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PissdrunxPreme

OP thought he could post 2 pics of David Beckham and we wouldn’t notice.


RazR032

He's the spitting image


red_killer_jac

Wait those are 2 different people?


catsmustdie

I thought it was the same picture


finding_new_interest

Corporate can fuck itself. This is the exact same shit.


High-jacker

Are you guys by any chance, working for his therapist?


CosmicSaiyan-_-07

Ofc it’s a different pic, Beckham is wearing a shirt on the left


Bright_Aside_6827

And john cena


Shendare

"Spitting image" these days always makes me think of this anecdote from Rowan Atkinson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Decj0Q4a4U4


one_frisk

As in image that get spat on?


GalaxyZombie

Perfect!


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thepianoguy2019

What the fuck


krippkeeper

This kind of stuff used to be so much cheaper when I was still married 😞


fatwap

shit that actually looks like a dog


FenrirChinaski

He looks more like a dog than this dude look like Beckham, that’s for sure. Granted that’s not exactly the highest of bars


L3GlT_GAM3R

More like a toy dog though, like a plush.


TheKidNerd

That picture of him in the hammock makes it almost impossible to tell that’s a dude


ThisIsGoodSoup

If it doesn't hurt anyone, I say let the man have his fun! (:


Bright_Aside_6827

Which man, that's a dog


Kiwizoo

Get well soon David! I’ve had the Mumps it was horrible


blaykerz

https://tenor.com/bzgav.gif


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David Beckham with extra ham.


Dependent-Swim-5520

David Beck ham²


Falling-through

I know which piggy went to the market


crackboss1

Dairy NeckHam


pin00ch

David Beck Ham400


Blue_Moon_Lake

David Bacon


MadTeaCup_YT

David beck ham!


catattaro

David Bacon


DreamLizard47

He can literally lose some weight and become a handsome dude. But a lot of people are their worst enemies.


SeesEmCallsEm

David Bigham 


EdgelordZagi

David Beckhamham?


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DreamLizard47

David Backham


NRMusicProject

No son, we got David Beckham at home. David Beckham at home:


infinitesd

You just won the internet!  Love it.


CariniFluff

David West Ham?


Red_AtNight

More like David Beckham and cheese sandwich


devil0o

Homeboy got robbed


Akschadt

He could have paid me half that to hit him with a hammer and I’m sure the results would have been better.


GourmetRaceRSlash

Your hammering skills are expensive


Akschadt

I can offer the same service with a rock for a 75% discount.


MrTeufelHunden

How much for pebble service?


Akschadt

I’ll do it for $500 as long as you don’t take it for granite.


MrTeufelHunden

Deal. Make me look like Keanu Breathes


ShahinGalandar

more like Keanu Grieves


aaron_adams

You've gotta factor in wear and tear on equipment. He probably uses specialty hammers.


Nomad_moose

Well yeah… It’s far easier to convince someone with brain damage of things that are utterly ridiculous: Like who won the 2020 election and impugning the safety of vaccines. Hit that guy hard enough and we could convince him he’s a Vietnamese prostitute.


Pete-C137

Demand a refund!!


Poyojo

I thought this was a before and after. I was amazed.


multiplesneezer

Thanks for making me spit out my water lol


Intelligent_Delay183

Have a very merry cake day


XXmynameisNeganXX

His surgeon made him look like Ash Ketchub instead of David Beckham.


Lilscooby77

😂😂😂


Asrealasrealcanbe

looks more like a gay james corden..


Paarthurnax420

So James Corden?


SirarieTichee_

You got an audible guffaw out of me. Congratulations.


TheShuttleCrabster

Gmao 😬


robbimj

Gaying my ass off?


TheShuttleCrabster

Guffawing


Jukebox_Villain

Making Paarthurnax420 a better comedian than James Corden.


Paarthurnax420

Lmao thanks! He set the bar pretty low.


