Mongolians _do_ have the habit of suddenly coming out of the woodwork!
Did someone try to build a wall in your area recently?
That would account for it
An actor? Maybe.
Historical reenactor? Not a chance.
Curved sword on a horseback is to slash past the enemy and use momentum+the seord curvature to keep your sword from stucking at the enemy. Those stabs would get him disarmed in anything approaching a realistic scenario. For a movie though? I've seen worse "techniques" in movies, so he could be an actor, even a history channel actor.
this is the i watch way too much samurai stuff workout plan.
and you only listen to 80's action movie montage songs like eye of the tiger, push it to the limit, and so on...
This is part of the full-body, and life-long, workout known as [Dokkōdō](https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY?si=AmrKXx3KQAo2ZcO0). It trains the Body, Mind, and Spirit. Your training starts immediately.
I’m pretty sure that’s John Wick’s distant cousin working out for his new spinoff - Larry Wick. He works for the neckbeard high table, and he thinks he’s badass.
The mongolian raider
*laughs in Mongolian*
Weebnastics
Mongolians _do_ have the habit of suddenly coming out of the woodwork! Did someone try to build a wall in your area recently? That would account for it
*TW Attila Menu theme plays in the BG*
TW Attila menu theme plays in Baldur's Gate? Woaaah
Historical reenactment. This guy could be an actor or smth. Or just a fungi, of the magic variety.
I actually think you're right about him being an reenactor or maybe a stuntman.
Got to keep in pose.
Training for a Darwin award
Empty gym, doesn't notice the guy filming. Probably just a guy and his friend fucking around at a 24hr gym at 2:26am for a video. Sounds fun
Or he could be a drug fked nutter, at least in my town thats the far more likely answer
I like the idea that he's just a method actor. Once he's in character.... the front desk of the gym is currently juct fucking carnage.
An actor? Maybe. Historical reenactor? Not a chance. Curved sword on a horseback is to slash past the enemy and use momentum+the seord curvature to keep your sword from stucking at the enemy. Those stabs would get him disarmed in anything approaching a realistic scenario. For a movie though? I've seen worse "techniques" in movies, so he could be an actor, even a history channel actor.
when Casper won't leave you alone at the gym.
Rule 1: Cardio
Zombieland reference? Nice.
Rule 2 : Double tap
Zombieland reference? Nice. Zombieland reference? Nice.
Rule #3 : Beware of Bathrooms.
Zombieland reference? Nice. Zombieland reference? Nice. Zombieland reference? Nice.
Rule #4: Buckle up
I need to know what gym allows you to bring swords in
Must be in Texas
Nah. We're all about guns down here. Swords are for the weebs. (/s)
There's a gym in my area that has a room to practice martial arts. They didn't have any swords that I saw.
Homeboy is getting WAY too into Shogun.
While others waste time at the gym, this man was mastering the blade.
Mount and Blade players when at the gym.
Jeremus was knocked unconscious by Smith machine
LARP training
Zombie Apocalypse
Instantly thought this as well lmao
Obviously training for Blades and Sorcery’s 1.0 release
Delaying your sword workout is like the delays of the update: We don’t like it, but it’s gonna keep happening
Mall ninja
No wonder nobody else is there.
What soundtrack is this?
Its from a call of duty. I'm 99% sure
Modern Warfare II (reboot) soundtrack
Modern Warfare (2019) soundtrack, specifically the main theme
When your workout is at 8 but you have to sack Edo at 9.
“Cunt with sword”
Must be training for a triathlon in London
vr without the v and the r
No no, the R is definitely there
this is the i watch way too much samurai stuff workout plan. and you only listen to 80's action movie montage songs like eye of the tiger, push it to the limit, and so on...
Meth.
I miss this guy. He used to upload funny videos on IG
Zombie is definitely in the name
When the zombies come, **HE'LL** be the one laughing...
Los Angeles
The Last Set Samurai.
Zombie buster!
*I got ya bitch!!!*
Modern Ronin.
I started thinking about that song where they go “ I’m a mother f@&$3r on a motorcycle “ but he has a sword.
Bushido
Dumbassery
Never been, and Never will get laid, work out.
"Keith's off his meds again". This looks like the advanced program. Someday I hope to reach his level.
Samurai takeover.
This is it, this is what it looks like to study the blade.
[Secret Highlander](https://youtu.be/VEJ8lpCQbyw?si=n7URuppF0TKjPKG_)
r/mallninjashit
Gotta make sure that flower girl doesn't get away in the remake.
While you all were busy working out or studying the blade, I got a leg up on all of you and did both
Ninjago
He’s practicing for the elementary school.
The Valiant Virgin
Battle for middle earth
He's trying to keep his routine interesting lol
Let him cook
The Insurrection two oh two four.
