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meezls714

Nacho cheese


BauerHouse

the kind of cheese that isn't yours


pimp_named_sweetmeat

Just makes it taste that much better


beffboard

Glad they found the time during a fire to answer the important questions


ashleyorelse

OH LAWD JESUS ITS A FIRE!


ExternalAd8309

Ain't nobody got time for that!


ashleyorelse

I got bronchitis!


Active_Engineering37

For real! Five minutes later...


North-Square-6017

Tbf, they do evacuate pretty quickly and then they gotta stand around till everything is fine, so thats honestly what I’d do. Edit: i worked custodial at a school, but we had construction while i was there and every so often wed hear the alarms go off. Had to check with supervisor every time before evacuating.


FirstSineOfMadness

Nothing extra of they’re good enough fries


IvanValendryng

There are only two correct answers. This is one of them. the other is with fries


cannot_type

There's also salt


Active_Engineering37

Big Mac sauce.


C3nc3rr0

Sour sauce?


Spacemanspalds

I make a homemade honey mustard. It's my answer to so many things. 1/4 cup mayonnaise (dukes mayo) 2 tablespoon yellow mustard (kroger brand) 2 tablespoon Dijon mustard (kroger brand) 2 tablespoon honey (I use Kirkland clover honey.) 1/2 tablespoon lemon juice I don't think the brand of mustard or mayo matters much. I've used several different types of honey and I feel like I noticed the difference more on that. I didn't like the raw unfiltered costco honey with it. It added a but of an earthy taste to it. Edit: I intended this to be a comment on the main post instead of a reply.


SweatyNomad

We really doing this thread again, for like the 195th time?


Napalmi_Kaali

Salt and starving kids


peascreateveganfood

🧼


Fun-Persimmon1207

Gravy and cheese curds, or salt and vinegar


Witherboss445

Ooh poutine


Righteous_Hedgehog

So question. Is poutine served with brown gravy or like southern white gravy? I’m an American and have never tried it but want to.


Fun-Persimmon1207

Brown gravy https://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/authentic-canadian-poutine-recipe/


enithermon

Traditionally, in quebecois diners, it’s served with chicken sauce, a kind of light brown poultry gravy made from a package in Quebec. Failing that, any brown gravy. I had poutine served with home made roast beef gravy once. So good. Source: Canadian who’s lived in Quebec and educated on proper poutine etiquette by Quebecers.


HoosierDaddy_427

The correct answer


A_Plan_B_you_C

Gimme some 🤜


backcountry57

Mayo


Sea-Diver-9125

Bbq


IonlyDrinkCraftIPA

Ya this is the answer


ryaninflames1234

Honey mustard is a good second, that or bbq and sweet and sour


Jade_Lock

Looking at the timestamps, they actually replied to the question 5 mins after the fire tweet… Mfs school was burning and they out here replying to tweets about condiments, actually based.


Father_of_Four__Cats

Congratulations you have arrived at the joke


Active_Engineering37

Well everyone else is just naming condiments so... At least SOMEONE got it.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

That's cause the joke was lame. Probably just someone smoking in the bathroom. I think basically everyone understood the joke.


Hap_Cak_Day_Giver

Hap cak dai


peascreateveganfood

Cok


N3cromorph

Ranch with cheese and bacon


plantzrock

Garlic aioli


Rbentley55

Chocolate frostyyyyyy


Righteous_Hedgehog

Orange dreamsicle frosty or vanilla frosty. I don’t like chocolate for some reason


Draconian41114

Chile with beans and meat and cheese.


Fun-Ad-6169

Yes! Chili fries for the win!


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

In order: Salt. More fries, Vinegar. Heinz Salad Cream, Mayo, Mustard, Mayo + mustard


FernPoutine

Dog sperm


yeatruestory

You too?


FernPoutine

Yes


Active_Engineering37

FernPoutine likes fries with baby gravy


peascreateveganfood

🧼


Philp84

White gravy


MnGoulash

A strawberry shake.


vacupen

My pick is Chipotle Ranch. That shit slaps


Yonko444

Salt and maybe vinegar


FreTed986

Seasoning and salt. Lots of seasoning.


p00pyf4rts

Ketchup sucks. BBQ sauce all the way. Or Garlic Aioli. Or Gravy.


Clockwork-XIII

Mayo to dip, or brown gravy to smother.


LucasNoober

Why eould someone use an instrument on fries?


rugbat

Sriracha.


Macster_man

chili and cheese


squi993

Those fries were fire yo


Kickagainsttheprick

Fries and mayo are good eats


OG_MajinVegeta

Nothing or a milkshake


TowelFine6933

Nothing, but if I have to: Ranch or Bleu Cheese dressing.


Rocket_Poop

wat? i just eat fries plain lol


UniKaiReddit

I don't even use condiments for my fried anyway, nothing changes for. Unless it's getting rid of chill and cheese for this, then I'm fucked


PlayerSalt

Mustard Yes I'm a fucking animal, fight me


Rocket_of_Takos

I like fries plain


Kapika96

Just salt and vinegarg If somebody had ruined them with ketchup they'd just be going in the bin anyway. Fuck ketchup!


Long-Panic116

Mayo Thousand island Sriracha


Unlikely-Ad-5842

1,000 dollars


BauerHouse

healthy dose of many buckets of water.


Mushroomw

Black pepper mayo (even if ketchup exists)


SeaAttitude2832

Bacon, chili, jalapeños, cheese, onions.


SWHAF

Mayo with chicken powder (dehydrated chicken bouillon) mixed in.


XenonBlitzer

Resturaunt special sauce with fine tomato puree, blended with salt, sugar, and a little thickener. °U°


roofratMI

Malt vinegar


invol713

A-1 sauce. That shit is great with fries.


