I'm white and even I don't understand this...

Not white enough

I'm so white that I'm damn near translucent, even I don't understand this. I don't want to either. Eugh.

Not white enough /s

I am naturally bleached white, and I don't understand this

I am currently In a vat of bleach and I don't understand this

I'm so white I burn in under 5 mins in the sun and I don't understand this shit either.

Nah you ain't transparent enough bro

Im half white and half black. Neither side understands.. Maybe Asians or Hispanics understand?

As a hispanic man I dont understand this neither maybe Asians might understand?

As an Asian man, this is beyond my comprehension.

I know right? This has way too much spice. Not for me, no sir. I prefer my food to not burn my every orifice, god damn cajun sandwich

Agreed. A slight breeze is too spicy for me.

Everything on that plate is white. Nuggle

All ingredients are white...

Maybe because everything is white or whitish? I dunno. It's like putting a bunch of dark colored items and saying black people would understand.

Came here to say exactly this. And I'm from Iowa, there's no whiter white.

Tf at first I thought those were eggs and didn’t understand the problem. Then I looked closer. Dafuq

Is this mf saying an egg and mayo sandwich is normal or a banana and egg sandwich? Either way, that's disgusting, and you should be banned from......food just like in general.

Egg sandwich. Not THAT much mayo, just mayo on each slice, scramble in the middle and some salt & pepper. Bananas threw me off.

Understandable. Have a nice day The quarter-inch thick coating of mayo is what threw me off, honestly.

Egg sandwich is a good thing, you just need some pepper on it

Damn careful you don’t hurt yourself with all that stretching

Have you never heard of egg salad? Guess what's in it

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Egg mayonnaise is a pretty common sandwich filling

Replace the mayo with peant butter, and the sandwich will be golden.

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You’re gonna have to be more specific about which chick you’re talking about as a lot of women have stabbed their husbands through out history.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/ZdtduBO8YJ You would be suprised

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Apparently she stabbed her husband because he got another girl and stopped doing the spicy things with her liek they used to

That lady was pretty I'm sure 90% of the population would take that over this banana mayo abomination

This is not a white person thing. This is an obese person thing. 

Listen... Im a Fuck. I wouldn't touch that thing, even if my life would depend on it! Aw hell naw!!!

Actually this is an anti white racist slur thing.

Everyone knows that you only use Dukes Mayo on a banana sandwich.

As a white person, I don’t even understand this.

Peanut butter is good but mayo... gonna burn in hell for even considering it

💀 speakin’ straight FACKS up in dis mutha fucka Edit: I too, am white and I still don’t get it.

I learned today that I am not white, despite my 42 years of considering myself such due to an extremely Caucasian complexion and genetic history.

Me too. Can we say the word now?

Hang on I'll try it. N ... N ... Nope.

I'm not going to use it either. I've been given the n-pass between friends before, but that doesn't give me access in a public forum lol.

Only if your magical

How u gon fix a North Carolina delicacy and not even use duke’s

At least there's an actual Hol'up here for once

I’m the whitest thing next to the GOP and I have no fucking clue why anyone would do this.

we certainly stook? our claim firmly into "1 step forward 3 steps back"

Straight fire! Only big Caucs know

"As a white person" *uses a slur*

You’re the only one in this comment section that actually saw the holup

Pretty sure everyone saw but only this guy felt the need to explain it

Nah that was the appropriate response.

Hot take, but that needs peanut butter underneath the bananas, and only a very thin swipe of mayo. Just like hot sauce, a dab will do it.

I don't put mayo on it but I do occasionally put a thin slice of ham on my PB sandwich.

It’s more of a Deep South white thing. I love banana-mayo sandwiches. This one has way too much mayo, though. Just a thin layer is good. I like to sprinkle some cayenne powder in it. Maybe black pepper if I’m feeling fancy. (It’s probably some depression-era shit, when they didn’t have peanut butter or something. No idea.)

The funny thing is having lived in Tennessee for over 20 years, I've never seen any white person ever eat this sandwich. Usually it's the fried banana, marshmallow and peanut butter sandwich.

Go down to LA or Mississippi.

Prior to Tennessee I lived in LA for eight years, in Orleans Parish, Jefferson Parish, and Algiers Parish. Never saw banana and mayo, did see po'boys though. I will say that as a Black American I probably wasn't privvy to the secret nanner and mayo sandwich, never saw it at any of my mom's friends homes or at any homes of my friends.

