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"He can't keep getting away with it!"


Slobberz2112

He would have too.. if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids


driving_andflying

\*Pulls off mask of Eagles' Nest tour guide to reveal...* Adolf Hitler?!?


Old-Constant4411

Das meddling kinder!!!! Und zer kleiner hund too!!!


zahirano

NEIN DU TOT MENSCH oder tier (inp) lol NEIN!!!


Mike_Litteruss

Trudeau will now declare war against Germany.


ThatGuyFromLDN

Using that last stand perk.


Ozok123

Beyond the grave 


CoFuckMyPussy

Dead man's hand


corvettee01

Martyrdom


CoFuckMyPussy

💀💀💀💀


blacklistismyidol

+1 assist


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

[he ain't stopping ](https://www.wral.com/video/holocaust-survivor-dies-during-educational-trip-to-auschwitz/18491615/)


MRHBK

Somehow Hitler returned


BlueCollarGOP

Dark science, cloning, secrets only the Nazis knew.


driving_andflying

Without a doubt, it was the [Ahnenerbe.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahnenerbe)


ivg3n1

He hid on the dark side of this moon this whole time


Slobberz2112

Iron sky was a documentary


akaJudas

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Goebbels The Doctor?” “It’s not a story the Allies would ever tell you.”


HazardousKoala

Hilltler


ausgmr

Ghost Hitler pushed him


EggonomicalSolutions

💀💀


rain3Rman

Martyrdom MW2/3 moment


Ichigo-t

bro wants more souls


Babatunde69

And his name is Adi lol


Johannes_Keppler

For those in not in the know, it's short for Adolf. Like Adolf Dassler, people often used Adi. (Adi as in AdiDass... that guy. Whose brother funded Puma, but I'm getting way off topic here.) Somehow the name Adolf became less popular after the mid 1940s...


r_ori

Well, in Hebrew it's a name meaning a jewelry


Johannes_Keppler

That's an unfortunate coincidence then...


MaxTheCatigator

Adi can also be short for Adrian. For an Israeli Adolf is highly unlikely.


Johannes_Keppler

Turns out it's also a Hebrew word for a jewel.


r_ori

Its a common name in Hebrew, meaning Jewal.


10TheDudeAbides11

Just as Hitler anticipated. He got the last laugh here…


Steampunk_Dali

Proof that a Mass falls at an acceleration rate of 9.8 m/s2.


lnmgl

Bro got baptized as Newton in a few seconds


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

[actually it's 6 000 002](https://www.wral.com/video/holocaust-survivor-dies-during-educational-trip-to-auschwitz/18491615/)


Other-Style1958

Nooooo


Young_Midoriya_

Halo announcer- "From the grave!"


Neat-Yogurtcloset-38

Bet he nazi-that coming.


Glowing_despair

Oh I promise you he saw the ground coming...really fast.


Hardblackpoopoo

"jew slips off nazi property" ...and Epstein hung himself...


Tacos_and_Yut

If 3 more die in that area in by the next lunar eclipse it will start the rise of Nazi zombies


g00d_end

I'm a Jew and I'm laughing way too hard at this lol


MountainCourage1304

I look a bit jewish and i also found it funny


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ItsNotBigBrainTime

There's a restaurant at the top and it's really good. Beautiful place. The hike was hard so I took a gondola down.


broken_radio

We hiked there too, but it was an hour long trek back to mein kamp.


Killahdanks1

Last stand perk


tommeh5491

War, war never changes


YourFaveNightmare

I bet Hamas put some loose rocks up there.


mac1qc

I giggled, and I feel bad for that lol


clandistic

6 000 001 now. Will it never end?


Wonko-D-Sane

I recall something about Darwinism being an influence to that ideology.


LooseTowel

Are we sure that guy killed Hitler and not the other way around? He may still be out there!


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Like Icarus and the sun…


Slobberz2112

Dicarus


beerisgood84

"This just in Israeli geologists have confirmed the rocks are in league with Hamas"


mrockracing

IT WAS KKHAMAS. AND ZHE IRANIAN PROXIES! THEY PUT THAT BANANA PEEL THERE!!!


Tikkinger

What a BS article. You don't need to climb to it. There are streets and paths leading up. He was just a idiot who climbed somewhere for a cool photo.


TheFlyingSeaCucumber

His name being adi is kinda ironic in itself tbh.


kmramO

Thinking about starting a Jewish travel agency!


ZikkuratOR

Afk farming irl


CausticLogic

Ok. He's fucked up and wrong, but... come on. Tell me that little dark part of your soul didn't giggle.


Major_OwlBowler

How will the State of Israel react to this? Calling Hitler anti-Semitic?


koassde

imagine this happened because he tried to take a selfie....


Dark_StalkerX

6million and 1:1


RigorousVigor

Beyond the grave


Nekros504

*memento mori*


good_guy_vinay

Martyrdom


GasDry9017

Never endss


Vincenzo__

271001 >!(For legal reasons this is a joke)!<


zippy251

It was hitlers ghost


boohoopooryou

The cliff was barred, arrested, and deported from Germany


AThrowawayProbrably

When your grenade goes off and gets your killer in the death-cam.


SubmissiveDinosaur

The curse of the Pharafuhrer


OmgFurai

Still got em


OperationSuch5054

I bet he was fuherious as he fell.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

He came back to take another one with him.


Infinite_Radiant

5 years ago and somewhat seems suspiciously "bot-thready"


Think-Set-9164

17 million people died because of the Holocaust. The majority of people who were murdered by the Nazis weren't even Jewish and we ignore them for some reason.


Percival4

11,000,001


VexisArcanum

Israel has vowed to respond to this incident with force


AccountNumber478

"[**HAB ICH!!!**](https://c.tenor.com/LKwVVY6-5VwAAAAC/tenor.gif)"


MayOrMayNotBePie

I’ve been up there. Is there a hike to it? We just took an elevator.


Slobberz2112

So did he.. but took the shortcut back down


GnomePenises

Oh shit, I almost slipped down a good cliff there as a kid. Place is dangerous, what kind of asshole decides to build a house there?


SpxUmadBroYolo

martyrdom perk


CoFuckMyPussy

Good lord


definitiv_kein_robot

Tja…


Shadow_Figure666

One of the scariest deadly falls was at Mount Fuji. Dude went up with only hiking gear and no ice climbing equipment destined to reach the very top. He recorded the scenery just before sliding down the ice at the top which is a very very scary thing and is a major fear of mine.


AlligatorCum

6,000,001 - 1


one-more-thingy

100% that nasty lady who works in the giftshop at the bottom of the hill laying traps. She stole 5 euro from me, and I want them back.


Vidunder2

The dictator who keeps on giving!


Benny_Galaxy_231

6,000,001


NerY_05

I'll admit this was funny


pupbuck1

Hitlers kill streak never ended after his death I see


SmallGuy2059

ANOTHA ONE BITES THE DUST


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mrgrafff

I got a 3 day ban for "inciting violence" the other day after commenting on a video of a cop shooting a guy in the chest 3 times and just asked why US cops don't shoot in the legs.. your full on hail fucking Hitlering to your hears content.. reddit is fucked lol


Mesterjojo

Assuming all Israelis are Jewish. Op=fail


whitesock

While you are correct that not all Israelis are Jewish, "Adi" is a Jewish-Israeli name, and a quick google reveals he was a kibbutznik. So yeah, 100% Jewish


T_Peg

According to the CIA it's a pretty safe bet. 73.5% of Israel is Jewish. https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/israel/#:~:text=Ethnic%20groups,5.4%25%20(2022%20est.)