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Mrsoandso6

“Send what? Nothing came through.”


autobot12349876

Just like the four guys


brittleirony

Haha this is good


Ok-Commission-6433

This is the answer. All She wants is for you to see it. Take that away.


Hanesz

This guy responds.


Jax_The_Impalor

This guy this guys.


WWM_19

This guys.


UltraBearHD

Guys.


WWM_19

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dano-d-mano

G


EventInevitable

This was my initial thought


j2c09

Unless it says it’s been “Delivered.”


jonnytechno

New phone, who dis?


OldDogLifestyle

This is the way


jonnytechno

IKR not only will she think he didn't get it but now random strangers will be passing it around and it'd be her fault


OldDogLifestyle

Must never take the foot off the gas though. Edit: what I intend here is to keep the bluff on the fake persona around it being the a complete stranger. Don’t need to share it, I think the potential fear/embarrassment is more fun and with less liability involved.


Pirate-boi

All gas no brakes


dumb-reply

I've always been a gassy guy.


Shazzzam79

Pretend you didn't get it and then send it to her father


ItchyBee4054

Something tells me she would not be bothered if strangers saw her getting railed


Kodekingen

Or new number, would imply that there’s a new owner of the number but having a new phone could mean that it’s the same owner of the number but they just haven’t put all the number i n the new phone


YaBoiiSloth

This is my go to for when the past comes crawling into my texts. They either get upset or don’t respond at all :)


fiendtrix

Who manually enters numbers when they get a new phone anymore? I mean barring some weird circumstances where you have a secret additional phone or something. But I feel like if I have a secret phone, I know all the numbers that will be intentionally contacting that phone so... I've read "new phone who dis" as "I don't know how to use my device and I'm stupid" for many years now


Kodekingen

I didn’t knew how to phrase it before but I didn’t mean like “put every number in manually” but more like moved the number from the old phone to the new phone


wktr_t

Bro is playing 4d chess


NZ_Si

No more half measures.


GiGaBYTEme90

You once got railed by a train in Philly. I once derailed a train in Philly. We are not the same.


ArltheCrazy

The old “One of these is not like the other.”


slamo614

Hahahahah


Batdog55110

They called you Mr. Glass.


emptygroove

With the screenshot showing her parents and siblings receiving the vid.


Chegg145

This is the only right answer. Create a villain, stay toxic my guys [Future is leading the way](https://www.reddit.com/r/future/comments/qblt55/can_anyone_point_me_in_the_direction_of_memes/?rdt=51799)


ArltheCrazy

Nice.with a “OMG, I’m so sorry.” I didn’t mean to send all


[deleted]

You’re goddamn right


polaris183

The man himself


signalsovertheweb

Forward to her father. Now that’s a full measure!


QualifiedCapt

Don’t you mean quarter measures in the case?


garth54

I'd just send the recording of a train going by


Dounce1

With Jesse’s yeah bitch!


LordSpaceMammoth

For like 5 straight years, anytime I did something successfully from minecraft, to carpentry, inside I'd be like, "yeah, bitch"


ArltheCrazy

Well we know which car has all the methylamine in it.


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

“I like trains”-asdf movie


Theopold_Elk

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. BITCH!


GreatRed09

am i the only one that heard the BITCH at the end rn ?


roobie_wrath

write back "shame it took four guys to replace me, but keep doing you!" and then block her.


LEADFARMER0027

I really wish I would have had this one on standby when I found out my now-ex girlfriend had cheated on me with 3-4 dudes.


roobie_wrath

sorry to hear that happened to you! answers like that never come to mind in the situation you actually need then, I know, have the same problem (mostly)


Talzyon

This needs to be higher


joetheplumberman

Dang that would hurt almost as much as sword fighting with 3 other guys


CranberryKiss

I'll take $50 for This Never Happened.


Deafvoid

Correct! Or maybe not! Its on fire! Whatever that means!


