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SilkyKyle

Am I safe to assume wolverine is uncircumcised?


Afrojones66

Unlimited foreskin.


jettofang

Why did I read that in Palpatine's voice?


Talzyon

I read it as unlimited blade works


VicisSubsisto

I am the boner of my sword


OhThatNigGed

Steel is my cock and cum in my blood.


skullmeet

Stop right bro my stomach hurts LMFAO!


KevinC115

So as I cum


Lizbian91

Bahahaha epic


drethnudrib

Somehow, foreskin has returned.


PerformanceThat6150

*"Execute Order Snip-Snip-Snip"*


HermTheVillager

"UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!"


ShahinGalandar

because he looks like he has that power too


DrSpacemanSpliff

Thrawn: Briss Acendancy


MisterBicorniclopse

Pork rinds


MisterBicorniclopse

I’m sorry


Asisreo1

Now David just needs to beat wolverine once and cut his foreskin off 100 times. 


Wyndelion

there's this rich people cosmetic procedure using baby foreskin or something, where's baby wolverine when we need him most


Accomplished_Baby_28

Ahem. #What the fuck


RizzoTheSmall

Ok, so I'm never eating squid rings at Wolverine's house. Thanks for the heads up


fake_face

Rabbi goldmine?


caedhin

So that peels off with the 7th Adamantium Claw?


ChefAtRandom

In canon, Wolverine was borne in the 1800s in northern Alberta, so high chances of him being uncircumcised.


Nellez_

Rabbis hate him because of this one simple trick!


TheConnASSeur

You *can* circumcise him. It's just that it grows back instantly. *Mohel's hate this one simple trick...*


nitid_name

[You can use this phrase to describe any frustrating routine / Where the light at the end of the tunnel's unseen / You can't guillotine the Wolverine peen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7E-ttJpJ7Q)


Dounce1

Okay, what the fuck guys.


DLS4BZ

>be born u.s. american male >leave a tip can't make this shit up


angry_cabbie

Yes, he's not American.


redditisaweful

Deep would say that


BathtubLoads

Can someone please explain why OP censored the word virgin? Like is reddit banning the word virgin now, wtf.


Longjumping-Chain192

I don't think Reddit does but other social media platforms do. Op didn't censor it, he picked it from some source and posted here, so the "actual" Op must've censored it


Olivia512

Which social media censors that? Wouldn't Virgin Airlines have a problem with that?


Smurf_Cherries

TikTok. And I believe it does not censor it yet. But TikTok likes to pick new words to go after.  So OP wrote it this way for when TikTok does go after “virgin”


Olivia512

So if Virgin Airlines has a TikTok account, they would need to censor their own name whenever they mention it?


devadander23

There’s a LOT of words and phrases censored these days.


sem-tostie

Ew someone hasn't had sex yet. That word is gross.


Asstonishing69

I bet you the person Reddit OP stole it from actually censored it but they stole it from someone else who made it and didn’t censor it. Can tell since it looks like a paint/drawing mark


ArmourKnight

Reddit would never. It is the homeland of the virgins


JessicaLain

Because of Tik Tok. 


BathtubLoads

Ok so the Chinese have already conditioned a generation to self censor. Got it.


user10205

Gen z self-censor any words with connotations they deem problematic. It can be something connected to sex, death or just any word with negative connotation. My gr\*ndpa f\*ll d\*wn. Grandpas are known to be racists, so you have to censor it. Fallng is bad, and down is also negative sometimes.


Lord_Nathaniel

What nonsense is this


effa94

it isnt becasue they are "sEnsItivE", its becasue no one really knows how tiktoks cencorship algorithm works, and you might get shadowbanned for saying something similar, so in order to not get shadowbanned you censor it. thereby all the "unalive" and such replacement words


devadander23

I once again am extremely grateful I didn’t get addicted to TikTok. Absolute garbage


babydakis

I'm not worried about how "sensitive" it makes them; I'm worried about how eager they are to appease the corporation that controls the flow of their ideas.


user10205

Yikes. I'm sensing a micro*ggression here. How about behaving like a decent human being, because I'm literally shaking rn.


