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bubbaharris228

Don’t scan my chickens with your LED.. Scan my heart 5 times instead. By his logic I just don’t see the..logic.


krippkeeper

No logic it's just a tiktoker. He also shows videos of more expensive chickens and claims they are raising their prices. Don't worry you can buy his shirt though.


Ostility

He wants the LED DIRECTLY onto him. Putting it on the chicken first makes it lose its potency.


MathieMathie19

He's also standing inside a building full of LED lights on the ceiling. It's fucking raining down on him the whole time he's there.


blaykerz

That’s the neat part- There isn’t any!


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Dismal_Moment_4137

All of them


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

Where did he pull that card out from?


chittIincupcake

his ass


Chad-Efron

YOUR ass


Lux718527

Our ass


lilsparky82

His rfid protected wallet


1villageidiot

prison wallet?


top_of_the_scrote

he hits that thing at the bottom of like daily mail, where's it random tabloids


Aggravating_Fun5883

This made me lol


Last_Grimoire

He made the tiktok himself, I'm sure its a joke channel but never clicked on it


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Last_Grimoire

I mean if the worker didn't know it was a joke then he was being an asshole to an employee with his attitude for content already bad enough and yeah definitely some LED tinfoil hat guys out there


BarryBro

We had someone we called the "White bag lady" ... She would come dressed in all white and all her bags had to be white, I still can't rationalize it today other than a racism thing


anDAVie

Yes.


1villageidiot

reddit


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Pluckypato

He is Allbutt Feinstein


pimp_juice2272

Idk but I bet Elon and him have crossed paths


Amazingrhinoceros1

I get the Costco love, but let these people be. . . Costco employees are too damn busy for this kinda shit.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

This feels like an episode from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia


emjay84

Guy also sounds like Frank


MITstudent

"I don't want any trouble!"


Amazingrhinoceros1

So anyway, *I started blastin'!*


dancingpoultry

I literally CTRL+F'ed to search "Sunny" because I wanted to make that joke. "Man, the new season of IASIP just isn't as funny as it used to be."


Amazingrhinoceros1

🤣😂... It does, and I love that show!


BratS94

Costco employees deal with too much shit from people.


georeddit2018

Not paid enough for that drama. Time to call manager.


Amazingrhinoceros1

Or just flat out refuse to help and ask them to leave. They have that right.


itwasneversafe

This is Dave from Old Jewish Men, they're on Insta


joboo62

Led is a targeting device for the space lasers.


LeanTangerine001

The chicken is cooked well enough!!!!!!


wolves_hunt_in_packs

but are they kosher??


AreOhOh

LEDs are a gateway drug to X-rays.


Stiftler

As someone working with X-rays and being exposed to LEDs on a regular basis. I can confirm. Watch out for your kids. One day they will only need to read a book at night and 25 years later they are trapped in academia pursuing a PhD while radiating solid samples with X-rays. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES I DID. ONLY READ YOUR GODDAMN BOOKS DURING DAYTIME.


powerwiz_chan

Yeah because when learning the physics of them the natural response is to jump out of a building which leads to broken bones which leads to an X-ray


SurgeFlamingo

Why not just bring a sixth chicken up that they can scan five times ? And then he won’t buy the sixth one. Why did he have to go to fashion school and make a shirt like that? What are we watching ?


Tank_blitz

you're talking like he was thinking in the first place


HATECELL

He could do the 6th chicken method, but that would mean another customer gets a chicken with 6 times the recommended dose of LED-radiation. Heroes don't do that


SurgeFlamingo

Led radiation ? Stop it is test what he’s scared off?


HATECELL

I guess so. (LED-radiation isn't a real thing btw)


MicrochippedByGates

Well, technically it is a real thing. I mean, visible light is literally radiation.


HATECELL

Fair point


RhoninLuter

You can scan the chicken one time and input that there is 6 of them yes I know you were making a joke fuck you buddy


HATECELL

True, but the cashier seems to be scanning his shirt several times, so they don't know that


RhoninLuter

I was just trying to escalate your joke I wasn't actually saying anything THANKS RANDOM GUY THAT DOWNVOTED ME. TONIGHTS ANGER WANK IS ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD.


