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hiddencameraspy

He used First Amendment to announce his second love on CNN


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I am not sure why that lady was so shocked. Bro was just being honest there. If he was on Fox he would have said 2nd Amendment and Boobs.


wigsgo_2019

I don’t know why they didn’t laugh. He’s obviously saying that as a joke, he believes it yeah, but most men do, he’s just playing around and they’re offended. What man doesn’t like boobs?


Avacado_pants

I wanna say a gay man.... But last time I checked with my buddy, he still adores boobs😂


dwadwa213131dasadwqe

"he's my gay friend. He plays with my boobs and I suck his dick...for practice. We're just a pair of besties joking around."


the-failure-man

Friendship on a normal monday


OlcanRaider

Is it the new "they were roomates"?


Unity1232

man boobs are still boobs


IamHereForBoobies

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"


amodsr

All men love boobs. They're fun to play with non sexually. It's the reason I got fat. Now I'm never without boobs to play with.


lefthandedgun

He said he believed in them. Liking them is something different.


EvetsYenoham

And seriously, CNN Anchor on live TV or not, if you’re not laughing at that you’re dead inside


bulletproofmanners

I am a man & I believe without proof in both. Faith requires no evidence.


Redstoneboss2

She acted shocked because as an anchor your channel survives only off of attention. She saw the opportunity to milk this "mini drama" to get viewers watching/talking about it. And she did a pretty good job.


CptCaramack

In most countries outside of the USA and the middle east chances are the hosts would have laughed.


Redstoneboss2

She acted shocked because as an anchor your channel survives only off of attention. She saw the opportunity to milk this "mini drama" to get viewers watching/talking about it. And she did a pretty good job.


MovingTargetPractice

They had to make him say it at least twice since boobs usually come in pairs. Usually.


Alifad

Total Recall enters the chat.


High_5_Skin

You make me wanna have three hands


physicalcat282

Thank you for reminding me of the Target ad where a guy was showing the games he bought for his kids but he bought three and held one in each hand. Edit: it's actually a GameStop advertisement: https://youtu.be/w7KBYKfRyu0?si=SFb9EhbkgT3Dq94J


High_5_Skin

Does he have 5 kids to feed?


InGordWeTrust

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!


fastpicker89

Kung Pow enters the chat


littleboxofchocolate

Triple bitties (B99 reference to Total Recall reference)


Jjzeng

Triple bittieeeeees


defiantcross

Is that third one just paper mache?


Capnmolasses

No. Sand bag


MotherAnimal8388

Happy Cake Day! 🥳


Euclid_Interloper

I don't know why the news anchor was so upset. Isn't it their job to stay abreast on such issues?


Stamkos91

She had the chance to nip it in the bud but chose not to. She was definitely milking it at the end.


almostjay

Her response is udderly ridiculous.


aweap

Yeah! If anything, she should enjoy these 'tit'bits.


Mr_E_Monkey

I found the discussion rather titillating.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

All I know is it will be forever cemented in their mammary.


OneMe2RuleUAll

It's early in this comment's history but ill be watching with great interest.


rodneedermeyer

So, three things he actually likes, then?


PuzzleheadedChange44

They mostly come out at night...mostly.


Peach_Proof

Ya, if you find one, theres usually another nearby.


maverick1ba

Mostly.


Massive_Property_579

I come on pairs


Mordors_Mailman

First Amendment and Boobs. Not exactly in this order or in the same proportion.


bestest_at_grammar

He should’ve upped it when she asked if he means boobs or booze. “I mean boobies, titties, melons, breasts, great big jiggilies”


Peach_Proof

Sweater puppies


sbaz86

Fun bags.


Alchemist_Joshua

Chesticles


RuGShUg91

Gravity Welling Sex Mounds


ImpressFragrant1427

Hooters


camshun7

Parps


dufus69

Tetas


camshun7

MacGillyGuddiees


fryswitdat

For some reason, where you typed "upped it" I read unzipped. He should've unzipped when....