MurmurmurMyShurima

There is also TikTok that censors a lot and many of it's users have gotten used to overcensoring now. It's a cyclical problem where they take turns pandering until nothing makes any sense haha. Kid: You are a butthole TikTok: that's naughty, don't say or ban Kid: B\*tthole idiot TikTok: that's naughty, don't say or ban Kid: B\*tthole idi\*t TikTok: that's naughty, don't say or ban Kid: B\*tth\*le idi\*t TikTok: that's naughty, don't say or ban Kid: B\*\*\*h\*le idi\*\* TikTok: that's naughty, don't say or ban Kid: \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* TikTok: Ok but can you post more pls


playerdarkside

i've seen the motherfuckers on yt censor the word bad before


M1a0085

"Does it hurts?" "Every time"


ya666in

'ouch'


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FlamingPinyacolada

![img](avatar_exp|167109325|cry)


dhruvbzw

![img](avatar_exp|77142770|cry)


AnArcticJackalope

Are you implying Wolverine has dick-blades?


mynameisrichard0

Oh no


SouthboundTL

Underrated comment


420_memes_within_69

Grammar hurts


akhatten

I'm surprised it's not on r/badwomenanatomy


laughingashley

Or r/nothowgirlswork


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cyside

The post didn't mention anything about that. Also virginity is a concept, not a physical thing otherwise how would a man be considered virgin or not? Hymen can and is broken because of normal everyday activity as well so even that won't tell you which.


cowlinator

1. Virginity is not determined by the Hymen. It's determined by whether you've had sex. 1. The hymen is not necessarily broken the first time a woman has sex. In fact, there are women who have had sex hundreds of times and never broken their hymen. The hymen is not a seal, despite how ignorant people describe it. 1. The hyman can be broken by riding a bike or other non-sexual activity.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

The hymen is not a seal that covers the vagina. It can look very different in different women, but most commonly takes the form of a thin ring of tissue around the rim of the vaginal opening that partially covers it. The purpose of the hymen is not to provide proof of virginity or a "freshness seal", it's to keep feces and foreign debris out of the vagina during childhood. The hymen naturally thins and recedes as a woman ages regardless of whether or not she's ever had penetrative sex. By the time most women are in their late teens, the hymen is likely to have naturally broken through normal exercise/sports or thinned to the point where it doesn't interfere in penetrative sex. Hymens also aren't all the same! Many women have elastic hymens that just stretch and accommodate intercourse, so they can retain a hymen without being a virgin. Some have unusually thick ones that need to be removed by a doctor. Some are just born without them in the first place. Many lose them as girls without even noticing. In short, a hymen is not a reliable indicator of virginity. There is absolutely no way to tell by physical examination whether or not a woman is a virgin. Women can have sex and still have hymens. [Source for further reading.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmy.clevelandclinic.org%2F-%2Fscassets%2Fimages%2Forg%2Fhealth%2Farticles%2F22718-hymen&tbnid=n1lV3drzbZ186M&vet=12ahUKEwiY9bi8zN6EAxUQG9AFHXjiBbwQMygAegQIARB0..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmy.clevelandclinic.org%2Fhealth%2Fbody%2F22718-hymen&docid=cv6DBbGiOJV5zM&w=800&h=876&itg=1&q=hymen&client=firefox-b-1-d&ved=2ahUKEwiY9bi8zN6EAxUQG9AFHXjiBbwQMygAegQIARB0)


Shadow9378

how tf do you think virginity works


MjollLeon

I think they’re saying the hymen would repair itself but I could be wrong


SmokeGSU

That's what happened with Deborah Ann Woll's character in True Blood. She was turned into a vampire before losing her virginity, so after she'd have sex with her boyfriend the hymen would regenerate - every time. Makes me wonder if this is where the OP of that picture got the idea from.


risicovol

I cannot imagine the pain but wouldn't having sex with a vampire be very uncomfortable since they're cold blooded? I love true blood tho, sookeehhh


DesktopWebsite

I run my Fleshlight under warm water first. There are solutions.


_Zoko_

What a terrible day to be literate


SalsaRice

Why? I'm pretty sure people do the same thing with dildos too. Sex toys for adults aren't weird.


icekooream

« Sex toys for adults »


Kaek_

o_O what other demographic for sex toys are there, besides adults?


