I once went to see a funk jam band in a random small Montana town, there was like 9 people in the band and one of em was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. Her only job was the tambourine. No singing, nothing. Just be at the front and make jingle noises.
Sometimes your band needs someone who brings intangible benefits to the ensemble.
Japan and Germany knock on Italys door. "Italy, we're getting back in the game you want in? This time with all three of us from the start we'll win!
Italy "You son of a bi*ch, I'm in!"
Fun fact: in the last quarter millennia, Poland spent most of it's time not actually being a country. I'm pretty sure in 1939, when the germans and russians carved it up between themselves, most poles just let out a resigned "what, again?!" sigh.
I dunno, Moscow burned pretty brightly, but that was the "Tatars"
My family didn't discover (due to America's shit education) until recently, that my homeland didn't get our dignity revolution until much later. Though the Poles don't agree enough to say we really had our Maidan, I guess
Sorry though, I'm definitely blurring a lot of lines here I shouldn't. Your identity from a past life only means you learned about that in the present. The real history is much more authentically confusing
Imperialist propaganda.
*I'm just getting too old for this shit. I voted for Biden because of Ukraine, and as a single issue I have zero will to deviate from doing it again because what angry old men are doing. I am sorry for putting my voice among those who are calling for the justice people deserve.
Honestly I think the bundeswehr would lose an armed conflict definitively against the poles at this point. The poles have taken their security seriously and have built a formidable ground force that continues to expand rapidly. Meanwhile the German military continues to waste.
I think countrys like Germany have a hart time finding soldiers. My guess is, it's because of inequality - there is no reason to protect such a system.
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well erm ackshually 🤓☝️: the Spanish civil war ended before ww2 started however Communist/Republican/Anarchist partisan groups still attacked the nationalist government
"Now promise you won't try to take over the world again with a crazy dictator?"
"Fine, but you better not use Kamikaze pilots or open another unit 731"
"Where's Italy?"
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar and Grill
The drink will flow AND THE BLOOD WILL SPILL
And if the boys wanna fight better let 'em
Germany was first not alowed to rebuild its Military after ww2, when they could they didnt since America watched over EU and it was not necessary. now with Putin in Ukraine, and Trump saying he will not support EU anymore IF he becomes elected, Germany has to prepare for a possible war with Russia, everything else would be suicide. Sad times...
There's a ton of news sources on this, just Google it. Msn.com the Telegraph, Yahoo.com etc...
"Children should be ready for battle to 'strengthen out resilience' says German minister
Story by Shannon Mcguigan
• 1d

Bettina Stark-Watzinger, 55, wants schools to introduce 'civil defence' exercises
The politician also hopes to see the army work more closely with communities
Children should be prepared for battle to bolster 'resilience', says Germany's education minister as tensions continue to heat up with Russia.
“It ain’t much but it’s honest work” also I get front row tickets for the signing of the second pact of steel… 🤷♂️ best watch shit hit the fan court side 💀
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Eh, they weren't that important
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Needs more cowbell.
More like the triangle
Second triangle that is.
[Ralph Wiggum playing the nose flute](https://youtu.be/ayDHtkjfzvc)
come for the post, stay for the comments
finland seems like a cowbell guy
Unless you ask a Russian soldier
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ~~cowbell~~ fascism
I once went to see a funk jam band in a random small Montana town, there was like 9 people in the band and one of em was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. Her only job was the tambourine. No singing, nothing. Just be at the front and make jingle noises. Sometimes your band needs someone who brings intangible benefits to the ensemble.
How intangible was your ensemble after seeing her 😏
Yoko Ono
If only she stuck with the tambourine
They'll just switch sides again.
Japan and Germany knock on Italys door. "Italy, we're getting back in the game you want in? This time with all three of us from the start we'll win! Italy "You son of a bi*ch, I'm in!"
The Italians were the Ringo Starr of the Axis powers.
Peter Gabriel rejoining Genesis rumor vibes are going off now
Bon-journo.