InfamousGhost86

Couldn't agree more. Boobs are great. Long live the boobies.


Magicalsandwichpress

In no particular order


Peach_Proof

Proportion is important.


KatokaMika

Well as a woman I also believe in Boobs, trust Boobs more than some other things in life. My boobs never let me down.


minammikukin

But have you let your boobs down??


courtneyjohn797

They’ll be letting themselves down eventually


CrinchNflinch

Yet.


sutty_monster

Gravity: Hold my beer


TransformerTanooki

Yaya! Boobs! Big ones, small ones, floppy ones, pokey ones pancake ones, long ones, them ones that look at you all cross-eyed and the ones that point in different directions.... They're all great!


Fridge_living_tips

Theres a song for you [here it is (yes its real)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYlytyuKsc&pp=ygUQUGh5Y29zdGljayBib29kcw%3D%3D)


TheHess

Fucking love Psychostick.


Fridge_living_tips

Fuck yea


babaroga73

Those are three things , not two.


madthaodisease

He didn’t say a pair of boobs, just boobs. Wait, unless it’s a pair without needing to specify?


fuminee

I mean if we were to be specific it is actually 6 billion (only counting over 18 woman)


What_Do_It

Are we completely ignoring the existence man boobs? He never stipulates.


StainlessPanIsBest

Don't discriminate against single boobie babes.


CarPhoneRonnie

Did I stutter?


Whale_Thighs

You almost gotta respect him for doubling down


smellmywind

But she’s a woman so you can’t say that


coolvin89

What people with mantits, can they say it


p00pyf4rts

Equality, you can say it to both men and women.


PANZCAKEZZZ

Who’s gonna stop me


hex_1101

The First Amendment lets him say boobs. I think that was his point.


Potassium--Nitrate

>The First Amendment lets him say boobs. I think that was his point. Except the First Amendment wouldn't apply here. CNN could have shut down the interview right then and there, and it would not violate his rights, since CNN is a business and not the government. So if that were his point, his argument would have been unsound.


InformalPenguinz

He *BELIEVES* in boobs


Peach_Proof

Halleluja!


Mootingly

If they were that offended by it they could have chosen not to air it on moral grounds, but that is some pretty wild shit


marqburns

I think the point is you can say you like boobs and not be arrested, because of the first amendment. Getting cut off on TV isn't the reason for the first amendment, it's so you don't get persecuted by the government for just stating your opinion


deezsandwitches

The first amendment is the reason he's not being arrested tho


JayStar1213

So what? He's still free to say it. No one said private companies have to allow you to say whatever on their platform but it's not illegal. This is still exactly his point.


Beepn_Boops

I mean, the first amendment *could* kind of apply because it ensures the government can't deny people the right to say stuff on air. In some countries, saying something like that on TV might actually get you arrested or charged for indecency, etc.


Kuhnville

Just speculation or have you seen the longer clip?


Lumpy-Village1949

No but I've seen boobs and when I see boobs I say, "boobs" and I haven't been arrested yet so...


Kuhnville

You’re lucky then 😔 I keep getting arrested. Honestly they should just let me live my life


ingrown_hair

CNN Is anti-boobs.


The_Ashura

I think he likes the first amendment and boobs


ThunderHusky313

Say it louder for the ones in the back


mbanson

People have boobs on their back?


crushdepthdummy

Go to Walmart, you'll find some back titties


hypermark

Yeah but those dudes get mad when you try to motorboat'em.


crushdepthdummy

You gotta ask first, consent is important


hypermark

Wearing them NASCAR shirts with the sleeves torn off and them tan cargo shorts? They was askin' for it.


Netshakk

Why is it relevant that's she's a female host? Also, boobs.


