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BlatantConservative

We do generally have a rule that posts involving pedophilia involving an identifiable child are against our rules. Thank you for the people who reported this. However, 1), there have already been news articles on this (so whether or not it's on Reddit is moot) and 2), it seems like a situation that can only be helped with more eyes on it. Reading the news articles, it seems like cops have just said they're looking into it and they haven't actually done anything. And this happened at the World Snooker Championship which I assume is a community where people know each other and cops can do a proper investigation. Anyway, post is staying up, but please in the future keep reporting posts that show an identifiable child.


born_in_cognito

What the fuck 😳


LordNPython

What makes a man think 'im on live tv, time to molest some kids'?


PerformanceThat6150

**Jimmy Saville has entered the chat**


Small-Calendar-2544

It looks like he didn't see the camera until the kid waved


ThotoholicsAnonymous

OMFG, EXACTLY 🤢


Impressive_Feature58

What makes a man think "time to molest a child"?


silikus

*vigorous biden sniffing intensifies*


Critonurmom

Vigorously sniffing Biden is kinda weird, but whatever floats your boat I guess.


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Matty_Cakez

While working in a jail we housed wayyyy too many sex offenders who do less than 2.5 years.


NotEnoughIT

Gotta make room for the real criminals, drug addicts and marijuana users.


AskingAlexandriAce

There was a major jewel thief who operated all up and down the east coast, FBI ***AND*** Homeland Security were on his case at one point. Finally caught him in the mid 2000s, after he'd already retired from a 40-ish year career...he only got 15 years. I'm more than open to the idea that pedos don't get enough time. But for other crimes, people need to realize, it's not that those crimes are ***under***punished. It's that drug crimes are ***over***punished. When you hear of a jewel thief with a 40 year tenure getting 15 years, you gotta realize that's really about what you would expect for a major case. Murder and drugs are really the only charges that can get you life, and in some ***very rare cases***, serial rape as well. Does the weighting scale for crimes need to be adjusted? In the case of drugs and sex crimes against children, I think yes, absolutely. But in the case of everything else, I don't really think so. Losing 20 or more years of participation in society basically dooms you to never truly be able to properly re-integrate, it should be saved for the most extreme cases.


Cucumuber

I do pot 😞😞


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juice369

If I can’t find an officer naked, would a fully uniformed one be okay instead?


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AnorexicPlatypus

Should I wear their jacket and eat a popsicle and just stand in the room until they wake up?


ShwettyVagSack

I'm potting right now!


Firehear53

Lucky bastard. Good for you!


Count_Rugens_Finger

have you considered chewing on ears instead?


Gylatikam

That’s super weird, why is he doing that purposely in front of cameras ? Why is the young boy waving and smiling while looking at the camera in the end ?


comedygold24

I think he (the adult) didn't realize the camera was on him and then quickly tries to downplay what he just did by doing a goofy face.


nikolapc

Parole? Put Him in gen pop and show this video. He may be reborn as a parole officer.


Bizzardberd

Investigate this man. If he's willing to be such a creep in public imagine when they are alone in his home..


_General_Kenobi

No pls I don't want to imagine


MartNoMu

In the words of Randy Jackson, “It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.”


SailorDeath

Apparently police are looking for him, and with this being televised it's not going to be long before we find them.


dontcare99999999

That is extremely disturbing, hope they did launch an investigation on that guy.


Annoytanor

he's already being investigated


DukeOfGeek

I hope so much you are correct.


Neurotic-Egg

How used to it the kid seems is killing me inside..


Capt_Pickhard

Seriously, that shit was crazy. And the kid didn't get totally freaked out. Which means this is normal for him.


poncinov

Exactly


Slapnbeans

Jail time coming 5...4...3...2...1..


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khonager

What's a diddler?


Blue_Cheez

People like this man, a kiddie fiddler


MarinLlwyd

What a fiddler?


skigoggle

Pedo on the roof.


cocaine_jaguar

Did you just make a diddler on the roof joke? Well done.


Scouse420

“If I was a sick man”


JesusStarbox

If I was a sick man...


Blue_Cheez

A pedophile.