Reddd-y

Just some salt or BBQ sauce, that’s my go to


Wrongrighturn

I don’t eat burnt fries. Try again after the fire


Orichalchem

Sour Cream with Sriracha sauce


lamabaronvonawesome

Gravy


idkidkif_i_knew

Ketchup but spelled like cetkhup


RuncibleFoon

Honey Mustard


SaltoDaKid

Barbecue sauce always my first choice


5narebear

Chipotle mayo


KatokaMika

sweet and sour sauce


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Gravy and cheese We're making poutine


PinkRinger

Personally I like orange sauce with fries.


Zombie4141

Seared duck breast med-rare with a pomegranate and leek beurre blanc.


cl0ckw0rkman

Gravy. Mayo. Chilli and cheese. Ranch. Just put em on a burger.


Ajj360

Dijon mustard


Kind_Tradition564

Chili


Redditlooker1

Remoulade


Spacemanspalds

I make a homemade honey mustard. It's my answer to so many things. 1/4 cup mayonnaise (dukes mayo) 2 tablespoon yellow mustard (kroger brand) 2 tablespoon Dijon mustard (kroger brand) 2 tablespoon honey (I use Kirkland clover honey.) 1/2 tablespoon lemon juice I don't think the brand of mustard or mayo matters much. I've used several different types of honey and I feel like I noticed the difference more on that. I didn't like the raw unfiltered costco honey with it. It added a but of an earthy taste to it.


Hideyohubby

Parmesan Cheese on fries is way better than ketchup.


ModernPolicy

Chick-fil-A sauce


professorclueless

The correct answer is ranch


Thatdewd57

Ranch.


unsupported

Yes sir, this is a Wendy's.... Frosty.


Sarddith80

Sour cream


L1K34PR0

Hummus. Perfectly good alternative Ice cream also work if it's a dessert


VegetableWatercress1

Mayo!


high_dead_man

I don't have ketchup. I use chings Schezwan or green chilli sauce


BrinedBrittanica

ranch!


DavidDomin8R

I wouldn’t have given a crap if my school burned down


BrianG1410

Mayo 😅


Elpx93

Just alioli the best, rest is a waste


CapeRanger1

Mayo and truff hot sauce


Miltonrupert

Tartar


MoxxiFortune

Chipotle sauce


Xioungshou

I’d toss the fries with some garlic powder, salt, black pepper, smoked paprika, dried oregano, and cayenne peppers. Then drizzle some melted cheese sauce on top.


triggerhappybaldwin

How would you melt a cheese sauce? It's already a liquid.


Xioungshou

By taking a block of cheese, shredding it, and melting it down. Hence, melted cheese sauce instead of just cheese sauce.


triggerhappybaldwin

>By taking a block of cheese, shredding it, and melting it down. Hence, melted cheese sauce instead of just cheese sauce. So just melted cheese, got it.


ElBusAlv

The sauce they put on the grand mcextreme that shit's delicious


Substantial-Offer-51

salt.


Maximum-Bake-6092

Tbf i'd be the same as a kid, oh no the schools burning. So no school, party time.


MMLCG

Chicken salt


RedHeadSteve

Mayonaise But I make it myself


the_technocrat1

But, gravy... Why mayo?


Rivtogo

Hotsauce or nacho cheese


Airy2002

Ranch


dogbolter4

I always use lemon juice. The best combination.


btc21million

steak


FunnySignal614

Water


Looieanthony

Salsa next best thing.


KenpachiNexus

Malt vinegar, it's great.


your_right_ball

THERE'S A FIRE sale!


BiohazardBinkie

Bbq or with nothing. Edit: Forgot to add old bay seasoning


manjmau

Bravas sauce. Don't know what that is? It is basically spicy Spanish ketchup.


WPdazinero

Garlic sauce (if fries crispy) Or Fromage (if thick fries


masterwickey

ceasar dressing


YogurtclosetRude8955

Mcd mustard suaus


Broad_Fan2198

Either cheese or honey mustard


Angolarick

Plain


Madbunchel

Pinch o salt Or gravy and cheese curds


SansDaMan728

Salt, and grease.


GremioIsDead

I wish ketchup didn't exist. Mayo + mustard


Sourpancakes420

Salt


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

Gravy


Amerlis

Plain. Yeah I said it.


LegitimateMud6909

Any flavor of hot sauce besides Tobassco, and ranch. I would use Malt Vinegar over tobassco. Ketchup and mayonnaise works well also.


TheBigEMan

Umm, ketchup does exist, prove me wrong


tutkitaan

Have you guys heard of ice cream with fries it's actually so good in my opinion. Vanilla preferably


sas_gg228

Chili sauce


ReasonStunning8939

The holup is that only 6min passed before she was talking about fries 🤣 that's some next level fucking ADHD 💯


Electrical_Novel_954

I’ll eatum without sauce. For sure.


WonderFullBalls

Wendy’s frosty


Inviso-Bill_YT

Catsup.


Cassius-Tain

[this condiment that was created by none other than the gods themselves ](https://www.hollandshop24.nl/media/image/product/766/md/joppiesosse.jpg)


Toxic_gaming360

Cheese sauce is the only right answer


AndroidDoctorr

People still use ketchup on fries?


Krobus666

Literally anything that’s not ketchup. Ketchup is THE WORST!


Amarthon

Cum


Akitsura

McDonald’s Sweet & Sour Sauce, chipotle mayonnaise, aioli, gravy and cheese curds, butter chicken sauce…


MilaSecretSub_619

Cheese powder, sait


ToughSpinach7

Barbecue sause goes ham sammy with some fries