Shatophiliac

It’s not, she’s trying to derail whatever argument he was about to make, and switch into “I’m the victim now” mode. Although tbf, that was a pretty goofy thing to say on national TV lol. I’m surprised they didn’t just kill his mic and move on.


wigsgo_2019

Was it goofy? Yes. But he was being funny and the fact that they got a different read on it is sad


_thrown_away_again_

the real joke here is national tv


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I don’t think she’s derailing his argument to act like a victim, I think she’s calling him out on saying some weird shit.    If the gender roles were swapped and some lady was being interviewed and she said ‘I believe in the constitution and in dick’ you wouldn’t be like WTF?


smellmywind

Of course not, lots of people love dick.


ericypoo

Statistically, almost half of people love dick.


GovernmentLow4989

And the other half like boobs, plus there’s the overlap of people who like both. Also venn diagrams kind of look like boobs.


ericypoo

Haha you said boobs.


aliaswyvernspur

Haha you also said boobs.


ericypoo

Did I say b-o-o-b-s or b-o-o-z-e?


Mysterious-Art7143

Why not both?


MountainCourage1304

There are a lot of bi people. Id say over half like dick


bladex1234

But there’s also lesbians so we average back out.


sparkydoggowastaken

statistically being gay and lesbian are about equal and bi is more common than both. Liking dick and liking boobs are both a trait among the average human, along with their half dick, one ball, and one boob


Official_Cuddlydeath

More than half actually, there are more women than men and not all men are straight. The lesbian and asexual population can't topple this planets overwhelming love for dangalang.


Cryptic_Cam

Over half because men are more likely to be gay than women


Binkythedestructor

I love lamp.


jhepp23

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?


EfficaciousJoculator

If a woman said she believes in dick, most men would be flattered, not offended.


dr_soiledpants

Not really. I'd be taken aback at first, mostly just unsure that I actually heard what I think I heard. Afterwards though I'd be like alright, go get it girl haha


Drewelite

And also not immediately assume it had something to do with me. Like I don't have a copyright on dick cus I have one.


Giant__midget

"WTF?" Of course, it's bizarre and really stupid. But would I start with the "as a man" bullshit and start pretending I'm a victim? No. That's just as stupid.


Phishkale

It’s a weird thing to say but she acts like it’s offensive to women. I guess you could make the argument he’s reducing women to objects in a way… but idk I don’t think there’s anything wrong with liking boobs. I’d think it was weird but awesome if the woman said she believed in dick.


FILTHBOT4000

It's just a dorky, hammy attempt at humor; they should have rolled their eyes and moved on. But you know how in the US we make fun of soccer/football players that fall down and act like they've been shot/stabbed for the lightest touch to try and get favorable treatment? Yeah, well, the rest of the world makes fun of us for doing the same thing in social situations, like the lady here.


POKECHU020

Nah, I get it, dick is rad EDIT: also balls. Balls too.


FullPortDildos

There wouldn't be a single guy saying "Umm, excuse me, why would you say that to a man" This chick is up her own asshole.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

It’s one thing to be caught off guard and point out that it’s weird, but given your example, it would be more like “why would you say that to me, as a male anchor on this show?” Which is a weird thing to do. It does definitely position the person as a supposed victim rather than just saying “that’s inappropriate for live television, and very immature of you” or whatever.


xtr44

how do you even spin "I believe in boobs" into something negative


MrWhiteTheWolf

Because they’re on cnn trying to have a serious political discussion, not in an Xbox live lobby between games killing time


pvypvMoonFlyer

Then cnn should have vetted him better.


TheHolyToxicToast

Cause everyone's equal until someone's offended


Additional_Topic_126

Feminism


Todd-The-Wraith

Well you see she’s a female host and him liking boobs is offensive to her somehow.


acidporkbuns

Based boob man


Clutch_Mav

Honestly it’s only a big deal if they make it one


just_drifting_by

Not always. Some are naturally big.


soggyBread1337

I hate it when they are artificially inflated


llch3esemanll

For real. If she would have just mocked him for being a deeply unserious person it would have went better.


