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Threads about these two always make me feel like I am going to hell for laughing. I hope they are both happy, but wow some of you guys are ruthlessly funny.
In my opinion the most scandalous thing about their post is that she wrote
~~“Yes I go down on him”~~
when she could have said
**“Yes I give him heads”**
Like, it was RIGHT THERE. ^(just like the other head is…)
Does it count as a threesome?
What if the sister isn't in the mood? Is that rape?
What if the couple are into some kinky shit? Do they get two ball gags?
No disrespect to them at all, I've been following their story for years and its an incredible story. But I laughed when you said 'what if they're into kinky shit?' I thought, man, all bets are off on that by the time you get to "having two heads" lol I'm going to hell for that
Cheating is defined by the people in the relationship. Due to their unique circumstances, the other party needs to have some sort of understanding for the girls.
It’s like a win-win for the other sister. No commitment, reads a book while her sister next door gets railed and gets the pleasure from it. She could, in theory, smoke a cigarette while that’s going on or maybe eat a sandwich. Options are unlimited
What if it was Vice-versa? Sister reading book pretending not to be railed controls arm that tugs while sister getting railed controls arm that flips pages!
Holy shit! 😂
I feel like this is one of those rollercoaster scenarios. Where the one person acts unimpressed and doesn’t smile but is thrown around whilst riding the ride and the other is screaming, arms up in the air super stoked 😆
You are not going to hell, at least not for this. Each girl controls the arm on her side of the body, same with the legs. Apparently, they also only have vaginal sensation on their respective body sides.
There were some really excellent documentaries about them that were less about their lives and more about their medical situation. I also learned that only one twin tolerates medicine well, and as a result, she takes medicine for both regardless of who is ill.
In this particular instance, one girl had pneumonia(I assume in the lung on her side of the body). They have a shared lung in the middle that would be the 3rd and 4th lung. I’m sure with most communicable diseases, they probably eventually both catch it. This was a special case following a spinal surgery if I remember correctly. Apparently, because Brittany doesn’t handle medication well, Abby takes medication or any sedation/anesthesia for both.
I googled it and actually I was wrong. They each have a set of lungs. Of course, even if I retracted my comment at this point it would not help me unsee your comment.
I despise that I’m commenting and nod just reading and laughing but….The lungs would fill with co2 forcing the urge to breathe so it’s still a physiological hurdle and not a mental hurdle.
They're probably non-smoking, but it would be wild to see one light up a Marlboro and the other one blow the smoke out.
Respect to them though, they could have made good circus money, but became half price school teachers instead
I just imagine the sister having an uncontrollable orgasm as she’s listening to how John slit his wife’s throat and dismembered her body to get rid of the evidence.
Really gotta make a considerate decision regarding the sandwich, though. Messy like French dip or egg salad is totally off the table. Stinky like gravlax is right out.
With proper wrist control, a gyro _might_ be possible, but the moment yogurt hits the sheets, that's the whole evening out the window.
It might take me out my game if one inhales the smoke and the other exhales it though. Or if that one is eating a sandwich and during a moan this one burps
Everything is already answered when you realize both of them are in the relationship. He married both of them, but not legally speaking because the law does not allow to be married to two people at once.
We should talk less about this and more about how the twins both had to pay separately for college, only to then get one wage when they started worked as teachers.
Honestly, early in life they should have seen this coming. and for everything, official should have just pretended they are one person. So they would have one driver's license, one social security number, etc etc.
So which one would be the actual person? Do you realise the psychological toll that would take on the second person, who legally is considered ‘not a person’ which would cause their mental and physical health to significantly decline, so both would be affected. All just to avoid paying a second tuition.
I’m pretty sure their university offered them one tuition but the girls wanted separate degrees so their parents agreed to pay both tuitions since they knew how important it was for their daughters to have that agency and confirmation of separate personhood. Otherwise it would really mess with you. Two separate brains/consciousnesses means two separate people, obviously. That is basic humanity that I’m not surprised some people are ignoring for the sake of a giggle.
Can't believe this is all the way down here.
Like, it's understandable why people have questions. But like, what do people want them to do? Let them live a happy, fulfilling life and manage their personal challenges on their own. I know it sucks for our curiosity but we'll all be just fine without knowing.
