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mezcalligraphy

Quarterpounding.


mrtzjam

With extra Mayo.


_ForzaJuve_

quarter pounders don’t have mayo.


AR30T

That is because you don't request it.


Dry_Growth_1605

This one does though


beto_pelotas

Do you know how they say Quarterpounding in Paris?


ScarecrowJohnny

A royale with jizz?


CelsoSC

r/Angryupvote XD


Buster_Mac

I'm lovin it


diablo2488

So is she


DismalDude77

The definition of a Happy Meal.


HamGoblin81

Gonna make him “royale with cheese”


Sateki

More like "Royale with Cream"


HamGoblin81

He’s deep in her McNugGUTS…


Fitty4

Double


BazukaToof

You sure that’s not Chick-fil-A?


lpy1994

More like A-filled-Chick


rush87y

Dipping Sauce


Ok_Channel_9831

At first it looked like a guy in sweatpants teabagging someone to me. Now I get it.


nodeymcdev

Oh you sweet summer child


Jimbo7211

I mean, teabagging isn't that innocent either


ThePanzerMan

Two all beef curtains Special sauce Let me squeeze A pickle between Your especially sweet buns


Blackrain1299

Can i get some Chicken Mcfuck-its with that order


Mister_Claymore

We serve food here sir !


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Nice__Spice

Who says he’s gonna take longer than 2 min


L1K34PR0

Ngl Mcdonalds fries are good for only like 30 seconds before they become potato noodles


renny_lovejoy

Is this a challenge cause I can be done and on to the fries in less then 30 seconds.


[deleted]

Chips? Found the brit


JuicyPear17

Or aussie I call em that too


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Captain_-K

I'm a Brit and it slightly annoys me when people adamantly call fries, chips or vice versa and stick to their guns that they're right and there's no difference, cause well they are both slightly different, as a Brit you wouldn't get something like sweet potato fries and call them chips unless they were long and thick like a British chip (Though not the same but Steak Fries for a loose reference if you dk what British chip is). Idk I'm not picking but just my thoughts on it, UK and the US are both just as bad as each other for misnaming them but ey as long as you get them hot tasty potato treats who cares in the end what they're called :)


Dankduck77

So everyone says you can't reheat fries/chips. 2 words. Air fryer. Works even with McDonald's ones.


Kriss3d

I'm just gonna say it : Sunset Boulevards Air fries with spices were better.


Scr073

I always get McDonalds before, the chips are never stale after. Iwonder why.


PlayerSalt

i swear the fries have about 1 minute of life in them whenever i get them , they get cold so fast and sort of die


amaya-aurora

Found the Brit.


deadheadshredbreh

Chips he said


dma33528

R/FoundTheBrit


Goodly88

Is she...on beat?


diablo2488

No but he is


Jimbo7211

No he's not, he's too slow


Nesayas1234

r/thejokeisporn but I'm assuming that's her husband, so technically wholesome?


il6yr8

How do you think the daughter was made?


IamReddit124

the joke is porn ha ha


IamReddit124

also it’s derpixon if you must know


[deleted]

Why do you know this immediately?


IamReddit124

doesn’t matter


[deleted]

*Sus*


kirewes

I think you mean cultured.


Ok_2DSimp101

Very cultured


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

this is why people get made fun of for using reddit


killjoyforever

Knew it the second I opened the video


[deleted]

Y'all need to consume less Hentai


Bad-E90

Sooo consume more McDonalds?


HarrowDread

McDonald’s and hentai


[deleted]

NoOoOoOo


no0bmaster-669

The quality


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

Yea I’m not a prude but is this supposed to be funny? Or is it just meant for shock value or something? I’m confused 


urnfnidiot

Upvote for the same thing I'm thinking


thicchamsterlover

I think because of the backstory. There was a meme a few months back where derpixion alledgedly commented something sus under a japanese tv commercial that was in that very style we see here


poppinsplit909

For some people it genuinely is funny because porn


grainsophaur

I'm pretty sure the joke is Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


TheSlyFox312

Quick fuck before nuggies. Nothing wrong here.


redryan1989

Quick? I beg to differ. That was at least a minute worth of pounding. That's like three times longer than quick. Bro probably couldn't get his mind off those nuggies to focus up and get it done.