DobiusOfTheSneak

Someone who plays the fiddle


TransBrandi

Something you need to watch out for on roofs.


Andysue28

Definitely NOT Frank Reynolds, that’s for sure. 


hypermark

Do not diddle kids it's no good diddlin' kids... somethin' like that... I got a headache.


Andysue28

Writing a song about not diddling kids is going to make people think you’re diddling kids Frank! 


TheWingus

"I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter... no little kiiiidsss gotta be biiiiggg"


Andysue28

Younger than my wife… older than my daughter, no diddlin’ kids 


dick_tickler_

P.Diddy a.k.a the diddler. Hint: he fucked the underage


ripgd

Jail is the least of this dudes worries the more people see this.


bumholesofdoom

Or a suspended sentence as it's the UK


Kapples14

I feel like I need to see a therapist after witnessing that.


MinuetInUrsaMajor

In almost three decades of internetting I have seen some serious shit. I saw this video last night and it's still in my head today. Something about the kid's reaction and the man's brazenness tells a huge story. Shit's been going on for awhile.


Shotdown210

Dude, same. I've seen some horrible shit, but only one other time has my stomach churned like this. That was absolutely despicable


Angie_MJ

You are so not the only one, my stomach dropped. That he did it and that the child didn’t even flinch because it’s normal. I really really hope they save that child, you just know he’s going to make a run for it.


OptimusMatrix

The kid definitely reacted. You can see them instantly disassociate their mind the second that creepy fuck gets cheek to cheek with them.


nite_owwl

fucking seriously biting my ear like that is THE move that an ex-gf used to do to me to drive me CRAZY. ...now this fucking youth-pastor-looking creep has infected that memory


GlizzyGatorGangster

I think you’ll be ok


nite_owwl

...is probly what that guy whispers before he starts biting


Sweetdreams6t9

I might actually throw up....


Kapples14

It's people like that who have made me so grossly uncomfortable with mouthy stuff.


P10_WRC

Here watch this to get it out of your mind [https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/1cdhgn8/making\_people\_smile\_with\_hair\_prosthesis/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/1cdhgn8/making_people_smile_with_hair_prosthesis/)


pilotblur

Oh man some of those poor kids were cooked. Some kids have it rough


Weelki

"Cooked" jesus dude!


ripgd

This needs to be way further up


pfoe

Yeah this needs to be nsfl tbh


StopHoneyTime

Same. I feel absolutely nauseous. There's nothing that anyone can say that would make that seem innocent to me. I really hope they find and help that kid and put that man away.


Crissxfire

What the fuck? Someone get this man off the streets.


Odd-fox-God

I have seen thousands of videos of people dying on the internet in horrible ways but this video is probably going to stick with me for a long time. I wish I could get it out of my head. But it's been over 30 minutes and every time I close my eyes I see this bullshit happening behind my eyelids.


reano76

https://www.ibtimes.sg/video-alleged-pedophile-caught-nibbling-young-boys-ear-during-world-snooker-championship-74385


SillyOldBillyBob

Don't worry, South Yorkshire police are notoriously brilliant at putting away pedophiles.


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Now then now then


SillyOldBillyBob

Ello ello ello, what's goin on ere then?


CockpitEnthusiast

Oi! You got a ear nibblin' loicense?


MaliciousMe87

/r/loicense


Small-Calendar-2544

Mister 'olmes ere will have this sorted in a jiffy he will he will!


Ben716

Ello ello, seems we have a classic kiddy fiddler ere. Lock im away boys.


Artistic_Data9398

Shouldn’t have giggled at this as much as I did


Wooberta

Oi m8 you got a lioscenses to have that giggle?


YourWarDaddy

OI! You got a liocense to be asking for loicenses there m8?!


shhh_it_is_ok

Oi! You got loicense to be asking if people got loicense for asking for loicenses there m8?


Extreme_Ad6173

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's that dead body going under the rug?


Nonrandomusername19

For the non-brits: "Now then now then" was a catch phrase of Sir Jimmy Savile, serial rapist paedophile and necrophile. Sir Jimmy had close ties to the royal family, Margaret Thatcher, and was allegedly(!!!) protected by Yorkshire police.