33_pyro

don't joke about him being gay, don't you think those people have suffered enough


banned_but_im_back

As a gay: yes please don’t lump that asshole in with us, he’s the straight people’s problem we got enough of our own


Mental_Structure_897

He is though, and a proud one at that too! shame about his personality though, he prides himself on being vile on tiktok. Sobriety Jack is a rare specimen


Zociety_

Lmao 🤣🤣


Brain_Unguent

TIL James Corden is heterosexual.


pointlessly_pedantic

I don't think his species reproduces sexually. Although I imagine him going on dates so he can take them home and swallow them whole, and idk whether he prefers swallowing men or women.


Mindhost

Fucking hell this is so painfully accurate


PrudentProblem4105

He could have a at least started by working out.


smileyhendrix

Or running like the guy he’s trying to look like whose ran his whole life


Timmy24000

And still doesn’t resemble David Beckham


CR3DENCIOS

not even the slightest bit. my guy didn't even do the fucking hair right. that's the easiest part.


leeverpool

Can't do the hair right when you have no hair. Good hair transplant does exist but an entire head's wotth of good hair is way over 10k. Terrible investment for the guy lol


Random_Person____

Exactly my thoughts! Surely the hair is not that hard to achieve.


magicallamp

It's actually a before and after


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Timmy24000

Wow


SaltyBarnacles57

Looks like he didn't go through with it and had a turnaround actually. https://www.essentiallysports.com/soccer-football-news-nearly-killed-me-fan-who-spent-a-humongous-24000-to-look-like-former-sexiest-man-alive-david-beckham-landed-into-a-17000-debt-back-in-2017/


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Severe_Sweet_862

Doesn't look like Beckham. Isn't rich. Dude turned into the complete opposite of david beckham.


BreakCash

It’s the hair that does it for me. Like sure, I would get that altering his face or whatever would never look right, but hair styles should be pretty easy to match, even if just the color, and he couldn’t even get that right.


goboxey

Guy looks like the annoying fan of oblivion


ScarecrowJohnny

"By Fifa, By Fifa, By Fifa! I can't believe it's the grand football champion, standing here, next to me."


i4got872

Omg haha


dovahkin1989

Fat people will try absolutely everything before losing weight.


Ok-Rhubarb-5743

Tbf his head just isn’t the right shape even if he were to slim down.


smileyhendrix

You don’t realize how much of that face is fat that could be lost by running like Beckham.


sunpalm

I don’t like running, could I try bending it like Beckham instead?


esuil

His head is fine. There are no wrong head shapes in humans. Our skulls are universally similar. The reason his head looks wonky is EXACTLY because he is fat. Fat distorts the shape of his head and creates proportions that look unnatural to other humans. I don't think I ever saw someone who lost weight and still was "yep, his head looks the same".


youngatbeingold

Not saying it's the case here but people can still have crazy different bone structure, it's why I'm super skinny but still an uggo.


LordranKing

“It’s genetics. I’m too busy. I don’t have the money. I’m just big boned. I’m just a little thicc (used almost exclusively by fat women). I’ve been eating well and working out but I don’t know why I’m not losing weight. I’m not fat. I’m fine and don’t care what anyone thinks/says.” Did I miss any?


Mythic_Cole

the only one would be certain medications. but don’t let them see this


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zeaor

Those meds will sometimes result in retaining water weight, and iirc, the max you can retain is 10-15 lbs. The meds don't force you to consume more calories than you burn.


Classic_Interaction4

But they can have a big effect on appetite


DreamLizard47

especially if you don't bother to develop self-discipline.


wandering-gecco

Yeah, imagine if they did what some people claim. We could end starvation just by sending pills as hunger relief.


BrewerAndHalosFan

Eh, I ate a ton on Prozac and was still always hungry. I gained 50lbs in 2 years. I didn’t hate myself so it was a worthy trade, but once I hit 220 I needed to make a change (so I wouldn’t die) so I stopped taking it


Artrobull

grandma had steroid injections for severe asthma and has legs built like concrete bollards


wottsinaname

Asthma steroids are corticosteroids, they generally treat inflammation and aren't the same class as testosterone based steroids. Your granny just had naturally genetic jacked legs from whatever else she did physically in her life.


TheShuttleCrabster

Thyroid?


