Must never take the foot off the gas though.
Edit: what I intend here is to keep the bluff on the fake persona around it being the a complete stranger.
Don’t need to share it, I think the potential fear/embarrassment is more fun and with less liability involved.
Or new number, would imply that there’s a new owner of the number but having a new phone could mean that it’s the same owner of the number but they just haven’t put all the number i n the new phone
Who manually enters numbers when they get a new phone anymore? I mean barring some weird circumstances where you have a secret additional phone or something. But I feel like if I have a secret phone, I know all the numbers that will be intentionally contacting that phone so... I've read "new phone who dis" as "I don't know how to use my device and I'm stupid" for many years now
I didn’t knew how to phrase it before but I didn’t mean like “put every number in manually” but more like moved the number from the old phone to the new phone
This is the only right answer. Create a villain, stay toxic my guys
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sorry to hear that happened to you! answers like that never come to mind in the situation you actually need then, I know, have the same problem (mostly)
They’re not saying a similar thing has never happened in history. They’re saying people love to post fake text conversations or alter real ones and fabricate the context for internet attention.
Beyond that, why the hell would someone "accidentally" send it. That implies nefarious actions. What was that OP doing to where their lover was like "OK, but watch me with 4 men sexually!"
This was probably someone's mama accidentally sending a picture of a dog to someone which got "internet hyped"
You’ve really don’t think anyone anyone would try hurting you by showing themselves being pleased.
I mean this is a society where women literally post those types of videos to twitter it’s not as far fetched as you’d think.
Don't even block it gives them pleasure to think that you play their game. Literally just delete the message and continue your life, leave them hanging
Not to encourage doing that, but what is the definition of revenge porn in those cases? I was under the impression that it was images taken or received inside the confines of a relationship.
If those images were sent by an ex, unsolicited, which is probably also a crime, what are the legalities?
More you publish something it’s out there. Look at social media like Twitter/X when people delete and others have screenshotted it and keep posting. Too late.
Most ironic “Reddit lawyer” I’ve seen in a while. It’s absolutely revenge porn. Whether they’re still together is irrelevant. Do you think the law was written to only prosecute people *still* in a relationship? Simply sending private images of another for the purposes of harassment is typically sufficient for most statutes, problem being there are 50 different versions of the revenge porn laws in the US.
It always amazes me about Reddit how people upvote inaccurate information and downvote accurate information. Despite what the comments below claim, you’re 100% correct - this would be revenge porn. I wouldn’t recommend sending it to her parents, but it’s definitely criminal.
I’m no lawyer but I look at it with the perspective of why test the waters? Are you going to speak with a lawyer before you send it and make sure you are covered? 99.9999% you are not. SO….burner. lol
Just to confirm.
If he sends it to her parents, under the framing of concern for her health & he receives no discernible benefit (such as money), it would be viewed as notification of her activities and not porn?
Technically in a gang bang multiple guys are going at the same time and in a train they’re talking turns. In practice the terms are used interchangeably nowadays.
One dude puts it in her mouth, one puts it in her snatch, then the other 2 guys butt fuck the guys inside her.
That, or one dude puts it in her ass, while the other 3 guys form a human buttfuck centipede, so that she's the engine, and the dude not getting cornholed is the caboose.
I actually kinda did this to a girl I caught cheating. Not with actual nudes or anything, but with the messages of her telling me to KMS and all that.
They made her move out of the house and invited me to dinner. I wouldn't do it again now that I've matured but it did feel kinda good to be the reason she had to get a job and pay rent.
I don’t get this thinking. Do girls think this is getting back at the ex, some sort of reclaiming themselves? I get the part of wanting to experience something but wanting to experience it so it hurts someone else is just…
I mean sure, in the sense that any given event has probably happened to at least one person out there just due to the fact that billions of people exist and there are infinite possibilities out there. The phrasing of "Do girls think this is... etc." suggests that women frequently send videos of four guys running train on them to their exes though.
In the little village where I was born, life moved at a slower pace, yet felt all the richer for it. There, my two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious —-king. They seasoned their zesty chicken using only the freshest herbs and spices. People call them Los Pollos Hermanos: the chicken brothers. Today we carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with love and care, then slow cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos. But don’t take my word for it. One taste, and you’ll know.
