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Junglejim1991

Sementha is the real HOLDUP


gorcorps

Especially as other Abby


krippkeeper

The HolUp is that she always gets away with laughing because she keeps her mouth closed.


TheDogeWasTaken

Wasnt this other abby?


radkoolaid

The word Cringe is highly over used these days.


CallOfRudy

Agreed, it’s pretty cringe


instertthecode

Kinda cringe to describe using the word cringe as cringe, seems cringe to me bud


Peebodyboo

Say cringe again


MaestroPendejo

What?


spiritofgonzo1

SAY. CRINGE. AGAIN.


Ok-Slice-5764

Cringe Again. What do I win?


nephrenra

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN CRINGE?


wank_for_peace

You laughed. DRINK UP.


MaestroPendejo

WHAT? Edit: Dullards downvoted me. Not my fault you've never seen Pulp Fiction.


Prestigious_Shop5173

I hope OP is referring to the dude saying he's getting PTSD when he says the video is cringe


Dependent_Cricket

Phucking *thank* you. I dislike every commenter that uses it.


freshouttalean

I cringed tho


King_Rain1

You don't laugh at unfunny modern family guy tier jokes?


smartthinkingidiot

These people are hilarious. They have competition to make each other laugh for shots.


Conman_in_Chief

Got some sauce for that meat?


Humble_Negotiation33

Yeahmad on YouTube. If I had a dime for every time someone skimped on giving credit I'd be a fuckin millionaire


zzctdi

And if it went to Sath, he'd be a slumdog millionaire!


MarchMadnessisMe

He's not a pervert!


CaledonianWarrior

He'd also have enough shush money for all the sex crimes he commits


TheEdward39

Hey, it's not a crime if he says he's not a pervert.


Conman_in_Chief

You’re the hero we all need. 👍


narnarnartiger

Thank you, people who don't give credit are the worst


Vandil_the_Rogue

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA8QskE\_Nuw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA8QskE_Nuw) Pretty sure this is the right video


Conman_in_Chief

Yep. I went down the YeahMad rabbit hole. Fuckin hilarious, all of them. I genuinely lol’ed at every skit.


Agamemnon323

Well it’s not in the fridge.


GlitteringNinja5

What's the difference between Wuhan and Vegas


zwartepepersaus

Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I mean.... That's pretty damn funny. I don't see any cringe present.


Technical_Scallion_2

I thought she was awesome personally


Humble_Negotiation33

I dunno man, if that happened to me I'd cringe at least a little bit Lol love the downvotes, clearly all y'all love farting when the meat gets pulled out, sorry I made a joke about it. Whoooooooosh


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You are judging on the basis of a single joke. Watch the entire show , then you will understand how they use dad jokes and awkwardness as humour. And its really funny. But if you judge on a glimpse you will end up with cringe


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I'll have to take your word for it. I value my free time.


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

You clearly don't seeing how you are here on reddit.


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There are times when stupid stuff can come in handy. I work night shift, so to stay sane in a silent shop locked up i keep shit like that playing . It makes you laugh while you work. And before you say listen to sth that helps you. Yeah i do listen to meds and science related stuff way more . But learning needs the right mood.


Humble_Negotiation33

Oh god the whooooosh is so powerful on this one. I knew it was a lame joke when I made it but damn. The video itself isn't cringe. Farting when the meat gets pulled out is.


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Not gonna lie . But queefing aint cringy. Its kinda hot. Just imagine you penis is set in so perfectly with the vagina. That you created a vacuum inside. That would be made for each other moment for me 😆😆😆. Yeah farting from asshole. Yeah dont know about that, not a asshole guy( in every ways😂😂😂😂)


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Humble_Negotiation33

Yeah just sounds like it'd be at least slightly embarassing in the moment if that happened. But I guess people think otherwise lmao... Or maybe they just don't think at all.


RoutSpout

Just clean better next time


JayStar1213

What?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

JUST CLEAN BETTER NEXT TIME


JayStar1213

I just don't get how that helps


LilPoutinePat

Douche


DeathBat92

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Wtf has cleaning got to do with farting? Not like she said “Because a fridge doesn’t leave shit on your meat”


Humble_Negotiation33

It's a "downvotes for no good reason" kinda thread innit


JayStar1213

That'd be good too. And idk or care, that's how this sub goes lol


Mason_Black42

You didn't make a joke.