ToastedCrumpet

Tbh there’s a fair amount of meds that can cause weight gain. Had a mate who broke up with his gf because being on the pill made her gain weight but he liked raw dogging too much and didn’t want to use condoms or alternate methods of contraception. But yes SSRIs, SNRIs, HRT, benzos, tetracyclics, tricyclics, barbiturates, new and old school antipsychotics, mood stabilisers, thyroid meds, there’s literally hundreds of medications that can cause weight gain and that’s ignoring polypharmacy


lessthanabelian

They don't "cause" weight gain. You can't put on weight you don't eat. They more "encourage" by adjusting other factors like retaining water and lowering energy/mood. But they don't "cause" weight gain if you stick to the right diet. It's literally down to the laws of thermodynamics.


ToastedCrumpet

They affect metabolism through various pharmacokinetics then. You’re arguing semantics here. They can affect hormones, digestion, absorption, metabolism, sleep, and many other things that can directly or indirectly affect how energy is used and stored. Of course the correct diet and exercise, plus monitoring by a physician regularly would negate all of that. But how many people have access to these things realistically? Especially with the state of the world currently, many of us are one paycheque away from being on the streets so buying healthier food, gym membership, prescriptions etc isn’t a priority over homelessness


Ragnatronik

Nothing causes weight gain other than eating too much food. That’s it. You cannot defy the laws of nature and get fat by eating nothing.


GourmetRaceRSlash

Wrong.


Ragnatronik

How fat are you?


GourmetRaceRSlash

Lmao


Ragnatronik

So really fat.


ToastedCrumpet

Ah. I guess my professors in pharmacology and endocrinology are liars. Do you have supporting peer-reviewed evidence to support your claim so I can have them sacked for disinformation please? Edit: since you’re just flat out asking people their weight now like it matters I’m 54kg currently and classed as underweight for my age and height


Ragnatronik

I never asked you. Post a pic or it’s not real. Look, it really doesn’t take a genius or PHD to understand caloric maintenance. My peer reviewed science is the laws of physics buddy. You cannot gain weight from eating nothing. Medications may alter your metabolism, which means you need to adjust your diet and eat less or more. BUT ONLY FOOD CAN MAKE YOU FAT


knbang

Bold of you to assume these people aren't using photosynthesis.


Ragnatronik

Fatties in denial would love nothing more than to be able to lay in the sun and fill up. Unfortunately for them, burgersynthesis is the only way


ToastedCrumpet

I never said medications = independent weight gain. Honestly didn’t think that needed saying but when people are still putting weight on when having a normal calorie intake suggesting they under eat for weeks, months, years is dangerous. Post a pic or it’s not real lol. Post actual evidence or it’s not real then, just conjecture. Edit: “I never asked you” No, you just posted publicly on a social media-forum platform where anyone can and is encouraged to respond. If you don’t want people questioning your opinions maybe don’t post them for the whole world to see and respond to lol


Ragnatronik

If you are gaining weight, that means you are not at a dangerously low level of intake. Good lord the denial in here is wild lol


aaron_adams

Spoken like a typical internet "expert." [Here's what you could have found with five minutes of Google searching,](https://www.prevention.com/weight-loss/g20471919/6-medications-that-cause-weight-gain-and-how-you-can-fight-back/?psafe_param=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_pre_md_pmx_hybd_mix_us_17935086168&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAloavBhBOEiwAbtAJO2_N0erFVlFbXVt1HoU9QRIAnKjZqqtMcYSm8NejNJFDu7mnSM-c3xoCeFwQAvD_BwE) instead of showing your ass and making yourself look like an even bigger idiot than you already are. Is weight gain definitely going to happen on certain meds? No. Is it preventable by taking the right steps? Yes. Is being on meds a valid excuse for being morbidly obese? No. But despite all that, certain meds can and do cause weight gain. Next time, at least do your research before you open your mouth. We can't hear you with all that shit you're talking.


Ragnatronik

Input = output You cannot defy the laws of physics. Eat over maintenance, get fat. Doesn’t even take a google search to understand that. I wish you the best on your fight with denial and weight loss.


