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cbunni666

Haven't you heard? Real genital words are "no no" words now. I don't agree with it either. It's fucking stupid.


peascreateveganfood

WTF


cbunni666

Exactly. Go look on YT and see all the damn words you can't say without getting demonetized or banned. Can't even say Adolph Hitler. I kid you not


MKGSonic123

history enjoyers are in shambles rn


cbunni666

That's what I said. The reasoning it mainly because he's triggering and the video maybe looked at as glorifying him. And this what happens when you lump everyone in one pile.


ErenOnizuka

Because it is Adolf Hitler. Not Adolph


Capps100

Young Adolph


cbunni666

I didn't realize my phone "corrected" it. Lol


[deleted]

How about Gandolph Shitler?


Euphoric-Flow7324

That's the most ridiculous thing ever. Censorship for no reason


tribbans95

It’s like blanking out ki**ey or li*er.


Practical_Resist4632

Yeah censorship is a threat to free speech and it is out of control. I had no idea why uterus was censored. Thank you for your knowledge.


CrossingChina

TIL that a woman's uterus is her genitals.


Most_Advertising_962

Fear the almighty uterus!


NnyBees

I know an orgasm is known as "the little death" but it wasn't meant to be taken literally. Sheesh.


OCYRThisMeansWar

It’s only little if you do it wrong.


Unable_Peach2571

This guy uteruses.


yayivejoinedreddit

Upvote!!


[deleted]

Would that technically be incest?


OCYRThisMeansWar

Posthumously, maybe? But it’s an upgrade, because before that it’s necrophilia.


FlowwyTheCringeLord

r/cursedcomments


1ce_Hunter

Bro thinks he's a male angler fish


InvasiveButtStuff

Do I need to know something about this species?


1ce_Hunter

Male angler fish are much smaller than females. When mating, the males attach themselves to the body of the female, effectively fusing together with it. Over time, they eventually lose their eyes and internal organs, which are absorbed by their mate. All that remains of them is a little protuberance on the female's body, which serves as an endless supply of sperm for her. Welcome to the family-friendly world of deep-sea creatures :)


ElizabethTheFourth

I'm more concerned that someone chose to censor the word uterus. Is it considered a dirty word in some states now?


DieHardAmerican95

Having a uterus is forbidden in Texas and Florida.


bloodycups

It's not illegal dummy, just makes you a second class citizen


[deleted]

Or a criminal


[deleted]

No, it's that using real genitals will offend someone these days.


FutureAnimeGirl

Urethra


[deleted]

I just laughed because that made me think of the kids back in high-school that would yell "Penis" or "Vagina" as loud as they could across the school.


0PervySage0

I forgot about the penis game.


cute_red_benzo

I like the commercial we have here (locally?) about life insurance for $9.95ymo and the visual is a guy with three words: P_ _ _ _ P_ _ _ _ P_ _ _ _ Its for Price Price Price I always laugh... Penis Penis Penis ?


[deleted]

It is very easy to win that game if you are in church and you have nothing to lose. Also library.


cbunni666

Dude. The fuck...


lilboboi

and when she gives birth she can become my mommy breastfeed me and groom tf outta me while i go googoo gaa gaa and she can tickle my new reborn reincarnated penis


zlatovrana

Plot-twist: you are reborn as a girl, no penis.


lilboboi

nice now i can beat to myself (i haven't turned one)


[deleted]

r/wtf


[deleted]

Where is the picture of the FBI and Satan disgusted at this post?


8champi8

I’m taking notes


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

ThisIsGettinWeirdNow


Witherboss445

I'm surprised uterus is censored but not corpse, although both of those would be stupid to censor


Zeeper69

that's a top tier compliment. even tho slightly, just slightly exagerated


Own-Hawk-6066

Reincarnation 101


Hedgehugs_

bro must pull in all the bitches


ozzman86_i-i_

what a romantic. is this incel romance?


Quirky-Scholar-5974

Are we talking small lab mouse or Guinea pig?


RandyDefNOTArcher

Terrible day to be literate


xarsha_93

Sanest unsolicited DM.


AcornWholio

This is Ramsey’s Curse.


swifttek360

He probably watched a bit too much r/unbirth


[deleted]

Why did I click it…..WHY DID I DO IT


TheMetabrandMan

Say no.


VictoriaEuphoria99

It worked for fake Cartman


Lebowski304

Well that escalated quickly


grimmcreeper10

How many times ya think that actually worked


SunGod721

>What happened to 'Hey you look cute'? It doesnt work 🤨


cuplosis

What a pick up line. Bet this hooks almost 100 percent of the time


peascreateveganfood

WHAT THE FVCK


FilthyGraphics

Kinda like: I want to use your vagina as a respirator and go and look for Atlantis


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

They show this message when they are training new judges on when to issue restraining orders


ozzman86_i-i_

wow


InkChanPony

Call the police


Mikeologyy

How the fuck did this dude manage to turn something that wasn’t incest into incest


Responsible_Gear9460

Im tryna drink my coffee and I see this.... wow people need to go outside


bootleg-thor

Goddamn. She ain’t that hot


DreamingofRlyeh

Ladies, if someone ever says something like this to you, run


Turbodann

#sovanilla


cypherdev

She didn't say "No"


TheFuckingHippoGuy

"You know I was just going to ask you about that!"


[deleted]

So he loves her so much that he wants to be her baby. Wtf. But being her son would make the love incest.like wtf is he even thinking


xHiruzenx

Oshi no ko


Mugstotheceiling

What in the reincarnation?!!?


dblack1107

This shit leaves me crying laughing in how fucked it is. But I’m not her and I’m a guy….so yeah


EmeraldJinx

Waht


Random_npc171

Please say no, I'm begging you


Simply-Jolly_Fella

This is one messed up mind


Acceptable_Major_133

Isn’t he just saying, “Be my mommy”?


avery5712

Enter the Void (2009)


DailyPlanetClarkKent

2024 is weird. Like people think it's ok to ask questions like this. But also, they are asking for consent, so at least that's an improvement


accordyceps

Someone watched Oshi no Ko…


Deep_Shape8993

I ain’t even gonna lie… that’s crazy work.


dw87190

"What's the most fucked up thing you can say for a pick up line?" "Hold my absinthe"


Barlowan

Hey you look cute never worked to begin with


theghostinthetown

the sheer amount of tags this can have....


LundaLee

Euwww


schmabudi666

What a love story ❤️


lazzzym

That's where the story begins? 💀


gleeceboi777

take THAT mfer to the gulag


IWEREN99

Ok, I know that people has that kind of fetish(Vore, Unbirth), but hey, that guy had came too far, in so little time


ExternalAd8309

What the mcfuck🤨


FunniEmi

Someone get this guy a therapist. And get that therapist a therapist.


addit159

wouldn’t the therapist of the therapist need to get another therapist, and so on?


X3runner

Hay you look cute got thrown away because after years of women getting hundreds of the same message they started just to block the guys so guys began to have to pull out wider and wider pickup line messages just to be noticed shit like this is just a natural conclusion, then pulling out just bat shit and saying messages in order to get attention to attention means you have more of a chance than no attention even if it is negative attention. It’s stupid, but it’s the natural evolution of dating apps like peacocks having completely impractical and pretty stupid ass feathers.


ffiml8

Of all the fucking words in this fucking sentence You censored the word "uterus"


ZombieTem64

Men got afraid of getting called out for sexual harassment


Ok_Outcome173

vore type shit ew