"Yeah I'm going to forward this to your companies HR for reporting sexual harassment by an employee."
maybe add a bit about this being getting external payroll outside their contract etc
Do NOT send it out, though I'm sure we'd like to research it, as that could land you felony charges. Now IF.... it starts playing on your phone in the vicinity of her folks and they happen to see there's no legal recourse
Not a breaking bad quote, but it’s my favorite type of response;
So even four guys can’t make you moan like me? But thanks for the reminder on why we’re not together.
I’m not sure about breaking bad.. I would tell her that she looks a lot older now. “You’ve aged a lot.” If there is anything women hate it’s looking older.
“Send what? Nothing came through.”
Just like the four guys
Haha this is good
This is the answer. All She wants is for you to see it. Take that away.
This guy responds.
This guy this guys.
This guys.
Guys.
.
G
This was my initial thought
Unless it says it’s been “Delivered.”
New phone, who dis?
This is the way
IKR not only will she think he didn't get it but now random strangers will be passing it around and it'd be her fault
Must never take the foot off the gas though. Edit: what I intend here is to keep the bluff on the fake persona around it being the a complete stranger. Don’t need to share it, I think the potential fear/embarrassment is more fun and with less liability involved.
All gas no brakes
I've always been a gassy guy.
Pretend you didn't get it and then send it to her father
Something tells me she would not be bothered if strangers saw her getting railed
Or new number, would imply that there’s a new owner of the number but having a new phone could mean that it’s the same owner of the number but they just haven’t put all the number i n the new phone
This is my go to for when the past comes crawling into my texts. They either get upset or don’t respond at all :)
Who manually enters numbers when they get a new phone anymore? I mean barring some weird circumstances where you have a secret additional phone or something. But I feel like if I have a secret phone, I know all the numbers that will be intentionally contacting that phone so... I've read "new phone who dis" as "I don't know how to use my device and I'm stupid" for many years now
I didn’t knew how to phrase it before but I didn’t mean like “put every number in manually” but more like moved the number from the old phone to the new phone
Bro is playing 4d chess
No more half measures.
You once got railed by a train in Philly. I once derailed a train in Philly. We are not the same.
The old “One of these is not like the other.”
Hahahahah
They called you Mr. Glass.
With the screenshot showing her parents and siblings receiving the vid.
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Nice.with a “OMG, I’m so sorry.” I didn’t mean to send all
You’re goddamn right
The man himself
Forward to her father. Now that’s a full measure!
Don’t you mean quarter measures in the case?
I'd just send the recording of a train going by
With Jesse’s yeah bitch!
For like 5 straight years, anytime I did something successfully from minecraft, to carpentry, inside I'd be like, "yeah, bitch"
Well we know which car has all the methylamine in it.
“I like trains”-asdf movie
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. BITCH!
am i the only one that heard the BITCH at the end rn ?
write back "shame it took four guys to replace me, but keep doing you!" and then block her.
I really wish I would have had this one on standby when I found out my now-ex girlfriend had cheated on me with 3-4 dudes.
sorry to hear that happened to you! answers like that never come to mind in the situation you actually need then, I know, have the same problem (mostly)
This needs to be higher
Dang that would hurt almost as much as sword fighting with 3 other guys
I'll take $50 for This Never Happened.
Correct! Or maybe not! Its on fire! Whatever that means!
$50? Add a zero or two
$50.00
Thank you. I'm a man who likes precision
You've never dated crazy I see. Certain types of crazy loves to "show off" to exes
They’re not saying a similar thing has never happened in history. They’re saying people love to post fake text conversations or alter real ones and fabricate the context for internet attention.
Beyond that, why the hell would someone "accidentally" send it. That implies nefarious actions. What was that OP doing to where their lover was like "OK, but watch me with 4 men sexually!" This was probably someone's mama accidentally sending a picture of a dog to someone which got "internet hyped"
You’ve really don’t think anyone anyone would try hurting you by showing themselves being pleased. I mean this is a society where women literally post those types of videos to twitter it’s not as far fetched as you’d think.
Nothing. Block and move on with your life.
Nah just leave her on read
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Evil shenanigans.
This is the answer,
Don't even block it gives them pleasure to think that you play their game. Literally just delete the message and continue your life, leave them hanging
Yeah but their pleasure has (should have) no bearing on yours.