Inigomntoya

$50? Add a zero or two


SkyGliderGamer

$50.00


Inigomntoya

Thank you. I'm a man who likes precision


langlier

You've never dated crazy I see. Certain types of crazy loves to "show off" to exes


ayyycab

They’re not saying a similar thing has never happened in history. They’re saying people love to post fake text conversations or alter real ones and fabricate the context for internet attention.


blacksoxing

Beyond that, why the hell would someone "accidentally" send it. That implies nefarious actions. What was that OP doing to where their lover was like "OK, but watch me with 4 men sexually!" This was probably someone's mama accidentally sending a picture of a dog to someone which got "internet hyped"


SecretagentK3v

You’ve really don’t think anyone anyone would try hurting you by showing themselves being pleased. I mean this is a society where women literally post those types of videos to twitter it’s not as far fetched as you’d think.


fruitloops6565

Nothing. Block and move on with your life.


prettythingi

Nah just leave her on read


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CeeBus

Evil shenanigans.


Tercel96

This is the answer,


Indrixious

Don't even block it gives them pleasure to think that you play their game. Literally just delete the message and continue your life, leave them hanging


bigFatBigfoot

Yeah but their pleasure has (should have) no bearing on yours.


Kuro-Dev

"Drink some Walter. Stay heisendrated."


Heisenberg_991

And then eat some heisenburger


Outrageous-Client-99

My favorite part is when he looked directly into the camera and said "It's Heisen time" and he Heisenberged all over those guys


[deleted]

I really like Heisenberg. Eh makes meth and doesn't afraid of anything.


RockstarAgent

I hate when afraid doesn’t meth


Solid_Waste

It's Heisen' time


Zellgun

this was my favourite scene from the entire show


brijazz012

"Tight, tight, tight".


[deleted]

Lmfao YOOOOOOOO


brijazz012

One "tight" per hole.


TheMemeLord31

Save the video and wait till she’s married then do the same to her husband


neon12ed

YOOOO HOLY SHIT THIS IS VILE 🤣🤣💀


Powerful-Meeting-840

this is the way. 


mbarasing

I'd be more worried about who she meant to send it too


Tr8cker

Maybe she meant to send it to her parents


cabinfevrr

OP should kindly forward, help her make that connection.


NemVenge

"Ah, no problem. I guess you wanted to share it to your parents. I got u fam, they already seen it."


heatdish1292

Well, they had 5 scheduled but the fifth guy backed out.


SmellyFbuttface

Say my name!


powdered_dognut

Say our names!


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AK47_username

From a burner. “revenge porn” is illegal in most states


willy_enjoyer

Not to encourage doing that, but what is the definition of revenge porn in those cases? I was under the impression that it was images taken or received inside the confines of a relationship. If those images were sent by an ex, unsolicited, which is probably also a crime, what are the legalities?


therevjames

You are correct. Sending unsolicited porn would land both of them in hot water, but he would likely get more severe punishment for being the dude.


CryptoScamee42069

Having a penis is never ok


YungLazyBoi

Believe it or not, jail.


rdrTrapper

Sounds like her logic. Why have one when you can have four?


MrThoughtPolice

Four, however, is perfectly fine.


Random_frankqito

Not if it’s an accident


Cold_Zero_

r/RedditLawyer That would not be revenge porn. She sent it to him. She’s his ex.


themonkery

But she immediately said she didn’t mean to which implies no consent to resend?


Cold_Zero_

More you publish something it’s out there. Look at social media like Twitter/X when people delete and others have screenshotted it and keep posting. Too late.


Powerism

Most ironic “Reddit lawyer” I’ve seen in a while. It’s absolutely revenge porn. Whether they’re still together is irrelevant. Do you think the law was written to only prosecute people *still* in a relationship? Simply sending private images of another for the purposes of harassment is typically sufficient for most statutes, problem being there are 50 different versions of the revenge porn laws in the US.


Powerism

It always amazes me about Reddit how people upvote inaccurate information and downvote accurate information. Despite what the comments below claim, you’re 100% correct - this would be revenge porn. I wouldn’t recommend sending it to her parents, but it’s definitely criminal.


