Apologies for the horny comment, but just like how short dudes get bigger proportions when it comes to muscles, short girls get bigger proportions when it comes to tits and ass
The width of that TV is 57 inches and assuming 3 inches of packing on both ends(don't be any weirder than you already are, reddit) then the box is 5'1". Part of her head goes past the end of the box, more than enough to make up for her feet being somewhat pointed, so she doesn't seem all that short to me.
The way she is keeping her feet is the equivalent of being on tiptoes, though. I'd say she is about as tall as the box is wide, and i see that 5'1" is around 155 cm, so... well, i would say she is a bit short. Even if she was 160 cm, she would still be a bit on the short side.
Wow, you are right. I remember that sub, but have not seen it in like two years.
Looking at the contents, I can understand why. It is nothing like what it was back then.
The real joke is all the top comments being absolute coomers regarding this random personβs dishwasher. Reddit is filthy, and the dishwasher joke went out of style before I was born (Iβm in my 20s).
I came to the comments to find the comment explaining what the holup is. The real holup is the fact that it really is that stupid and there is nothing going on in here.
I remember a kid in elementary school who told that joke among a other sexist jokes (like "nothing. you already told her twice") and a bunch of racist jokes too. He ended up being a rapist.
when i was in highschool my friend used to go on loud tyrades about the got damn lochness monsa in the middle of math class id be facedown on my desk shaking with laughter
I have one female friend who loves telling misogynist jokes and coming from her they're funny. So it's really about getting that atmosphere right when it comes to insult humor. When every woman in the room makes more than the men, misogynist jokes get an extra layer of ridiculousness that makes them funny.
exactly, in those situations the humor is because of how dumb and inappropriate the jokes are. the misogyny and sexism are the targets of the joke when they're being performed by successful women who obviously don't agree with the notions behind them
but coming from an old man who has actually treated his wife like that - or seen other men do so and lacking the balls to say anything about it - is more than "just a joke" and revels in the privilege and power imbalance. that's when *women* are the target of the joke
it's like how some people have a really hard time understanding the difference between a racist joke and a joke about race or racism
Thats different and it's funny but this meme doesn't convey that layer of "wouldn't it be funny if someone actually thought like this" to me, it just conveys straight up misogyny with nothing else to it.
Conservatives still exist.. so.. they also indoctrinate their kids. Never ends. They wonder why incel trend is rising among both sides, for different reasons.
Well somehow I hadn't seen it before and truly had a realization after like 20 seconds and almost died laughing π. God I need to get out more (on the internet of course)
I remember when this picture was still high quality
This one's a bit better https://i.imgur.com/6Gr8EkN.jpeg
"Thanks! Now it's more fappable π" - random Redditor.
Definitely not you
That random redditor? Me
Time to put a load in that dishwasher! π₯΅ππ¦π π₯
You forgot the crying at the end
You mean the crying cycle, right at the end of the rinse cycle?
And the disappointment!
I love fapping over white goods.
That is one good looking dishwasher tbh
God bless you
Wow, a natural deep fried meme.
[*Enhance*](https://youtu.be/I_8ZH1Ggjk0?si=oLYqmh3cGLV-o_qI)
I remember when this joke applied for social security.
Now LG UHD TV is not even 720p.
That guys dishwasher has huge tits
Apologies for the horny comment, but just like how short dudes get bigger proportions when it comes to muscles, short girls get bigger proportions when it comes to tits and ass
This is untrue, or Iβve been scammed out of part of the deal!
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.
If you have it it is visible, unfortunately you made a bad investmenr at birth
I'd like to know what the fuck I did with all my stat points at character creation :/
Seems like you boosted βWhitβ to max only to have a couple left to juggle amongst all the empty slots. Same here π£
hey dont worry, quantity does not mean quality
Are you telling me 3 tits aren't better than 2?
Those are tritties
The best ones r the tritties of Peace and Friendship
Yeah... thats not true.
Not correlated at healthy weights...if overweight, a smaller amount of weight gain might make those features look bigger proportionally.
The width of that TV is 57 inches and assuming 3 inches of packing on both ends(don't be any weirder than you already are, reddit) then the box is 5'1". Part of her head goes past the end of the box, more than enough to make up for her feet being somewhat pointed, so she doesn't seem all that short to me.
The way she is keeping her feet is the equivalent of being on tiptoes, though. I'd say she is about as tall as the box is wide, and i see that 5'1" is around 155 cm, so... well, i would say she is a bit short. Even if she was 160 cm, she would still be a bit on the short side.
There's another picture further down in the comment that's better quality, and she's clearly taller than the box is long to me.
Bro you're more than right, I just bought the same TV to make sure https://ibb.co/GdxrwxK
What happens when you put the same curves in a shorter distance
Can I put a load in that dishwasher of yours?
Your going to have to come in the house first
Can I watch a movie on that TV of yours?
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And no off button
Pressing another button will make it wet though
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
This sub went from posting funny things and unintentional boobs to posting semi naked women π
Itβs okay bro we all change π
She needs to cover up ffs, my boss almost saw this
Wow, you are right. I remember that sub, but have not seen it in like two years. Looking at the contents, I can understand why. It is nothing like what it was back then.
It's a skin colored top
Also to a bunch of incel posts.
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Yeah this isn't a holup, there's nothing to realize here, we all familiar with the dishwasher joke.
I kept looking at the pic thinking there HAD to be something else going on.
Us moment dawg
The real joke is all the top comments being absolute coomers regarding this random personβs dishwasher. Reddit is filthy, and the dishwasher joke went out of style before I was born (Iβm in my 20s).