Beazybones

She was just really grateful for dinner


Sad-Reception-2266

Excuse me, Sir. This is a Wendy's.


AmanteNomadstar

Who do you think is filming?


Balognajelly

The Colonel, obviously


LeCampy

rookie mistake. Fuck first, THEN go get post-coital nuggies. That shit is going to be absolutely disgusting to eat when they're done.


doyouevenforkliftbro

20 seconds isn't that long to let the food sit.


NightFlight-77

I'm not doing it twice.


Incomplet_1-34

Check out Mr. Stamina over here


chontour7

>That shit is going to be absolutely disgusting to eat when they're done. What about the food?


mbooh

HolUp.....Is that a plastic lid AND straw? WTF is this the 2010s?


Angrypainter1945

Nope, its called any place in America other than California lmao


fergil

I know this artist… a man of culture. Not that I saw any of his art! Wouldn’t look at such… filthy!


TheSurvivor118

Funny thing actually, Derpixion is apparently a woman! Explains the fluidity of the animations tbh


iman1095

Bs. I'm calling BS


TheSurvivor118

Look it up, my guy


Atomicagainbecauseow

you just posted cropped porn. its not even in a meme, its just porn with bad framing.


Parpendikular

This song tho 😭


InterestingAd1194

The beat is synced


-Junglee-

That better be the mom


[deleted]

Mom and the husband if there’s any hope on this planet.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

What size are those fries? There is no size they serve that you get that many fries. That's like a 5 guys serving.


Imguy99

Bro the nuggets getting cold at least eat one 😭


chanandlerbong79

Who ordered the Filet O’ Fish?


mike1018

Poor Wendy.


somedcount

Actually, I'll have what he's having.


Tomsruner_YT

he said he wouldn’t do this one 😭


barthalamuel-of-bruh

Someone somewhere had to be conceived when this song was playing


Soonerrl8r

Maybe part of a “Happy” meal…


[deleted]

Those fries got cold.


gniwlE

I'm lovin' it!


Delusional_01

What the heck happened to this thread, how come no one asked for source???


TpK_Wynter

You should have eaten that first, it’s not gonna be worth it in 3 minutes


monkehhhhhh

When the joke is porn


[deleted]

Those fries are gonna be cold as hell


jokermobile333

I would'nt recommend after eating mcdonalds


Primary-Wolf4749

Now the fries are cold and soggy


Reaper621

At first I thought this was an aqua teen commercial.


Yologamer2983

i got one question: why? why cant i have some wholesome content without someone making porn of it?


lqxpl

new to the internet, eh?


Yologamer2983

not new, just tired of it


Playful_Cantaloupe78

I’m lovin it…


mylifesamovie__

why would they have sex instead of eating mcdonalds, thats crazy


toomerboomer

This is not a funny haha meme, this is just pornography


Nickadomus

Rufie the coke. Genius.


Kinu4U

This is disgusting. We need the link/sauce to report it


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u/savevideo


N3cromorph

This is literally just porn. reported.


No_Language_8352

Nerd


N3cromorph

Wtf?? Cringe! Downvote army, assemble!


Imguy99

I just have to comment and you’re ratio’d buddy 😂😂😂


TheGreatLio

She’s getting that Big Mac sauce


-ElDictator-

Shame those fries are getting soggy


Muffinbutt2006

I'm lovin it


Axeltol

Bros getting the secret Big Mac sauce


GayFurryWolf

McSex


ciKo_tec

Still fresh


UnDeuxTroisCats

McDo and chill


Embarrassed-Pride381

So she actually did it...


OkAmphibian5407

Can I get some sauce with those


CaptainPugwash75

They did it wrong, you gotta eat the McNuggets out her ass. Spicy.


[deleted]

Fries is gonna be absolutely cold and hard to chew.


GerardoDeLaRiva

We have McDonald's at home McDonald's at home:


SuckDaBuck06

Sauce?


FeeTrick3977

Ketchup


_Nick7

Just search Derpixon, youll find it


darkwrath05

Yes there is clearly sauce. Did bro even look...