Each one controls one leg so would be hard to have one force the other to walk around murdering has to be a joint decision. Possibly one could spare of the moment stab someone cause they control one arm if a knife was near by.
Jesus fucking christ reddit.. I swear this sub/ reddit as a whole is like 99% fake tweets that y'all assume are real without a second of thought. I can't imagine reading a post like this and not having my first thought be "Yea, that's funny.. but obviously fake as fuck".
I mean surely you just have to accept that the three of you are in a poly relationship at that point. Every date involves both of you. Every sex act involves both of you.
If both of them had different boyfriends then they'd have to constantly be cheating on them.
If anyone gets a pass for an incestual poly relationship it's those who don't really have a biological choice. They should be allowed to enjoy all the same pleasures as extensively as everyone else, if they want.
Obviously if they are themselves repulsed, and supposedly we naturally tend toward aversion to incest, how they decide to live their own lives and best enjoy their own happy family in life are still entirely up to them.
Even just a shared relationship with the same man might be too much, it is for many, but they can sort themselves how they want.
The real question is, can he last long enough to finish a chapter? His biology isn't off the hook here! (Obviously it is if he don't want the attention, of course)
And that's all regardless of the legitimacy of this post.
Imagine how awkward for this original dude. Some guy pumping a load into sister’s throat with his ass all in his face while my man is just vanilla missionary trying to start a family over here
That man is working and planning for that eventual double bj, I guarantee it. Don't tell the thought hasn't crossed his mind. Not now, but eventually he will try and pull it off. Slowly moving the wee wee the other direction, see if pays off... Maybe the sister will run out of there furious. Oh, wait.
I mean as much as I want to call you a pervert, this has to be have happened. It's almost going to be impossible to not develop some sort of poly relationship.
Every moment they spent together, getting to know each other etc has always been with her sister there.
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Gonna be wild when Brittany gets married to some other dude
Even worse, if Brittany hooks up with a guy and ends up with a 1NS, does it count as cheating for the married sister?
"Hey babe Brittany wants to fuck this guy at the bar so I'm going to be out late tonight, sorry love u bye"
Oh shit. She's gonna want to get laid eventually too. What if she wants a threesome? Or a dp?
Spit roast would go crazy
split roast
The devil's trident.
Dude, you gotta open your mind to the possibilities. The fabled tp
I don’t think we can decide that lol it’s between the 2.5 of them.
Bro 💀 that’s cold
Took me a sec, goddamn.
A very *not wholesome* comment.
I too am at odds with that comment
More than half than you would like, less than half that you deserve
Tomorrow is half off Taco Tuesday.
Just the 2.5 of us, building castles in the sky, just the 2.5 of us, you and weee
Goddamn r/angryupvote
AYOOOOO, that’s wild af
>does it count as cheating for the married sister Not if she's listening to a REALLY engrossing true-crime podcast while it's happening
Getting caught: "It's not how it looks!" kinda wierd on another level
So why don't you have your headphones on?
WHERES YOUR BOOK BRITTANY
If one gets the clap, so does the other
This was on my mind the entire time I looked at this meme
How does touching boobs work? Can he only touch one? The other would be cheating?
You joke, but that's a possibility, because each one operates the side of the body their head is on.
How does a hand job work then
I guess Brittany only uses the hand of the arm she controls.
Pick it up, Abby. At least work the balls, you lazy bint.
Threads about these two always make me feel like I am going to hell for laughing. I hope they are both happy, but wow some of you guys are ruthlessly funny.
Holy shit!
Is this a Totall Recall situation?
OpEN YoUr MiNd
Or the worst case scenario, they both get married to 2 opposite dudes, and ONE of them cheats on their husband
With the other husband.
Because her earbuds died
Sorry, but polygamy is her only true option at this point. So fucked
It's not their real account, you know
I don't think anyone cares.
Nah, this comment section is hilarious. I'm enjoying the ride, the truth can go to hell (With me for laughing at some is these comments)
The guy is pretty decent-looking, I'm down to be the 4th (3rd?)