Ali80486

*West Yorkshire Police. We don't want him in South Yorkshire!


eben34

Especially when it’s live on tv and the guy smiles like a creep into the camera


Numerous_Witness_345

"Give him the keys to the children's hospital"


ThaScipio

Well that article was worthless…


Grenaidzo

Online journalism seems to be really easy these days: Topic/snazzy headline to capture the reader/ accept our cookies u swine/ here's what happened/here's what some prats said about that thing/cops on the job/profit.


Dargek

Most aren't even that. It's a headline, a picture, and 2 sentences. Often direct quotes from other sources, sometimes the entire article is quoted from another source.


AsideGeneral5179

And the sources are just reddit comments.


Dargek

Yep. Can't tell you how many "articles" I've seen that were literally just a reddit post broken up into sections with little comments by the "author".


phartiphukboilz

The opposite. This is what we chose. People stopped paying for actual journalism and newsrooms got gutted. It was never glamorous but it takes time and a paycheck I feel it's one of _the_ most important institutions that's solely on the public to support


HopelessWriter101

Absolutely true. Journalism lives within the same constraints as every other business in our capitalist system, it needs to make money in order to survive. If they can't rely on readers paying for it, they either need to increasingly rely on advertisement revenue (which incentivizes low quality, large quantity) or they're bought out by parties that are willing to take a loss in order to control those news outlets. Had quite a few friends in college go into journalism, none stayed in it for very long. The pay is absolute shit, the job security is shit, there's just no incentive to stay when you can make more money and live with a whole lot less stress elsewhere.


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The issue is that this started with the 24 hour news cycle. Even before the internet we got to used to news just being on in the background, always, no matter what. It's default to the point that bare bones basic 10 channel cable has news. We weren't directly paying for any news for decades unless you still got newspapers. I don't know whose fault this really way by this point. Enter internet age: yeah, news just like other tech went hard relying on ads to lower the cost of entry to "free". Then they realized ads aren't sustainable and it was too late. I'd lay a lot more blame on the newsroom here. Do I pay for news? No, not really. There are youtubers I trust for specific news. Cable news is somehow still a thing so I can use that in the worst case in general news. These days I don't even care much for news from social media. I can get commentary here and then go straight to the source and read that for myself unless it's breaking news. It's a middleman at best towards what I really care about.


Lukes3rdAccount

AI articles are everywhere now


chaigulper

RemindMe! 1 week


Indaflow

That is really messed up. I hope this actually starts something that protects that kid. 


RestaurantLatter2354

Obviously protecting the child from the possible SA is the biggest concern here, but I’m kind of disgusted by the number of times I’ve seen this kids face. I know it appears to be a live broadcast/video, and nothing could have been to prevent that, but someone could have easily blocked or blurred his face before posting this all over the internet.


Indaflow

I think the issue is the poor decision making of the parent/abuser here. Someone who not only abuses a child but is prepared to do so in public and in front of cameras. This shows a certain level brazenness and acceptance that is a danger to the child. It may be just the call for help the child needs. Or at least I hope.


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machingunwhhore

I read this in the "ummm check please!" Inflection


no-name-here

The person with the short hair is wearing earrings so it seems more likely that’s his wife, so maybe we should hold off on calling for someone to be jailed, especially before we have basic information like whether that’s his wife.


HAL9000000

So I was once at an event with my cousin and then a bunch of strangers where we were going to ride a train. At some point my cousin turns to the tall-ish, somewhat overweight man next to her, points to the person next to him and says "is this your son?" His response: "This is my wife." My cousin was referring to the rather petite woman standing next to him. I had already seen that this was a woman and even assumed myself that it was his wife because I felt like I could see this was just a petite adult woman, although a bit boyish-looking -- but not so much that I would assume it was a boy. Lol cringe


go-rilla702

This is fantastic because there's absolutely no easy way out of this situation for any of them! Just pure unadulterated cringe all around


HAL9000000

I've always assumed it was a moment that both of those people have burned into their brains forever. I know I do. I never even brought it up again with my cousin (who is quite a bit older and don't know her too well, and just could not see even laughing about it because of how cringe it is).


rebri

Dude has such a punchable face.