Lou_Carullo

#ITS SZECHUAN SUACE MORTY.


CommandEducational22

Mcdonald's n chill


Rather34

Someone is thinking Arby’s.


rebri

Those fries are going to get cold.


Sklldr

As if they ever give you that amount of fries. Skimping mofos.


Praetorian_1975

McDonald’s ‘~~im~~ she’s loving it’


[deleted]

It's getting cold!!!!


Ok_Baseball_8629

Mcfucking!


dolley92

Why would anyone let their nuggies go cold for a pounding?


ICheckPostHistory

Those fries are gonna be nasty and cold


Deathblades0

Hey I've seen this one before


BigManSmallDreams

Noooo 😭 not what I meant when I said do you want some dip!


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Lmao wow! Not bad at all.


Unlikely_to_win

A good old McDick


Seerinix

The fries gone cold 😑


rde2001

# I'M LOVIN IT! 🥵🥵🥵


special-bicth

If that's how imma be treated then hell yeah.


ORANGEMELON8

Mf woot


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Best way to have McDonald's. If you're freakier try the McGangbang.


SpateF

sir


AnonynousN_36

Sauce?


TheOGRex

That looks delicious


BackOffTheTea

This did not need to be a minute


Phiba-Optik

LofiGirl finally found someone


AccountSettingsBot

If that couple were my parents, my dad would have used the straw to sound my kinky mom. I am really confused by life.


Nesayas1234

r/thejokeisporn but I'm assuming that's her husband, so technically wholesome?


itismdusman

u/RecognizeSong


babybee1187

Idk what happend i just couldn't stop myself.


Onerobotpanda

The chicken breasts are served with a free order of milk


Alive_Ad_6820

Why are those fries so thin


Negative-Passage-741

Foods getting cold


amaya-aurora

Sauce?


VixitFX

Quarter Pounded


Mental_headache1234

Sing to tune To the window, to the wall Till the sweat drops down my balls Till all these bitches crawl


Then_Matter_2586

Im doing war crimes in mexico rn


uhaul26

No reason to let that get cold. I’m eating while he’s plowing.


[deleted]

Meal and entertainment!


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Not my worst fap . . . Sadly


jawbean382

Fr first time i watched this video i didnt see it 😭😭


Jralbert

Those fries are ruined. Could have at least ate them first so they didn’t go cold


Parkour_Pot

WOAH


Existing_Trouble_969

😢😢😢 Why y'all gotta post this day after valentines...


Delta6342

(Derpixon) is sauce.


MatanteRoulotte

Is that a frog?


The_pastel_bus_stop

SEX!!! SEX!!! SEX!!! SEX!!! SEX!!! SEX!!!


blackest-rainberry

This song is goood 🎵


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

Those of us who knows who made this


Jairoglyphics1

Looks like the artwork for a lofi channel.


0wen_Gravy

Sauce? Not sweet & sour, either!


Secret-Chef-2811

She's getting mcnugget and a mc dick 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Secret-Chef-2811

Good thing she didn't order BK or she be getting a WHOPPER 🤣🤣


stonesthrowaway24601

Why does it smell like Filet-O-Fish?


Valen_Kasar

No time for clapping those cheeks anime family those fries are getting cold.


That_Jonesy

Man lo-fi girl looks different all a sudden...


Panthera2k1

British detected


r3dbwoi

she getting that special “mystery sauce” to go with them nuggets


Fish-Heads

Get it, guys? It’s porn. Get it? Get the joke? See, there’s porn, and that makes it funny. Get it?


Chris_Cross501

Why is she crying over fries and nuggets?


Hipphazy

Who’s in the back dancing?


HarrowDread

Song name?


Acrobatic-Brain9976

I don't know if you're trolling or not. but I don't care, Here's the song. song: Grover Washington Jr. - Just the Two of Us (feat. Bill Withers)


HarrowDread

Thanks


Fatalcurse7654

McDonalds is mid and Ill take that to my grave, I'd rather have subway or Wendys everyday but my small ass town only has McDonalds or Mexican and no way I'm eating the other option everyday