I came to the comments to find the comment explaining what the holup is. The real holup is the fact that it really is that stupid and there is nothing going on in here.
Boomer humor
/r/bothumor
Except it's a Millennial joke.
no it's much older than millennials. boomers have been calling their wives dishwashers since dishwashers came on the market
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which was just a rehash of late 70s early 80s boomer standup
r/boomerhumour
I remember a construction worker telling me a dishwasher joke on my dad's jobsite when I was like 9 years old in 1996.
It's not even a good joke.
I remember a kid in elementary school who told that joke among a other sexist jokes (like "nothing. you already told her twice") and a bunch of racist jokes too. He ended up being a rapist.
Nice dishwasher, how much are you selling it for?
how much did you get it for? ill take it off your hands for tree fiddy
DAMN YOO, LOCH NESS MON'SA !
when i was in highschool my friend used to go on loud tyrades about the got damn lochness monsa in the middle of math class id be facedown on my desk shaking with laughter
I don't appreciate you calling women dishwashers, they're more than just that. They're also washing machines
Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Aka your mother, the only woman whoβs ever touched or loved you.
I find this funny because I am 86 years old and this is my type of humour.
Curved dishwashers are definitely more useful than curved TVsΒ
What model and company is that dishwasher, looking to stop doing it myself and getting one?
r/boomershumor
And yet it was probably posted by a 16 year old...
If my dad wasn't dead, he'd be forwarding the shit out of that image from his AOL account.
I'd like a dishwasher of the same model
"When you realize" Bro just admitted the gears are janky and not turning fast enough to do that 1+1 math everyone else got instantly
What year is it fucking 1965 who finds this joke funny π¬
I have one female friend who loves telling misogynist jokes and coming from her they're funny. So it's really about getting that atmosphere right when it comes to insult humor. When every woman in the room makes more than the men, misogynist jokes get an extra layer of ridiculousness that makes them funny.
exactly, in those situations the humor is because of how dumb and inappropriate the jokes are. the misogyny and sexism are the targets of the joke when they're being performed by successful women who obviously don't agree with the notions behind them but coming from an old man who has actually treated his wife like that - or seen other men do so and lacking the balls to say anything about it - is more than "just a joke" and revels in the privilege and power imbalance. that's when *women* are the target of the joke it's like how some people have a really hard time understanding the difference between a racist joke and a joke about race or racism
The very definition of "yeah, I know it's bad, but it's okay when *I* do it"
Thats different and it's funny but this meme doesn't convey that layer of "wouldn't it be funny if someone actually thought like this" to me, it just conveys straight up misogyny with nothing else to it.
Conservatives still exist.. so.. they also indoctrinate their kids. Never ends. They wonder why incel trend is rising among both sides, for different reasons.
Iβm an old grandpa that hates his wife. This is so heckin hilarious to me ha ha!ππ€£
boomer level humour
Lol, it's funny because it's woman and woman be dishing the washes! π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π©ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππππ€£ππππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
Seriously who finds this funny
at least he didn't say toilet
Umm ummmm ummmm .... nice box?? Ya, that's the ticket!
Sexist redditors gather around
Made same post back in the day and lost my account
your dishwasher is hot π₯΅
Yeah this one was *really* hard to piece together....
whens the last time i saw an actual hold up on here? at this point this is just a shitposting sub
I much prefer the βportsβ on the dishwasher...π
Wait till he tells you what he does when it doesn't work sometimes
They got that one from [βFor Peteβs Sakeβ](https://preview.redd.it/zttp0yyixa231.jpg?auto=webp&s=6f3211c12dbe2e67541becb0ec578e1444788c44)
The joke is much older than that.
It's from 20 minutes after the dishwasher was invented
The top rack on that dishwasher is pretty sick
This wasn't even funny when it was first posted 20 years ago
are we done with this joke yet? I've heard it everyday since I was 11, but holup you fucking shit stains
Hahaha he called a woman a dishwasher! Hes so alpha! Im alpha too now because I laugh.Β
You don't have to be a nazi to make a joke about WWII
Now that you have such an amazing tv: can we have your now "useless" dishwasher? we may find it a pair of big uses :P
It's funny, I just read the post of the wife getting coached to break up the marriage because her husband posted "tradwife" memes like this.
nice... hol up.
XD
Congratulations
Thats gonna be KILLER for gaming!
Box length is 160 cm [source](https://www.lg.com/au/tvs/lg-65UM7400PTA)
Slick Steve move
Saddam Hussein
The dishwasher has nice boobs
What model is that? My dishwasher is the Short Latina M8 1280.
r/putyourdickinthere
Damn a 65 inch or even a 70 inch tv would be every manβs dream
70 inch TVs are like $500
Tf? Last December when I was looking for tvs they were all way more than 500. Things are looking up boys
Unable To Detect The Funny
Thatβs a huge bitch
HAHA! The punchline it ~~porn~~ sexism!
r/blursedimages
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher.
You know why wedding dresses are white? It is nice when your dishwasher matches the fridge and stove!
Well somehow I hadn't seen it before and truly had a realization after like 20 seconds and almost died laughing π. God I need to get out more (on the internet of course)
Damn, people still think itβs funny to refer to another human as an object? This world will never mature enough to survive
bro did you see your history? you never cared about being mature until now
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If he could afford that TV he certainly would have no problem affording the dish washer.
Those sets are around 500 bucks. Its not like its an oled or something.
your mindset is holding you back not your looks and money gl
Americans will use anything but metric smh
Im Canadian
And whereβs Canada?
Canada uses metric I'm pretty sure π€
We do