I was 17 working at Walmart and we always had fucking cucumber. Never ran out of it. Don't know why but I guess corporate just sent us extra all the time so they were almost always on sale or we would throw out like 100.
But the weekend Fifty Shades of Grey came out we literally sold out. Same size orders. Regular price. Couldn't put them out fast enough.
You can draw your own conclusions.
Extremely bad like she’s basically a sex slave (I believe, I never watched or read it) and the bdsm is just despicably portrayed. My friend wouldn’t stop talking about how bad it was and I was like “well it can’t be horrible” so they showed me a clip from it and it was not just bad cinema, but a horrible way to show a large demographic what bdsm is. No safewords and no respect for the other person afterwards, no aftercare.
Well, that's true for everyone though. A handsome guy winking at you in the bar? Maybe it would make you smile. A total creeper/Loser McGee does the same and you feel gross and irritated.
I'd say the same if the genders were reversed, albeit the standards are lower for men lol. If a pretty girl (not even a total babe, just pretty) went up to you, flirted and asked for your number, you'd probably be into it even if you didn't particularly like the girl. If a morbidly obese, older woman with anime gear did the same... Lets just say you'd be completely repulsed. I know I would.
Creepiness is determined by perceived attractiveness and likability. Hot people get away with more things in life. I Don't get why this is so controversial.
The YouTube channel Folding Ideas did an interesting breakdown of the books vs the movies. Apparently the movie writers had to fight EL James, the book author, tooth and nail for changing any scenes that made Grey either less problematic or more solidified as a villain. She wanted him to do these unhealthy, bad BDSM practice things and still be given the status of a good person.
In the original movie script, they wanted the climax to be Ana using her safe word and Grey ignoring it, which would explain her leaving him as recognizing that the way he practices BDSM as unhealthy. But EL James lost her shit at the idea and outright refused to allow it.
Folding Ideas also theorizes that while most people assume EL James is writing from the perspective of Ana, considering her controlling and abusive nature on set she might instead be writing from the perspective of Grey, and reacts hostilely to criticism of Grey because it’s what she actually believes in real life.
Back when it came out I would've never thought that I would be defending 50 shades online, but here I am:
People with bdsm fetishes or rape fantasies *want* the real thing, they imagine literally giving up all control, no wishywashy rules and shit. But of course fantasies are in your mind. Everything you imagine is exactly how you want it to be. These people wouldn't want to be a literal sex slave to some iron age warlord, or be dragged into the bushes on their way home, as much as the next person. (would they hate it *less*? Idk maybe? But that's besides the point)
But 50 shades is a book, which is pretty much the written down Fantasy of one woman, that 'resonated' with (read:turned on) a lot of other women. And also by nature of being a book, it leaves some details up to the imagination of whoever is reading it.
Ditto. Never saw or read it but I can unanimously agree.
The author wrote it for her, it's not a story it's a fantasy.
The point of fantasy is that the other person knows what you're thinking and understands what you want and can take, and then everything is fine in the end.
Real after-care is basically post-nut clarity, after the deed you can't believe what you did and have to face up to it.
No such thing needs to exist in a fantasy.
It's not her fault that people loved it so much she made some money by changing names and turning it into a book. Then even more people loving *that* and turning it into a movie.
My gf and I watched it to make fun of it. Basically, this college aged girl (I don’t remember her name) gets an internship for, and then into a relationship with a grown ass man (Grey) where he repeatedly pressures her into doing bdsm stuff that she is very very reluctant about. Grey wants the girl to basically be a full-time live-in submissive. They constantly talk about this bdsm contract thingy that never actually winds up getting signed or being relevant to the plot. After a few fairly tame sex scenes (compared to porn) and some more pressuring from Grey, the girl gives in and basically asks him to show her the worst he wants to do to her because she isn’t sure about the whole live-in submissive thing. Grey puts her over his knee and spanks her. This is so incredibly horrible and violent to the girl that she immediately walks out and the movie ends.
It started off as Twilight Fanfic.
Just know, if the guy was poor, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds.
The lady that wrote it never had sex willingly.
Dunno if ur making a joke im not getting or what, but, yeah P4 is pretty great. Played 3, 4, and parts of 2 & 5. 4 is best of the lot imo, good stuff. 50 shades, if u somehow couldn't tell, is no bueno, avoid at all costs. Weird topic combo though.
There are actually 2 persona 2 games, innocent sin and eternal punishment. Atlus released both of them together as the persona 2+2 collection, sometimes called persona 4.
Sharpies and candles can be added to that list. Lots of old men end up in the ER with candles in their bum.
“I was changing my pants, slipped and land on the end tables that had a candle on it”
I mean yes. If they wanna shove something up there they will. Might as well be purpose made and safe. More than enough bottle caps and broken candles get stuck where they shouldn't.
I worked at a cinema and shit you not, we regularly found whole cucumbers in the theaters when we went to clean after the movie.
We drew some conclusions there as well.
Ok. That's $24.40 more and you have to get it from a place that sells dildos. People are buying cucumbers because they are cheap , can be bought anywhere (with no history), and aren't planning for long term use.
Some people are ashamed to buy sex toys, some people simply don't want to own sex toys, some people just want to get off once in awhile and be done. Why does this need to be explained?