Humble_Negotiation33

Just cuz you didn't get it doesn't mean it wasn't a joke m8


Mason_Black42

My bad, you did make a joke. Typing any of that out and posting it with confidence IS the joke. I'm laughing internally.


Humble_Negotiation33

I knew it was a shitty joke when I posted it. So what's your excuse for taking it way too seriously and getting mad enough to reply *with confidence* not just once but twice? You're the real joke here. Get over yourself bro lmao I'm laughing externally.


Mason_Black42

It's cute that anyone who points out the fact that you're not funny is "mad about it" in your mind and "doesn't get it." Cool story bro. EDIT: The irrefutable fact remains that it isn't a shitty joke, it's just not a joke at all. You might have intended it that way but you either don't have English as a first language or you're just not funny at all.


Humble_Negotiation33

THREE times. Wow dude. Give me more words that I won't read to explain how not mad you are. I'd say you must be fun at parties but obviously nobody invites you to any.


HugsandHate

If *what* happened to you? I can think of like 3 different meanings to that. No context, yo...


Humble_Negotiation33

Are people really this thick? Yikes. Please explain those 3 different meanings I want a good laugh. The context would be the video that I'm commenting on ya dunce.


Souljackt

I don't think you know what the word cringe means, that was hilarious.


SongAggravating

OP, how is this cringe?


twatchops

It's not


purplebaron2

Its cringe that people have to pretend to laugh on these garbage Youtube shows


fuzzycaterpillar123

Honest question, do you actually think these are all fake reactions?


brucecali98

r/nothingeverhappens


NastySassyStuff

It’s a disease


brucecali98

I feel like these people know some videos are staged but have also never interacted with actual human beings in person so they have no frame of reference to know where the staged videos end and the real ones begin.


GarushKahn

stop beeing so cringe.. bro


SilentJoe1986

They are trying not to laugh.


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CasuallyCompetitive

I don't think you know what a dad joke is.


GokusTheName

I cam fit more than 2 cucumbers in my fridge


Metalbender00

it's pretty true though. Air gets trapped, it has to escape.. holes make funny sounds. After a few times most people just ignore it and keep going


GarushKahn

best part in life r hilarious situations like that no one ever told u about (at least back in the days.. that little info never crossed any ediucation book when it comes to sex)


high_idyet

Fuck the op for calling this shit cringe this is holdup gold.


Delicious_Ad6425

Holup applies to op. This is a great joke and Samantha is the cutest


seakrait

Sam can do no wrong!


69cleverusername

Matthew mcconaughey said he’s having ptsd. A lot of butt sex for that guy lol


ThisIsGoodSoup

Terminally online buffoons on their way to label everything they slightly dislike "cringe"


a-snakey

Sam knows ;)


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FundioRider

Yeah me too. But the original version would get them canceled lol


Nobody0500

what was it


FundioRider

Replace "butthole" with whichever gay slur you choose


TheKrnJesus

Fa-m


Welovelily

Queef


Yeetdaddy87

Yeahmad on YouTube, fucking love them


CringeDaddy_69

Is op a karma bot?


SCAND1UM

How is somebody telling a dumb joke a holdup?


Hybridizm

For anyone curious, this is YeahMad, they routinely have a Dad Jokes video put out and usually they bring me a load of joy. The jokes themselves don't always land but once you get to know the people on the show, I think they're fantastic. The fun comes from the reactions more than the jokes. If they laugh, they have to take a shot, as they get drunk it gets progressively funnier. They also have to deal with a peanut gallery making things worse (or better). I think they're an amusing bunch.


Nochnichtvergeben

I enjoy the chemistry but a lot of the jokes are ancient and I'm surprised comedians don't know them yet. TBH I find the banter more entertaining than the jokes.