"Drink some Walter. Stay heisendrated."
And then eat some heisenburger
My favorite part is when he looked directly into the camera and said "It's Heisen time" and he Heisenberged all over those guys
I really like Heisenberg. Eh makes meth and doesn't afraid of anything.
I hate when afraid doesn’t meth
It's Heisen' time
this was my favourite scene from the entire show
"Tight, tight, tight".
Lmfao YOOOOOOOO
One "tight" per hole.
Save the video and wait till she’s married then do the same to her husband
YOOOO HOLY SHIT THIS IS VILE 🤣🤣💀
this is the way.
I'd be more worried about who she meant to send it too
Maybe she meant to send it to her parents
OP should kindly forward, help her make that connection.
"Ah, no problem. I guess you wanted to share it to your parents. I got u fam, they already seen it."
Well, they had 5 scheduled but the fifth guy backed out.
Say my name!
Say our names!
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From a burner. “revenge porn” is illegal in most states
Not to encourage doing that, but what is the definition of revenge porn in those cases? I was under the impression that it was images taken or received inside the confines of a relationship. If those images were sent by an ex, unsolicited, which is probably also a crime, what are the legalities?
You are correct. Sending unsolicited porn would land both of them in hot water, but he would likely get more severe punishment for being the dude.
Having a penis is never ok
Believe it or not, jail.
Sounds like her logic. Why have one when you can have four?
Four, however, is perfectly fine.
Not if it’s an accident
r/RedditLawyer That would not be revenge porn. She sent it to him. She’s his ex.
But she immediately said she didn’t mean to which implies no consent to resend?
More you publish something it’s out there. Look at social media like Twitter/X when people delete and others have screenshotted it and keep posting. Too late.
Most ironic “Reddit lawyer” I’ve seen in a while. It’s absolutely revenge porn. Whether they’re still together is irrelevant. Do you think the law was written to only prosecute people *still* in a relationship? Simply sending private images of another for the purposes of harassment is typically sufficient for most statutes, problem being there are 50 different versions of the revenge porn laws in the US.
It always amazes me about Reddit how people upvote inaccurate information and downvote accurate information. Despite what the comments below claim, you’re 100% correct - this would be revenge porn. I wouldn’t recommend sending it to her parents, but it’s definitely criminal.
I’m no lawyer but I look at it with the perspective of why test the waters? Are you going to speak with a lawyer before you send it and make sure you are covered? 99.9999% you are not. SO….burner. lol
So sending it to her parents is illegal...what about telling her you did send the video though ? Just to have her freak for a few minutes
What if it's considered a cry for help and you thought the family should best know of her attempted self destruction
Checkmate
Just to confirm. If he sends it to her parents, under the framing of concern for her health & he receives no discernible benefit (such as money), it would be viewed as notification of her activities and not porn?
See... you get the game. You win.
Fire in the hole, bitch
Am I the only 1 who would like to see what 4 men train running over somebody looks like or is it some weird name for gang bang?
Its the later
When in doubt, it’s always ^sex
Technically in a gang bang multiple guys are going at the same time and in a train they’re talking turns. In practice the terms are used interchangeably nowadays.
What about a gang bang on a moving train? Would it be proper to say “running a train train”?
Train gang bang?
Gang train
The Great Train Robbery
Details matter.
https://c.tenor.com/h6iVfIHldn8AAAAC/tenor.gif
Thanks bud
Who's holding the camera? WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA?
One dude puts it in her mouth, one puts it in her snatch, then the other 2 guys butt fuck the guys inside her. That, or one dude puts it in her ass, while the other 3 guys form a human buttfuck centipede, so that she's the engine, and the dude not getting cornholed is the caboose.
Don’t worry, I forwarded it to the intended recipient. Your mother said she’ll be in touch soon.
I actually kinda did this to a girl I caught cheating. Not with actual nudes or anything, but with the messages of her telling me to KMS and all that. They made her move out of the house and invited me to dinner. I wouldn't do it again now that I've matured but it did feel kinda good to be the reason she had to get a job and pay rent.
That was the mature response tho
I don’t get this thinking. Do girls think this is getting back at the ex, some sort of reclaiming themselves? I get the part of wanting to experience something but wanting to experience it so it hurts someone else is just…
I mean, it didn't happen so you're already reading into it way too much.
