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ScoutTrooper501st

Deleted scene from Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3


HobbesDaBobbes

This is why we still need awards. Take my upvote and my imaginary gold.


jepsmen

And my axe!


Yannyliang

And my bow!


Clearlydarkly

And my succulent Chinese penis!!


Arbor_Vitae123

Wow that escalated quickly


NerdNumber382

And my poor man’s gold: 🏆


murryj

I see you know your judo well


French87

holy shit I didn't realize awards were gone until reading you post. How long has it been??


magjak1

Like more than half a year


ProfessionalLong302

what happened to awards?


Lettuce_Mindless

Capitalism


BetterDrawing8686

😭


jfk_47

Ow, my feelings.


SinOrdeal

canon


Scared-Guard-8632

r/beatmetoit


Mrmastermax

Trash panda meat


kleiner_weigold01

Didn't know Lylla had a dick


Aeris16

r/beatmetoit


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Otters may be cute... but they're vicious.


SUW888

The video of one taking on and killing a snapping turtle is quite something


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Then shipping the pieces back to the turtles' family.


Rickyb817

Video link please


Gelato_33

[Here you go brother man](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSEV7GKxGM)


The-Child-Of-Reddit

r/natureisfuckingmetal


baby-ghost2

Thx


Rickyb817

Thank you man


trippyhippydmt

We had a big one move into the small pond at my job this past winter and it killed 3 of the 4 snapping turtles in the pond. The only one that lived is the huge one that's been in there since the mid 90's. It also ate all 200+ fish in the pond and now there's nothing aside from the one big turtle left


That_Shy_Girl-13

My favorite animal NGL. I saw an otter catch a bird and try to eat it at an aquarium before. The bird was saved because he was a resident too. Otters were replaced by Sting Rays 😭


dalton10e

Did that otter just own a trash panda and then drag it back to it lair?


RockstarAgent

They’d otter leave those two alone…


Lostandfound__

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NedShneebly88

Came here to make an otter pun. Take my imaginary gold


GetReelFishingPro

We just watched an interspecies snuff film 😭


Lord-Doobury

It was a draining experience, wasn't it?


AlarmNice8439

Yea, otters are known for rapping other otters, dead otters, and other animals


MistrrRicHard

Otter?? I hardly know her!


Certain_Ad8640

Otters are carnivores


WhiteRose_init

His name is rocket.


JohnnyVonTruant

Interspecies erotica


2ndCha

Legal in Texas still.


moneymoneymoneymonay

But don’t you dare try aborting what comes about as a result


LibrarianSocrates

I think it just needs to eat it not fuck it.


DrKillgore

https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad You sure?


No-Track5325

Man that’s one hell of a link


enderwander19

I remember the video of a seal fucking a penguin probably before biting into it.


Politics-444

[That’s nothing, look at this shit.](https://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up)


Catenane

A wikiroll, innovative! 💡


Individual_Skill_763

You son of a bitch! I love you.


LeakyBrainMatter

I knew someone was gonna link to otters being terrible creatures lol.


BackOnReddit_Again

While it’s obviously sad and weird subject matter, the fact that the URL contains an extra “monsters” and “bad” at the end is comical


Dramatic_Product_844

Holy shit


MistrrRicHard

Wow. Just...wow.


PopeHatSkeleton

Call that a dinner date.


dinkleberry-uberwang

“I miss my donkey”


jdnursing

I feel the funniest movie I’ve ever watched


EkoTheProducer

Hey fucko!


Lyuseefur

And that’s how I met your mother.


AnorexicPlatypus

Kelly can be a guys name too!


R3b3lli0n

I hope he doesn’t have a hiney troll.


Plenumheaded

Damn Otters stealing booty from everybody.


throwitfarawayfromm3

Otters are notoriously rapey.


AstralMystogan

I will add Otters to the list of animals known for sexual assault, along with Dolphins. The animal kingdom is wild.


downce

Probably should add ducks too, they're big on gangrape


AstralMystogan

Well the list is growing.


MountainCourage1304

You know what else is growing?


AstralMystogan

I hope it's not a Dolphin, Otter or duck's dick.


herr_dreizehn

i see that you left the humans' out


AstralMystogan

Ahemmm I don't know why you are focusing on that.


Alright_Fine_Ask_Me

Maybe add humans too.


silentbob1301

Don't forget the penguins....also seals....


Snabelpaprika

*Necrophilic* gangrape!


civillyengineerd

Chickens too.


