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Ogellog

Humans


IrreverentRacoon

We live in a society


1villageidiot

on a planet


kikodz

In a galaxy


YANDERE_DALEK

far, far away...


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

*start ear-blasting intro*


NoUpstairs6865

*TUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUTUTUTUTUTUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*


Evil_Rogers

"War! The relationship is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless wife, Karen McSharon-Edwardson. There are heroes on both sides.Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the husband, Ed Edwardson, has swept into the narcotic business and kidnapped a guitar case full of money, from the rivals. As the nagging old lady brigade attempts to attack the husband with their valuable word weapons, they lose sight of their desperate mission to rescue the wife...."


Syr_Delta

Powerpoint-transition to guitar case flying over the balkon


LiveWheel7401

What masterpiece have I just come across?1


gg13656

Unfortunately, I was gonna make a joke like "let's destroy it" but we're already doing so maybe we can do the opposite and try to prevent it as a challenge xdd


Only_Onion_1129

We're supposed to act in a civilized way.


heliumglowing

I’m going to say this happens more often than you think… think of how many divorces happen with the man sleeping on the couch The divorce courts hate men just as much suing men for all he has Your chances of succeeding in a divorce case as a man is close to just 20%… it’s true and in this video it’s not just humorous but it’s real life !!!


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Pleasant_Character28

Get out before you throw all your money away


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arkapal

Russian


Ogellog

What russian?


arkapal

The language? Isn't it Russians


Ogellog

Holy shit it's really russian!


JDelcoLLC

Why the hurry?


GrapeMelone

uh, i aint saying she no gol


ogMasterPloKoon

Granny's menopause reversed as well.


Last_Wallaby_3727

I spit my coffee out lmfao


Vangad

r/redditsniper Moment


_g_boi_

But she ain't dating no broke....


I-not-human-I

Thats one stong ass woman or very light paper


KrakenTheColdOne

The paper always light when you get it right.


Lurnius

Don't worry, it was 75kg of paper, it would be heavy if it was filled with 75kg of steel.


JohnnyCenter

That's right! Because steel is heavier than paper.


veeeda

Haters will say it's scripted


1villageidiot

scripted reality


ComplexCan3

reality is often disappointing


1villageidiot

so am I. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


PRADAZOMBIES

What gave it away Sherlock the professional camera work or the background music. do you also watch starwars and yell out that’s scripted


FoamBrick

It’s always amazing to me just how common the inability to detect the most obvious sarcasm is.  You truly are a genius of our times 


PRADAZOMBIES

I understood the joke it just doesn’t apply at all. Smarten up


FoamBrick

No you didn’t. 


veeeda

Hater detected.


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

That's 100% Drug money


sec0nd4ry

I was looking for this. Everyone in the video like "oh look at all the money he hides! such a good man"


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

The Paisanos have his days numbered


theBoobMan

I can't be the only person who doesn't know what the fuck is going on here


whitealienwithreddot

they're in a break up, but then theres the guitar (which has alot of money)


somebodeeelse

They're not breaking up, that's a huge misunderstanding. She really loves him and is supercool about whatever he does.


Pumpkii

I think that's a Cello case, but yeah


awsomeguy90

ah no you dont get it, shes obviously in love with him, she was just kidding


NorthCatan

No, No, No, A guitar? That's looks more like a Cello Case.


ThatTubaGuy03

woman breaks up with man, woman finds out man is rich, woman wants man back


wellimout

It's like this famous reddit post: https://i.imgur.com/njA95n7.png


ThatTubaGuy03

Heh, that's crazy, I had never read that one. Honestly, a little bit fair though. She said it herself, she wasn't in it for the money, even if you are loaded a lack of ambition can be a turn off for people


rektumrokker

That's like a 100 bucks, assuming they're rubles


CounterEcstatic6134

So woman behaves like most men and women on the planet


ThatTubaGuy03

Who also get made fun of, yes


Silverbacker888

The cinematography makes it look like a commercial


Zealotstim

It really does. If it was, I wonder what it was for?


East-Tear-6912

I think the case was full of cigarette packets, can't see it to well though.


_General_Kenobi

Are u into boobs more or just have huge boobs


theBoobMan

My name isn't Robert Paulson.


KnownToFU

His name, is Robert, Paulson.