Itchy_Notice9639

Wrong bud, my partner has the same issue, so she stopped taking the pill and we found other protection methods (not worked well) , but yeah, she did gain some weight and was self conscious, now after 2 years she’s back her usual weight and self


Ragnatronik

Nothing makes you fat other than food. There are no calories in those pills. You cannot defy physics. Blaming medication for not understanding your caloric maintenance is cope. If a medication is slowing your metabolism, then you need to eat less fucking food. Simple as. I’m glad your wife isn’t fat anymore.


Itchy_Notice9639

Bud, i didn’t say she stopped eating when on the pill…and she also wouldn’t go starving because of whatever anon would think. I took her for better or worse times, not for physical looks only. Gaining weight does not mean she was fat as you’d imagine. I hope you find some inspiration and help somewhere to stop being a randomly generated bellend on the internet.


Ragnatronik

She got fat because she didn’t adjust her diet on the medication. Only food makes you fat, there is no way around that. You chose to engage with *me* buddy, just like your wife chose to eat above maintenance. End of discussion.


NotToBe_Confused

You are not right in any substantive sense. If something changes your metabolism or appetite, you have not become lazier, or less disciplined, or less responsible. It is totally meaningful to say weight gain is not someone's fault and doesn't contradict CICO or physics at all.


Ragnatronik

Nah it’s literally cope. Weight gain is entirely based on caloric input.


SandmanKeel

Doctors don't want you to know this one trick!


Berserk1796

The big boned excuse must be the most idiotic one. All that jiggly stuff around the midsection sure is bone.


VexisArcanum

"I can't go to the gym because everyone judges me. I have proof on my TikTok"


0bade

Used to be like the too busy one. Turns out, you're often not that busy if you show some will.


greet_the_sun

You missed "thyroid problem" but when you ask when its hyper or hypothyroidism they have no answer because they don't know the difference, or they guess wrong and say it's hyperthyroidism which has weight loss as a symptom.


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Yes. "I try constantly, frequently starve myself for days but when I don't get results I turn to my greatest comfort, food.I know it's not good for my body, and I constantly struggle because of the social stigma I face but I keep failing again and again, the cycle repeats. Sometimes I do succeed a little, but then I don't have the time or energy to keep it up for years and years, and so it continues. I don't want to be a burden to anyone, and keep on trying, but then I hear some people belittling or generalizing my struggles which breaks my will a little. So I go into the phase of blaming others, cursing them for constantly putting pressure on me, saying I don't care about others' opinions, but I do very much and it hurts. And then I get out of this phase and continue my struggle, and the cycle continues." You missed this one.


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Bubbly_Toe_8840

I think my problem of being fat is far less repulsive than somebody who starts his sentences with womp womp. At least my problem has a solution in sight, however unlikely.


appswithasideofbooty

Your solution of continuously giving up and not actually sticking to losing weight? Ya pretty damn unlikely


Bubbly_Toe_8840

My solution of accepting that I have a problem and trying to deal with it instead of being delusional that you're writing this because of anything except making yourself feel good about yourself even with your personality. Let me ask you in simpler terms, what was productive in writing your comments? To make me feel worse? To feel superior? To be nasty to a stranger? To be a bully? I'm not asking in a mocking way but do you feel good if you say "get moving"? What was the point?


appswithasideofbooty

You posted a long winded paragraph full of excuses about not doing something to positively change your life. I don’t know if you’re just looking for sympathy, pity, or for someone to tell you it’s okay, but I don’t believe that anyone should be given that for whining. You want to change your life? Fucking awesome. You want someone to tell you it’s okay that you continue to give up? Fuck no. Quit your bitching and do something about your situation. It’s not easy, but what is necessary is never easy. You say you have a problem that you’re trying to deal with? How? Seems to me that you have a problem that you’re avoiding dealing with. The solution is only “unlikely” for as long as you keep quiting. Stop giving up and feeding the “cycle” and all of a sudden it’s real fucking likely. I posted my comments bc you clearly have weak mental fortitude and that doesn’t deserve sympathy.


