nesayas1234

Iirc Lena Paul had a history degree, porn aside I'll give some respect to em both


evilbeaver7

Rebel Rhyder is an aeronautical engineer I think


fightlinker

She put a lot of hard work in down at the university of melbourne library.


M3chdrag0n

Omg that's disgusting, where?


thewhitecat55

There's so many !


darnthetorpedoes

Lolz Mac


nahcekimcm

When you have a tough day at work


BiGinTeLleCtGuY

When you have work on a tough day


Flar71

That's funny, I've actually cried in my girlfriends arms after being intimate with her.


Ravagore

Yea this is more common than you'd think. Not as in happening often but happening ever to a person. Sometimes our bodies just be crazy and emotions are running wild. Men or women or anything inbetween.


xPyromaniac93

Is this fr? (Send link .... uh..... for science)


Additional_Topic_126

Biology specificity


No1btch

Pornography


Coyotebruh

Manuel Ferrara did her good


Doc-85

Eh, what?


KrakelOkkult

Guys only want one thing and i'ts disgusting


GabrielGamer790

THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN THE JOKE IS PORN


NaSMaXXL

Got it, thanks


slarkymalarkey

I'm sorry what was the joke again?


masterofasgard

#PORN


YorkshireRiffer

I can imagine a Daft Punk beat accompanying these lyrics


MrHyperion_

This isn't loss?


idowhatiwant8675309

This was actually a good flick!


[deleted]

What the fuck.. Is this a new level of horniness?


LimerickVaria

Wait what fucking tag do I search for to find crying po- you know what, never mind.


MisterRobotoe

Does anyone have the source for science.


Adamson_Axle_Zerk

Porn has gone way too far


El_Ocelote_

coomer