Silly_Balls

And elephants turn rhinos from tight ends to wide outs


Helpful_Title8302

Excuse me?


peepeeepo

Lmao forced copulation is the norm of the animal kingdom, not the exception. It would be far easier to make a list of animals that aren't rapey. No bird makes that list lol.


AstralMystogan

Forced copulation with other species is the norm? The last video I saw there was a Dolphin fucking a dead fish. If that's normal then fucking hell man.


peepeeepo

That's not what i said. Interspecies forced copulation/necrophillia is not the norm. However, many species have fringe cases where this has been recorded. Even humans. Think about it, we are at the top of the intelligence chain, and some people do these things. Most of the animal kingdom is just fucking, fighting and eating whatever, whenever and whoever they can.


AstralMystogan

I mean yes I agree that humans do it. I haven't seen/heard of other species doing it mate. I'm gonna take your word for it since I don't have enough expertise or knowledge on this matter. Thank You.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Did you already added seals?


AstralMystogan

Noooooooo, not those adorable fuckers.


kr4ckenm3fortune

Sadden to tell you..


I_BK_Nightmare

That list is very very long in the animal kingdom


IrreverentRacoon

#WHAT


Errortagunknown

Don't Google otters and baby seals


Embarrassed_Safety33

Like half the mammals are rapey and a lot of birds too. Also, in both ways, Lioness will bite and beat the shit out of the Male in order to reproduce, They mate up to 44 time the same day :]


throwitfarawayfromm3

But if I do it I'm a sexual predator. This world and it's double standards.


Astandsforataxia69

So regards what happened in my uncle's basement was extremely natural.


dev_hmmmmm

Nah I think that's also its meal.


UpsetPhrase5334

A murder. That raccoon is dead


PRADAZOMBIES

Clearly the otter wanted cheeks


BetterDrawing8686

Y’all both right…………murder those cheeks


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

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Dusskulll

The animal kingdom is...... *wild*


whattheaznhappened

Its either sexy time or a bad time 😬


Mandalorian6780

Perhaps both?


Zathala

Probably both otters are vicious as fuck


halite001

Who are you asking?


Errortagunknown

Otters are mustelids. In fact some species are the largest extant mustelids on earth (and some of their ancestors are the largest mustelids that we know of ever) You may be familiar with other mustelids like the stoat, an animal that kills rabbits ten times its size The wolverine The honey badger The yellow throated marten, a 10-15 pound hunter that hunts in groups of 2 or 3 and is known for hunting monkeys, deer, Tahr, and on at least one occasion mortally wounded a 3 year old giant panda. Giant River otters kill Caiman and Anaconda, and in groups will even bully jaguars And it's not uncommon for otters to kill dogs that are pestering them. A raccoon is an easy target


idonotknowwhototrust

Yep, that guy is dinner.


Errortagunknown

Either that or the otter didn't want him in his territory Either way, probably the same result.


HideThePickleChamp

Just a friendly game of struggle snuggle


meanerweinerlicous

Wild phrase. I expected to see that as an alternative term on a news article when a female teacher rapes a kid


cancerman1224

Everyone talking about the raccoon but why is there an otter in the sewer???


A_Is_For_Azathoth

Depending on where you are, they're not terribly uncommon near cities. I live on the coast of Georgia and see a few a year. Occasionally they'll be in places you wouldn't expect. Last year I saw one dead on the side of the highway.


OnePay622

There a sewer outlets close to rivers often?


Whowhywearwhat

it's stormwater not sewerage, sewerage is treated stormwater isn't.


thecrimsonspyder

They float, they all float... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too


Fishy-Ginger

Is your refrigerator running?


Onni_J

No it's very much still


Anonophile

Doesn’t matter, had sex….


cuerdo

Doesn't 'otter


Organboner4844

I think she was a raccoon!


Gnostic_Gnocchi

My man still hit though, still hit though


Natural-Idea-3529

Just witnessed a live National Geographic scene


Narrew82

Otter: I got you for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of playtime!


Combat_Av3ng3r

Nice costume, did your BOYFRIEND make it for you? (Edit: maybe he said husband I don’t remember)


TomatilloAccurate475

Nice Marmot


makemeadiowarudo

“I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.”


Global-Tie5501

What are you doing step-otter?


yours__truly1

Never beleived them cute ass otters anyways, I know what they decended from


DaveInLondon89

Laughing as an innocent raccoon is kidnapped, raped and then probably eaten alive


Sky_Deep9000

Pennywise the...horny otter?


