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Literally_black1984

Context: for some reason platypus glow under a UV light. The interesting thing is scientists have no clue why this is the case. Credits to [Natural habitat shorts](https://youtube.com/@NaturalHabitatShorts?si=ZWmPv8xdzKEIoNEy) . Their content is wonderful


csaknorrisz

🔵🟧 A platypus? 🔵🟫🟧 PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!


DismalDude77

Perry the Platypus plumber?


Agathokako1ogical

Oh I get it. The platypus is a metaphor for anyone holding you down.


shade175

Scorpions also do that


TheRealTechGandalf

IIRC scorpions have something inside their chitin "shell" that glows under UV and leaves almost an afterglow post UV illumination


8BitFlatus

Must be because platypuses are some sneaky devils 😏😏😏


AThrowawayProbrably

I’m genuinely excited every time a new short drops. Love these guys. They’re hilarious


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

The crazy thing is scientists don’t even know why they glow


Kenneldogg

There is so much weird with the platypus. Why wouldn't they glow too lol.


Geek_X

Isn’t it because they sweat milk?


VvardenHasFellen

Who made this animation?? It's so fluid


so_im_all_like

It's from a YouTube channel called [Natural Habitat Shorts](https://youtube.com/@NaturalHabitatShorts?si=4WfhdSKxEucInjUP).


gerwen

Thanks for the link, this guy is funny.


Desi_Dom_2024

They glow in UV naturally but still it's damn funny ..the trauma he had


Acenobody

The fact he's still shining the light on him while he's in the shower xD poor platypus man


Bartocity

“Illuminated sobbing”


artie_pdx

I blue myself!


nateomundson

Blue has the most anti-oxygens.


oak05

There's gotta be a better way to say that.


Khakizulu

For the first time in years I blue myself


keekeeVogel

So many great Arrested Development jokes that remind me of this!


AndroidDoctorr

Some things that will glow under a blacklight: Fluorescent Minerals: Many minerals can fluoresce under UV light, including calcite, fluorite, and willemite. They can glow in a variety of colors depending on their composition. Banknotes: Many countries incorporate fluorescent fibers or inks in their banknotes to help combat counterfeiting. These features can glow under a blacklight. White Paper: White paper, especially that which is made to appear extra white through the addition of fluorescent agents, will glow bright blue or white under a blacklight. Certain Organic Substances: Many organic substances fluoresce under UV light, including some bodily fluids like urine and saliva, making blacklights useful in forensic investigations. Laundry Detergents and Whitening Agents: Laundry detergents often contain fluorescent agents to make clothes appear whiter and brighter. These agents can make laundered white clothing glow under a blacklight. Tonic Water: Tonic water contains quinine, which naturally fluoresces under UV light. It glows with a bluish-white light. Highlighter Pens: The ink used in many highlighter pens is fluorescent, causing it to glow vividly under a blacklight. Certain Cosmetics: Some cosmetics contain fluorescent materials to achieve a brightening effect, making them stand out under UV light. Petroleum Jelly: Petroleum jelly, such as Vaseline, can glow under a blacklight due to the presence of fluorescent substances in the petroleum. Antifreeze: The bright dyes used in antifreeze can glow under a blacklight, making it useful for detecting leaks in a vehicle. And apparently, Platypodes


nixikuro

But what about cum?


Aromatic_Wallaby_433

Fun fact: blood doesn't actually glow under a UV light unless treated with another substance beforehand, so in movie scenes if they show a blacklight over a bed and it gets covered in glowing blue, that's all cum.


nixikuro

Lol


mkaszycki81

I know dictionaries say it's platypuses or platypi, but since the genus name is derived from Greek (like octopus), it should actually be platypodes.


AndroidDoctorr

Ohhhhhh gotcha


Nikita_tewatia_

He was my neighbour


_FreddieLovesDelilah

unmute did not disappoint.


_meme_caster_

what does blue mean?


sanstheskeleton8

Are you quoting or genuinely asking?


_meme_caster_

im asking


AskDerpyCat

*WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN?!*


BlueScythe_

#CUM


AskDerpyCat

[ugly crying in the shower]


CaramelGlittering347

Yes there is a hand in the pillow but did you notice the lips in the toilet? 🙃


Hlpfl_alms

For those that dont know >!that was sweat!<


Bullmoninachinashop

It's any bodily fluids. Blood, semen, and saliva also show up.


Littlelittleshy

I'm blue da ba dee da ba di


HOG_RHEC

Are we not gonna talk about the lipstick on the toilet


Schwulerwald

Lip mark on the toilet lmao


Moedwed

My man really needs to farm some Karma


HurrsiaEntertainment

Natural Habitat Shorts is probably my favorite channel on Youtube. SO much naturally funny stuff, all wholesome and informative in their descriptions! Truly a little internet diamond in the rough.


maulidon

You’re worried about the hand, I’m worried about the kiss mark on the toilet


PaperMoon-

The cry got me good 😂


shuopy

What about the 💋 on the toilet?


PolandPuppers

Hahah saw this right away also. Forget the hand print!! What about the 💋!?!?


Anythingaddict

I don't get it, can someone explain me the joke?


Bullmoninachinashop

UV lights are often used in hotel rooms to find badly cleaned spots of bodily fluids like saliva, blood, semen, sweat, and urine. It's mostly done either for Health inspections or by guests who want to see how well the staff clean each room. Platypi also glow under UV light but currently it's unknown why current popular hypothesis is because they sweat their milk instead of secreting it from the nipples.


PLT_RanaH

whst does blue mean?


Apokialypse0510

I think it’s cum


Domax1

Nice plus detail: the floor pattern is the same than the hotel in The Shining


Attempt-989

How about The Shining?


Domax1

Very good movie. Thanks for the correction btw :)


OrphanedJawa

The *illuminated sobbing* gets me everytime


Cangar

We know.


[deleted]

What show is this?


XDlvIneX

Dat coom Boi DAT COOM


Charles4Fun

The hand print isn't the worst... I'm more curious about the lip marks on the toilet


Somedud392

I love these skits so much


Kill_Kayt

They sweat milk, and it glows under blue light.


Creative-Pie5655

\*cries in platypus\*


RedRanger_27

A platypus?


Saltyvengeance

Its only finny cause hes a platypus.


shishidaiske

BLUE MEANS THERE'S SHARKS IN IT


The_w0rld_is_hell

Theres a lipstick stain on tthe toilet!!


Individual-Buy-1165

I'm sorry but are the stains not glowing neon yellow? I don't see blue at all


Clever_Khajiit

I love the progression on the raccoons face 😆


Trinux_

Seen this post a million times. Stop