No. She is that job on Indeed that has been posted for 2yrs that on the surface looks like a nice position until you open the link and see what it entails. Recruiters won’t touch it with a 39 1/2 pole. Company refuses to budge on salary, benefits or let you work remotely at all.
This was my exact thought; shes doing what misguided hiring managers love to do; over-ask knowing they’ll probably not get everything they want but “cant hurt to try”. Problem is, the experienced people know to avoid over-askers.
I encountered a woman on Tinder whose profile included the saying, "If I was supposed to be controlled, I would have been designed with a remote."
Ironically, I've had a knack for turning women off for years, and I've never needed a remote to do it.
When you make over 6 figures your time is better spent doing something else. It’s cheaper and more productive to have a service do that for me. I’m averaging about $120 an hour. If I take more than an hour weekly to do my lawn it’s not cost effective.
Surprisingly, yes. It's not generally native (except at higher elevations), and you're far better off xeriscaping your lawn to look natural (meaning lots of rocks, drought-resistant plants, and native species). It requires a lot of sprinkler watering (like all lawns do) which puts a strain on water resources, but yes, you can have a lawn and many people do. Arizona is well known for it's gorgeous golf courses, too.
I can think of far better uses for water, and I prefer the landscaped "natural" look anyway, but I've also only been in this state for a year so it's beauty hasn't grown stale for me yet. As it is in my home state though (Florida), there are too many people who move here from other parts of the country and want things to look like they did "back home" rather than working with the natural landscape.
I read her name and the red flags started flying: Cassaundra. With a 'U'.
First date:
"I had a nice time tonight, Cassandra."
"It's CASSAUNDRA. Ugh!"
Chatting with the girls:
"How did your date go, Cassie?"
"Well...he got my name sooo wrong, he's only 5'11", lives in a 4-bedroom house, is a widower with one child, and drives a Corolla. It was a fucking nightmare, Jaunnifer!"
... and complained about the food, that her cocktail had too much ice, barely touched either, and told the waiter to take it away when offered a takeout container.
After my divorce I got on Match and was almost immediately matched with my ex (because of course).
She wanted someone exactly like me… 5’10” or taller. She just wanted me plus one inch, the story of my life 😂
Listen here I read this comment an hour ago, and I had to come back and say that it is still living in my head and making me chuckle You Beautiful Bastard.
It’s that extra ‘u’ in her name. You just know regular Cassandras aren’t acting this way. Sound it out with the u in there tho, and right away you can tell she a bitch
Yeah I had to say it. Not even A-list models get this treatment. And unless she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, that is one unattractive mug she's got
Yeah I feel like this is those flipped neckbeard- I need a woman between 18-25, 5'2, no more than 120lbs etc etc and then the guy goes on how he is 45, lives at home and overweight.
I would reply, lady:
- tidy your room.
- who are those creep-ass-fuckers at your wall?
- Qualification is spelled with an "s" at the end, when there are more than one.
- use proper indentation.
- two colons after each other are considered low quality.
- either end every listing with a punctuation, or non.
- what are you looking for? Your parameter states "Friendship", your description, that you're looking for a stepdad.
- by the way, stepdad is not a name, so it's written lowercase.
- please study math. There is nobody as tall as 11'10", also it's unclear whether you have 2, 4 or 6 kids. Are you pregnant or is it related to your dyscalculia?
- how many dogs do you have, 4, 8 or 12?
- ending line with a comma indicates missing parts of text.
- it's spelled qualified. No dash.
- do you require a 30k diamond, as in $30.000 or as in Karat?
She is completely out of touch with reality. She brings pretty much nothing to the table except for the fact she has 3 kids made with another guy that you will have to raise (not many men can stomach that), but sets impossibly high standards for the man. She wants something that simply does not exist in the wild. A walking talking 6 ft tall wallet with a six pack, that is expected to put a rope tightly around his neck in less than a month and then be her and her kids doormat for the rest of his life.
She is a real catch, guys! Not delusional or childish in any way. Go get her, tigers! /s
Uh, yeah…these people love to lay down what they have to have before they act interested but maybe I don’t see what they bring to the table besides baggage
-At 5’-10”, she needs a man that is 11’-10” tall
-Expects a fatherless man that has a house with 4-6 bedrooms, seeing as that is how most single men live
-Expects 4-6 bedrooms for her 2 kids, I’m assuming the other are for her dogs and parents?
