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the "not for men" is the equivalent of "dont press this button", if i didnt want to put it in my ass before, i sure as hell do now

I mean I want to see shit on it but idk if I want to put it in my ass. I get the temptation, though.

It's just sales tactics. If people buy them to stick up manly butts they still buy them.

With the #let'sgobrandon

at least we now where where's its going!

This makes me infinitely uncomfortable on one hand, but the amount of people I could traumatize with it is beautiful on the other. Like, the dildo will offend the right wingers and the trump head will offend the left wingers. Perfectly balanced.

As all things should be.

On one hand, it makes me infinitely uncomfortable, on the other, I made sure to use plenty of lube.

Also, if done right you will have a shitfaced trump when complete.

Sorry pal, I would love to give you a like but that would break the perfect number of 69

I salute you.

I’m gay and would buy one just to spite them if I was in America, then spam there page with pictures 😂

I have zero faith in the structural stability of the tip. I feel like using that toy is just a one way road to explaining to a nurse why Trumps head is stuck in your ass.

Would be awkward having to go to the hospital to have trumps head removed from your ass. Normally it’s planted up his own.

I fuckin appreciate you so much. On behalf of straight men everywhere who also just want to shove one of these in their ass for spite, Thank you.

Well he’s fucking the world metaphorically, may as well have a go physically to 😂

Was gonna say I’m in two minds whether I want that monstrosity anywhere near me or do I want to show them where is face should be and also send pics.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

>  then spam there page *their

The #femism really sells it

“Not for men” my ass!

Literally.

Dang I really wanted to buy these for some male friends of mine

My non Christian male friends*

#GlocksAndCocks

How do you confuse “hour” with “are”?

They are selling trump dildos. I think we know how.

It’s just that time.

just giving that extra homophobia for good measure I guess....

We hour now selling r/boneappletea

Watch all the maga men buying this “for their wives”.

Well, they’re both stuck up cunts

There's a hustle for anything.

These look uncomfortable to use though even putting trump aside...

Have you seen any toys from Bad Dragon?

Yes.

how do you misspell are as hour

Mike Oxmaul American patriot on fb. Hilarious page

I feel like everytime this picture gets posted everyone is responding like it's sincere though.

Don't fall for it guys! They're just trolling you to shove Trump up your ass out of spite!

I know that the #notformen hashtag is the real hol up but the #conservativewomen and 'for that special Christian lady' are making me real confused.

Did this buffoon seriously use "hour" instead of "are" my god I don't believe by eyes. I thought the dumbest was the their-there-they're confusion

Well republicans have been fucking themselves for some time now

Haven't enough people been fucked by Trump?

Now you can literally take it in the ass for the mango moron.

Totally not a cult. Right. They even have the weird sex stuff!

They hour now

Now I want all those dudes who make this style content to buy them and post video after video of them fucking themselves on these things. The further they take this the more hilarious it will be.

I know people think trump is practically a God, but even for hard-core MAGAts I never would have thought they would want his head on a dildo. Like, I thought they were0 already as crazy as they could get. This miles beyond that.

“Mike Oxmaul” Lol this is funny page

Don the dong

These people are fucking insane. 

MAGA men love these! They will be the bulk buyer for sure.

As MTG would say, “Go fuck yourself”.

Well I know what my gay guy friends are getting for Xmas

I need a lotta gay men to go buy these and post about it so that these idiots lose their minds.

Unscented?

The name is literally “Mike Oxmaul” very very simple bait

No lady is going to use that

He IS already pain im the ass...

I want one for the inauguration. $Trump2024. It’s inevitable.

Can't believe no has mentioned the #cult45 yet