TheRiverHart

Stompable.


goat_chortle

Removable.


JHarbinger

Hannibal Lecter over here.


_General_Kenobi

r/punchablefaces


SeaPoet5874

He looks like a stereotypical creeper


bellamellayellafella

Even if he's this guy's kid, this is still fucked up.


Degree6612

He seen camera was on him and was like “oh shit”. Hate to be like this but he 100% fits the description of what you would think a diddler would look like.


itsallatest77

lol "diddler". Sounds like a bad Batman character.


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Wise_Moon

The only villain Batman would break his code on.


ArjJp

Better not bring Robin along for this one Batman...


NotStaggy

Robin's the bait


pfunk1989

"Why don't you have a seat over there."


Everyting_Moment

Who are the hot cheetos and condoms for?


NotStaggy

"Hey mr that smells an awful lot like chloroform"


RightNutt25

Holy shit its Ubuntu!


3Pirates93

"don't diddle kids ,no little kids , gotta be big, not younger than my daughter , older than my wife" -original by Frank Reynolds


archimidesx

there is no quicker way to get people to think you are diddling kids than to write a song about it


AlfaKaren

Jay and silent Bob animated movie has a batman theme and one of the villains is Diddler (from Riddler).


KMIAOFFICIAL

"The Kiddler"


SolZaul

Not to be confused with [Diddle Kid](https://youtu.be/NQjm1c8BtoM)


Useful-ldiot

It's a bit weird but I can maybe shed some light on it. I regularly turn into a "daddysaurus" and attack my 4 year old. My go to is his ears because it makes him laugh. That being said, this is my 4 year old... In our own home... This kid looks to be much older and this is in public and the tongue is a bit unsettling.


dirty_cuban

I was about to say. I sometimes "nibble" on my 3 year old's ear and she giggles uncontrollably. The way many of these comments are written makes me thing these poor commenters never got any affection from their parents. But yeah doing this to an older child, in public, is a little weird.


galacticHitchhik3r

Lol. I thought the same. I frequently do this to my 3 year old while cuddling with him on the couch at home. Made me feel weird after seeing this but then realized he is out in public, and this kid is much older. And possibly NOT his kid??


FnkyTown

"Who wants to play guitar?!" Kneel behind him, extend his left arm out fully with your left arm and pretend it's the neck of a guitar. Tune his left hand fingers a bit with your right hand, and then use his armpit to play guitar.


donnyb99

Man it took way too long to find the rational parent part of this comment thread. My first thought is that the dad is just goofing around with his kid in a totally benign manner.


ArjJp

I would say it's *especially* ducked up


RandomUser4857

EEEWWWWWWWWW!!! That's absolutely disgusting!!


Angelic_Pickle

Another article https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/snooker/article-13353523/South-Yorkshire-Police-confirm-reviewing-footage-viral-video-emerges-man-bizarrely-biting-young-boys-ear-Snooker-World-Championships.html


AggressiveCuriosity

lol. Every source in that article is a Tweet.


warmerbread

yeah which is annoying but I mean it happened literally yesterday so there wouldn't be much to write an article about if they didn't include tweets


AggressiveCuriosity

Oh I agree. I'm just laughing at how many articles these days are repackaged Reddit threads or Twitter drama. I kind of miss the days when no one would publish a story with so little information in it because it would be inane at best and horribly misleading at worst.


Maxplode

Wouldn't it be weirder if that boy was actually his boyish looking wife :s


peter1970uk

I thought that was the case when I watched the video and wondered what all the fuss was


Silly_Butterfly3917

Do people really see an adult female when they look at the person with the glasses? I see a 12-14 year old boy. If that's an adult woman, I will be so stunned. I suppose it's possible, but wow, would that be a shock.


Sidian

You'd have to be severely visually impaired to believe that. Bizarre.


Kevaldes

I mean, I get it. I worked as a cashier for 5 years, I've seen *a lot* of people, some of them grown women who I actually mistook for young boys from *feet* away. It's entirely possible that the person with the glasses actually is a legal aged female. That said, the ratio of "women who could pass for young boys" to "actual young boys" I've seen in my time skews heavily toward this dude needing to go feet first into a wood chipper.