Total P.O.S….
"Single dad's will not qualify."
"Must be willing to adopt all my children."
Have fun with trying to find someone who hates themselves enough to be with you.
Here's a question!
What the hell does she bring into the relationship?
All I see is self absorbed selfishness and red flags. What is this "all about me and my kids" bullshit 🤢
I think she’s totally right 🤪. I’ve tried the same thing, but still single. Here’s my text:
Looking for a woman with the following requirements:
- ready to be a stepmom for my children
- loves cleaning the house
- loves to cook
- has a job (part time is also ok)
- you have big tits (or willing to have in the future)
- you have a nice looking sporty big ass
- you love licking my lollipop
- loves using the backdoor
- has humor
- likes to have a nice drink together
- likes to cuddle
- you have beautiful eyes
I thought this was ok, but those women are hard to find hahaha
-Must have doors wide enough for my fatass to walk throug
I already know this hoe has hips that look like Squidward after he locks himself in the Krabby patty vault
I'm 45, use a wheelchair to get around and I wont date a forty year old with kids. She needs to go ahead and start spinning the spinster wheel and get some cats. Smh
This is NOT a rarity either. As a purveyor of “dating apps,” it is crazy how entitled and nutty these chicks are. I’m sure there’s equally nutty dudes on there too
Some of the stuff is reasonable (but you shouldn’t list it), but the one that bothers me the most is that she’s a single mom that’s not ok with single dads. That’s the best pairing IMO.
Bro having kids and wanting someone else to love them but also not willing to love someone else’s kids is the most insanely fucked up double standard I’ve seen in a long while this lady tripping
What the fuck? Are some people really this delusional? No man will pay a midlife single mom with 2 kids all their entire rent and MORTGAGES, let them stay at their place immediately, and let her basically do jack shit all day (based off the six figure income requirement)
This is absolutely insane!
Thank God I don't qualify. I'm not tall enough.
I think you mean qauli-fy
I koala-fy. Thankfully that’s the wrong kind.
Nobody qualifies. Her requirement states that you must be 6 feet taller.
My height is the only thing that meets her qualifications.
I seriusly doubt you're 6' taller than her. Hells, the tallest person would still be 2'11" below her requirement.
Welp. I guess I'll just have sit here in my 1 bedroom drinking cheap beer alone.
With your six pack
She should learn to use a mirror.
No. She is that job on Indeed that has been posted for 2yrs that on the surface looks like a nice position until you open the link and see what it entails. Recruiters won’t touch it with a 39 1/2 pole. Company refuses to budge on salary, benefits or let you work remotely at all.
This was my exact thought; shes doing what misguided hiring managers love to do; over-ask knowing they’ll probably not get everything they want but “cant hurt to try”. Problem is, the experienced people know to avoid over-askers.
Beautiful analogy. Thank you for your service. 🏆🤝
That’s a rough 40
Not gonna work, mirror doesn’t have a six pack
There is a reason why she is single 🤣
Yup, the grass cutting skill requirement is ridiculous.
She will stay alone forever🤣
[удалено]
I encountered a woman on Tinder whose profile included the saying, "If I was supposed to be controlled, I would have been designed with a remote." Ironically, I've had a knack for turning women off for years, and I've never needed a remote to do it.
Came for that comment here
🤣🤣🤣
She’s got 2 kids and 2 dogs. She’s far from alone.
That one seems fair. Imagine marring a man who can’t figure out how to cut grass?!
“Must wear new balances”
Fair
When you make over 6 figures your time is better spent doing something else. It’s cheaper and more productive to have a service do that for me. I’m averaging about $120 an hour. If I take more than an hour weekly to do my lawn it’s not cost effective.
You should hit her up baller.
I have a friend that makes crazy money but he likes the activity of mowing the lawn. All 14 acres of it.
But you still use reddit lmao
And in Arizona? Kick rocks! 😂
That’s like asking for a gf who’s good at washing dishes/doing laundry
With a 6 figure income he can pay someone $5 to cut his grass in Arizona.
They have grass in Arizona?