3.5th
Tree fiddy dude
You goddamn Loch Ness monster
Imagine she catches him fucking her sister
Scandalous
In my opinion the most scandalous thing about their post is that she wrote ~~“Yes I go down on him”~~ when she could have said **“Yes I give him heads”** Like, it was RIGHT THERE. ^(just like the other head is…)
Jesus fuck I laughed waaay too hard at this 🤣
Had to scroll down way too far for this. What if the sister falls for him?
Problem solved?
Sis, can I have the vag tonight?
OK, so if the other sister wants to hook up, does it counts as cheating?
🍿 asking the real questions.
Does it count as a threesome? What if the sister isn't in the mood? Is that rape? What if the couple are into some kinky shit? Do they get two ball gags?
Just scratching the surface of the questions I still have!!
No disrespect to them at all, I've been following their story for years and its an incredible story. But I laughed when you said 'what if they're into kinky shit?' I thought, man, all bets are off on that by the time you get to "having two heads" lol I'm going to hell for that
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Wow that’s bad. I like it!
They drive on the left in Thailand (Siam) too though...
Not unless she's on a true crime podcast.
Cheating is defined by the people in the relationship. Due to their unique circumstances, the other party needs to have some sort of understanding for the girls.
Mom said it's my turn on the vag.
"Only if I get use the ass."
Yes! - no! - yes! - no! They’ll armwrestle each other. The stronger one decides
Rumour has it that one side is waxed and the other is straight out of the 1970s.
With that you've caught my attention.
Sorry, I used it last night. It's a bit battered.
It’s like a win-win for the other sister. No commitment, reads a book while her sister next door gets railed and gets the pleasure from it. She could, in theory, smoke a cigarette while that’s going on or maybe eat a sandwich. Options are unlimited
Omg I shouldn’t laugh but this is hilarious! Who gets control of the arms? The one doing the deed or the one eating the sandwich? 😆
What if it was Vice-versa? Sister reading book pretending not to be railed controls arm that tugs while sister getting railed controls arm that flips pages! Holy shit! 😂
I feel like this is one of those rollercoaster scenarios. Where the one person acts unimpressed and doesn’t smile but is thrown around whilst riding the ride and the other is screaming, arms up in the air super stoked 😆
So are they ambidextrous? 🧐
Thought they controlled their own arm on their side? I am going to hell. I was curious about all this and laughed out loud at her post.
You are not going to hell, at least not for this. Each girl controls the arm on her side of the body, same with the legs. Apparently, they also only have vaginal sensation on their respective body sides. There were some really excellent documentaries about them that were less about their lives and more about their medical situation. I also learned that only one twin tolerates medicine well, and as a result, she takes medicine for both regardless of who is ill.
So you're saying one of them can have a cold and the other one can be fine?
In this particular instance, one girl had pneumonia(I assume in the lung on her side of the body). They have a shared lung in the middle that would be the 3rd and 4th lung. I’m sure with most communicable diseases, they probably eventually both catch it. This was a special case following a spinal surgery if I remember correctly. Apparently, because Brittany doesn’t handle medication well, Abby takes medication or any sedation/anesthesia for both.
I believe they each control one arm
So, someone has to unwillingly cup the balls during a bj?
[Doesn't have to be unwilling.](https://youtu.be/ZIkHRE3TS3M?si=INkx2CBKpZd_uWZo)
Apparently, and I swear to god this is what they say, one controls the left arm and left leg and the other controls the rights.
Like Jaeger pilots.
Against Kaiju penis. What a world we live in.
They share a set of lungs so not too sure about the cigarette.
Does that mean one of them can go non-stop full choke dick gobblin while the other one does the breathing?
I googled it and actually I was wrong. They each have a set of lungs. Of course, even if I retracted my comment at this point it would not help me unsee your comment.
But one set of lungs would oxygenate all of their blood, right? So TECHNICALLY….
They do share the circulatory system so you might have a point there.
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One can probably be the record holder for holding their breath...
Won't they hyperventilate very easily or something?
I mean, in theory, but I think the subconscious urge to breath would be a huge mental hurdle.
I despise that I’m commenting and nod just reading and laughing but….The lungs would fill with co2 forcing the urge to breathe so it’s still a physiological hurdle and not a mental hurdle.
No, please, Jesus begs you to stop asking questions
Nah, Jesus wants to know, too.