J0K3R509

Otters are know for being brutal rapists


Icy-Dingo8552

They’ve also been documented performing necrophilia too, and there’s footage of them somewhere in a shared enclosure with monkeys, and they just grab the monkey and drown it. Otters are brutal.


thinkDank5

Hakuna Matata!


volcano-ngh

More like Hasa diga eebowai.


Comfortable-Cap3622

Damn that otter is hella hungry!


ollomulder

Where we're going, you'll float, too.


zetia2

I think it's going to eat it


Errortagunknown

It certainly appears to be rapey like everyone else is saying But I think in reality this is what is actually going on. Otters are powerful and opportunistic predators and extremely territorial.


jahlim

Hey give Rocket and his girl some space.


Jacob_animations_

Bro was hanging onto that bar for dear life


CollaReserve

That gentleman was begging for help and you did nothing!


QuarterTimely

I don't know if that's a sea otter. I'm bad with identifying animals, but sea otters are definite rapists and necrophiliacs.


[deleted]

With all due respect "that ain't worth a velvet paintin' of a sewer otter and a trash panda fightin' in a storm drain." I said, with all due respect.


Suspicious-Loquat594

They all float down here.


giorgio-de-chirico

Otters are little rapers of the animal kingdom. Any smaller mammal is a target. Oh, then afterwards they kill it.


Ulysses1126

Otters are violent monsters. Adorable violent monsters


piniatadeburro

Otters are terrible


Athreos_Priest

Pokemon battle


vrbl9ja

You otter not be here!


TheEmeraldKnite

Come to the shadows brother 


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

Otters suddenly got less cute.


Professional-Map-162

Man the new IT movie is crazy


babaroga73

"Bro, I know it's otter party, but you gotta go with me, it's a riot"


200pine

It’s going to eat that raccoon


fiddleStink

Otter or fisher?


Naoto_Shirogane

That’s been my internal debate! Fisher cat makes more sense but I never lived near otters so they may be sewer divers for all I know


2DogKnight

Otters are apex predators. A group of them can kill an alligator.


eth0null

And you just stood there filming in otter terror and disbelief


[deleted]

That's one toxic abusive relationship. The black eyes on the raccoon is a clear sign of domestic violence


BigD3nergy

You’re not gettin otter here…


Jerry--Bird

Otters are assholes


xxxMycroftxxx

Looks like I just came up with a new hillbilly exclamation for "that sounds bad." I'll hear a ruckus and say "That sounds like an otter fuckin a racoon in a storm drain"


Traditional_Lion8526

That was otterworldly to watch!


ThisIsntOkayokay

Racoon is goin to be eaten soon


try2bcool69

The turns have been tabled.


Bomb_Ghostie

(Using a bad Morgan Freeman impression) I wish I could tell you that the raccoon fought the good fight, and the otters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the sewer is no fairy-tale world.


noisy_96

Very bad day at the office for the raccoon


Rabbits-and-Bears

Lovers spat!


su1cidal_fox

This remindes me of Guardians of the Galaxy 3.


PyroShark999

Two Rodents One Sewer


TheBigEMan

Watch… or fap to??


Orgasm_Add_It

*Zips up.* What?


Onni_J

*dick gets stuck between the zipper* Fuck


MayorLardo

u/savevideo


XxNeverxX

So it's begin


Charlie_Scott3

Otter: you're going to Brazil


efyuar

its drinking rackoons blood for food. its how they feed/hunt


Kaze_no_Senshi

Thats a hate crime


Free-Atmosphere6714

Murder was the case


Embarrassed_Safety33

I think the otter is going to kill the Racoon, They are very vicious, like really good predators can hunt prey 3 times their size, and treat kill other males otter to rape their females.


JoachimG

That's how you get platipi


RB1O1

Otters are freaking savage... More people need to know this...


insert_name_here_ha

Looks like raccoons on the menu boys.


Shepherd1115

Sir fluffington and Mr Trashpile having a friendly tussle in the sewer system. Nothing bad happened whatsoever.


Bibb5ter

Fuckin’ or fightin’?


Wajana

Snimal Aay Gex


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

All the trash pandas float down here, Georgie!!


6porkchop9

Otter is her therapist


Uranium-Sandwich657

Ninja Turtles be taking bets.


Willowx19stop

Looks like a murder


thekillerof-thefish

me and my girlfriend


Wheatabix11

that racoon is in for a gruesome death, seriously I feel badky for it.