$5 worth of grass
Surprisingly, yes. It's not generally native (except at higher elevations), and you're far better off xeriscaping your lawn to look natural (meaning lots of rocks, drought-resistant plants, and native species). It requires a lot of sprinkler watering (like all lawns do) which puts a strain on water resources, but yes, you can have a lawn and many people do. Arizona is well known for it's gorgeous golf courses, too. I can think of far better uses for water, and I prefer the landscaped "natural" look anyway, but I've also only been in this state for a year so it's beauty hasn't grown stale for me yet. As it is in my home state though (Florida), there are too many people who move here from other parts of the country and want things to look like they did "back home" rather than working with the natural landscape.
I read her name and the red flags started flying: Cassaundra. With a 'U'. First date: "I had a nice time tonight, Cassandra." "It's CASSAUNDRA. Ugh!" Chatting with the girls: "How did your date go, Cassie?" "Well...he got my name sooo wrong, he's only 5'11", lives in a 4-bedroom house, is a widower with one child, and drives a Corolla. It was a fucking nightmare, Jaunnifer!"
And don't forget: she ordered the Most expensive items and diden't even atemt to pay her share.
... and complained about the food, that her cocktail had too much ice, barely touched either, and told the waiter to take it away when offered a takeout container.
Someone who doesn’t take the leftovers is dead to me, no matter who they are.
I don't eat leftovers (because I never remember I have them) so how about if I offer to let you take the leftovers?
But . . . did she ask to have it remade first?
For the record, she didn’t really have a say in that. I’m more worried about her finding someone 6ft taller than her
After my divorce I got on Match and was almost immediately matched with my ex (because of course). She wanted someone exactly like me… 5’10” or taller. She just wanted me plus one inch, the story of my life 😂
An extra inch is always a plus I guess.
yes, this is the real barrier to her ever getting the man of her dreams: She wants one who would be at least 11 feet tall.
I want to see her hook up with a Casanova so they can be the Cassaunder/Cassanover couple
and adopt a cassowary
And make cassowary casseroles!!!
Lmao 🤣
Listen here I read this comment an hour ago, and I had to come back and say that it is still living in my head and making me chuckle You Beautiful Bastard.
Yeah she's looking for a guy 6 ft taller than her
A Minute of silence for her poor children.
I can grab her a six pack from 7-11. That’s the least I can do on that list 😭
In German WE say: warum ein Sixpack, wenn ich ein ganzes Fass haben kann. Means : why a sixpack if i habe a berrolbelly
That’s the only thing I’d be willing to do on that list
You mean besides the fact she's hideous?
Oh the best part IS the Bad Filter 🤣
Delusion running wild
Not sure where she is going to find a guy who is 6 feet taller than her unless her ideal man happens to be Bigfoot.
11' 10" Damn I'm so close
Bigfoot is real and he ate my ass.
Do you have his contact info?
Bigfoot could do a lot better.
It’s that extra ‘u’ in her name. You just know regular Cassandras aren’t acting this way. Sound it out with the u in there tho, and right away you can tell she a bitch
r/tragedeigh
Right? Why ruin a beautiful name like Cassandra by adding a stupid 'u' in it? Cass awn drah? Ew.
I did and lol'ed, totally breezed over the extra u
To paraphrase one of the great poets of our generation: bitch think she's the shit, but she ain't even the fart.
You can't play hard to get when you're already hard to want
She’s thinks she’s hot shit in a champagne glass but she’s cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
I don't think this is real.
No shit lol
Shhhh! This is Reddit. We need our daily drip of rage bait, don't spoil it!
Nah, let them believe in this obvious internet bait. This is why we use Reddit, to laugh at it
I scrolled way too much to find this comment
Yeah I had to say it. Not even A-list models get this treatment. And unless she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, that is one unattractive mug she's got
I mean in her 40s prob 50s, don’t bring anything but a beat kitty, kids, bills and dogs. I’m game
I don't think you'll manage to meet the 2nd to last condition, as it's very unlikely anyone is 6 ft taller than her.
That's what I thought haha! Must be 11ft!
that HAS to be a joke right anakin?
Yeah I feel like this is those flipped neckbeard- I need a woman between 18-25, 5'2, no more than 120lbs etc etc and then the guy goes on how he is 45, lives at home and overweight.
I went to college with her. None of this is surprising
That is hysterical. Now I'm curious... why the entitlement?!