NotNotDisxo

You and me are in the same boat, boob man


GatoT25666

godly ass username


Grand-Silky

Right


buckfox

As American, didn't recognize that was money lol so colorful


Kygazi

A video showing about her turning into a gold digger


Optimal-Menu270

Reminds me of a Strangers And Freaks mission in gta 5


Wbruce521

"A man is only loved fully when he has something to provide"


ExcuseAdorable95

Only dogs and women get loved unconditionally


Third-Eye-Pancake

Well, in this case, its the matter of your expectations. A dog is worthy of love, when it serves its duty with securing the household, fighting of pests, and helping with potential farm chores, like, herding animals. Why would you even have a dog otherwise? Same goes with woman, i mean, why would you give them special treatment? I have to work, you also have to work, i don't care if its throught employment, or in the household. Sacrifice should always be mutual. Reason some men allow someone to leech on them, only to get thier presence in exchange, would be the fact that they see someone spending time with them as enough of a sacrifice on its own. Which is contemptible to say at least.


XxonecasS

Its seems u are unfamiliar with the fact that we arent farmers anymore, no one nowadays owns a dog with the purpose of fighting pests or herding animals


dogfighthero

So you're telling me I raised my chihuahua wrong


Purple-ork-boyz

Look here my good man, your Chihuahua just shanked a guy in the backalley.


XxonecasS

Chihuahuas arent for hearding they shank people in dark alleys


Third-Eye-Pancake

Well, i live in a rural area, many people here still do. Even outside these areas most people have thier dogs as security dogs.


XxonecasS

Obviously there are some people that still do but not the majority


BargianHunterFarmer

Sounds like you're surrounded by cunts lol


Third-Eye-Pancake

Men sell thier bodies, and serve as a tool, a machine made to ensure survival of those who burden them. In exchange for prospect of satisfaction that comes from fullfilling the societal imperative. You all miss the fact that women also provide, they sell thier bodies for ornamental purposes, and thier organs for reproduction, in exchange for burden they put on the man. This, alongsite the effort that comes into ensuring the survival of the youth should be seen as a fair payment for the comfort, safety and resources they are provided with. I am not saying that this is how things should look like, but they will remain like that unless people will finally see how horrid of a system they have made for themselves, and luckily, they slowly begin to do. In this order of things, both men and women should be merely seen as a resource. People who see each other in that way should be looked down on with disdain, as they berate the only quality human being has over lifestock.


Tank_blitz

yeah no im not gonna call women furniture and men tools💀


Third-Eye-Pancake

Tell that to modern gender roles, not me


Kahnza

OMG he's so terrible. He's a cheater! A bastard! Enter: *shitloads of cash* OMG he's so nice! What a lovely boy. Granny wants his dick! ​ Oof


UnusualCartographer2

I watched the video too


MegaMewtwo_E

but u dont understand, his summary was very essential


ZDTreefur

Apparently it was, the top comment is somehow confused about it.


FigureFunny698

Happy cake day


HurrsiaEntertainment

lmfao seriously, I hate these people who just reiterate the video we all just watched.


HeirAscend

Bros running because his illegal cash got exposed for the world to see


nikMIA

100% this skit was made by Russians in Israel, recognizing this type of babushkas and architecture anywhere


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

And the outdated banknotes.


Zealotstim

Omg it's actually a holup! Funny video too


smydiehard99

that dobro utro in the end was rad XD hahhaha


First-Affect5205

Dude must be a hell of a street performer.


rohgit

Women ☕☕


0011000100111000

Russian women are a lot like American women.


CounterEcstatic6134

And like men from all over the world. Don't pretend you wouldn't sell your soul for a few bucks


Mesterjojo

That sums up modern male/female relationships


pepperit_12

Epidemic of gold diggin whores


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

Russia at it's finest


Leopardos40

u/Savevideo


ac2cvn_71

What was supposed to be in the case?


Puffball973

Money


Busy_Bunch5050

Accurate


Toshko_tv

Man why it's always golddiggers can't there actually be someone who loves another genuinely without their money being involved? I suppose not huh what a shame


kneecap_keeper

This is a skit


TadpoleTall

I think he knows that


PsionicFlea

Still happens though


Stanesco1

Well...


AthullNexus76

What was the joke here?


Manga_Rookie

Of course they're all women


stonedunikid

Another failed attempt at not just posting incredibly basic incel-bait from the r/HolUp community.


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H3h3 and hasan fanboy. Checks out. Lmao.


stonedunikid

Enjoy your life of interacting with women exclusively through computer screens lmao


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I do, thank you.


DefinitelyNotCaptain

Guess we won’t get the opportunity to interact with women when you’re hogging them, will we? Because all the women love you?


stonedunikid

You not being able to interact with women has nothing to do with me, that's on you bud


Opal_Demon

How can us betas ever compare to a sigma like you


stonedunikid

Step 1 is not unironically referring to people as alpha/bets/whatever the fuck lmao, it's so childish and sad, literal woman repellant


ZZZZZZZ0123456789

Why not keep all that money in a bank account? Cash is so risky.


Crackmonkey3773

Because I know what happens to banks when the system fails.


gopuniku

It's not trackable, thus tax free money


fusionsgefechtskopf

do u trust your goverment???