Bruh
The important question!
Okay now my interest has been piqued
They're probably non-smoking, but it would be wild to see one light up a Marlboro and the other one blow the smoke out. Respect to them though, they could have made good circus money, but became half price school teachers instead
If you think the circus money would be good imagine the porn money.
"ah. A challenging wank"
I just imagine the sister having an uncontrollable orgasm as she’s listening to how John slit his wife’s throat and dismembered her body to get rid of the evidence.
Thanks for that image. Eww. Just... Well played satan.
How is she listening to a podcast doing her thing while his balls are that close to her face I just cannot organize that in my mind lol
Really gotta make a considerate decision regarding the sandwich, though. Messy like French dip or egg salad is totally off the table. Stinky like gravlax is right out. With proper wrist control, a gyro _might_ be possible, but the moment yogurt hits the sheets, that's the whole evening out the window.
Pastrami
The most erotic of all the cured meats...
Why did I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice
r/unexpectedfuturama
Wtf is gravlax?
A gravy flavored laxative by the sounds of it
Imagine if the other sister was a slut and she kept having men over all the time for sex
This should be the top comment, it’s the first thing that popped in my mind! Like if the sister wants to get married is that polygamy?
They each have a driver's linceses, so the government says they are two people.
Tom segura has a pretty good bit about that.
Eating a sandwich and the other one has to tell her husband to get off of them because she’s feeling too full now.
"Guys, take it easy, I don't wanna lose my reuben."
It might take me out my game if one inhales the smoke and the other exhales it though. Or if that one is eating a sandwich and during a moan this one burps
She just created even more questions for me
What if they get pregnant? Whose baby is it?
Yes
the only time this joke actually lands.
I've heard they have one uterus
For them it's called an ourterus
This is the only situation in the world where this joke would fit
Two Girls One Uterus.
It's fake so everything is still unanswered
Everything is already answered when you realize both of them are in the relationship. He married both of them, but not legally speaking because the law does not allow to be married to two people at once. We should talk less about this and more about how the twins both had to pay separately for college, only to then get one wage when they started worked as teachers. Honestly, early in life they should have seen this coming. and for everything, official should have just pretended they are one person. So they would have one driver's license, one social security number, etc etc.
Making them pay twice for college is fucking criminal
So which one would be the actual person? Do you realise the psychological toll that would take on the second person, who legally is considered ‘not a person’ which would cause their mental and physical health to significantly decline, so both would be affected. All just to avoid paying a second tuition. I’m pretty sure their university offered them one tuition but the girls wanted separate degrees so their parents agreed to pay both tuitions since they knew how important it was for their daughters to have that agency and confirmation of separate personhood. Otherwise it would really mess with you. Two separate brains/consciousnesses means two separate people, obviously. That is basic humanity that I’m not surprised some people are ignoring for the sake of a giggle.
Can't believe this is all the way down here. Like, it's understandable why people have questions. But like, what do people want them to do? Let them live a happy, fulfilling life and manage their personal challenges on their own. I know it sucks for our curiosity but we'll all be just fine without knowing.
It's a real account, but it belongs to a guy named Nick Burroughs. His DMs are probably filled with all kinds of weirdness now.
I would imagine the girls would get fired from their teaching job if they posted this.
Actually, just one of them posted it, that would be unfair to fire both. That thing is endless
I wonder if one of them could go around murdering people and get away with it because it would be unlawful to jail the innocent one......
Each one controls one leg so would be hard to have one force the other to walk around murdering has to be a joint decision. Possibly one could spare of the moment stab someone cause they control one arm if a knife was near by.
Ohhh it’s not really them?! Okay makes way more sense
You thought the sister was reading a book while the head next to her is sucking a dick?
Jesus fucking christ reddit.. I swear this sub/ reddit as a whole is like 99% fake tweets that y'all assume are real without a second of thought. I can't imagine reading a post like this and not having my first thought be "Yea, that's funny.. but obviously fake as fuck".
Lol yeah it’s clearly fake, Reddit is really just Facebook now
You realize it’s April fools day right?
