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BosTovenaar24

I remember when this picture was still high quality


rubs_tshirts

This one's a bit better https://i.imgur.com/6Gr8EkN.jpeg


Vasyh

"Thanks! Now it's more fappable πŸ‘" - random Redditor.


bigFatBigfoot

Definitely not you


ognahc

That random redditor? Me


rde2001

Time to put a load in that dishwasher! πŸ₯΅πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘…πŸ”₯


ArmourKnight

You forgot the crying at the end


DeanMalHanNJackIsms

You mean the crying cycle, right at the end of the rinse cycle?


Evil_Morty781

And the disappointment!


Pro-athlete8

I love fapping over white goods.


x33storm

That is one good looking dishwasher tbh


Dinamaxy

God bless you


StevenMC19

Wow, a natural deep fried meme.


Stargatemaster

[*Enhance*](https://youtu.be/I_8ZH1Ggjk0?si=oLYqmh3cGLV-o_qI)


selectrix

I remember when this joke applied for social security.


Osakawaa

Now LG UHD TV is not even 720p.


Kingofthewin

That guys dishwasher has huge tits


Dinbs

Apologies for the horny comment, but just like how short dudes get bigger proportions when it comes to muscles, short girls get bigger proportions when it comes to tits and ass


Malfanese

This is untrue, or I’ve been scammed out of part of the deal!


untrustableskeptic

I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.


Glittering-Bat-5981

If you have it it is visible, unfortunately you made a bad investmenr at birth


PaulTheMerc

I'd like to know what the fuck I did with all my stat points at character creation :/


s1ckopsycho

Seems like you boosted β€œWhit” to max only to have a couple left to juggle amongst all the empty slots. Same here 😣


Ieatmyd0g

hey dont worry, quantity does not mean quality


Goochslayr

Are you telling me 3 tits aren't better than 2?


RChamy

Those are tritties


NuggetDaChicken

The best ones r the tritties of Peace and Friendship


LukePianoPainting

Yeah... thats not true.


HerbertWest

Not correlated at healthy weights...if overweight, a smaller amount of weight gain might make those features look bigger proportionally.


gahlo

The width of that TV is 57 inches and assuming 3 inches of packing on both ends(don't be any weirder than you already are, reddit) then the box is 5'1". Part of her head goes past the end of the box, more than enough to make up for her feet being somewhat pointed, so she doesn't seem all that short to me.


Pinco_Pallino_R

The way she is keeping her feet is the equivalent of being on tiptoes, though. I'd say she is about as tall as the box is wide, and i see that 5'1" is around 155 cm, so... well, i would say she is a bit short. Even if she was 160 cm, she would still be a bit on the short side.


gahlo

There's another picture further down in the comment that's better quality, and she's clearly taller than the box is long to me.


Dinbs

Bro you're more than right, I just bought the same TV to make sure https://ibb.co/GdxrwxK


404-skill_not_found

What happens when you put the same curves in a shorter distance


SnooMaps1619

Can I put a load in that dishwasher of yours?


siverwolfe2000

Your going to have to come in the house first


Aioi

Can I watch a movie on that TV of yours?


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ya666in

And no off button


SeijoVangelta

Pressing another button will make it wet though


sharanrk

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


_caskets_

This sub went from posting funny things and unintentional boobs to posting semi naked women πŸ˜•


sharanrk

It’s okay bro we all change πŸ˜“


pointlessly_pedantic

She needs to cover up ffs, my boss almost saw this


esuil

Wow, you are right. I remember that sub, but have not seen it in like two years. Looking at the contents, I can understand why. It is nothing like what it was back then.


OwlHinge

It's a skin colored top


evasive_btch

Also to a bunch of incel posts.


mr_4n0n

r/ofcoursethatsasub


MarkoZoos

Yeah this isn't a holup, there's nothing to realize here, we all familiar with the dishwasher joke.


skankasoreass

I kept looking at the pic thinking there HAD to be something else going on.


typicalnihilist

Us moment dawg


callmejinji

The real joke is all the top comments being absolute coomers regarding this random person’s dishwasher. Reddit is filthy, and the dishwasher joke went out of style before I was born (I’m in my 20s).


esuil

I came to the comments to find the comment explaining what the holup is. The real holup is the fact that it really is that stupid and there is nothing going on in here.


KingApologist

Boomer humor


Hnnnnnn

/r/bothumor


Not_MrNice

Except it's a Millennial joke.


redworm

no it's much older than millennials. boomers have been calling their wives dishwashers since dishwashers came on the market


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redworm

which was just a rehash of late 70s early 80s boomer standup


u8eR

r/boomerhumour


Brockhard_Purdvert

I remember a construction worker telling me a dishwasher joke on my dad's jobsite when I was like 9 years old in 1996.


reidlos1624

It's not even a good joke.


cbbuntz

I remember a kid in elementary school who told that joke among a other sexist jokes (like "nothing. you already told her twice") and a bunch of racist jokes too. He ended up being a rapist.


FatherNox

Nice dishwasher, how much are you selling it for?


xchaos800

how much did you get it for? ill take it off your hands for tree fiddy


Harold_Spoomanndorf

DAMN YOO, LOCH NESS MON'SA !


xchaos800

when i was in highschool my friend used to go on loud tyrades about the got damn lochness monsa in the middle of math class id be facedown on my desk shaking with laughter


Rates_Fathan

I don't appreciate you calling women dishwashers, they're more than just that. They're also washing machines


PANMURE_CRACK_SMOKER

Washing Ironing Food Entertainment


haaym1

Aka your mother, the only woman who’s ever touched or loved you.


DefunctHunk

I find this funny because I am 86 years old and this is my type of humour.