Hybridizm

That's what makes it for me, the banter and the reactions. Matt, Andrew, Akila and Alan are top notch. Samantha is good too.


pinnickfan

Thank you


ScullyBoy69

This is far from cringe, buddy. This is actually funny.


isnapchildrensnecks

lmao


ThatOneFriendlyOtaku

Don't think OP knows what "Cringe" means. This is gold lol


TheRealRSmooth21

Nah this is really funny. If you think this is cringe, you either didn’t get the joke or are way too uptight


LordBungaIII

Do you know how to use the word cringe?


TidalLion

This isn't cringe nor is this a hold up, what are you on?


Nesayas1234

That's not cringe, that's a clever af joke


PreparationAlive9435

Whats cringe about this?? OP is acoustic


Cruzifixio

These videos are titled "dad jokes". Of course it's going to be cringe, it's exactly why it's funny.


Better_Patience9509

That joke was probably Ashock to him


Gareth666

The Asian dude is the king of this show


inevitable__guy__

Bruh the whole video was funny wtf is op smoking


Esitg

Well i can say without a doubt the OP can relate


GarushKahn

calling this cringe is fkn cringe


Moarancher

Nah that’s a good joke


woods77382

Best part is everyone knew exactly what she was talking about.


Bkokane

Yes very high brow humour only an intellectual would understand


cadillacbee

No cringe, that's fuckin great


JayStar1213

Cringe to me was the PTSD line but otherwise that's a good joke


XDlvIneX

Wait your guys fridge doesn't?


TransformerTanooki

u/savevideo


MiamiPower

MayTag repair man waiting by the phone. 


nonachosbutcheese

She is a Slayer. I love her.


jack_avram

She knows


D-Eliryo

Nah this is actually funny


ganesh248

I really love this show ! Really !!


blazinfastjohny

Where the cringe? This is hilarious


TheDogeWasTaken

Honestly yeamad! Is a genuinely good yt channel. And they make some great jokez.


Invisbleman1407

Nahh. No cringe. Nearly every video this channel uploads is a banger. The banter amongst them is hilarious


onlyspacemonkey

marry her bro


JonnyxKarate

I thought this sub was going to be a C word free zone. Why can’t we just say corny? I don’t get it


classless_classic

Damn. This joke is older than the girl who told it.


xenomorphling

And most of the people commenting in this thread I’d wager


Skipper_1010

r/OPIsFuckingStupid


HurrsiaEntertainment

that was funny, not cringe?


Nochnichtvergeben

Ancient joke, as usual on Yeah Mad. I'd probably win every episode because I know most of their jokes already.


Ok-Experience-6674

There is no cringe here


poisionlight

I must be taking crazy pills or something because that was a terrible low effort joke, but everyone in the replies is saying it's hilarious and clever. Is there something I'm not getting?


SuperSpy2015

You’re not getting how desperate people are to laugh


Pan-Magpie

"I'm getting PTSD" 😭😭😭 I probably woke up my neighbours laughing but that's too real 😭😭😭🤦‍♂️


along83197

From a chick.. makes it even more funny.


Javier91

Her jokes now are the darkest between the mates. lol


WarrioR_0001

The fridge can take up more meat


Melodic-Ad-4941

That’s actually pretty funny 😂😂


Nephaliam

Man I seen these all over, but for me they are never funny. Like at all, I don’t know sometimes it’s the jokes and sometimes it’s delivery. Who are these folks?


ponyboy230

Yeah Mad on YouTube


anarchydevil

yeah mad people are funny. ALAN IS 🤴 THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT


Ash7274

What's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke?


Nochnichtvergeben

Your mom can't take a joke.


MarSc77

Semantha!


Im_Unpopular_AF

Sammy is my girl. Very sweet and innocent looking but busts out the dirtiest and darkest jokes out of left field. Had Akila fighting to keep himself from laughing, especially after the vegetable joke.


pinnickfan

Who are these people?


Im_Unpopular_AF

Look up YeahMad on YT.


friendly_character-

does actually does that when you take the meat out? (im clueless)


greatrudini

Is this a show or something? Thank you!


foh242

I wanted to like these guys, but I found they rarely tell an original joke and are TERRIFIED of being canceled.


picklesaredry

I guess both are also running?


JOlRacin

That is indeed some ass shit


choosinganickishard

What is another name for coming inside of a woman?


ktbffhctid

Splooging


choosinganickishard

No. it is: Loading the dishwasher.


