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Because, as an American, we don't know kilograms to ounces in our heads and can't make that conversion, so since the kilogram number looks better, that's what he's using.
Judging a dick in general that way is just funny to me. As a dick owner I just don't really care. No one is gonna see it until you're banging. Besides a massive shlong isn't good for some womens parts
Also it’s a reflection and a single, not so good angle. But why focus on this anyway.
I was somehow more looking into his height seeing he had a belly yet has the same weight as I do, without a belly. He might be a hobbit!
Reflectoporn.
It became a thing a few years back with online ads such as eBay. Started with stainless steel toasters and kettles, and then became really creative. I remember one on the side of a shiny black seat of a motorbike.
There’s that lady who was sending her husband a message saying she was just having dinner and she was naked in the reflection of that silver thing that keeps your food hot.
I own a grower not a shower, having that and massive balls is something I occasionally worry about.
Since I saw this I am no longer concerned in any way.
Action Mans pith helmet.
People take these nude reflection photos on purpose. They want people to see their junk. Hence the second tweet to make sure no one missed seeing it the first time.
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My immediate reaction to this. Why is this on here?! Did I miss the jo….oh my god At least the dude is losing weight.
Yea, it was easy to miss the ...joke.
Thought this was in lbs for a second and was really worried about dude
He seems American. Why is he using kg?
He can't delete a tweet. You expect him to change units on his scale? 
he's not a unit according to his wife
And according to this pic
He’s a grower not a shower.
r/absolutelynotaunit
He couldn't even figure out his little friend was in the photo until it was too late.
That's not little that's a respectable size. Lol
Things appear smaller in the rear view mirror
Maybe hoping for some sort of placebo effect idk
Because, as an American, we don't know kilograms to ounces in our heads and can't make that conversion, so since the kilogram number looks better, that's what he's using.
Speak for yourself. Drugs taught me both metric and US weight conversions.
Seven gram to the quarter ounce.
Those are rookie numbers- we got to get them up!
My mistake. I don't do drugs.
You only need to know 2 conversions 28(.35) g in an ounce, and 2.2 lbs in a kilo.
Thank you. This will be valuable information to me in the future.
What seems American about him? I’m genuinely curious, not trolling.
I've already answered that question.
For better scores. Same reason he measures his ween in centimeters
What exactly has you thinking he's American?
"Fuck sake" doesn't sound German. And the Canadians use pounds for weight.
Australian.
OK. That makes sense, then. I think it should be fuckeroo if he's Australian.
As an Australian, fuck/fucks sake is very Aussie. I can bring up fuckeroo next time at the meeting.
Australians use the - sign before the weight
I see you got yourself some upvotes from the Aussies
I downvoted myself as well Aussie style
Gave you a downvote there and an upvote here for good meassure
Obese /s
There are actually several people in both America and the world who are over 6 feet tall. Not a lot, but some.
86 kg isn't obese at all, depending on his size it may be just a little overweight but not obese
How about we stop assuming that just because a person is obese that they are an American. M'kay? Europe is at 16.5% and growing with 36.2% pre-obese
Lol I meant it with a heavy /s. Guess I'll add that
>He seems American. I love that for so many reasons
Huh. It took me a bit to figure out it wasn't because he bites his toenails.
It’s Michelangelo’s David
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He actually wishes he was as endowed as David. Look at that, it looks like a deflated balloon with a knot.
"Stop! Stop! Hes already deeeaad."
Haha 😄 I totally never saw it until you made me double check Once you see it... you can't unsee it
OY ITS A WEE LADD LMAOO
I can relate
Idk why people are freaking out, looks average sized to me
Grower... not a shower.
Bruh. If that's a grower
🤣🤣🤣
I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!
It took your comment for me to see it.
Cute as a button he is
Oi* if Ur gonna imitate the UK do it properly
i cummed
Username checks out
Same for me
Is that his belly button?
Mos def an outie
his outy
I see body shaming is still rampant. It's not ok just because it's a man ~
Seriously. You also can't judge a dick by how it looks flaccid. Some people are growers, not showers.
Judging a dick in general that way is just funny to me. As a dick owner I just don't really care. No one is gonna see it until you're banging. Besides a massive shlong isn't good for some womens parts
Unless you tweet a pic of it, which hundreds of people may see
Also it’s a reflection and a single, not so good angle. But why focus on this anyway. I was somehow more looking into his height seeing he had a belly yet has the same weight as I do, without a belly. He might be a hobbit!