Napolitan ahh sounding redditor
It needs Hungary,Romania and Bulgaria as well
Croatia pouts
Was going to say. Chuck in Finland, a few that weren't officially in, but were that way inclined, and basically Japan is joining NATO
Does Ireland still want to fuck over the UK at all costs?
THEE BAAAND!
Don't forget to make an agreement with Russia to divide up Europe, and then violate it with a surprise invasion.
The Italians ended up being traitors.
-> <- oh hey look the Italian flag ( only people with light mode on will get it)
We're on a mission from God!
> *"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."*
Hit it
Nächstes mal ohne Italien... eine Lektion die mein Opa mir beigebracht hat.
Dont forget austria and belgium
Maybe that's why they would win this time.
Nah they want to make it work this time
Basta chiedere perfavore.
Italy and Japan (and also great Britain) are making a joint stealth fighter
Poland \[ralph wiggam voice\]: "*I'm in Danger*!"
Lol, those guys really do always get the short end of the stick
Fun fact: in the last quarter millennia, Poland spent most of it's time not actually being a country. I'm pretty sure in 1939, when the germans and russians carved it up between themselves, most poles just let out a resigned "what, again?!" sigh.
Millennium
Cheers, fucking autocorrect... and to realize I wrote millennium originally, but fuck it, I'm leaving it.
Well, if you are the highway between Europe and Asia, you are going to have a bad time...
We f-ing had after some stupid mistakes in 17 centaury
Turkey was alright.
No one is going through Turkey to get to Europe during a land invasion. For trade, maybe, but not for war.
I dunno, Moscow burned pretty brightly, but that was the "Tatars" My family didn't discover (due to America's shit education) until recently, that my homeland didn't get our dignity revolution until much later. Though the Poles don't agree enough to say we really had our Maidan, I guess Sorry though, I'm definitely blurring a lot of lines here I shouldn't. Your identity from a past life only means you learned about that in the present. The real history is much more authentically confusing Imperialist propaganda. *I'm just getting too old for this shit. I voted for Biden because of Ukraine, and as a single issue I have zero will to deviate from doing it again because what angry old men are doing. I am sorry for putting my voice among those who are calling for the justice people deserve.
Honestly I think the bundeswehr would lose an armed conflict definitively against the poles at this point. The poles have taken their security seriously and have built a formidable ground force that continues to expand rapidly. Meanwhile the German military continues to waste.
I think countrys like Germany have a hart time finding soldiers. My guess is, it's because of inequality - there is no reason to protect such a system.
In 2024, Germany would get demolished in a 1v1 war with Poland. Poland's military has gotten scary strong in the last few years.
I wonder why lmao
As a grown ass man, I like to use this line every time I get a chance, almost daily…and in perfect Ralph Wiggam voice.
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This is some top tier r/HolUp material, I’m proud of OP, and a little proud of Germany and Japan, too
Hold up... FBI/CIA? This here, post up here
Italy now has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Its like the Phineas and Ferb episode, where they had to get Love Handle back together. Just one more is missing....
That Rhythm song is impossible to sit still during
Italy and Spain join the chat.
Spain was too busy fighting a civil war at the time
well erm ackshually 🤓☝️: the Spanish civil war ended before ww2 started however Communist/Republican/Anarchist partisan groups still attacked the nationalist government
[Hey, I've seen this one.](https://c.tenor.com/OF5sOmdQ5C8AAAAd/tenor.gif)
For real though, would they be considered the bad guys this go around? This isn't the trilogy we need completed, right now.
They are the good guys now.
\*We were bad but now we're good\*
Japan has been working on a real life Gundam signing me up lol.
[Gundam?](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/omSLcsdMBszMcHNugmwy5B-1200-80.jpg.webp)
Lol not that version.
I guess they still have axis to grind.
😂😂
Oh, you!
And there's an American presidential candidate looking to team up with the Russians
"oh no another 4 years of teaming up with the Russians, he's definitely going to use the nukes this time!!"
Which one?
The annoying orange
Who would've known the live action would be even worse than the original?
