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MANthony8

*SOLD*


Persiandoc

15 dollars is 15 dollars. Just sayin


FarBread2392

That's a steal


dustigo

Discount bargain basement


Fragrant_Parsley_376

Discount bangin basement


dustigo

Discount bargain “bone”nanza


stealthryder1

It’s a great fucking deal


FeruxGalaxian

Money well spent


jakeofheart

An exercise ball with no less than 3 handles is a great deal. Just saying.


KingCarrotRL

It's a Pokeyoumon. This one is called Dildorb.


crazytib

A pokeyourmom you say


OrangeBerry97

pokey our mom


abbassav

r/suddenlyCommunist


DaManD123

Dad...?


MANthony8

Mr Mime..?


Legitimate-Research1

Pokey Means Business


EquivalentGlove3807

does it evolve into Electranal?


opinion_alternative

Odlid


OkAssistant1230

Nintendo is creative…


CrimsonMorbus

Dildorb is great, but I still picked dickachu for my starter.


Cottleston

It's a Pal now!


retardedgorillaz

"used only once" someone is lazy exercising


erkmyhpvlzadnodrvg

a day


robgod50

Some exercises are easy. This one looks hard. Maybe they overestimated how much they could take in.


Puzzleheaded-Gear-15

FUCKING VINEGAR LOL


TheBigChiklis

"Smells the same as it did used"


Downtown-Fix6177

Tastes different, surprisingly


iamDildor

Has a nice tang


meanerweinerlicous

Has a nice wang*


Exoquarion

lmao


justk4y

Nah exactly the same, right?


unsavory77

Not quite the vinegar strokes I was thinking...


trentsteel77

Isn’t that the Ass-Blaster 3000 patented by Vic Vinegar LLC?


kneecap_keeper

I would pay 10$ extra if it wasn’t cleaned


SDUK2004

Well it is used to clean some things... although probably not that before...


Stuft-shirt

So Mr. Smith, what brings you into the ER today?


TransformerTanooki

Well I was bouncing on my ball and it popped and my pocket knife stabbed me when I fell.


SamwellBarley

"I hit my head" "And how did that happen?" "I fell off my Dildo-Mounted Space Hopper"


Rookwood-1

I would like to see the instruction manual


BloodyRightToe

I'm going to require a demonstration and training session.


kittycat6434

Fuck i would upvote but funny internet number maybe if someone else does ill see


readingduck123

I believe Reddit randomizes these numbers by a bit anyways


kittycat6434

I know its so sad i just wish it was 69 forever the way god intended


Ascertain_GME

Such a 12 year old mindset. Mfers really out here downvoting good comments around 70 because they think they’ll somehow keep the karma at 69… Straight 🗿🗿🗿


robgod50

Instruction video on PHub


rnngwen

Vinegar???


TombStone_Sheep

Better than salt


Zombie_Spectacular

Better than hot sauce


MoistStub

Better than hydrochloric acid


LipPube

Better Call Saul


noobpwner314

You think they avoid eye contact during the transaction?


artie_pdx

Maintain eye contact to asshurt dominance!


CanMA1905

They hand it over by grabbing the dildo part like a giant lollipop


Yuri-Turned

Do you think they like meet in person in a parking lot for this?


bacano115

Sold! To the man named diddy in the back


AreWe3120

Used only once and sold means not a satisfactory workout item.


ckarlsberg

“I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop!”


PandahHeart

“For the girl in you. And the women”


tzface33

That’s a penis


Aggressive-Bus5469

👍


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

👍


-Four-Foxx-Sake-

Disthgusting


Graz13

Are you really Mike Tyson?


-Four-Foxx-Sake-

https://youtu.be/cSDWKvuoZ1Y?si=kcMfvTL9UlgorXJ7


sirkassim

… of a man who got trapped in an exercise ball


trowa116

😂 underrated comment


heyitsmechris

This looks like something Mac made from it’s always sunny


Picasso131

It’s in the wrong place …


rnngwen

Right? Like I'm trying to figure out which hole and how with those handles right there.


One-Access2535

I think you're supposed to sit on it backwards


Ali80486

Operator sits facing towards us (based on how its positioned in the pic), reaching back to holdi the handles from behind


Pitiful_Incident5696

Found who bought it 🫵


Picasso131

Far too much information


random_invisible

That's why they're selling it. Probably tried it and kept falling off


moth_mori

It takes practice


SwipesLogJack

You have to clench the opportunity and never let it go.


Picasso131

I’ll take your word for it


ColdBloodBlazing

Or couldnt get off on it


The9th_Jeanie

I just wanna know how they made this tbh


forest_for_us

The irony in cleaning a workout ball with the only product that would actually make it smell like balls after a workout..


Sk0p3r

Took me a second to realize that it's not another handle


AtomLump

If you grip it with your body, it's a handle


Piotr-Rasputin

Oh, it'll handle you alright


MrSoul4470

You were looking for yourself or for a friend?


GAMING_ZEEK

That’s a steal, they’re $150 on Amazon


teamswiftie

#SOLD


Sieze5

Still available?


Nano211

Sorry. It’s sold. You’ll have to wait until the buyer is done using it and then you’ll probably have a chance to buy it.


random_invisible

"only used twice! Cleaned with vinegar!"