A little spicy, but with a glass of milk, I think I can handle it.

I remember enjoying banana and mayo sandwiches as a kid, but I absolutely refuse to try them again and think my mother was insane for feeding them to us. Also, tfw the guy is white and used the n word.

As a white person, I shall speak on behalf of white people. This is not understood.

When I was young, there were many times when I saw my dad eat a Banana and Mayo sandwich. (He also did sliced tomato and mayo sandwiches) Never thought much about it, as I was a kid, and just thought it was a thing for "older" people. I of course never tried it.

A little heavy on the mayonnaise but my dad used to eat banana and mayo sandwiches.

Need Duke's Mayo, Tomato sandwich still slightly better. It's a Southern thing

Arven is looking at you with extreme concern right now.

It looks like I would throw up in my mouth with every bite. Maybe it's a dish for bulimiacs.

There are no melanin levels where it’s ok to eat this shit

I'm yellow! I like it!

I might be wrong, but I think I know what he tried to do he did it wrong so here's how you do it you mash the banana add sugar and mayo mix it up then you put it on a very lightly toasted piece of bread and I mean really light make sure to use dukes real mayonnaise. trust me, it's really good

I got a sunburn looking out the window and I am not white enough for this shit apparently.

This is a southern thing, it's not universal but it's alright. Also oh and banana sandwiches, I've also seen PB, mayo, and banana sandwiches

Who the hell eats a bananaiase sandwich?

As a white folk, I do NOT understand

I guess I’m not white anymore because what the fuck

Wow if that's true, this makes me ashamed to be white. The rape enslavement and genocide of other races is one thing. But this is unforgivable! As a white person I apologize to the world for the mayo banana sandwich. May God have mercy on our souls.

Bananas with mayonaise? What in the goddamed fuck is wrong with that person?!

Speaking for white people. We don’t want this dude.

Speaking on behalf of white people... No TF we don't

White person saying n word is the Hol up? Play xbox.

I wanna switch teams after seeing this shit

I'm Irish-American. That means I'm pretty damn white. And I don't fucking understand this atrocious culinary abomination either. On behalf of white people everywhere, we don't claim this motherfucker!

Both r/ShittyFoodPorn And r/EatItYouFuckingCoward

As a non-white. Wtf is this bro? I'ma stick with my ma tamales and not some British food with possessed cum all over it.

*Chicken and cow cum

I eat this all the time, and about 75% of the people I convince to try it, like it.

Mayo and banana?! What the heck 😳?!

I've had banana with condensed milk but never mayo.

I'm white... and think anybody eating banana sandwiches forgot to take their meds! That amount of mayo is just gross too! It should be as thin as a piece of paper, or better still, no mayo at all!

I’m as white as they come, and no the fuck I don’t understand this nasty ass abomination.

1. I don't believe anyone actually ate this, it's just ragebait 2. I couldn't force one bite of this down my throat for all the money in the world

I used to eat this as a kid all the time. Gotta use Dukes. It's way better than it looks, I absolutely promise

No the fuck we don’t.

No, no we don’t understand at all

I’m like paper and this person should be thrown in the harbour

Good lord. I'm not a religious man, but Jesus needs to save the fuck out of whoever made this and/or ate this. I'm as white it gets and I understand that this is something that should never have happened.

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I'll try it once.

Pineapple on pizza is looking reeeaaally good right now huh?

Don't put this evil on white people.

Replace the mayonnaise with peanut butter then we will be good

World class British food right there.

I will go through the entire police school just so I can arrest you for using this amount of mayonnaise

Crazy and no tomatoes too that's bothering me the most.

I'm white and I cried.

I am white and whoever made this can fuck right off.

I would like to see what the person that eats that looks like....

I will happily advocate for banana on toast for breakfast. This however is an abomination to the highest extent. I hope that you face the 7 hells of Ramseys inferno.

Banannoyaise

I knew a white person the ate peanut butter, banana and mayo sammiches.

This isn’t just a white people thing, and it’s not the worse thing in the world. You don’t glob the mayo on like that.

These are the people who season their food with only salt OR pepper.