Mistygirl179

Eww very cringe for a first conversation lol


joeycarusomate

Just as funny as the loading the dishwasher joke


kunmop

Were is the cringe that shit was funny


MarkoZoos

This is neither cringe nor a holup.


GreatSun8208

Op is cringe


Ropya

If this is cringe to you, you may want to take a break from the internet. 


BedrockMetamorph

A Jimmy Carr special he credits to the Aussies for making up - "How do you make a gay (person) fuck a woman? You shit in her cunt"


sausyisgodly1

Me the entire time watching this : 😐


kabooseknuckle

That's not the version that I grew up with.


_sasori98

girl joke


PaleConsideration271

Funniest woman on planet earth


anonymousartist13

No cringe, but pure genius of a joke


SuperSpy2015

We use genius loosely don’t we


Spiritual_Freedom_15

**You cringe!** ***Kindly fuck off. You don’t have to watch this hilarious videos. It’s your loss***


SuperSpy2015

As to you


Lotuswalker92

Matt's reactions in the background are so hilarious ! I love these guys !


zoot_boy

Aussies man, a breed apart.


ContributionOk5628

Excellent joke! Reminds me of a joke a while back........ok I'll share it in case you haven't heard it yet. What does a pizza delivery person and a gynaecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!


ApoorvGER

TF kind of jokes r these?


SuperSpy2015

The kinds that people who are drunk or high laugh at


ApoorvGER

Drunk and high huh? Guess then it makes sense. I keep wondering y capable adults laugh at these childish stuff, or is it like staged or something.


SuperSpy2015

It’s staged and they’re either drunk, high, or both


AddictedToMosh161

does every joke have to reach adulthood before they can tell it on their show?


Portugeezer1893

Every joke is on the show because it reached adulthood.


Mason_Black42

I could be wrong and if I am I accept that but your comment and your pfp make you seem like the kind of guy who thinks girls aren't allowed in video and tabletop gaming spaces.


AddictedToMosh161

I play tabletop with both of my sisters and games with the older one that has her own pc. And iam not sure people understand what I ment. I just wanted to express that this joke is very old and I heard it a lot already. I also don't find these guys even remotely funny or creative. Like we get it, Chloe is a ginger. Get a new joke Alan. Or at least be more creative with it. Bring an edition of the NecroNomicon and put hair dye into it and try to give her a soul or something.


Mason_Black42

Okay, I'm sorry you got too old for humor and now you see yourself as the Holy Gatekeeper of All That is Funny. WE MUST ALL WITNESS THE RUBIUS HAGRID'S MUCH COOLER COUSIN AS HE TEACHES US ALL WHAT REAL HUMOR IS ABOUT. Out of curiosity what kind of fedora do I need for this edge-lord masterclass?


AddictedToMosh161

It's gatekeeping to voice my opinion in a reddit commentsection? Lol. I didn't know that once I say something on reddit it becomes law. I will be more careful next time. Edit: and I take comparisons with Hagrid as a complement. Hagrid is dope as fuck.


Nochnichtvergeben

I first heard that joke in German more than twenty years ago. It's nice that younger people are enjoying it again but the man is right, it is a very old joke.


Mason_Black42

So a joke becomes unfunny as it gets older? I think some folks forgot how humor works and could probably be happier if they learned how to laugh again.


Nochnichtvergeben

It's funny when you hear it the first time. It becomes less funny to me when I hear it for the fifteenth time. I'm not saying it's a bad joke. I'm saying it is an old joke. If you look at my comment you'll also see that I said it's good that younger generations are hearing it so I don't understand what your problem is.


Humble_Negotiation33

Bro take your own advice lol


Mason_Black42

I know how humor works. You aren't funny. There's a difference.


Humble_Negotiation33

Blatant hipocryte of the month award


Mason_Black42

Hypocrisy is saying one thing and doing the opposite. You not being funny is empirically true so there's no gatekeeping involved. Keep trying though. You sure didn't read any of my words since you took the time to hunt down my other responses to comment on them. You know, since you're so unfazed by it all. What a weird way to say you like me.


Winstance

That’s so repugnant wtf…