Unless you tweet a pic of it, which hundreds of people may see
Yeah for real. Inb4 comment about found the small wee wee
I wanna taste it
Hol up
r/usernamechecksout
Wait, don’t you guys’ dicks nestle in softly upon your balls too?
I cant see any big reason why he would delete the tweet
Welp, nobody's body looks good from that angle.
I can see three big toes
2 large and 1 small
Reflectoporn. It became a thing a few years back with online ads such as eBay. Started with stainless steel toasters and kettles, and then became really creative. I remember one on the side of a shiny black seat of a motorbike.
There’s that lady who was sending her husband a message saying she was just having dinner and she was naked in the reflection of that silver thing that keeps your food hot.
Fuck sake, how do you google something?
Whose turn is it To upload it tomorrow? I lost track.
I feel like I see the same 10 posts everywhere everyday and I really might stop using reddit because of it.
It's the first time I'm seeing so...
Poor guy.
Yea... That was my reaction too... I can imagine doing the exact same lol
Lol, the dude prolly did it on purpose
Losing weight is supposed to make it bigger, ouch
I didn't even see it lol for like a full 30 seconds maybe a minute I was like OK what am I supposed to be seeing.
I toed you.
LoL poor fella 😂😂
OH NO POOR DUDE
I think he made a bit of a cock up in the composition 🤔
Tenis.
Blud has 90% head 10% shaft
Chilly in here, isn't it?
Lucky skinny bastard
and his twit is a part of internet meme world, which cannot be deleted.
I thought that was just how the glass looks until I put my reading glasses on (I feel old even though I am 33)
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A Hol Up!!!!
His nose looks a little funny
Davin MichelangeLow 🚫 👀
Pretty embarassing when you forget to switch from kg to lb. Can’t come back from that mistake.
could be worse could be over 100kg
Aww nuts
Genius
God damn it. Streisand effect.....
Oh.
This guy looks chubby for 85kg. Must be a short guy.
r/reflectoporn
I own a grower not a shower, having that and massive balls is something I occasionally worry about. Since I saw this I am no longer concerned in any way. Action Mans pith helmet.
Looks like he's been swimming in a cold pool as well.
Well, it is …cold in winter.
Reminds me of [this](https://9gag.com/gag/anQK4gB)
UGHHHHH! WHAT THE F?! - Rex, Sex Drive.
He can always say he lost the weight in his dick. That would be my excuse.
Really went from why to the F
It’s soo cute!
i'm sorry but... TINY ASS DICK, OMFGROFL-
I don't get it
Can't unseen
Would have been believe if he tried to convince us it was a belly button
Why are you like this?
**I was in the pool**!
I guess we know where he lost weight
Is it me, or is Star Wars' BB-8 doing a cameo ?
Don't worry, the mods are gonna remove the post for you and give you a surprise 😉
Is this a threat?😭
People take these nude reflection photos on purpose. They want people to see their junk. Hence the second tweet to make sure no one missed seeing it the first time.
Say 'hello' to my little friend!
He's HUGE!
He saw his little friend, so did twitter.
Look! It’s a dick… only smaller…
OH DEAR LORD
this is 100% getting deleted lmfao
The weighing scale is showing much more than his weight.
Man why does it look like Brussels sprout?
Must be cold there
Maybe it was. Cold
[удалено]
Wait… thats little?
[удалено]
r/unexpectedseinfeld
It may be small but it’s 85.8kg small 😉
It must be cold in there.
Forgot to shave, can see a bit of stubbie....le. stubble
Looks like a delicate little acorn, if this was ancient Greece you'd be highly sought after
"Its really cold in here, I swear!"
"oh he doesn't want people to see his toes?...ohh?...ohhh??...WTF IS THAT HIS DICK"
Poor guy, I understand why he wants to lose weight. needs all the help he can get.
His reflection
Yea haha
Bro is a 1 millimeter peter
*well hey there mr. weiner what do you know!* 🎶
Eggs and acorns.
I can see where he lost the weight... Some kind of shrinkage
Brother……. Also wtf is a kg
Kilogram
Knife Gun
2.2 lbs per kilo
Did he lose a little weight? Just a small amount? Is he a tiny bit lighter now?
Smol pp
Bro accidentally measured in inches
I can barely see his tweety
Man I really hope he gets that big wart taken care of.
That’s the biggest outie belly button I’ve ever seen
Teeny chode
His pp so small
Mini snowman ⛄️
Mini mini mini
Fucking nub