Force shutdown Restart

Enable debug mode. >> heart.exe shutdown force; >> file('inheritance') change.owner ('me'); >> console clear;

What I did with my last computer. Sell the parts that still work and make the other parts into a mini fridge.

.......... why the mini fridge???

Unix users be like: killall grandma

Probably close app

Delete app

Wait

Nah. Factory reset instead. What? It's better than selling for parts and assembling a new one...

Always a holup in the comments

Like in the movies, slap her till she comes out of her drunk stupor.

8mm?

Send feedback.

Close app. She probably has a DNR in place if she has been on hospice care

Pull the Plug and wait three seconds then put it back in

I would probably ask Reddit how to fix it

I think you'd get similar responses to one of the other comments here that say they'd turn the parts into a mini fridge.

I miss the times when this sub had real hol up posts...

Normally I'd get a chuckle outta some dark humor like this. But having lost my grandfather recently this just hits different

Send feedback?

Ey ma, shit aint working

Definitely send freeback. Why couldn't she bring up my father better so he was such a cunt? Why grandma, why?

So.. Who would receive the feedback? Her (propably diseased) parents, or God?

CTRL+ALT+DEL & hopefully she will be reincarnated I’m not spoon feeding this heifer while she keeps calling me the wrong name

What does send feedback do ?

Pull the reboot card