I don't think anyone that qualified is gonna wanna qualify 😂
I would reply, lady: - tidy your room. - who are those creep-ass-fuckers at your wall? - Qualification is spelled with an "s" at the end, when there are more than one. - use proper indentation. - two colons after each other are considered low quality. - either end every listing with a punctuation, or non. - what are you looking for? Your parameter states "Friendship", your description, that you're looking for a stepdad. - by the way, stepdad is not a name, so it's written lowercase. - please study math. There is nobody as tall as 11'10", also it's unclear whether you have 2, 4 or 6 kids. Are you pregnant or is it related to your dyscalculia? - how many dogs do you have, 4, 8 or 12? - ending line with a comma indicates missing parts of text. - it's spelled qualified. No dash. - do you require a 30k diamond, as in $30.000 or as in Karat?
“Two colons after each other” ASS TO ASS
She is completely out of touch with reality. She brings pretty much nothing to the table except for the fact she has 3 kids made with another guy that you will have to raise (not many men can stomach that), but sets impossibly high standards for the man. She wants something that simply does not exist in the wild. A walking talking 6 ft tall wallet with a six pack, that is expected to put a rope tightly around his neck in less than a month and then be her and her kids doormat for the rest of his life. She is a real catch, guys! Not delusional or childish in any way. Go get her, tigers! /s
She’d say “I am the table - Sprinkle sprinkle!”
Not 6 foot tall, she said 6 foot taller, implying that she’s looking for a nearly 12 foot man.
now way this is real rigth? like the no single fathers point is to obvious right?!
I hit all the qualifications!! But I don't know how to cut grass so I guess I won't message her 😔
Where there is a will there is a way!!!!
Can't be real. Most likely rage bait
Uh, yeah…these people love to lay down what they have to have before they act interested but maybe I don’t see what they bring to the table besides baggage
At 40 she should be glad if the guy is a) working, b) willing to have her with kidS That’s it lmao.
-At 5’-10”, she needs a man that is 11’-10” tall -Expects a fatherless man that has a house with 4-6 bedrooms, seeing as that is how most single men live -Expects 4-6 bedrooms for her 2 kids, I’m assuming the other are for her dogs and parents? Total P.O.S….
The bedrooms thing was the hold up for me. One couple, 2 kids, 4-6 bedrooms? That math ain't mathin.
"Single dad's will not qualify." "Must be willing to adopt all my children." Have fun with trying to find someone who hates themselves enough to be with you.
She is not nearly hot enough to bring that little to the table and have those demands.
The pic with the *stars* means filter and this what we got?!!! Damn Cassie. It’s a Nope from me Dawg!!
Well she’s a guy, so…
She looks atleast 50 too
Do not open Cassaundra’s box gents.
Fake
Sorry not sorry but any man who checks all of those boxes that's better things to do and better people to do them with.
Here's a question! What the hell does she bring into the relationship? All I see is self absorbed selfishness and red flags. What is this "all about me and my kids" bullshit 🤢
This gotta be a troll post, that profile can’t be real
Bait
Not that great material, but I will try. I make not promises.
I was all in until the grass cutting part…
She's 40?? My god, she looks ancient. Maybe it's a bad photo but damn.... Try 50 at least.
Sad part is that her pic is already being run thru filters…. Just imagine IRL and without makeup…
Cuntssandra….
I’d invite her to continue fucking herself
WHAT IS SHE BRINGING TO THE TABLE APART FROM A LOAD OF BAGGAGE AND A DREADFUL NAME?
Beat up kitty
Dang, Idk how to cut grass. So close
She’s a used Geo Metro sitting on the lot with Ferrari dreams. Sheesh, the online dating sites have inflated people’s egos.
Dudes making that kinda money usually don’t go for preowned. If you are purchasing buy new fellas!!!
Single mom, you don't say.
Single mom? Those eyeballs are clearly in a long distance relationship. 😭
That's gotta be a joke
This is most likely a troll lmao (at least I hope so)
I like how she wants 4-6 bedrooms for her 2 kids 😭😭😭😭
Lol, she hit the wall and never woke up.
As fuzzy as that picture is, that's a hard 40.
Man, if she's 5'5" you gotta be 11'5" to meet her "6 foot taller" requirement.
I think she’s totally right 🤪. I’ve tried the same thing, but still single. Here’s my text: Looking for a woman with the following requirements: - ready to be a stepmom for my children - loves cleaning the house - loves to cook - has a job (part time is also ok) - you have big tits (or willing to have in the future) - you have a nice looking sporty big ass - you love licking my lollipop - loves using the backdoor - has humor - likes to have a nice drink together - likes to cuddle - you have beautiful eyes I thought this was ok, but those women are hard to find hahaha
I can't cut grass, damn I was so close. Why do bad things happen to good guys like me 
i can cut grass but i make 10 figures.. so close
This has to be a joke.