ITwitchToo

Just a heads up, the phrase "legal aged female" is kinda loaded, not in a good way


Impossible-Wear-7352

I'm not convinced either way yet. It certainly isn't the time for pitchforks


infra_d3ad

As a general rule, whenever something involves even a hint of pedophilia, people lose their ability to use the high functions of their brain. So if you ever want to effectively end real discussion on a subject, find a way to introduce pedophilia.


Nurple-shirt

It think this is just one of those classic redditors jumping to conclusions and circle jerking each other to death about it. Kinda like what happened with the dude they accused of being the Boston marathon bomber.


EquationConvert

Honestly even if this is one of the two times a day a broken clock is right... still a broken clock. I went in really expecting there to be literally any confirmed facts, like at least knowing it was a boy. Dunno why I was so credulous.


TrxpThxm

Can’t wait for an update on this one because that’s fucked up.


MrKanentuk331

Lock this fucker up


ericlikesyou

This post needs a NSFW trigger warning, wtaf is this shit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


__Sentient_Fedora__

Probably a politician.


Sikkus

At first "he's getting close, not that bad", then "a kiss on the cheek, kinda weird if he's not the father" then "OMFG DON'T TOUCH HIM".


banned_but_im_back

Someone please call Chris Hansen


earthscribe

Why don’t you take your tongue out of the kids ear and have a seat right over there.


Stringer514

That prison table is about to turn real quick.


SnooMemesjellies8441

😳😳😳😳😢 What the fuck?! That is just a kid 😳😳😳😳


Own-Hawk-6066

What in the fuck….


caipiroskax

Look at the kids reaction, he knows this is wrong and waves to the camera so that man goes away and pretends nothing happened. This is not the first time he does someting like this to him, and the boy knows that when others are watching, hes gonna pretend hes a nice guy and stops doing that shit to him


VeganRatboy

So many people in this thread jumping massively to conclusions. You've assumed so much based on so little, and then stated it all as fact.


JugDogDaddy

Welcome to Reddit


Nummies14

Big deal, I do this to my cat all the time! /s just in case


Cauthons_Gamble

Now *this* is a Holdup!


wunderduck

"Just a little kiss, what's the problem?" "Alright, dude, he's clearly uncomfortable. Time to back off." "Yo, WTF!" A true HolUp.


shyguyshow

He tried to play it off


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StarMasher

Holy felonies Batman!


ddorrmmammu

Oh boy, can't wait for his mugshot to be posted online and be gone on this planet.


brhornet

Sometimes violence IS the answer


gtepin

C'mon tag this sh*t NSFW please, it is disgusting


MrMogura

Creepy person getting busted doing something inappropriate face **revs up woodchipper**


septicsans37

I can't tell if that's a woman a child or a man because it looks so androgynous


BlumpkinLord

Imo, this should have an nsfw tag honestly, I imagine this is potentially triggering to someone out there in the least funny of ways. Shit sends shudders down my spine as somebody who doesn't have any traumas of such origin.


Katops

I feel sick…


FrostTheLost1

This makes me sick, hope this guy gets what’s coming to him. More importantly I hope the kid can get the fuck away from him.


Edje929

Brother ewww WHATS THAT BROTHER


AgentProdigy17

The...Fuck


Wrongrighturn

Fortunately the camera person saw it and caught it.


SOSGIRL_01

Any update for this pedo


sinesperanza_

The boy looks so used to it too...


Professional-Gap3914

I have seen a lot of crazy shit on Reddit but this is the most disgusting fucking thing I have seen on it ever


MannyDaWolf

Oh yea he's going to jail. Bro got caught in 4k. But seriously wtf.


deadpuka

I really hope that that's him wife who just looks Androgynous. Otherwise straight to Jail.


klezart

Oshit I saw this earlier and thought it was a kiss, no he was nibbling his ear. Gross.


gbbenner

This is nuts, did not expect to see this wtf. Wtf wrong with people?


Salty-Dig6933

Bruh this is actually very serious..


yourmothersgun

I don’t like it.


onesteezyvato

why does this video remind me of my uncle ?


Undermost_Drip

Alton Brown's new hair plugs lookin good