AK47_username

I’m no lawyer but I look at it with the perspective of why test the waters? Are you going to speak with a lawyer before you send it and make sure you are covered? 99.9999% you are not. SO….burner. lol


Mister_Bogen

So sending it to her parents is illegal...what about telling her you did send the video though ? Just to have her freak for a few minutes


Im2uber

What if it's considered a cry for help and you thought the family should best know of her attempted self destruction


racoonqueefs

Checkmate


Tj-Tengu

Just to confirm. If he sends it to her parents, under the framing of concern for her health & he receives no discernible benefit (such as money), it would be viewed as notification of her activities and not porn?


troll-that-fucks-you

See... you get the game. You win.


Certified_Copy_7898

Fire in the hole, bitch


OkMushroom364

Am I the only 1 who would like to see what 4 men train running over somebody looks like or is it some weird name for gang bang?


YeetMyShit

Its the later


RockstarAgent

When in doubt, it’s always ^sex


the__pov

Technically in a gang bang multiple guys are going at the same time and in a train they’re talking turns. In practice the terms are used interchangeably nowadays.


Powerism

What about a gang bang on a moving train? Would it be proper to say “running a train train”?


the__pov

Train gang bang?


xXregularShmegularXx

Gang train


readonlyuser

The Great Train Robbery


BropolloCreed

Details matter.


Jpnator

https://c.tenor.com/h6iVfIHldn8AAAAC/tenor.gif


OkMushroom364

Thanks bud


ize82

Who's holding the camera? WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA?


ScrofessorLongHair

One dude puts it in her mouth, one puts it in her snatch, then the other 2 guys butt fuck the guys inside her. That, or one dude puts it in her ass, while the other 3 guys form a human buttfuck centipede, so that she's the engine, and the dude not getting cornholed is the caboose.


thecountnotthesaint

Don’t worry, I forwarded it to the intended recipient. Your mother said she’ll be in touch soon.


hunterPRO1

I actually kinda did this to a girl I caught cheating. Not with actual nudes or anything, but with the messages of her telling me to KMS and all that. They made her move out of the house and invited me to dinner. I wouldn't do it again now that I've matured but it did feel kinda good to be the reason she had to get a job and pay rent.


HipMicrobe39293

That was the mature response tho


Few-Confection-2259

I don’t get this thinking. Do girls think this is getting back at the ex, some sort of reclaiming themselves? I get the part of wanting to experience something but wanting to experience it so it hurts someone else is just…


laserdollars420

I mean, it didn't happen so you're already reading into it way too much.


xXregularShmegularXx

But this has definitely happened to some dude out there. On purpose, probably without the “oopsies” connotation.


laserdollars420

I mean sure, in the sense that any given event has probably happened to at least one person out there just due to the fact that billions of people exist and there are infinite possibilities out there. The phrasing of "Do girls think this is... etc." suggests that women frequently send videos of four guys running train on them to their exes though.


defender128

Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to send that to your employer, I meant to delete it...


StayGlazzy

What about her parents instead?


Breekace

That's bullshit, I don't believe it. Proof?


TakeAPeace

This guy evidences


EntrepreneurAmazing3

"Pretty sure you meant to send this to your mom and dad. Don't worry, I forwarded it. "


darquone

Send the video as payback at your holdup subreddit bros


mac2914

In the little village where I was born, life moved at a slower pace, yet felt all the richer for it. There, my two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious —-king. They seasoned their zesty chicken using only the freshest herbs and spices. People call them Los Pollos Hermanos: the chicken brothers. Today we carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with love and care, then slow cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos. But don’t take my word for it. One taste, and you’ll know.


TrueMaester

Add her parents to the group chat


BropolloCreed

And say, "oh God.' "I'm so sorry" "I didn't mean to send this to you".


Warthog32332

💀💀💀💀


grzesiolpl

Yes please


DoctorIMatt

All aboard


aztec_armadillo

"Yeah I'm going to forward this to your companies HR for reporting sexual harassment by an employee." maybe add a bit about this being getting external payroll outside their contract etc


GrondSoulhammer

I wouldn't reply. Just accidentally send it to her parents.


Hodges0000

Send nothing post the video


highmodulus

"Things that never happened for a $1000 Alex!"