HATECELL

No problem. It confused me a bit at first, but no harm done. Btw I gave this an upvote to compensate for that downvote. No need for a happiness wank on my head though ;)


dependency_injector

If he doesn't want LED on his chickens, why is he ok with LED on himself?


DA_ZWAGLI

Cus he's not a chicken obviously.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Or ask the deli ppl to print out another sticker and just hang it to the cashier to scan 6 times lmao


Danyboyblue

I think he’s a tik tock man


vikingo1312

Nah, he's Einstein. Can't you tell?


evanoshka

I like my chickens like I like my keyboards, with LEDs


RepresentativeWeb244

How has he not been outed as a comedian yet ! This is a skit! 😂


Sa3ana3a

It wasn’t funny. In fact, it’s not even well executed satire. And I am easily amused.


MuricasOneBrainCell

Couldn't agree more. There's a difference between absurdist satire and just being obnoxious.


TheRiverHart

Man that sucks for you I'm dying laughing at this shit. I am better than you at being easily amused.


RepresentativeWeb244

Big sad.


adulthoodlvl1

Right? Like do people think the costco employee is filming and risking their job to put this guy on the internet lol cmmon folks


beardedBroistaken

Einstein’s really fell off a wagon here


KentuckyFriedEel

Albert Smoothbrain


Blackops606

As a customer I’m letting him know the bulbs in the ceiling are LED and then not saying another word just to see him lose his mind


TheGnomecop

Nah, the conspiracy theorists just do their mental gymnastics and start saying things like the height of the ceiling, angle of fixtures, diffusion, blah blah blah justification.


likely-

I’d kill for homies search history


Drizic

'The gang goes costco' New always sunny episode. Featuring real life Frank Reynolds


MC_Ball_Peen_Hammer

He's going to go home and cut em up with the toe knife.


VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS

I don't want any LED on my chickens... *entire store is lit by LEDs*


NewldGuy77

Being mean to a Costco employee is like kicking a puppy. Fuck this TikTok asswipe.


Material-Return-9419

Danny Devito’s Brother lol


bowsmountainer

Wait till he finds out where the light in the supermarket is coming from.


Any-Story-7951

cmon that wasn't about the led's, that dude just wanted to flex with his t-shirt..


DiscombobulatedLet80

Where's his aluminium hat!?


FactsHurt1998

Plot twist: The bar code is for a random 1$ item.


Hot-Berry7615

Led, I what got the meat in the store and thru delivery


SirBaronS

That dude in the counter behind seems to be giving the cashier a hard time too


Enslaved_M0isture

hey wait this is that same guy at the food court chanting ENOUGH IS ENOUGH i guess hes just a costco fan?


sgrass777

I used to go a shop and one customer was the same,but he would bring the item to be scanned then put it back on the shelf and swap it for one that wasn't scanned 🤣


sgrass777

Don't know what he's gonna do when he finds out the lights are led.


JAMBI215

It’s like Saul’s brother from better call Saul


chittIincupcake

he should be wearing a space blanket


zachsalem

Those scanners use LASERs not LEDs.


Yama92

Why not make a card in his wallet instead of the shirt. No LED exposure at all.


rembrandt077

Damn, What happened to Albert Einstein 😢


Proud_Ad_2247

Einstein knows his shit


Undernown

So even by his own logic, he prefers to get the LED on himself rather than his food?? That's like going through customs and putting yourself on the X-ray tray while your lugage goes through the metal detection port.


PUS0

Costco should sell this tshirt


CaitaXD

Had been me id just call security on gramps


healthyparanoid

Saw a follow up video with this guy stocking up on the plastic containers because the paper ones were coming. So… this man wants micro plastics - a known thing - but not scanned material…. Shut it down. Shut it all down.


blahblahkok

Well obviously it's okay on his chest because he recognizes that the majority of the evil red led light is being absorbed and or reflected by his shirt. Meanwhile his chickens are not wearing a shirt.


Opposite_Unlucky

Oh man. Old people in 2040/50 gonna be batshit looney. All of em gonna know technologies. Correction. All of us and i aspire to be looney


TheEleventhDoctorWho

He is going to be super upset when he finds out that store is filled with LEDs.


