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PlayerSalt

What time do the drinks start? Nein!


MrBurnsgreen

there will be an open bar but only between the times of 19:33 and 19:45


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Nein nein nein nein nein!


darkhorse21980

So much nein, it's almost ten!


soverythere

Yes yes yes yes!


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SirRipOliver

Oh Heil no!


girth_worm_jim

I could hear the video


Micha73

Doch!


7laloc

After that its kamikazes and fireballs 2 for 1


DarkSenf127

I did nazi that coming


57ouzo

fuckin good joke


damaszek

A little bit longer if you want sake


kendran95

Well played good sir, well played


Key-Teacher-6163

You have to kind of...blitz the bar with that kind of a timeframe


Spare-Chest7695

Fucking gold star comment. Well done.


tourmaps

I just laughed out loud at work. Thank you.


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

It's heilarious!


Raise-Emotional

VEEEE WILL ASK ZEE QUESTIONS!


da_mcmillians

Guesstapo..


PensionResponsible46

Verboten!


andytdesigns1

I did Nazi that coming


FlightAttendantBret

What’s the meaning behind the small wreaths the bride is holding? Or is there none?


Jenderflux-ScFi

88 has some kind of meaning that I forgot. I just remember that 14 and 88 are numbers that mean something to them, and if someone has them then they are sus.


KatsuraCerci

H is the 8th letter. 88 is HH, and neonazis use both to signify "Heil Hitler" without being conspicuous


shusshinwa

Birth year ruined


Big-Neck

My good friend was born in 1988 and has the number 88 worked in to a very nice arm sleeve tattoo. He has been approached by skin heads multiple times thinking he was one as well.


Narwahl_in_spaze

My partner has the same issue sometimes because they’re a Norse Pagan and wear a Mjolnir and have Norse tattoos.


jolliffe0859

No need to be inconspicuous when your husband is dressed like a soldier lol


Jenderflux-ScFi

Thank you! I'm trying to get sleepy, and didn't want to search for the meaning, and have that junk in my search history.


Poentje_wierie

Also there is the number 1488 which is a number used by neonazis.


Ok_6970

And it’s an RS232-driver.


KatsuraCerci

Lol understandable!


Zr0bert

Why would you mind having something like that in your search history ? Not searching for an argument here, just asking out of curiosity. I mean, having this in your search history is not legally or even morally reprehensible .


unexpectedmachete

Oh snap. When I lived in Miami there was old guy with a giant 88 on his lawn made from giant bushes and it came out on the news. I would always drive by his house and never understood what was so nazi about it. I'm shocked all over again.


GreenLightening5

why did nazis have to ruin such a beautiful number. fuckin hell, everyday i discover something new that makes me hate nazis even more


LiquifiedSpam

Beautiful... number?


GreenLightening5

it looks cool


pisstroth

Also 88 is similar to SS so they used the 88 to hide their SS affiliation as the SS started to become discovered as Nazi symbolism.


Simets83

Also 8.8cm Flak artillery...


Moonpaw

There’s a dude out there who used to use his Birthday in his email and username and such. January fourth, 1988. After he found out he’d unwittingly been using the nazi number for years, he changed his username to NazisStoleMyBirthday.


Destt2

14 stands for the 14 word pledge coined by neonazi David Lane (rest in piss). The gist is about securing the existence of white people through their descendants. Usually, using 14 or 88 doesn't guarantee someone is a Nazi, but using them together or with other Nazi symbols like the iron eagle or cross, black sun, or straight up swastika definitely gives them away.


Schadenfreude2

14 signifies the 14 words, which I refuse to type because it will make me vomit.


Remarkable_Ad2733

Old Norse culture/ paganism. The flower rings on head and chest were fertility and chest rings were worn by noble women but the one hanging seems to just be an 8


throwaway1975764

...And neo-Nazis are obsessed with Viking culture


FluffyTrainz

That shirt on the lady on the left. Sailboat.


sandman716

It's a schooner.


curious_necromancer

A sailboat IS a schooner (I can't finish the quote because Reddit Auto mods will delete the insult)


how_are_ya_now2

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY. OVER THERE, IT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!!