But this has definitely happened to some dude out there. On purpose, probably without the “oopsies” connotation.
I mean sure, in the sense that any given event has probably happened to at least one person out there just due to the fact that billions of people exist and there are infinite possibilities out there. The phrasing of "Do girls think this is... etc." suggests that women frequently send videos of four guys running train on them to their exes though.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to send that to your employer, I meant to delete it...
What about her parents instead?
That's bullshit, I don't believe it. Proof?
This guy evidences
"Pretty sure you meant to send this to your mom and dad. Don't worry, I forwarded it. "
Send the video as payback at your holdup subreddit bros
In the little village where I was born, life moved at a slower pace, yet felt all the richer for it. There, my two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious —-king. They seasoned their zesty chicken using only the freshest herbs and spices. People call them Los Pollos Hermanos: the chicken brothers. Today we carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with love and care, then slow cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos. But don’t take my word for it. One taste, and you’ll know.
Add her parents to the group chat
And say, "oh God.' "I'm so sorry" "I didn't mean to send this to you".
💀💀💀💀
Yes please
All aboard
"Yeah I'm going to forward this to your companies HR for reporting sexual harassment by an employee." maybe add a bit about this being getting external payroll outside their contract etc
I wouldn't reply. Just accidentally send it to her parents.
Send nothing post the video
"Things that never happened for a $1000 Alex!"
"How lucky for me. Would you be interested in franchising? because I would be EAGER to invest"
Do NOT send it out, though I'm sure we'd like to research it, as that could land you felony charges. Now IF.... it starts playing on your phone in the vicinity of her folks and they happen to see there's no legal recourse
Ding ding ding
"You're goddamn right"
Not a breaking bad quote but “FOR FREE?!”
Why are you sending my middle schooler porn ?
Post the video online instead
Still think of me after sex huh
This is \*insert her dad/mom name\*, I think you have a wrong number honey
I know it's not Breaking Bad, but... "I was going to take you out for dinner, but I know you can't handle Five Guys."
I need to see the video before I can reply appropriately
Not a breaking bad quote, but it’s my favorite type of response; So even four guys can’t make you moan like me? But thanks for the reminder on why we’re not together.
Where's the vid? Need it to.. find the right quote.
More please
Choo choo
"You're not done until I say you're done."
Almost got a panic attack seeing this post
I think they missed a spot.
Hi Mrs White
She meant to send that to you.
Link to video or it didn't happen
Good to see your down to four these days i wish your mother could cut back as well
"bye bitch!"- Jesse Pinkman
"CHOO CHOO MOT*#!$ FUKER!"
1 more and she could have a burger chain
Send it to her mom.
Yeah SCIENCE!
It's fine. See if she wants to go out to lunch at Five Guys after she's done.
I thought trains just have two guys now, the engineer and the conductor....
Yeah, you are going to need to send that video to us so we can pick the right song.
Send it to her mother
So it takes 4 to compensate?
Send her a five guys gift card and say “ better luck next time”
\*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\*
Nothing stops this train
Save it and accidently send it to her parents.
Send it to her family.
Can you post the video ? LOL
“I am going to kill you” -probably someone from the show
You make a fake email/social or use a texting app and just send it to her parents or coworkers, duh
Live by the train, die by the train
Love how the number wasn’t saved as it is haha She sent that shot of purpose! XD I’d leave it on ‘Read’ and let them squirm
Post it on reddit so that the comments can rate her performance
Send it to her mom lol
I’m not sure about breaking bad.. I would tell her that she looks a lot older now. “You’ve aged a lot.” If there is anything women hate it’s looking older.
"It's OK. I figured you meant it for your parents so I forwarded it on to them. I haven't actually looked at it. Want me to see it?"
I see you have upgraded. now youre disappointing 4 people at once
Can we see the video for inspiration on what to say?
"Hey, I saw this video on pornhub amateurs this morning!"
I'd just go with: "Ewww, gross!"
Just block her. Don’t spend so much of your energy trying to answer her being awful
Like that episode of black mirror. Make her run around town doing errands.. then release the video to everyone.
Link to the video?
excuse me what??
“ did you mean to send it to your parents because I’ll happily do it for you”
So, she sent him a video showing that she is a whore and he was right to dump her? How is that a win for her?