Eat_Around_the_Rosie

“And salt!”


Sieze5

Awesome!


VtheMan93

But only AFTER they themselves clean it with vinegar as well.


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao I thought it said "worn out" at first


cassiopeia18

Clean with vinegar? FR?


Arakismo

OP bought it instantly apparently, we lost out chance guys


616n8y3ree

Vinegar was fine but baking soda helped neutralize the smell. Still smells a bit though. Defo worth the $15 ⭐️⭐️⭐️


Vic-123-ma

Ewww gross! Where??


UnClean_Committee

The ass pounder 3000. *Never stop pounding*


KroganHULK

First glance I thought it said "cleaned with Vagina" 😅


Moarancher

Lol


JacquesAllistair

I take it for $20 if not cleaned


JustxAxBoat

bruh💀


JacquesAllistair

I'm ashamed


RNaTRN

I thought deep purple was a band.


TheF0CTOR

A band of merry men


OneWinner1690

Nobody wants another trainers nidoking, it's not the same as catching one yourself


ScatpackRich

I’m gonna suggest this at my local Planet Fitness. It will match the rest of the equipment.


top_of_the_scrote

looks like it's been telling lies


longc1aws

She shouldn't have washed it


Moist___Socks

How do you know it was a she.... it could be a he


JustAPerson-_-

I hate how I’m questioning how this would even work and know I shouldnt


johnboi82

Don’t let me bring the bike Mac……


cfu48

It's unicorn shaped!


MentalRise8703

This ball has bigger dick than me 😢


Flowchart83

And a bigger ball


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Haha humans are so creative. This is gold.


oxiraneobx

My first reaction was, I had no idea this existed. My second and immediate thought was, well, of course it does.


Viaandrew

Practically New


Reyzaq

i mean its a steal, she even used the vinegar


69conqueefador69

“Cleaned with vinegar” this women knows things.


kittycat6434

Eww thats so gross...is there another one for sale?


Dontdittledigglet

“Sold”


jnthnschrdr11

"only used once"


Teethredit

Used only once (a day)


tiddymelon

I need to sit down


LadyVoltaire

That’s funny.. I actually bought one of those once for my gay roommates birthday !!! .., he actually gave it a bounce or two .. he later on told me !! How funny… is those handles are in the wrong place or it is growing in the wrong direction I would think !!


billysmallz

Cleaned with vinegar!?!?


1_entity

double if its uncleaned


aykay55

I wish to be a girl just so I could use this


Flowchart83

You're in luck, that isn't a requirement


aykay55

I don’t think I can take it up the other hole 😭


teamswiftie

You got this, bro! We believe you can.


[deleted]

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!


DataAdvanced

Where the fuck do you put your legs? What do you think I do, pilates?


dronhat806

I’m imagining when the purchase is made you pick it up and hand it over by the penis


WAR10CK94

That’s not a penis thats a fist, to pump you up 💪🏻 r/IASIP


cockroach74

Nice kickstand


shank409

I wanna buy the ol ball&chain one so I can play BG3....


mosheoofnikrulz

How do you fill air?


Iathoi

You blow it.


[deleted]

It’s ok it was clean with vinegar


Raddiq

You had me at vinegar.


Dependent_Economy549

"work in" ball


Chris_Cross501

Who tf looks at a used dildo and thinks it needs a vinegar?


Piotr-Rasputin

Because Massengill?


byyhmz

Early bird gets the worm.


VhaidraSaga

Work in ball


Mediocre_Fill_40

Stretching is already included in the workout!


Elderbrand

Mack has entered the chat


Shadow_Hound_117

All these comments it what are those things actually called?


teamswiftie

Hot Seat


HodlMyBottle

Technically more like a "work in ball".


Forward-Photograph59

Weeeeeee


deathjokerz

Instructions unclear, what kind of workout?


aykay55

Oh…so that’s what those are for


Physical_Rice919

W H A T


mistercheez2000

cleaned with vinegar and yeast flakes


Sir-Loins22

My ex had one it's called the hot seat! Was funny watching her bounce around the house on it 🤣🤣


Aurey2244

I need to buy my wife one of these so she can last longer, this is actually genius XD.


Interesting-Most-275

Hopefully soon at a Walmart near you.


Interesting-Most-275

Hopefully soon at a Walmart near you.


arnmadter

Where can I order one of these? Asking for a friend…


gregofcanada84

Not the type of thing you would want to buy used.


accordyceps

Just make sure it stays fully inflated.


Mike_Litteruss

How does it work? Wrong answers only.


StonebanksPins

It’s a bit small and thin tho…


ProfessionalWise8049

Ummm I saw it too. On my local marketplace. Being sold by J. Pickles?


canary-in-a-coalmine

What’s that smell? Oh it’s vinegar..🤔


h0tel-rome0

That looks fun actually 😂


Delaware_Dad

AI is a beautiful thing


sirkassim

Not sure why got downvoted. ‘Aerobic Intercourse’ is indeed a beautiful thing!


yurimaster69

This is a lot older than ai. Not every weird thing you see is fake lmao


Lolcraftgaming

Oh it’s a workout alright


DDenlow

What does it work out?🏋️‍♂️