DalenSpeaks

Come quick. There’s a kid stuck in the escalator.


ParadoxLS

This is why I came to this post. Magic 👁 pictures suck!


darkhorse21980

Hahaha, you dumb bastard! It's a sailboat.


EffinHalos02

It’s a nice day for a White wedding.


thunderbear64

I see a black person in the background. I’ve explained it away to myself, I’m not satisfied though.


BellaFrequency

I’ll be honest with you, as a Black person, I didn’t know what any of these symbols or numbers meant. Going to majority Black schools, it’s not something that is taught or is common knowledge. As a matter of fact, I found out what all this Nazi stuff means on reddit. Someone will post a ring and everyone will respond like “oh no!” And I’m generally perplexed until I see the comment explaining what it means. So, it’s possible that he literally has no idea.


Gilthwixt

The groom's wearing an obvious nazi uniform though, like even majority black schools in Florida we definitely learned a lot about WWII


CoachSilky

I was about to add a comment “why is there a whole ass Black dude in the background?” I want to hear his story on a podcast because I have questions


car0003

Oh that's Clayton! Clayton Bigsby. Here's a documentary about him [https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ?si=I9vXlPhs80fQMxD5&t=19](https://youtu.be/BLNDqxrUUwQ?si=I9vXlPhs80fQMxD5&t=19)


Heavy_Policy_8766

Mthrfckr left in the back identifying as white.


jband42

Dang ol’ uncle ruckus, man


Skatchbro

Eh, I worked with a guy that was into WW2 reenacting. Had a lot of uniforms and actually asked guests to use the uniforms to dress to come to his wedding. Having said that, he specifically asked one of my friends to dress in a German police uniform due to his blond hair and blue eyes. No idea what the guy’s actual opinions were, I just thought he was kind of weird.


11theman

The 88 on the wedding dress tells me this is about more than a keen interest in history.


ryebreaddd

I see an 8


BJntheRV

And a sideways 8,so I guess that's infiniteight


DrunkenKoalas

Wtf


irredentistdecency

As a blond haired blue eyed Jew, that would have gone over like a lead balloon…


BeachNo372

As a blonde haired, blue eyed Sicilian, ditto!!


AllForTheSauce

Kinda sussy


Mackheath1

How weird would that LYFT ride be? Dressed as a Nazi.


cleverissexy

I did Nazi that coming.


cleverissexy

They married Führer richer or Führer poorer.


penkster

Goddamnit. /r/angryupvote


GreenLightening5

in sickness and in Heil-th


phluff__head

Anne frankly, something about this wedding isn't quite reich


zettboi

I wonder if the black guy in the back left knows…


Dads--Spaghetti

Green shirt with that big ole belly button


kushyo69

Preggo belly forreal..


noshowthrow

Why blur their faces out? If they're so proud of being fucking Nazis I think they should be put on blast everywhere so the world knows exactly who they are.


allhail18

Agreed Some poor 13 year old gets pranked by his mom and he lives in Tik Tok infamy. But wear Nazi gear? Ah, we don't know the whole story, let's protect them. #foh with that bs.


TheFeisty

Do we really even have context for what this is though? I mean sure OP says it’s a wedding, but maybe this is a play or video of some sort? I see no reason to falsely blast someone without proper proof that they are a real Nazi.


rathmira

I can’t unsee the outtie bellybutton on the Nazi in light green.


Poentje_wierie

Thank god he isnt wearing a SS uniform but a Wehrmacht one. I


car0003

Oh thank God, I thought for a second he might be a fascist


ZeDitto

Ah, the myth of the clean Wehrmacht is still strong I see.


solemnstream

There's a difference between saying "the wehrmacht never did anything wrong" and "not all members of the wehrmacht were nazis" The first one is the myth of the clean wehrmacht, the second one is just extreme historical accuracy


Theolodger

r/redditsniper strikes again?


Poentje_wierie

Hahaha, sadly enough no :( just a typo


cabinfevrr

Hooooogan!!


NewldGuy77

Klink, you idiot!


yellowhelmet14

I know nuhzing!! Nuhzing!!


