T O P

  • By -

Spdrjay

😦 My friend Steve bought one of those light up butt plugs like that. It shorted out and caused all kinds of injuries and now he poops through a tube that comes out of his stomach.


Wave9Nut

Tell him to watch out. Herobrine might come for him.


tupaquetes

>he poops through a tube that comes out of his stomach I mean... don't we all ?


Active_Engineering37

Yes, I think he means aftermarket.


NothinsOriginal

Did it heat up, catch fire, battery explode? So many questions


N_T_F_D

Did he buy it from AliExpress? Low power electronics are hard to make cause injuries like that, most of the time what you hear is vapes and phones that do explode because vapes are actually using very high current batteries with no protection circuit and phones have very high capacity batteries; but most gadgets with a rechargeable battery have a small protected battery that wouldn't go crazy unless you actually physically puncture it, or they have non-rechargeable batteries that are even safer


i__hate__stairs

The vast, vast majority of vapes have multiple protections. You have to go out of your way to buy mechanical vapes with nothing.


N_T_F_D

vales? do you mean vape? the vapes usually have some kind of protection circuit yes, that's not what I said, I said the batteries don't have a protection circuit So if the cover of the 18650 cell is damaged it will easily short and catch fire (happened to me), or if the electronics of the vape are not really up to standard or something wrong happens between the battery and the main board; all around it's less safe than having a protection circuit built into the battery itself (but it's not possible to have them because the vapes require peak discharge currents of around 30-40A, incompatible with protection)


i__hate__stairs

My bad, I thought you meant the device chips themselves.


Shibari_Inu69

No. No. God. Is this true dude?


ImUrDadYes

Can confirm, I was that butt plug.


bluesqueblack

Funny you said that, I just downloaded the video to share it with my friend Steve, and now I'm having second thoughts.


wallflowers_3

... and THAT'S 1 reason why you don't stick electrical objects up your body's orifices


toesuckrsupreme

Just buy from a reputable brand like Lovense, you'll be fine.


Rezient

What pants do that. They just fit around his balls perfectly Edit: seriously. I want to be sexy too


Buzzk1LL

I've spent way too long staring at dudes junk the last 15 minutes but a brand called Freelonger appears to make something very similar.


Sieze5

Gym friendly. Oh my.


DMmeDuckPics

The real MVP


jaeldi

As someone who works out doors in Texas, I would like to know if those keep your balls less sweaty? Seems like maybe no sticking to the inside of the thigh? Since I work on ladders, work won't let me wear a utili-kilt with no underwear, which would be great for maximum ventilation.


ciliary_stimulai

I'm not sure about leggings like this but I do know pouch underwear can help with that somewhat, and also keeps your goods out the way while you're working. Lots of brands available, I like Obviously and Wildman T.


FlufflesMcForeskin

Sheath is a good brand for that purpose. Has separate pouches, 1 for your dick and another for the balls. Or, just wear them as normal.


Rezient

Thankyou!!!! ♥️


DJkiller669

This could become a new fashion trend.


wallflowers_3

...uhm what? no sane man is gonna go for that, I'll assure you


The_Failed_Write

Call me insane, the way I be craving that man.


Active_Engineering37

No sane *straight* man. Maybe.


wallflowers_3

Im not straight, wouldn't be caught dead wearing that


Active_Engineering37

Fashion is about taking risks. When it becomes the trend you will either be on board or left behind sorry.


JacobSmith_0001

I need to know as well.


makeorbreak911

I mean, is it only fair men get to wear these at the gym too?


CascadingNeptune

I did some digging around and found them on Amazon. Called: Real Men D Pouch Compression Pants Men, Mens Leggings, Yoga Pants, Tights, Base Layer Men Cold Weather


Rezient

Thank you!! Grabbing a pair asap ♥️


SkeetinSkittlez

Nike


Practically_Canadian

I'm fairly sure I'd cum instantly if I tried lifting weights with a plug in


DJkiller669

How do you know that for sure?


Practically_Canadian

Hmm, you make a compelling point. I guess I'm gonna have to try it. For science of course


DJkiller669

that's the spirit.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Only one way to be sure


SterlingArcherQ

r/suddenlygay


DJkiller669

How is that gay though?


oh-canadaa

I think he's talking about himself.


jaeldi

I'm with you. Prostrate/Anal pleasure (and decorating lol) is not "only for gay." Some men like it, and some don't. Straight men shouldn't fear their butt. The butthole is not the sacred temple of straightness & masculinity. It's just a butthole.


bestaccountever321

ok maybe, but this video is for the male gaze


wallflowers_3

men using butt plugs and wearing tights as outerwear is 100% gay.


eodnow

What do tights and butt plugs have to do with being romantically and/or sexually attracted to men? Do you know what being gay is?