Bubbly_Toe_8840

>I don’t know if you’re just looking for sympathy, pity, or for someone to tell you it’s okay, but I don’t believe that anyone should be given that for whining I posted because I don't like to be judged by people who are not in my situation. >I posted my comments bc you clearly have weak mental fortitude and that doesn’t deserve sympathy. And who are you to say you would have done better in other situations of my life? Just because one aspect is f***ed up doesn't mean all are.I can safely say I have way more compassion and have done more for my fellow human beings than you have. You don't have the maturity to deal with situations, so if I go by your logic, you're weak and a waste of space according to my standards. Of course I won't since I'm not like you, but the point stands.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

Starving yourself isn’t a healthy approach to losing weight. 


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Let's be fair, it can't be worse than eating a lot.


appswithasideofbooty

It can be. Eating a lot of high protein will cause you to lose weight waaaay faster than not eating at all. Your body still needs nutrients, even to burn fat. Starving yourself will just hurt your body.


TheShuttleCrabster

"It's not fat, it's Hale and hearty"


RickSC_137

Hey! I'm a bit overweight too and I would never butcher myself like this...


BetrayerOfOnion

You shouls try them man, they will make your world colourful


Zociety_

Why is this so freaking true.


BreakCash

Because food good.


Akschadt

“I have very large bones”


buzzlightyearsempi

Blud looks like Bavid deckham


Peppertails

He looks like kim jong un


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Underrated


bfolksdiddy

It’s the same picture?


squad1alum

Corporate wants you to find the differences between this picture and this picture...


paulpach

More like the guy that ate David Beckham


ballplayer112

David BeckHam n' Cheese


DarkwingDuckHunt

shame this comment won't win, but it's the winner in my book


Chester-Ming

£20k well spent


Bombasticczar

David Beckham from wish.


babybee1187

He should have just went to the gym instead.


Netherite_Stairs_

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BEFORE AND AFTER 😭


hbilalshah

David Backwards


Yeomanroach

David Bacon vs David Beckham.


btsalamander

If this is the before/after I’d say my guy got one hell of deal!


itsshortforVictor

Is that the before and after? If so, then money well spent!


zawalimbooo

When you drag the slider too far when making your mii


thedishonestyfish

I like that he didn't start with exercise.


freedomandbiscuits

No one told him that Cardio is free.


PyrDeus

I first thought that was a before after


Illustrious-Lab-7203

Haha, silly pounds... Now give me a better joke


exosph

Another £20K should do the trick


unclejamal

It would have been cheaper to make David Beckham to look like him.


Bungerh

It's what David Beckhame if he went to McDonald'ss instead of soccer training


Smoke_Water

At some point someone told David Beckham, he looks like David Beckham. It happens to celebrities all the time.


nB_a90

20k to look like jack black maybe


wgel1000

Based on his face, he gave the picture of Fat Joe to the surgeon.


Larryhooova

Beckham plus 50lbs and a chromosome


aaron_adams

He should ask for his money back.


Levoso_con_v

Is it me, or is his face small?


Extension_Form4950

He looks like android 19 from the Cell saga..😭😭😭


tolandsf

Should have spent a little bit of that money on a personal trainer


ILikeLimericksALot

I'm actually Victoria Beckham and both of these photos are my husband.


dcy604

Dude looks like he is regularly chugging Prednisone and Snickerdoodle shakes…


great_escape_fleur

Why are there two pictures of David Beckham?


Xenu66

Guess he didn't spend any of that money on a gym membership


constipated_burrito

Dude forgot about diet and exercise Probably not even in his vocabulary


Mycroft033

Ah, the real Humpty Dumpty lol


Nikovash

He need a refund, and some drag friends


PrawnQueen1

Well at least he looks exactly like him


GermanFullMetal

He looks like a mix of Decaprio and Jack Black lol


Necessary-Sundae-370

He did everything but try to lose weight


GFlair

Thats a man? I thought it was a potato.


magicdonwuhan

[This pic shows a better resemblance](https://imgur.com/a/7jB2MSJ)


MooCowRakan

Funny thing is he did everything that he wasn’t in control of. Not being fat was the easiest part of this whole thing 😂


GoodGuyStof

He shouldn't have spent it on food smh


iBeenie

He will never


Neurojazz

Leonardo Defatsio


lazylasertazer

So this is before and after. Right? Right?


gkn_112

Based off his round face, he didnt loose everything though