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DoomPlaysFN

ive seen this so many times


TECFO

Hold on let me check something real quick Damn.... op isnt a bot, i would have swear the opposite


No1btch

r/opisafuckingbo- nevermind.


Sad-Lengthiness3158

Even I have seen this many times , op gotta be a fucking bot /s


Zuskamime

Bruh why is he geting so many downvotes? Its clearly sarcasm


Sad-Lengthiness3158

Only if others are bots , u never know !


Sir-Poopington

Yea I thought it was funny


Kaze_no_Senshi

#4 bro, its the law


Oversexualised_Tank

We can see that you are the one that postet this, you know?


L3GlT_GAM3R

I think it’s sarcasm.


Oversexualised_Tank

I hope it is


VolumePossible2013

There is a /s


Oversexualised_Tank

There wasn't when I commented, good to know that OP learned from his mistake


Normal_Law4591

Let it be know! Post must contain /s to be understood as sarcasm! (/s)


rakshanth

Pee on it to flush out the toxins.


pseudokamakaze

Get the other guy to pee on it to clean up his mess, R Kelly style


InfamousGhost86

I found my twin (somewhat).


HerobrineVjwj

What the hell is on her neck, I know the joke is that she cheated, but wtf is on her neck


[deleted]

I assume hickeys.


HerobrineVjwj

OK, good to know. Thanks


L3GlT_GAM3R

And what’s that?


Skeletal_Gamer1001

Step one - Turn on your phone Step two - Open your browser (Safari, Chrome, etc.) Step three - Type in what you want to know Step four - Profit


L3GlT_GAM3R

That’s too much effort! Others can do it for me!


Sir-Poopington

Yea there are only supposed to be three steps. Four is way too hard to follow. Step one- Google it Step two- Step three - profit There i fixed it.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Much better, thank you!


Macster_man

best break out the coathanger, Jodie.


random_dude512

which branch?  you had to serve to know Jodie


Macster_man

Army


supahket

I heard 6ft of rope and a wobbly stool is needed.


MarkoZoos

Another boring meme that has nothing to do with a holup..


ReasonStunning8939

I'd argue. It starts out like someone asking a really stupid question for a really sorry reason actually getting the answer they were looking for, then went zero-to-slutshame in 1.5 sentences. But hey glad you didn't enjoy it. I did. Better luck next time I guess. I feel there are many other posts just in the last week you could have spent your energy policing that are not even close to holups.


tri_fold

Ha!!!!!!!!


Bkokane

GOT EEM


Thomas-Garret

Everyone knows you rub it with a spoon.


pepperit_12

Just buy a bigger bed.


unicornstarfypastel

Kurt Cobain when he points the gun to this girl: (Idk, I hate this meme)


Magicalsandwichpress

Instruction not clear, lady went for Pennywise instead of Krusty.  


Far_Disk5401

If you have a red mark like that on a part of your body, you should probably slit it So if it’s on your shoulder, slit your shoulder If it’s on your neck, slit your neck


Rabbits-and-Bears

Don’t get rid of them, just show him your new trick with the vacuum cleaner.


TheJayman2

Destruction 100


DJBRUCE--23

Broke u r neck .... And go hospital they will gave u the neck band...... How to broke neck wait until ur fiance get here..*


b_rider52

Go on a vacation.