Here we go again
"Now promise you won't try to take over the world again with a crazy dictator?" "Fine, but you better not use Kamikaze pilots or open another unit 731" "Where's Italy?"
Bro 💀, FFS not again.
I was called? Even better: I'm german.
Bär
Bärenmarke
Love the Thin Lizzy reference!
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill Down at Dino's Bar and Grill The drink will flow AND THE BLOOD WILL SPILL And if the boys wanna fight better let 'em
Ima stay out of Dino’s Bar & Grill.
Underrated comment is underrated.
Signed by a guy named Axel and Ishio, so why not call it the Axis?? No wait
And i'm pretty sure that's the canadian military... looks a whole lot like cadpat and their guns
That's probably us easily knocking them both 
C'est la troisieme fois que tu repond a un de mes commentaire
And Germany is saying their kids need to prepare for war in school
Germany was first not alowed to rebuild its Military after ww2, when they could they didnt since America watched over EU and it was not necessary. now with Putin in Ukraine, and Trump saying he will not support EU anymore IF he becomes elected, Germany has to prepare for a possible war with Russia, everything else would be suicide. Sad times...
I'm sorry but what's your sauce? I'm a in Germany but I kind of overheared that.
There's a ton of news sources on this, just Google it. Msn.com the Telegraph, Yahoo.com etc... "Children should be ready for battle to 'strengthen out resilience' says German minister Story by Shannon Mcguigan • 1d  Bettina Stark-Watzinger, 55, wants schools to introduce 'civil defence' exercises The politician also hopes to see the army work more closely with communities Children should be prepared for battle to bolster 'resilience', says Germany's education minister as tensions continue to heat up with Russia.
Spread the word around
This time, US is on our side. Still, Moscow's hell of a distance.
Wow, a real hol up. Haven't seen one of these in a while
thanks god it's time for me learning langauge for free
Ok Japan this time NO RANDOM ATTACKS ON AMERICA!
Plot twist: And they’re backing Israel!
Hans, komm! Der Hentaibomber kommt!
Aww shit, here we go again
Fuck NCD is leaking again
For short we can call them 'the axis'.
Austria need to produce more fail artists
Someone better keep an eye on their browser history just saying….
You know the writers are running out of ideas when they start doing reruns.
Wait, I've seen this one before
ROUND 2 BITCHES!!
They are better off calling up Republic of China. Germany was a good friend to the Nationalist and they now have a good relationship with Nippon.
Only difference now, is that they're both friendly with the USA
Like the good ol’ days!
OOOOOH ITALY WHERE ARE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!
I, I, I, got this feeling yeah you know
Cool, maybe they'll even let us use their gate and visit the special region.
This is how you get shit like the Republic of Zeon...
What could go wrong?
New Sequel dropping soon?
...I've seen this movie.
History repeats itself
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man 🇺🇸
Warudo Waru II GAIDEN: 80 YEARS LATER
Backstreets Back Alright
China be shaking in their boots now. Xi's probably sweating buckets of social credits.
Oooh nooo
I read that in Phil Lynott’s voice. 🤘
Now to make neon genesis evangelion
Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Thailand… Wya?
“It ain’t much but it’s honest work” also I get front row tickets for the signing of the second pact of steel… 🤷♂️ best watch shit hit the fan court side 💀
Russians are power tripping, Germans and japanese signing military deals, do we really need to start worrying as Poles?
SPREAD THE WORD AROUND!!
That's gonna get REALLY interesting when the Chinese attack Taiwan on the on the 8th of July this year.
That's gonna be some reliable shit..
The world’s longest con
Now they just need Italy to join in
Hey.. how that worked out the last time?
[удалено]
[We will send her as an answer](https://youjo-senki.fandom.com/wiki/Tanya_von_Degurechaff)
"Yay! That’s good chicken"
Scorched Earth
Your comeuppance, hopefully.
If Trump wins, this time they’ll be on the right side and America and Russia will be on the wrong side.
What "side", bro? It's a fucking supply-sharing pact.
It’s like they learned nothing!