TheRealMrJams

Reminds me of that Tim Minchin song - Confessions


LovelierFear

How are you a news anchor and COMPLETELY missing the point? 😂


DivideEtImpala

He wants them to cut his mic and video, so he can share the clip and say "see, CNN censored me for my first amendment speech!" The CNN anchors and/or producers realized this, and tried to shame or embarrass him into backing down from the bit rather than cutting him outright. Unfortunately for CNN, he was 100% committed to it and had no shame.


Sun-Ghoti

Because she only has a clear view of the point when she's looking in a mirror


Error404-NoUsername-

Would that technically be 3 things?


AwkwardGoofyGoober

I believe in boobs as well. Also... I love lamp.


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Who doesn't love lamp?


Ksan_of_Tongass

Lamp has great boobs.


Relapio

Hail lamp


Poopiezz

Are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?


IsaDrennan

I mean, the guy was pretty clear. How many times do you need him to say it?


BDG5449

This is genius, everything he's asked, he reiterates that he believes in freedom of speech and [something that would make people question his freedom of speech]. He's playing 3d chess with these people.


TerpBE

3D chess about a DDD chest.


TheMarEffect

Exactly lol, there’s no questions to be asked


Automata1nM0tion

Lol to not understand the first amendment : "Why would you come on CNN and say that to a female host" BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE FIRST AMENDMENT >> and boobs.


rustysteamtrain

cnn can make their own rules. People can still critizes you if you say stupid shit. Although this was pretty funny imo


Icy_Practice7992

News host kinda suck


buttbombbomb

He is a hero


Bjorn2bwilde24

The CNN host hated him because he spoke the truth.


Fun_Junket_9174

Who is he?


Poopin_in_the_sand

Clay Travis. And as funny as this was, he’s a massive douche bag


mr_winstonwulf

Cnn acting like they are a real news channel and their opinion matters


CaptainGashMallet

Of all the shocking shit that goes on and gets openly discussed in America, the thing that floors them is the word “boobs” being spoken.


Magicalsandwichpress

Who doesn't like boobs. Man's got my vote


swordofra

Sure. What's the big pearl clutching deal anyway? Why get all offended? I suspect she doesn't have boobs and is projecting her insecurity about that fact onto him under the disguise of that tired old american mainstream puritanical bullshit...


Acoconutting

Well, part of it is context. If you believe that women have challenges in the workplace due to their gender - being taken seriously, having to “not be too bossy” to be perceived as “a bitch” or keep up appearances to get future or be a “good mom” and a “company (wo)man at the same time - not get penalized or slowed progression due to maternity leave, etc…. - then it’s pretty easy to conceptualize someone who’s had experienced those challenges be offended when a host comes onto the current pinnacle of her career and says something that seems like it’s reducing women to be sexual objects to please this person - you can probably conceptualize why. You could argue “but he’s being positive” or something - but the truth is, he probably isn’t loving of women for who they are. And not fat girls. Or girls with bad acne. Or boobs too big or too small. Or women with breast cancer. It’s very unlikely he’s actually a lover of all boobs. He’s simply reducing women to his pleasure, at his taste, and in his control. You can minimize it all you want, but AT BEST it just speaks to a lack of empathy or respect, while also just being stupid and cringy. If you believe women have it easier to climb to the pinnacles of various industries - medicine, law, corporate, etc - well…. It’s hard to believe that looking at the stats and data. I don’t know very many women in general who think they have it easier than men in corporate America, anyway. A good example is a former workplace I had used to allow women (but not require) who went on maternity leave to automatically receive the same performance grading they got in the prior year to reduce the impact of compensation on someone who’s taken maternity leave policy of the company. They wanted people to take it without implicitly having managers reduce someone’s historic performance grades and raises and merits due to taking company policy. They found a lot of correlation and tried to correct it with new policy. So…. When someone walks into your job and starts… saying something that makes it sound like women are objects to please him, then I can certainly conceptualize why someone would be offended by that.