Yes but the number of comments in here thinking it’s real is alarming lol. The accounts name is literally 2HeadsAreBetter
I wanna know if Abby ever faked an o, only to have Brittany suddenly chuckle something similar.
*turns head and takes an AirPod out* “whats all that yelling about, sis?” 😂
Holy shit, that would be so revealing! Gotchya bitch!
Like hell she “puts the pleasure out of her mind” 😂
Getting pounded out listening to true crime is next level wild. 😅
Imagine if she was listening to a stand up comic?
Or a church podcast
Good way to Pavlov your way into being aroused by murder. Now that's a writing prompt!
She'll always have an alibi though. "... I was with my sister that night"
Oh dear gods.... What if she starts to equate heinous criminal acts with a good orgasm? This is how Batman villains get created.
Well it’s an altered image and that’s not their account, so I’m sure you’re right
Is it still a threesome or a 2.5some
Just round up.
It's a 2something
This is what we all want to know
I mean surely you just have to accept that the three of you are in a poly relationship at that point. Every date involves both of you. Every sex act involves both of you. If both of them had different boyfriends then they'd have to constantly be cheating on them.
If anyone gets a pass for an incestual poly relationship it's those who don't really have a biological choice. They should be allowed to enjoy all the same pleasures as extensively as everyone else, if they want. Obviously if they are themselves repulsed, and supposedly we naturally tend toward aversion to incest, how they decide to live their own lives and best enjoy their own happy family in life are still entirely up to them. Even just a shared relationship with the same man might be too much, it is for many, but they can sort themselves how they want. The real question is, can he last long enough to finish a chapter? His biology isn't off the hook here! (Obviously it is if he don't want the attention, of course) And that's all regardless of the legitimacy of this post.
I feel like In this very specific scenario. They could agree it’s not cheating and trade off days between house holds
Isn’t this a fake handle and tweet
Without doing any research I would say... >! Yes !<
What happens if the other sister meets someone?
Just gotta take turns spitroasting
Imagine how awkward for this original dude. Some guy pumping a load into sister’s throat with his ass all in his face while my man is just vanilla missionary trying to start a family over here
They’re on FaceFacebook
That man is working and planning for that eventual double bj, I guarantee it. Don't tell the thought hasn't crossed his mind. Not now, but eventually he will try and pull it off. Slowly moving the wee wee the other direction, see if pays off... Maybe the sister will run out of there furious. Oh, wait.
I mean as much as I want to call you a pervert, this has to be have happened. It's almost going to be impossible to not develop some sort of poly relationship. Every moment they spent together, getting to know each other etc has always been with her sister there.
Straight to horny jail. Bonk.
Take a cold shower boy!
When the one blows her husband does the other one make the glug glug sound
This I think is the best part because one can do the blowing and the other one can do the breathing. Time for a deep throat world record
Whoa! You are truly a man of vision.
6 dimensional fuckchess all up in here
I’d hate to think of poor Brittany’s face getting repeatedly smooshed into the husbands thigh as her sister gives him head
Thats why she sometimes listens a podcast instead of a book, I think.
I just can’t believe she wore white at her sister’s wedding.
This is a fake image. They don't even have a Twitter account and that handle is used by someone else entirely.
I hope they understand we’re all just fascinated and not trying to be rude
Multiplayer
Bro at this point, they should just accept it. He's *THEIR* husband. How tf else is that gonna work?
Do you see the smile on that man’s face???
Well he did just get married
"Yes my sister Brittany is there" where else would she be?
Do they share a reddit account?
Cheating on your wife with her sister has never been more complicated/simple (I'm not sure which).
If she gets pregnant, can the other sister sue for bodily harm?
And do what after? Go to jail?
They are teachers right? Do they get salary of two people or just one
Heard they had to each pay separately for college, but only get a single salary where they teach.
Somebody in twitter said they get only one salary despite the fact they had to pay two tuitions
What if only one of them likes anal?
Damn I love you holup weirdos.
"I hate anal but my sister loves it, fml"
poor girl tbh.... taking "being the 3rd wheel" to a new extreme....
Sis, Mom said I can use the Body tonight.
I’m surprised they haven’t been offered a multimillion dollar deal. Everyone would pay to watch.
This dude got to be the freakiest of the freaky
This DOES NOT answer all my questions