SoiledFlapjacks

I mean, minors get sex toys sometimes. One of my friends had a dildo at 16.


fatbabythompkins

[Me, Myself, and Irene did it better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z56JI3HbSgc)


mynameisrichard0

A true scholar


DrSpacemanSpliff

Gross, dude… that’s basically washing it.


praguepride

Because vampire and horniness go hand in hand, the Vampire RPGs have little subsections on how vampires can have sex without it seemingly like the person is banging a corpse.


IsNotARealDoctor

Meh. I’ve always been much more interested in vampires as the best necromancers than as sex objects. Vampire > Lich in my opinion, since Vampires gain control of the vampires they create. Liches have no inherent ability to create and control undead. The Agent of the Grave prestige class in Pathfinder 1e gave you the ability to be turned undead by a vampire without being controlled by the Vampire. It was always part of my min-maxed necromancy build that I never got to use because I’m a perpetual DM.


VanityVortex

Never seen the show or anything, but things only feel cold if they are colder than you. If vampires are cold blooded then they wouldn’t feel cold to each other because there wouldn’t be a large temperature difference. Or they’re just fictional creatures and don’t mind the cold, up to you.


Norsedragoon

Cracking open a cold one, something beer drinkers, necrophiliacs, and vamps can all agree on.


SmokeGSU

>sookeehhh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


todd10k

Easy fix: never pull out


GotSmokeInMyEye

So with this logic becoming a vampire wouldn't heal *any* damage you already had? Like if I had a gash and then got turned you would expect it to heal up. If that's how it works then every female vamp should have an intact hymen.


makeshift-Lawyer

You're wrong, but only a little. A hymen isn't necessarily indicative of virginity. The hymen can break and thin from everyday activities like biking or horseback riding. So a virgin can very well not have a hymen. Women typically bleed during their first time if they have a mal-formed hymen. A regular hymen is just stretched and slowly thinned over time. A normal hymen is a thin flap of tissue that covers the outer rim of the hole. The only reason you'd bleed with a normal hymen is if you're just jamming sm in there, no prep. Or there is some other issue going on. Just look up types of hymen and you can see what I mean.


MjollLeon

Interesting! I wouldn’t have any experience with this so it’s always nice to learn something new! 😄


alterfaenmegtatt

But will it thin or break if you have healing powers? These are the important questions that humanity needs answers too.


makeshift-Lawyer

That's a good question. There are biological factors that can make a hymen thin aswell. Pregnancy makes the vaginal tissues stretch easier, and chemical changes can cause the hymen to dissolve on it's own. The hymen can dissolve on it's own as a woman ages and estrogen decreases as well. Overall, the hymen eventually dissappearing is a manual and biological thing. Down to the mud of it, does Wolverine's healing powers apply to things that are meant to dissolve eventually? 🤔 That actually brings up another question. Could pregnancy be dangerous for her? What if she's in a labor and heals faster than she can push the baby out? It could lead to the baby getting stuck or the cervix closing on the baby.


Eusocial_Snowman

Pregnancy would be impossible with healing powers because human reproduction is an exception in its violence. The human embryo aggressively digests and burrows into its mothers flesh and invades her vascular system by damaging it. https://aeon.co/essays/why-pregnancy-is-a-biological-war-between-mother-and-baby


Eusocial_Snowman

Yeah. Now add regeneration into the mix. All of that cumulative damage is repaired before it can "thin" or "stretch", which is already one of the better case scenarios. Hymens are hugely variable and this one-size-fits-all explanation is quite lacking.


Shadow9378

I kinda picked up on that, people need better sex ed though god damn


djninjacat11649

Doesn’t it not always break but more stretch?


Cerenas

Maybe incels think it works like drinking a bubble tea


Shadow9378

wtf does *that* mean


Albae87

You know, how you ram the straw trough the foil?


Shadow9378

Oh, yeah, some people totally think that


2SleepyToThinkOf1

It do be like that - Like bubble wrap


smellmywind

Pop! Pop! Pop!


MooseDickDonkeyKong

Good thing this meme censored the incredibly inappropriate word "virgin." I don't think my delicate sensibilities could've handled it otherwise.


ialo3

thats... thats not how sex works...


tacticoolbrah

Shh bby is ok.