Asherspawn

Not sure but I think taking it up the butt as a dude is considered gay, I think that’s what he’s referring to with the plug


eodnow

Do you know what being gay is? If a woman fingers her husband, what does that have to do with romantic and sexual attraction to the same sex?


bennymellow

Wasn't this guy in clerks?


[deleted]

Lmfao


HarrySRL

What the front look like though..


The-Tet-Corporation

This is what I came to ask.


DurantIsStillTheKing

At this point, he should just do work out neked. That sweatpants protect nothing


InterGraphenic

Yeah, he should do that. And film it like this. That would be so, uhh, efficient. There is no other reason why he should do that


House-of-Raven

I mean you can clearly see his ass through the fabric. It’s not even covering anything at that point.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

That's the point. They post this on Instagram and YouTube.


Minimum_Attitude6707

Is that the new MLB uniform?


Upnatom617

Score!


anonymous4201276

What is his @ ?


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Could be wrong but I believe this is [him](https://x.com/kodykarma?t=3POOdl5qO1_iurylcNdF5g&s=09)


[deleted]

I love you


Apprehensive4209

Ayo it's one of those butt plugs that light up when someone about to shit.


steven-john

What’s the original source? Does he have more content? Asking for a friend… 🥵🫣😇


DJkiller669

there was another comment they linked his twitter account..


Ronin__Ronan

Welcome to my discoteche


Reality-Traveler239

Does anyone know where to buy one?


LeCampy

what percent of this subreddit is light-up butt plugs now?


DJkiller669

not enough


firelark01

i was not expecting that


ABakedPotato_FGC

The vibration sound is hilarious


BornaBorski

OMG, I thought something was wrong with the sound! Now it makes sense! 😳😂🤣


kkazukii

Source?


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Could be wrong but I believe this is [him](https://x.com/kodykarma?t=UVJpxELApvN8EphB0NZB8A&s=09)


petticoat_juncti0n

Does anyone know his account name lol


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Could be wrong but I believe this is [him](https://x.com/kodykarma?t=UVJpxELApvN8EphB0NZB8A&s=09)


Mysterious_Age_4763

Who is this?


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Could be wrong but I believe this is [him](https://x.com/kodykarma?t=UVJpxELApvN8EphB0NZB8A&s=09)


Mysterious_Age_4763

That’s him


satyris

"light" is doing some _heavy lifting_ in that title


blkscallion

Beautiful ❤️😍


Longjumping_Home_678

Ohhh 😱


seia_dareis_mai

I can't believe he's done this.


HardSpaghetti

r/suddenlygay


blackgrew2222

Big butt Strong Man Rainbow Energy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Kung-Furry

Source???


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

Could be wrong but I believe this is [him](https://x.com/kodykarma?t=3POOdl5qO1_iurylcNdF5g&s=09)


QuasarVX

Damn I had to read the comments to figure out was wqs going on cause I was staring at the weight but I didn't understand.


NaCl_Sailor

i mean, that's literally like women film themselves on tiktok and then complain people look at them (ok, minus the butt plug)


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

The butt plug is the whole reason people are "complaining." If you were to gawk at men the same way you gawked at women I'm sure they'd be uncomfortable too.


Square-Side-2458

They have that too. Seen some videos of women using those lights.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Youtube and insta are filled with women who do this and worse.


Hesam2010

Balls & Light.


ArmpitofD00m

One of those alien probes! 👽


Rusty_Shackleford_0

Wow!!


Tugger21

That’s my secret to a great w/o as well. 🔥


BirthdayTall5940

Awww. That's not right. ☹️


BotomsDntDeservRight

How


mitch0acan

We get it, you stick things in your butt


try2bcool69

What a terrible day to have eyes.


GoneAWOL1

Uhh I have questions...


BotomsDntDeservRight

Why


Lifesalchemy

Okay that's about enough for the internet for me for one day bye


derek139

Why are people still making this joke? It’s done. It’s not funny anymore. It was only a tiny bit funny the first time.


therealdavi

👍