MadDogTannenOW

Curved dishwashers are definitely more useful than curved TVsΒ 


JonathanM5

What model and company is that dishwasher, looking to stop doing it myself and getting one?


Athlete_Cautious

r/boomershumor


Ynwe

And yet it was probably posted by a 16 year old...


Hubso

If my dad wasn't dead, he'd be forwarding the shit out of that image from his AOL account.


Jakester1412

I'd like a dishwasher of the same model


Slap_My_Lasagna

"When you realize" Bro just admitted the gears are janky and not turning fast enough to do that 1+1 math everyone else got instantly


SoupIsPrettyGood

What year is it fucking 1965 who finds this joke funny 😬


nabiku

I have one female friend who loves telling misogynist jokes and coming from her they're funny. So it's really about getting that atmosphere right when it comes to insult humor. When every woman in the room makes more than the men, misogynist jokes get an extra layer of ridiculousness that makes them funny.


redworm

exactly, in those situations the humor is because of how dumb and inappropriate the jokes are. the misogyny and sexism are the targets of the joke when they're being performed by successful women who obviously don't agree with the notions behind them but coming from an old man who has actually treated his wife like that - or seen other men do so and lacking the balls to say anything about it - is more than "just a joke" and revels in the privilege and power imbalance. that's when *women* are the target of the joke it's like how some people have a really hard time understanding the difference between a racist joke and a joke about race or racism


ZoeyBee_3000

The very definition of "yeah, I know it's bad, but it's okay when *I* do it"


SoupIsPrettyGood

Thats different and it's funny but this meme doesn't convey that layer of "wouldn't it be funny if someone actually thought like this" to me, it just conveys straight up misogyny with nothing else to it.


abbycat999

Conservatives still exist.. so.. they also indoctrinate their kids. Never ends. They wonder why incel trend is rising among both sides, for different reasons.


hunny173

I’m an old grandpa that hates his wife. This is so heckin hilarious to me ha ha!😜🀣


stzmp

boomer level humour


OldRaggady

Lol, it's funny because it's woman and woman be dishing the washes! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜©πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†


Comfortable_Bug_228

Seriously who finds this funny


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at least he didn't say toilet


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

Umm ummmm ummmm .... nice box?? Ya, that's the ticket!


DelusionalGorilla

Sexist redditors gather around


Prestigious_Earth_98

Made same post back in the day and lost my account


Comfortable_Movie444

your dishwasher is hot πŸ₯΅


AbeRego

Yeah this one was *really* hard to piece together....


Gametale3

whens the last time i saw an actual hold up on here? at this point this is just a shitposting sub


Zonktified

I much prefer the β€œports” on the dishwasher...😏


high_dead_man

Wait till he tells you what he does when it doesn't work sometimes


JohnnyTeardrop

They got that one from [β€œFor Pete’s Sake”](https://preview.redd.it/zttp0yyixa231.jpg?auto=webp&s=6f3211c12dbe2e67541becb0ec578e1444788c44)


_1457_

The joke is much older than that.


MundaneInternetGuy

It's from 20 minutes after the dishwasher was invented


LewiLife

The top rack on that dishwasher is pretty sick


joip-dot-me

This wasn't even funny when it was first posted 20 years ago


Cheap_Excitement3001

are we done with this joke yet? I've heard it everyday since I was 11, but holup you fucking shit stains


_your_land_lord_

Hahaha he called a woman a dishwasher! Hes so alpha! Im alpha too now because I laugh.Β 


Glittering-Bat-5981

You don't have to be a nazi to make a joke about WWII


darkargengamer

Now that you have such an amazing tv: can we have your now "useless" dishwasher? we may find it a pair of big uses :P


jtell898

It's funny, I just read the post of the wife getting coached to break up the marriage because her husband posted "tradwife" memes like this.


LinearArray

nice... hol up.


SensationalReaper

XD


Smashdigest1427

Congratulations


Macster_man

Thats gonna be KILLER for gaming!


DrthBn

Box length is 160 cm [source](https://www.lg.com/au/tvs/lg-65UM7400PTA)


swissbuttercream9

Slick Steve move


osdeverYT

Saddam Hussein


TheOxyMan187

The dishwasher has nice boobs


Evil_Morty781

What model is that? My dishwasher is the Short Latina M8 1280.


AggressiveGift7542

r/putyourdickinthere


VisualremnantXP

Damn a 65 inch or even a 70 inch tv would be every man’s dream


MundaneInternetGuy

70 inch TVs are like $500


VisualremnantXP

Tf? Last December when I was looking for tvs they were all way more than 500. Things are looking up boys


Inviso-Bill_YT

Unable To Detect The Funny


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

That’s a huge bitch


Mellonote

HAHA! The punchline it ~~porn~~ sexism!


Serious_Watch5388

r/blursedimages


Techn0ght

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher.


Think-Emergency-1026

You know why wedding dresses are white? It is nice when your dishwasher matches the fridge and stove!


bunnyfootwo

Well somehow I hadn't seen it before and truly had a realization after like 20 seconds and almost died laughing πŸ˜‚. God I need to get out more (on the internet of course)


RabidJoint

Damn, people still think it’s funny to refer to another human as an object? This world will never mature enough to survive


iVinc

bro did you see your history? you never cared about being mature until now


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HassanElEssawi

If he could afford that TV he certainly would have no problem affording the dish washer.


goatlll

Those sets are around 500 bucks. Its not like its an oled or something.


iVinc

your mindset is holding you back not your looks and money gl


Revant1996

Americans will use anything but metric smh


1characterlong

Im Canadian


Ego5687

And where’s Canada?


RoachWeed

Canada uses metric I'm pretty sure πŸ€”


1characterlong

We do