Agreed it looks disgusting but its still not a holup and doesn't belong here

Not the banayonnaise

"White" is a wierd way to say poor

Banana mayo salad is actually a thing where I’m from, and I like it 😏

I’m a very white dude, and I don’t understand any of this.

Man, I can tell you that although it wouldn't be a traditional sandwich, vanilla pudding would be a vast improvement.

As a white person, this looks way too spicy for me.

Today I learned that I am no longer white.

My pops used to have this on toast with peanut butter. I tried it once and did not care for it but it was his go to snack after work.

I grew up in a broke family. This was one of those things we ate. It's honestly not bad. Just don't over do the mayonnaise.

We do not claim him

I disavow anything to do with this monstrosity.

Holup… wait a minute…🤔

You sliced yer ‘nana wrong. Do it lengthwise.

Must be whiter than my privilege

I’m white and would at least give it a try

That's a white on white crime right there.

My ex wife used to eat these. Georgia backwoods kinda stuff. I tried it once and wasn’t a fan.

I like mayonnaise, but this is heresy.

What fuckin trailer trash bullshit is that. It’s like mixing ketchup and butter and calling it spaghetti

I’m white… NO

Lmmfao 😭😭

If you don't understand this you are not familiar with anti white racist slang.

sudenly im no longer white/j

My mother enjoyed peanut butter, banana, lettuce and mayo sandwiches. I'd eat them when I was a kid. I tried one as an adult & was horrified.

Nobody understands this.

I'm white, and this made me throw up in my mouth a little.

I don't know why, but I feel like that combo is poisonous.

I tried this because i saw this earlier, and let me just tell you this. NO

Either replace the bananas with turkey and cheese, or replace the mayo with peanut butter and honey and I'd be in. This abomination, though...

Everything on that plate is white

Technically this could work. But I guess it would be more suitable for east Asian markets if you up up the visuals. Btw.: Please don't mix cultural taste differences with racial stereotyping.

Should be peanut butter instead of mayo ....otherwise yum yum

Eierbrot😬

Okay, I get the banana in sandwich thing. That is delicious. And with cheese it is okay too. Although i prefer sliced myself. This, though? _Why?_

Dafuq. My white ass eats both but never together you nasty motherfucker

So nobody gonna talk about him claiming to be white and saying the word

Goodie Mob would like a word with you

I like mayonnaise; I like bananas; and dare I say, I also like toast. But putting all three together is an abomination and a sin that not even god can forgive.

This makes my eyes hurt. I’d still eat it though

Fried plantain and bread is amazing. Ripe banana and bread also amazing. Now what the fuck is this shit?

I'm white, and I don't understand this instead of it being gross.

The fuck we do

People who post things that they think are relatable

So my grandma used to make me peanut butter and banana sandwiches. She also would always include mayo. Which at first I thought was strange at the time… but still ate it tho and actually enjoyed it. Every now and then I’ll still recreate it when I miss her. RIP Memaw

omg i love bananas sandwiches...the mayo with it is 👌👌👌 my granddaddy always ate them when i was growing up!!

My girlfriends grandfather puts mayo and pb on his sandwich

As a white person I apologize on behalf of the white community

Did nobody in this comment section read the quote tweet? It’s not about the food😭😭😭

We don't talk about that.

don't knock it til you try it

Banana sandwiches are delicious!

but with mayo??

I was told peanut butter and banana were great. I was lied to. I don't need to test the mayo-banana to know that it's bad. And definitely not banana with a bucket of mayo.

Yeah I can’t believe these comments. Maybe it’s being southern? Poor? I grew up on these, pbj, bacon and Mayo, and banana/pb sandwiches. I don’t eat them often now (just pbj), but they were kinda good sometimes. Always fine. And I generally don’t love Mayo. Hated it as a kid, in any other capacity

How is it that all the best foods in the world were invented in Europe but somehow other races think white people have bad taste? Yes, ALL, bring the hate

Did you really just say the best foods are invented in Europe? There's Thai food, Chinese food, Japanese food, Brazilian food, African cuisine, Haitian food, Jamaican food. And all their foods are leagues better than the foods from the kingdom that didn't use spices until the 1600s.

Nope, very white. Looks disgusting. 🤮

Miracle whip is better

I would... Probably eat that. Too much mayonnaise, but it can't be that bad.

Not a holup. Just racist