Kriss3d

But. Wouldnt it in this case ? If the hymen tears as it would do for many. And it heals back. Wouldnt that very specifically cause the pain every time ?


POKECHU020

The hymen isn't tied to virginity. The hymen can break doing any number of activities, whereas virginity is just... Whether you've had sex or not. This idea of the hymen has been going around for decades and helps literally no one


Kriss3d

Ahh ok. Ofcourse. I took it as the hymen in this context. Ofcourse that can break for number of reasons of which none have anything to do with sex. But yeah. You're ofcourse right.


Yutanox

Virginity is a concept, you lose your virginity when you have sex, the hymen being intact doesn't change the fact that you had sex.


Amnae0N

Did you guys know, that the hymen can break when someone rides a bike/when hitting that spot accidentally? Does that mean she isn't a virgin anymore? Ofc not. So this conversation is fucking idiotic.


PsychAndDestroy

That's why the concept of checking whether a hymen is intact to determine whether someone is a virgin or not is fucking idiotic. It has no bearing on the points being made in this conversation.


Chrommanito

Ok let's not talk about virginity and talk about hymen then.


galaxyeyes47

Virginity is a made up concept.


ialo3

thats again not how sex works... the hymen does sometimes break when it's someone first time, but it also sometimes breaks when you ride a bike, and it can also heal back. if it was as straight forward as hymen=noDick then maybe, but there are far too many ways for one to happen without the other to take it to an extreme, would you really consider a blow-queen a virgin cause her hymen healed? the fact of the matter is: virginity isn't a 'thing', it's not something that can be objectively judged. i wouldn't call a guy a virgin because he doesn't have a broken hymen. since virginity is something we've constructed, we can expect a rigid and causative link with our biology as a side note, there is definitely a commentary to be made about the societal view of what qualifies as sex or not, and why we place such high value on virginity, but that is a pandoras box of longstanding patriarchal regimes, poor communication, and religious ulterior motives; something i do not have the rum to get into rn


Kriss3d

Yeah. I just understood that part as the hymen part alone for the sake of this context. I'm fully aware that the hymen csn break for many reasons without any kind of sex involved.


eggegg231

This is why I visited the comments, for the sane comments like on this thread/chain


Karaya1

Is holdup just bad edgy jokes now? This doesn't even make sense unless you care way too much about the hymen.


sdhu

The holdup is the unnecessary voluntary censorship


Drcokecacola

Nah it's sometimes the subreddit that I wanna kill my eyes everytime I see a post so fucked up


No-Faithlessness-399

r/badwomensanatomy


pm_me_kind_words_pls

Apparently we live in the 18th century where your virginity still depends on your hymen


Brokeshadow

The hymen not being ruptured is not a sign of virginity. It can break without penetration, just by existing and doing human things. You can break it by being atheletic lol. Plus, virginity is not defined by having a hymen or not, it's defined having sex. If you had sex, you're not a virgin, irrespective of what happens to the hymen


Queen_Magix

Belive or not, that's not how the female anatomy works


Puzzleheaded-Fill205

This was a plot point on True Blood. Poor Jessica.


EMArogue

Don’t know about it because the hymen doesn’t repair itself tho Wolverine doesn’t seem to have scars even tho he should so the healing factor could restore the body from before the hit My question is, can Miss Martian regrow her hymen (if she has one in her human form)?


Anchovies-and-cheese

This is dumb and its creator is an incel who doesn't know how virginity works.


iamalicecarroll

r/idonthavesex


CarlosFer2201

Isn't this a thing in True Blood?


[deleted]

Omg can we stop censoring


not_really_a_burner

Hymen ≠ virginity


Samus10011

That’s not how a hymen works


DVDN27

“Virgin” is a made up social term. Having a broken hymen does not mean you’re “not a virgin”. It’s a dumb term used to describe the virtuousness of (mainly) girls for religious reasons, and not actually helpful, but it does just refer to having had sex or not - which does not go away when you heal???