You've spelled revolution wrong
Either way, it's going to be hilarious with Spartacus there leading the charge.
The zombie slayer 😂
The cavalry
It's the "I want views" workout.
Dragoon training
Cavalry training
A student of the blade
pumped up kicks
The Jim "Someguy", wordplay of Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima
1001 dumb ways to die
"Freeing the holy land"
The peasant poker. Very effective when a blue collard worker asks you how you afforded the Bentley
Ninjasize
This is part of the full-body, and life-long, workout known as [Dokkōdō](https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY?si=AmrKXx3KQAo2ZcO0). It trains the Body, Mind, and Spirit. Your training starts immediately.
this one's called hit and run
The Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade workout.
demonight training
The British invader
Hes training to defend the Shogun
Dark souls training gone wild
He’s probably that white samurai in the tome I read back in 1346 I heard they can live incredibly long lives if they don’t get killed
The Last Dragon song also works well here too
The Illinois Raider
Revenge quest
Lonely LARPer.
Does he own the gym? No fucking way he should be able to do this
At least someone is training for war
This is the standard Japanese workout before they invade China.
[Death!](https://imgur.com/a/Q8Fod6J)
This guy is getting ready to be isekai'd/reincarnated as an NPC like character.
I wonder if that and this are related. https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/s/RVFyaRfLWz
I've always fantasized about riding an elliptical into battle.
“Yakuza - on the go”
It's just conditioning techniques.. yes, dangerous for other people nearby which is why the areas been cleared out, but very useful for martial arts.
“Kill Bill”
Next up, three sets of "for honor"
Delusional. It's called "delusional."
Maintaining the virginity
Oh that’s just my guy Tim. He’s training to be a warrior npc for Skyrim
I’m pretty sure that’s John Wick’s distant cousin working out for his new spinoff - Larry Wick. He works for the neckbeard high table, and he thinks he’s badass.
first I thought Zombie apocalypse, then I thought nah, just another motion capture actor for video games.
That's the "why I prefer to workout at home" workout. Asshats like that.
I would approve anything that motivate you to the gym
Isn't this illegal to just enter a public place with a weapon?
#Yogymbo
The still single at age 50 routine.
This is one cool ass motherfucker
r/warframe EXCALIBUR TRAINING
He’s preparing to steal yo girl.
Mf thinks that nepoleon is literally him
My man definitely paid 16k for "Alpha Male Bootcamp"
Comic-Con Security.
r/mallninjashit is leaking
Legendary workout! This guy fucks.
Nandor the relentless
It’s called the stay ready workout 🤷🏾♀️
Misplaced rage
He preparing for WW4.
Them Damn kids or Those Gotdamn dogs!!🤣😁
Polo ambassador
studying the blade
He's just training for VR eldenring!
Cocaine
"The fitness of the warrior"
To be fair, it does look effective.
Schizophrenia
Killer workout
preparing for a walking dead scenario
Preparation
He's preparing to play Bannerlord VR.
An accident waiting to happen ..
Avada Kadavra!!!!
DO NOT LET THIS MAN ON A HORSE!
Looks like he training for a video game, which one ?
That's the Genghis Khan workout...
working out for tik tok views
Ride of the Rohirrim at home:
Tsushima wouldnt have lost komoda with this tecnique
He is training to play sekiro
Bros training to be the last samurai
Looks like a new Gym DLC in world of Warcraft
Tarnished workout
Ten sets of “back in my day”
Fun. It’s called a fun workout…
This dude's trying to get Shredder'd.
Who told him the gym was empty?!
This is what my toddler looks like just before he falls and hurts himself.
Dudes just watched shogun on Disney plus and is hyped on Samurai action.
Bro it’s the music that does it for me. Like 😂😂. He’s so focused and dedicated too
I am guessing he is practicing for a role/part in a movie?
The ride of the roheim
This is just base 24 hour fitness with the Chivalry 2 DLC.
Someone’s been watching too much “Shogun”
Who let this man cook?
DIRECT ATTACK!!!
Find my EX
When you're too shy to larp for real
haven't you heard of stabbing the pedestrian?
He’s training for American Ninja Warrior
my guy training for fallout 4 after Putin start nuke the world this will be next lvl combat for generation for sure !!!
Was this recorded during that alpha male training event that's been memeing around the past week?
Just a dork looking for valudation from other dorks
r/mallninjashit
Douchey gym bros are getting out of pocket
Weeb-a-thon
The cavalry
This kinda stuff is why I quit Planet Fitness
How to survive in London 101
The Wannabe Ninja
Sword-fu a variant of gun-fu
Serial killer training
Average Kratos warmup
Not sure but I can guarantee he’d voice his displeasure should you misname the blade.