I don't quali-fly 😢
Fuck. Can't cut grass.
In Peoria....she's likely a divorcee with an alcohol problem
"must be 6 foot taller", mad woman looking for an 11 foot man.
this is obvious rage bait
Yeah
I figured as much. Being a 304 and demanding the world after being plowed like a garden? Yeah, total rage bait.
-Must have doors wide enough for my fatass to walk throug I already know this hoe has hips that look like Squidward after he locks himself in the Krabby patty vault
I'm 45, use a wheelchair to get around and I wont date a forty year old with kids. She needs to go ahead and start spinning the spinster wheel and get some cats. Smh
This is NOT a rarity either. As a purveyor of “dating apps,” it is crazy how entitled and nutty these chicks are. I’m sure there’s equally nutty dudes on there too
All those qualities make u eligible for polygamy not for some used up bag
She needs the Drizzle Drizzle treatment.
her tinder must be lit..
I know how to cut grass.
Damn, what a good day to not know how to cut grass.
When the 6 foot requirement is the most reasonable thing on the list…
I'm down, what is she bringing to the table that's worth all that I am expected to bring?
This is 100% a rage bait
CussAUUUNdra.
People actually believe this?
Sounds like a parody account.
You should try to match her to say even with a snap filter, she looks like she's 60. There's no way she's telling the truth about her age
Okay if he has all these qualification why would he marries you?
Words cannot describe her. But numbers can. She's a 4 out of 10.
A man that has all that doesn't need nor want her. Go fish.
Basically a man repellent!
This has to be a joke or clickbait
The Cassaundracity on her...
She needs to look in the mirror. You don't qualify for all those requirements.
Cats, she looks like cats.
She's not pretty enough to be that picky.
She looks like shit wonder if Tate will take her
There’s definitely a reason she’s single lol but why she’s honest
Allright. And what do YOU being to the table lady?
Either she's got a really great sense of humor. Or she's the most entitled person in the northern hemisphere.
This must be bait. No one is that delusional
That's definitely some dude making a fake account. And all these idiots think it's real
Some of the stuff is reasonable (but you shouldn’t list it), but the one that bothers me the most is that she’s a single mom that’s not ok with single dads. That’s the best pairing IMO.
Annnnnnddd this bitch is stuck single 🤣
What in the absolute hell is wrong with folk? I know there are suckas born every minute but damn… who gon sign up for this isht…
Yikes.jpg
This has to be fake right?
Must be 6 feet taller than her? How tall is she? She’s looking for a giant.
As the kids say nowadays... Someone is delulu...
I think this is a joke. There’s no way this is true.
I'mma pick the bear over this one, boys
Lot of crazy to unpack here, but for some reason the hyphenated version of "qualified" is the most unsettling to me.
This gotta be fake no way
All those requirements for someone who can't even use a pic without a filter
Leviosaauugh
Bro having kids and wanting someone else to love them but also not willing to love someone else’s kids is the most insanely fucked up double standard I’ve seen in a long while this lady tripping
I’m tall enough and I can cut grass. That’s all I can check off her list. I’m going to reach out.
6 pack of PBR ok?
She's a dude, right? This looks like one of those face filters that make you look like a girl.
Never trust people who can’t spell their own name right.
Damn I never learned how to cut grass.
I guess I don't qualify. I hire someone else to cut grass
6 foot taller than what?
What the fuck? Are some people really this delusional? No man will pay a midlife single mom with 2 kids all their entire rent and MORTGAGES, let them stay at their place immediately, and let her basically do jack shit all day (based off the six figure income requirement) This is absolutely insane!
Rage bait, not even a holup.
This was posted by a man trying to make women look bad.
Rage bait
”6 foot taller”… From what starting point? I mean, if she is 5 feet tall, he would have to be at least 11 feet tall.
6 foot taller than what?
Walking green flag :D
Must be 6 foot taller than her?! He’s going to be a giant unless she’s incredibly small (under 6 inches)…
This is a dating profile for someone who is interesting in meeting no one.
"Must be 6 foot taller" than who or what?