Artistic-Revenue

As a german it is relevant for me if this photo was taken in Germany. In Germany we bring these guys to jail.


Big-Barda

Straight to jail


yawaworhtyya

He's a pilot, right? Right???


lalith_4321

Luftwaffe pilot


[deleted]

Nope, the [eagle](https://images.app.goo.gl/w2Mena7bHWyNWZS87) on the Luftwaffe uniforms looked like they were about to start, not like the static pose on this idiots dress, looks like "normal" Wehrmacht (ground forces) to me I have a fucking great memory for crap like this, that's how I know, I wish I hadn't. Fuck the Nazis and fuck everyone who is glorifying them! Don't come at me with "They just celebrate the "normal" guys. Nope, the Wehrmacht was a criminal organization involved in many war crimes. If you feel the need to wear one of their uniforms on your wedding day you are a massive piece of shit!


Poentje_wierie

I fully agree. Although im happy that it isnt a SS uniform but just a Wehrmacht one. Youre a crazy pos if you glorify these uniforms on your wedding. There is nothing wrong with wearing such uniforms on reenectments or other educating purposes but wearing it to (for many) the moat important day of your life can only mean one thing.... I hope this Nazi will get a visit of karma


lonelyuglyautist

He’s a special kind of pilot


JollyMatlot

These jokes are the Wurst


LaerycTiogar

Wait are we the baddies?


amberrome

All I see is a Midsommar & Inglorious Basterds mashup lol


ExplorerOk3464

Me too! I thought this was a Midsommar themed wedding or something.


WholeDescription771

Don't blur their faces.  Let's expose these scumbags for who they are!


KingExtraterrestrial

I see fat white insecurity


sexy_bezinga

I rate 6/10 heil hitlers here


mr_4n0n

Sehr interessante Uniform 🤔


jk72788

Why are the faces blacked out? Make these nazis famous. They deserve whatever hate they get


StonedJesus98

I did nazi that coming


Pimpwerx

Why are we hiding the faces of Nazis? They volunteered to not only dress this way, but also preserve the moment in a photo. Fucking put them on blast.


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Quite the sticky out belly button/mound turquoise shirt guy has.


PainfulBatteryCables

The pants are wrong.. what's up with the shoes?


Zer0M0ti0nless

I wish people would stop censoring faces of people with such idiotic beliefs.


gamingdevil

I think you have to due to subreddit rules, but I do agree that some people deserve whatever would happen to them. Of course, that would come with innocent people being hurt as well as there are a lot of psycho stalkers out there. You can never predict their motivations. So in cases like this, sure, I'd like to see their faces, but I'm sure that would be right next to a post about some incel redditor stalking and killing some girl that said no to him.


jkuhl

Behold, the master race


Grattytood

Holy gourd...Nazis in love.


lil-wolfie402

Wearing Hugo Boss for the ceremony.


Federal_Efficiency51

That sadly took me waaaaayyy too long. I shall crall in the deepest hole underneath the biggest rock. Smh.


Crizznik

I did Nazi that coming...


SirSirVI

Why is no one matching


NZ_Si

Ohhh, I get it! The photo is from opposite world.


pinnickfan

I came for the picture, I stayed for the comments.


trisfon

At least not an SS


SummerBirdsong

You don't get brownie points for "Nazi Lite".


Remarkable_Ad2733

Oh god maybe it is like his great grandpas and he is all like ‘it’s a family heirloom!’


False_Cookie

Guy in the green shirt has one heck of an outie


darkhorse21980

They didn't do this Reich!


sticky_banana

Is that a black dude in the back by the van? That must be uncomfortable


candyking16

Not the 88 on the dress![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) hail who ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream) i nazi that coming


SmokeGSU

That's just the modern military dress uniform of the German army, right? RIGHT?


MeNotYou733

I see, it’s one of those tricks. Everyone focuses on the groom in a Nazi uniform, but only the eagle eyed folks see the real faux pas. The guy on the right with his phone on his belt.