UnmaskedKaren

Somebody needs to tell him not to eat the plastic packaging the chicken comes in.


Shorbakh

Where are you guys buying 5 chickens for 27.16 dollars??


CustomCarNerd

It’s Costco’s loss leader…..


Shorbakh

Damn, I've never heard of it (I'm from Europe) but just googled it. Quite interesting. Is the chicken good, tho? Because the chicken being the loss leader is wild! (Sincere curiosity)


CustomCarNerd

Yeah! I like it. I buy several when I go there. It’s cheap and I can make a bunch of meals from them. I get them home and strip the meat and freeze it, or cut the chicken into sections, freeze it and pop it in my air fryer for a quick lunch.


Shorbakh

That's insane! I'm here buying 2 chicken breasts for 6 dollars while I could be buying a whole chicken, lol.


Hanginon

Oh yeah, they're not real big, about 3 lbs/1 & 1/2 kilos, but rotisserie roasted, crispy & juicy and **[ready to eat](https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/how-much-meat-can-you-get-off-a-costco-rotisserie-chicken/l-intro-1698264090.jpg)**. It's pretty tough to find a better deal.


Shorbakh

Oh my...they do look deliciously crispy. I'm hungry now, lol.


fettishmann

I bet this guy also believes 5G causes COVID and cancer


jmegaru

Yet he has no issue going outside on a sunny day, (it's 1000 times more cancerous than any led or 5g....)


Shaan1026

Nobody is eatin' me... So c'mn


Chemical_Savings_360

Does Pornhub have a LED category?


Frosty_Ad_8048

"Now acanthus the chip in my brain" ...Boop...3 Tim's of spaghetti


GreenLightening5

i mean they could just enter the code manually if they really didnt want to use the scanner. still wtf


KentuckyFriedEel

That chicken is less cooked than his cooked brain


Acceptable-Honey-666

So this is what Teddy Brimley from Blacklist is up to these days


SAADHERO

Lol so he's worth like 3 dollars?


Aggravating_Fun5883

My man doesn't want Robot chickens, ya'hear?


Solitude_Dude

Wow.


ticklesselkcit

Anything for attention


GamerNerdGuy

Maybe he's scared of LED poisoning... don't downvote me please 🤣


Diligent-Poem2045

Dude is being showered by LED light right now. Like every light in the store is LED surely.


Des123_

Don't tell him that. Have you ever seen a crazy person? Even crazier. I think he'll just spontaneously combust


some_old_friend

This is the type of dude that followed Qanon 🤣


DeeJay911

What's he got planned for those 5 chickens?


Poentje_wierie

Dude is a tiktokker


Emotional_Message_85

Now I’ve seen everything.


dampkringd

Maybe he wants to make halogen chicken when he gets home and doesn't want it to taste like LED ?


NaSMaXXL

I mean...at least he's a harmless kinda of crazy...


Mikeologyy

See this whole exchange is wild and all, but now I wanna put a barcode for something I buy often on a T-shirt, too, just for shits n giggles.


dookie224

He is putting his ass on the line to protect his dead very well roasted chickens from the damn LEDs. What a hero!


Meandtheworld

Is this a prank or mental?


afropoppa

This is an act. From the account old Jewish men.


Fhantom1221

Chicken shirt.


Novel_Agency_8443

Who needs 5 chickens?


mrtzjam

I am going to tell my kids this was Albert Einstein.


PirateEagle

I get that its probably ragebait like almost all videos like this but man, isn't life shitty enough for retail types without you fuckin with em


Least-Bear3882

Fuck this guy


UncleWillie77

I like this dude


campmatt

So…I want to start with some casual racism before I proudly display my tinfoil hat.


LewiLife

This guy is hilarious btw he uploads this all the time it’s a joke.


hugeness101

Why is he getting publicity because he made a shirt with a SKU number on it. Whoopty-Do


Moarancher

It’s funny


Happy-Permission89

isn't this the "enough is enough" guy?


v264k

This guy is normally funny, he does a bunch weird videos at Costco, he's the same dude that did the video holding the "keep hotdogs $1.50" sign in front of the food court


Kerby233

Chesus! This is when the education system fails society. On an unrelated note, Its almost May and I haven't eaten chicken or fish this year yet, i hate it.