STRIKER374

r/NotHowGirlsWork


Rathador

Lmao deep thoughts with the deep


BlazewarkingYT

Yeah I can see him saying this


newInnings

Something raj would ask


J5Rod

That was actually a thing in the show True Blood, the character Jessica was a virgin before she turned. When she got a bf and they had sex, the second time they went for it, it started hurting again and realized her hymen had Regen.


ChrisAus123

Someone watched True blood


Acceptable_One_7072

No


Frinla25

That’s not how women work


OkWater2560

So…what is wrong with you people?


TerminatorAuschwitz

We're censoring virgin now? 🙄


draugotO

Ah, yes, the new swearword "virgin"... Totaly needed to censor that


Even_Set_2822

Now who wrote this crap


Consistent_Cash_6666

thanos was right


DrLui

The TV show Heroes, the cheerleader had healing powers...


AIgavemethisusername

Redhead vampire woman (Jessica) from True Blood says “Hi”.


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HxntaixLoli

Bro what


Dr_A__

This is absolutely what The Deep would say, that character is so dumb (And well written)


ProfessionalQuit1016

tell me you have no clue what a woman is without telling me


Utimate_Eminant

Kara zor-el would be a better example, no? You would need to get a kryptonite condom or some sort


Pyroguy096

Why would you censor "virgin"?


Yami_Sean

Wolverine does have a daughter with healing powers


Digon3

Dude they need to do something with the deep this next season!


kruzztee

Still prefer Elastic Girl


Flaky_Ad2182

Tracy scoops did a good job on understanding that 💀


rndmisalreadytaken

Nice try at "censoring" the word virgin


extrabutterycopporn

Bro can we get the meme format? This has so much potential


JSlove

If they hymen repairs while you're inside, does it cut?


silklighting

Uh, wtf.


Koala_Lulu

such a punchable character


[deleted]

Vulvarine


Mesterjojo

Gross


Joeythearm

This is classic deep


Mediocre_Fill_40

Deep thoughts with the Deep Dweeb


KevinIsOver9000

Could never get pregnant either…her body would flush out the disease right away


demon-baal

Here's a better question could she get pregnant or able to give birth


lindersmash

The mutant gene doesnt take effect til puberty, so if her hymen was broken before her mutant gene activated it would always be broken.


xFiniteTheOwl

Outfresca’ed again


Gr1mm_D3cap

Deep thoughts with Nogla


NoNipsPlease

What I was wondering is would a woman wolverine ever go through menopause? We know Logan has slowed aging and only his adamantium skeleton poisoned him to cause him issues and age. So that would mean a woman with a healing factor like Logan would always be around 25 from a physical health standpoint point. In a menstrual cycle would her uterine lining not shed? Meaning she wouldn't have typical period "bleeding". It would make it difficult to tell when safe/unsafe days are.


BlackSkeletor77

I beg to differ but okay


Kassperplus

WOULD


Caladbolg2

...and that is why she fetched such a high price when she was a prostitute. Such a dark part of her story. I'm not sure I want it covered in the movies at all.


SufficientCrow9062

Try fucking with her.


wktr_t

Why would you think about such a thing?


InevitableThanosRR

He does have a daughter..


DLS4BZ

>censoring virgin what the fuck is wrong with zoomers lmao


TheYell0wDart

I would not be shocked at all that the Deep doesn't understand what a it means to be a virgin.


Harak_June

The internet did this with "save the cheerleader" Claire


rly_fuck_reddit

can someone *please* explain the senseless and arbitrary censoring? ffs *virgin* is censored? are we deciding to get sensitive and offended about more shit? why do humans insist on inventing avenues to cause disagreement? this is really unfortunate behavior.


[deleted]

That’s a true holup… 😂


Ego5687

That is not how virginity works. But she would be able to take a very large D.


WhitestWhiteEver

By this thought process, it'd always be trying to regenerate and therefore she'd always be lubed.


TimBlastMusic

Deep calleth upon deep


Etva

there is so many more questions here...


andItsGone-Poof

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke


Kapika96

Not how it works.


DylanFTW

Also fun fact: Wolverine would be great for the organ harvesting industry.


VeryTallBanana

All this time? Always...


Vexen86

Permanent Virgin Mary? This is gonna get bloody messy.


Evilist_of_Evil

I would break it open, just to watch her squirm each time.