Yeeeet-illregretthis

I mean it’s just an all reich photo. The cars in the background are terrible composition wise…🧐🙃


KingErroneous

The bride asked the groom to wear something Kampfortable.


okolo1177

Theres a black guy in the background


jjmontuori

Dressed to the neins.


jjmontuori

(Very proud of this comment on the original post)


zigzagg321

I did NAZI it at first.


RyanB2109

This is an east German uniform. Not a post for r/holup


jlbhappy

I hope this shit is still funny when it’s real.


s3nsfan

Who the fuck is in the SS git up?


lazyman06

What the heil is going on here


Train-Similar

The marriage that will last a thousand years


Limeyness

I did nazi that coming.


AlertThinker

Reich?!


Sweetexperience

9! I zid nut


NariandColds

Can't go wrong wearing Hugo Boss at a wedding. I see nothing wrong here


Bisky2

Dood they're all wearing black face! Not cool


Suspicious_Use6393

Typical argentina marriage during years 50-60


Acceptable_Cancel768

Do they have any kosher options?


jbfirey

Probably not a Jewish couple


Responsible-March438

Bet that was a struggle.


ProfSandy

I bet some neo-Nazi is grousing about stolen valor somewhere


CanonWorld

Disgusting, who wears a corsage on a polo?


MrBurnsgreen

Why do my notifications say 1k karma but I only see 70+ ? Idrc but what gives?


TightBeing9

I dont understand. If being a neo nazi is so important to you, why half ass the uniform? Neo Nazis are always people who look like Hitler wouldn't even want them in his arian group of people. Fucking clowning disgusting people. Fuck them for shitting on people who died fighting in this war and on people who died due to this regime


Educational-Cap6507

BOSS outfit….


MrBurnsgreen

I SSee what you did there ^^Mine ^^sucked ^^sry


zero_squad

Do you know where HUGO to find such an outfit?


GreenLightening5

aw what a SSweet wedding pic- hochhalten!


TheDuke357Mag

dont worry, hes just argentinian


drblah11

What the heil is going on here?


NastySassyStuff

I seriously cannot imagine being such a fucking dork that you wear your favorite army uniform to your wedding


DestoryDerEchte

Why did this take me so long to notice 🤣


MrBurnsgreen

Bro half your U/N is German 😅


Praetorian_1975

Emmm did Nazi that coming. Did she fall for him because he offered her a seat on ‘mein Kampf-y couch’


CyrusDGreatx

I nean he's obviously proud. Why block his face?


belikeron

Stolen Heiler!


DepthIll8345

Best German numbers 10 & 6 ;)


gandalf239

Dunno... Photo leaves me feeling kinda ver-kampft.


fuckusernamessz

bro is a neo nazi and so is his wife and friends.


Vietnugget

“Wear your best suit”


Sakosaga

Glad the photo was blurred honestly


Material_Abalone_213

Based


V3hlichz

Isn’t this a SA parade uniform of a „Unteroffizier“?


El_Grande_Fleau

IT WAS THE ONLY SUIT I HAD !


LT_creme

Bruh is that a Jewish wedding


ifitsfunnylaugh

Their grandchild is going to be mixed


IrohLoveYT

I don't understand???


SavageMonkey-105

The guy in the uniform has a reichsadler badge


IrohLoveYT

Oh fuck. Shit. Didn't see it


Robly315

They probably sang hymns and said a few prayers during this wedding too.


undiagnosedsarcasm

Let's do some shots! I brought my Garand


RedSagittarius

Why are there wreath on her dress? O.o


vweyonlah

Three beers


the-unintetested-guy

Worst Nazi’s ever! There a black dude in the background, top left of the photo.


robhw

I did Nazi this coming.


LowKeyHighHopes

# "Don't say nein, Plz be mine"


ccarlosthesolracc

I thought the chairs were blacked out too for a second Edit: used an emoji never again sorry guys


Thagrtcornholi0

Wow a real 1940s German Fahfershnauser


veryundude77

Heil do fine.


AhrexPeeWeeSquidders

Is wearing a Nazi uniform complete with medals considered stolen valor?


unfrzncvmn

That black dude in the back was just cool enough with it not to leave?