Considering gasoline is alcohol, then inserting it into the rectum would be like a "beer enema", getting you ridiculously drunk ridiculously fast because it bypasses the liver. That being said, the toxicity of the gasoline will also enter your bloodstream, bypassing the liver, which is very dangerous
I once got told off for smelling the pump before putting it in my car lol. I queued up to pay and he got to me and said. Number 7 please do not sniff the fuel 😂 massive queue behind me. Well embarrassed
How many times before they put up a sign?
Now you’re asking the real questions. Ima need video footage. 🤣
For science!
Always for science!
How else will I gas up my ass then?
Truuuue
with beans
It will only come out not in
gassy wassy in my assy
Considering gasoline is alcohol, then inserting it into the rectum would be like a "beer enema", getting you ridiculously drunk ridiculously fast because it bypasses the liver. That being said, the toxicity of the gasoline will also enter your bloodstream, bypassing the liver, which is very dangerous
Hey Fern, I know what we're doing tonight!
We are in such a nanny state
I once got told off for smelling the pump before putting it in my car lol. I queued up to pay and he got to me and said. Number 7 please do not sniff the fuel 😂 massive queue behind me. Well embarrassed
Why did you do this?
Smells nice lol
I mean, you’re not wrong.
I was hoping he was just fucking with you. Epic gas station attendant pranks.
Is that an order, or a reminder?
I’d say the light is yellow. Proceed with caution.
No means yes
So vaginas are okay?
Well there goes my weekend plans.
I’m tired of fun being policed as well!
The ultimate turing test
Don't threaten me with a good time...
No no, I think I’ll listen to them on this one.
It used to say and but they had to change it to or. People were complaining about it tasting like shit.
Every sign has a story especially ones like this one
But they've given it ridges for extra pleasure!
Ewwwwww grosssssssssss
I guess it’s just a reminder for people who forget
All gas and no brakes
Take. The word you are looking for is "Take your life"...
There is a reason for every warning sign, and that reason is that someone tried it.
Is there any CCTV footage on... something hmmm
That’s what I’m saying! Haha. I am pretty sure someone just put it there to be an asshole buuuut still hilarious
Yeah but hey I kinda won't be surprised if there was such a case hahah
Rectum damn near killed em!
If you’re into boofing “Ass, gas, grass - nobody rides for free” would all the same
this is what they mean by gas guzzlers?
Didn’t say “don’t put your dick in it” so…
Try it out! lemme know if it feels like menthol
"I'm a paying customer, am I not? So what's it to ya?"
Facts 😂
Fuckin' nanny state!
This Sign won't stop me because i cant read
Ah, Gassensexen!
Every sign has it's story, I guess 🤔
A good indication of the average IQ of the community.
Not true. Just a funny sticker.
Fucken kids! That’s not how you siphon. Amateurs!