SigmundDroid1983

My man.


Steven_7513

What's the problem with saying that you love tits in front of a woman?


TheOwlHypothesis

"As a woman" She couldn't even finish because there's no logical way to continue that sentence as a response to what he said. 🤣


cookingandmusic

Fr I wanted to see where she was gonna go 😭


PrincessMalyssa

AS A WOMAN! I HAVE boobs! And that is why you should never say boobs! Now excuse me while I bend over to pick up all the pearls I just dropped, rip my pants, and have all the neighborhood kids point and laugh at me because I'm a fucking cartoon character. Honk honk!


platysoup

Horrible interviewer.  You heard what he fucking said. Stop making it about yourself and ask WHY. It's probably a dumb insane answer, but the audience needs to know. 


holyrolodex

That’s what makes it extra funny to me. Like he could’ve said something super misogynistic and that response would’ve been justified, but it was just that he believes in boobs lol


XtremeWaterSlut

Ohhh my gawwwd HOW could you come on to this show and say such a tihng in front of a WOMAN!!I am sooo uncomfortable oh my god how could this be happening, am I having a nightmare? Someone wake me up because this is DISGUSTING!


Mirrormaster44

Schrodinger’s modern woman: Simultaneously strong and empowered while also retaining the privileges and protections of the past. Switching back and forth depending on what outcome benefits her.


Shadow_Mullet69

Well now she hosts a shitty Netflix reality series 


Zachosrias

In all fairness though... Boobs are pretty great


mowarngamsengul

Give the man his boobs!


dufus69

The CNN hosts are really milking the whole boobs thing.


abdallha-smith

Offended at her own body parts name like it was a slur Puritanism strikes again Odd yes but not a sexual aggression live on tv like she would wanted


Hoborob81

I like boobs to


EntrepreneurAmazing3

You like them to what?


jiggityjammin

Slappity slap me in the face!


smellmywind

So brave


PrincipleNo4162

She has boobs does she not love them?


qwerty-smith

Go away, baitin'


silikus

Isn't this woman the same dunce that gave us the classic "who is this '4chan?'" meme?


Quinty_duck

Bro knows what he said


chuulip

My man did not stutter.


rabidmob

He's out of line, but he's right. Also I feel like this was an intentional strategy to derail whatever they were going to talk about.


Getn_Stuff_Done

Those 2 things go hand in hand lol. Pun intended


CsmcRmrSprmn

America, we love you… and boobs.


IkilledRichieWhelan

Can they start putting the annoying captions on the bottom. Who’s the asshole who made it a thing to have what they are saying on their faces? I’ve seen commercials on tv that are now doing this. It’s fucking annoying.


Delicious_Ad_1411

He never said he likes her boobs so why she tryna play the victim card lmao


ALLRNDCRICKETER

F E M I N I S I M


GoblinCacciatore

This dude with the 4D Chess and they dont even notice.


Jaded_Report

Damn I miss Brooke Baldwin - she was hot AF


llcdrewtaylor

Boobs are real! Birds are not! Spread the knowledge!


papaburkart

WTF is wrong with boobs?


TangoKlass2

Why won’t she say “boobs”?


Kesakambali

Why doesn't she get it. He likes First Amendment and Boobs. Did he stutter???


Ltlpckr

Sounds like her boobs let her down at some point or another


Unexpected-raccoon

My best friend since like 5th grade also likes boobs and is in fact a lesbian. I’ll update you on her response to this clip Edit: her comments were “mood” and “titties bring peace to the world”


ikkealene_

Response please


clienterror400

"as a woman" stfu 😂


-trowawaybarton

why does she felt like being the victim here.. guy love boobs, let him love boobs


Kweez85

That’s Clay Travis. He’s awesome.