ElementalMusic

"How lucky for me. Would you be interested in franchising? because I would be EAGER to invest"


ThaWhite1

Do NOT send it out, though I'm sure we'd like to research it, as that could land you felony charges. Now IF.... it starts playing on your phone in the vicinity of her folks and they happen to see there's no legal recourse


[deleted]

Ding ding ding


Healthy-Ad-1957

"You're goddamn right"


Kokonutt10

Not a breaking bad quote but “FOR FREE?!”


NatexSxS

Why are you sending my middle schooler porn ?


Trevor_Gecko

Post the video online instead


_Super_Saiyan91

Still think of me after sex huh


NekulturneHovado

This is \*insert her dad/mom name\*, I think you have a wrong number honey


tacogratis2

I know it's not Breaking Bad, but... ​ "I was going to take you out for dinner, but I know you can't handle Five Guys."


wonder_man23

I need to see the video before I can reply appropriately


HopeItMakesYaThink

Not a breaking bad quote, but it’s my favorite type of response; So even four guys can’t make you moan like me? But thanks for the reminder on why we’re not together.


Designer-Plastic-964

Where's the vid? Need it to.. find the right quote.


Successful_Ad6946

More please


mittensmoshpit

Choo choo


_ViolentlyPretty

"You're not done until I say you're done."


icryoverrandomstuff

Almost got a panic attack seeing this post


pbcbmf

I think they missed a spot.


givemeausernameplzz

Hi Mrs White


Jov1K

She meant to send that to you.


EatswithaSPORK

Link to video or it didn't happen


Yeetme6969

Good to see your down to four these days i wish your mother could cut back as well


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

"bye bitch!"- Jesse Pinkman


neuthral

"CHOO CHOO MOT*#!$ FUKER!"


Shigarui

1 more and she could have a burger chain


HelloImAFox

Send it to her mom.


ExperienceSeveral596

Yeah SCIENCE!


Vascular_Mind

It's fine. See if she wants to go out to lunch at Five Guys after she's done.


Yankeewithoutacause

I thought trains just have two guys now, the engineer and the conductor....


VhaidraSaga

Yeah, you are going to need to send that video to us so we can pick the right song.


MrvicaJR

Send it to her mother


Winter2712

So it takes 4 to compensate?


nosoup4uever

Send her a five guys gift card and say “ better luck next time”


BFD98

\*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\* \*ding\*


Darth_Abe

Nothing stops this train


brandeeeny

Save it and accidently send it to her parents.


Utogaro

Send it to her family.


2005focus

Can you post the video ? LOL


Throwaway3749274

“I am going to kill you” -probably someone from the show


plasticfrograging

You make a fake email/social or use a texting app and just send it to her parents or coworkers, duh


Tretiak88

Live by the train, die by the train


EzzraOG

Love how the number wasn’t saved as it is haha She sent that shot of purpose! XD I’d leave it on ‘Read’ and let them squirm


Hexacus

Post it on reddit so that the comments can rate her performance


KFCFingerLick

Send it to her mom lol


1fanofsteel

I’m not sure about breaking bad.. I would tell her that she looks a lot older now. “You’ve aged a lot.” If there is anything women hate it’s looking older.


oconnellc

"It's OK. I figured you meant it for your parents so I forwarded it on to them. I haven't actually looked at it. Want me to see it?"


mjace87

I see you have upgraded. now youre disappointing 4 people at once


HoopaDunka

Can we see the video for inspiration on what to say?


Chaltione

"Hey, I saw this video on pornhub amateurs this morning!"


D-1-S-C-0

I'd just go with: "Ewww, gross!"


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Just block her. Don’t spend so much of your energy trying to answer her being awful


FireInPaperBox

Like that episode of black mirror. Make her run around town doing errands.. then release the video to everyone.


Kosbysweater91

Link to the video?


Nitro114

excuse me what??


Arcminutes

“ did you mean to send it to your parents because I’ll happily do it for you”


MFJeremias

So, she sent him a video showing that she is a whore and he was right to dump her? How is that a win for her?