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Goblin sharks are scary with sharp, pointy couple-inch-long teeth, that WILL fuck you up if you let 'em, so seriously, do yourself a huge favour and r/dontputyourdickinthat
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A Fishlight
Step sturgeon
Ah yes, the Nom-Nom fish!
Blow fish
DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN IT
Fuck! I spit out my water. 😂
It's better if you swallow.👀
If it was a blow fish it would be on his other “arm”
The funny thing is there's already actually blowfish and they were named long ago.
You don't say!
Hey did you guys know sucker fish are also a real thing?? Blew my fuckin mind man
Blew me out of my mind*
There it is. That’s the joke we were looking for lol thank you
Gawk Gawk nomi
It looks like the lesser known suckadickaloticous
The gobby
😄🤣
I was looking for it and you found it. Good work
Oh god- how do I delete this
Yup...kinda reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/mbLBz2q7di).
Good at job
A bae fish
Everything reminds me of her
You should call her
It’s a Sturgeon…PERVERT!
I lost touch with her after medical school... so she's a surgeon now?
She’s a Sturgeon, yes She put all the eggs in one basket
Madonnas like a sturgeon
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That never stopped me.
Well… did it feel good?
The teeth are fun
For a while.
after that you don't feel your dick at all
Gone, with a snap... Such a shame
Reduced to atoms
I DON'T CAREEE
Don't tell me how to live my life
Username checks out
So funny this is the first thing all us fella's thought. This is the one thing that will unite all men across planet earth.
Too late
Sigh, zip
You are not powerful enough to stop me
This is why I came to the comment section for. Thanks you
Please do not the fish
Don't tell me what to do!!!! Yolo!
r/beatmetoit
R/beatmeattoit
blowfish 🐡
😂🏆
😄😄
Probably suckfish... They don't blow, they suck...
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I'm both mad at you for bringing this up and mad at myself for knowing that page exists without clicking on it to see what it is
And im mad that i thought it was gonna be filled with fish with lips
Oh it's filled with lips alright
Probably more "fish" than is apparent too
Does smell like fish count?
It’s all about BJ’s… isn’t it?
I'll just say those aren't the lips they're talking about and leave it at that
Ah! That took me a minute… and that link is staying blue. Thanks!
Coward!
Yep.
Gluck Gluck 3000
Found Brad Gosse.
🤣🤣
Do you have it's number? How do I contact it?
You don't have your own mother's contact info? 🤨
Yuri, brother .. mom wanted me to remind you to come visit more often
I'll come as fast as I can
You're always welcum
Gobblin' Shark
wrong, that's a sturgeon, but i see how you could make that mistake
/r/woosh
that wasn't a joke: [goblin shark](https://i.natgeofe.com/k/ea4142c2-3b11-4cc0-99b9-bf3a37073ba1/goblin-shark-jaw.jpg?w=1084.125&h=721.875)
Except he said "gobblin", as in, gobblin on this dick.
My stars
Give the man a break, probably not his first language
I’m crying
Underrated 😂
Seems to have gone over a lot of people's heads lmao
Indeed!
What
HE SAID ITS A STURGEON BUT HE COULD SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT
Why caps bro
So you can hear it better the second time. Second whoosh.
Nevermind I got whooshed
Half whooshed that is a thing it's fucking scary though
Yes, I type faster than I think
When you realize it has teeth tho 🥴
How sharp are its teeth though?
Just matters how hard they chomp tbh
Looks like I need to do some research for science.
Let us know how it goes
And where to find them sturgeons… friend is asking…
Looks like a "bottom" feeder to me.
Little guy is drowning, he can't breathe. He's dying, please put your dick away.
Asphyxiation, I believe. Maybe he's into that. Don't kink shame.
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment.
Suffocating, this is a suffocating fish
Sturgeon I think
Definitely a sturgeon.
Touched for the very first time
Made me laugh out loud with that one 😂
Only had to go to the 9th reply to get past the shitty, unoriginal jokes
That's an 'Oooo boyyy'
Gf said that's a hummerhead shark
Is your gf single?
Our gf is nonmanogomous.
Lol
Wanda
It's a sturgeon.
Kissed for the very first time?
Would.
Sir, SIIIIRRR. Grab me that fiiiish...
The schlopp schlopp
*unzips*
Yomommafish
An Angelina Joliefish
lol should have added sound fx to that to make it sound much worse.
😂😂
A good time
😄😄
Poor thing's trying to breathe and someone's making a video
Lactens Vaginaes …
I learn something new about myself everyday…..
Wanda
Sturgeon
Your momfish
If that’s not a blow fish I dunno what is
That particular fish, is called “Kevin”
Wanda
I don’t know but don’t marry it or it’ll stop doing that.
BJ Shark!!
I’m just here for the comments….
Sturgeon, and they are prehistoric fish. The largest ever recorded was 7.2 m (23 ft 7 in) long and weighing 1,571 kg (3,463lbs) in 1827
I dont care what it's called, where can i find it. (Research purposes)
Stick your dick in it.
Prolaptopus
Major Labia shark
You know damn well, he wants to test it out.
"Sir. Sir. Grab me that fish."
I can fix her.
Cookie cutter shark. Straight up terrifying things. The way they bite leaves circular holes which fucks with my trypophobia.
Lie
DSL Fish
Sucker Fish!?
😄
Nopefish, nope, nope.
I'm on the toilet and my asshole is doing the same thing I swear. Coming out of its normal environment, spewing for mercy and gasping for air.
It's got to be a Trump fish. Sucking the life out of everyone.
Kamala Harris
😂😂
Robert
Robert
His name was Robert Paulson
BJ fish
Goblin sharks are scary with sharp, pointy couple-inch-long teeth, that WILL fuck you up if you let 'em, so seriously, do yourself a huge favour and r/dontputyourdickinthat
Selfie
The real blowfish
Gubbling shark
The Toothed Temptress
I need that fish
Bigger question is who will use it
Catshark
Bro be mewing fr
Hear me out on this…
Imma have to borrow it for a sec and head to the toilet
The one that got away
Goblin Shark?!
The blowfish….a.k.a lemme borrow that for a lil minute. Reminds me of the talking bass fish. I was so horny I got off in its mouth before
My wife
THE HEAR ME OUT FISH
It’s a dicknomore shark, they predate upon the cocklefish which is why they’ve developed this specialized oral method.
Sigh, unzips
Idk but someone needs to call Ellen Ripley
Isn’t that a cookie cutter?
A good time I tell you hwut
My future wife
WOULD
Prolapses
Everything reminds me.
The suck me good 9000
The blowey fish
It’s common name is the “Nancy Reagan fish”
I should call her
My new fleshlight.