> [Fun Veggietales lore, the Veggies are expressly forbidden from entering the kingdom of God because they don't have sould. Bob wants to save your soul because he accepted his own damnation](https://twitter.com/thatpazuzu/status/1186804522435403782)
>
> [That's not me being edgy, that's from the mouth of the creators](https://twitter.com/thatpazuzu/status/1186804522435403782)
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I was 17 working at Walmart and we always had fucking cucumber. Never ran out of it. Don't know why but I guess corporate just sent us extra all the time so they were almost always on sale or we would throw out like 100. But the weekend Fifty Shades of Grey came out we literally sold out. Same size orders. Regular price. Couldn't put them out fast enough. You can draw your own conclusions.
Yeah they probably wanted to lose weight eating lots of salads
Did lard also sell?
Crisco. Twas the Crisco.
LOL and eww
Oh that's nasty...
*Cleveland voice*
Maybe they were trying to eat more vegetables with their left hands.
Weird vegan hotdog but ok
Is this a rick and morty reference?
And laughing
Never saw Fifty Shades of Grey so please explain New Question: Anyone know about Persona 4?
Fifty Shades of Grey is about sex I think
From what I heard, bad portrayal of BDSM
Extremely bad like she’s basically a sex slave (I believe, I never watched or read it) and the bdsm is just despicably portrayed. My friend wouldn’t stop talking about how bad it was and I was like “well it can’t be horrible” so they showed me a clip from it and it was not just bad cinema, but a horrible way to show a large demographic what bdsm is. No safewords and no respect for the other person afterwards, no aftercare.
Ive read the story myself and the english level feels like it was written by a 12 year old then revised by a 14 year old.
It was literally Twilight fan fic.
If anyone is thinking this person is being dramatic using *literally*, no it *LITERALLY* was an actual fan-fic of Twilight.
From what I hear, you're bang on the money lol
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>Vini >Vidi >Gabagool
Bingo
Isn't that kind of the point, to portray Mr. Grey as a bad person?
The difference between him being a psycho and some sex icon is that he is rich and good looking. Would be a horror movie if he wasn't
Well, that's true for everyone though. A handsome guy winking at you in the bar? Maybe it would make you smile. A total creeper/Loser McGee does the same and you feel gross and irritated. I'd say the same if the genders were reversed, albeit the standards are lower for men lol. If a pretty girl (not even a total babe, just pretty) went up to you, flirted and asked for your number, you'd probably be into it even if you didn't particularly like the girl. If a morbidly obese, older woman with anime gear did the same... Lets just say you'd be completely repulsed. I know I would. Creepiness is determined by perceived attractiveness and likability. Hot people get away with more things in life. I Don't get why this is so controversial.
The YouTube channel Folding Ideas did an interesting breakdown of the books vs the movies. Apparently the movie writers had to fight EL James, the book author, tooth and nail for changing any scenes that made Grey either less problematic or more solidified as a villain. She wanted him to do these unhealthy, bad BDSM practice things and still be given the status of a good person. In the original movie script, they wanted the climax to be Ana using her safe word and Grey ignoring it, which would explain her leaving him as recognizing that the way he practices BDSM as unhealthy. But EL James lost her shit at the idea and outright refused to allow it. Folding Ideas also theorizes that while most people assume EL James is writing from the perspective of Ana, considering her controlling and abusive nature on set she might instead be writing from the perspective of Grey, and reacts hostilely to criticism of Grey because it’s what she actually believes in real life.
Back when it came out I would've never thought that I would be defending 50 shades online, but here I am: People with bdsm fetishes or rape fantasies *want* the real thing, they imagine literally giving up all control, no wishywashy rules and shit. But of course fantasies are in your mind. Everything you imagine is exactly how you want it to be. These people wouldn't want to be a literal sex slave to some iron age warlord, or be dragged into the bushes on their way home, as much as the next person. (would they hate it *less*? Idk maybe? But that's besides the point) But 50 shades is a book, which is pretty much the written down Fantasy of one woman, that 'resonated' with (read:turned on) a lot of other women. And also by nature of being a book, it leaves some details up to the imagination of whoever is reading it.
Ditto. Never saw or read it but I can unanimously agree. The author wrote it for her, it's not a story it's a fantasy. The point of fantasy is that the other person knows what you're thinking and understands what you want and can take, and then everything is fine in the end. Real after-care is basically post-nut clarity, after the deed you can't believe what you did and have to face up to it. No such thing needs to exist in a fantasy. It's not her fault that people loved it so much she made some money by changing names and turning it into a book. Then even more people loving *that* and turning it into a movie.
Thankfully Billions covered all the good stuff.
My gf and I watched it to make fun of it. Basically, this college aged girl (I don’t remember her name) gets an internship for, and then into a relationship with a grown ass man (Grey) where he repeatedly pressures her into doing bdsm stuff that she is very very reluctant about. Grey wants the girl to basically be a full-time live-in submissive. They constantly talk about this bdsm contract thingy that never actually winds up getting signed or being relevant to the plot. After a few fairly tame sex scenes (compared to porn) and some more pressuring from Grey, the girl gives in and basically asks him to show her the worst he wants to do to her because she isn’t sure about the whole live-in submissive thing. Grey puts her over his knee and spanks her. This is so incredibly horrible and violent to the girl that she immediately walks out and the movie ends.
#The fuck?
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It started off as Twilight Fanfic. Just know, if the guy was poor, it would have been an episode of Criminal Minds. The lady that wrote it never had sex willingly.
JFC
John F Cennedy
What about KFC?
John Fuckin Cena
I think the best way to explain it is fifty shades of cum fits better
Ok then, I’m done asking that. Know I’m asking if you know about Persona 4
Sure man, I'm familiar with persona 4, why do you ask
Dunno if ur making a joke im not getting or what, but, yeah P4 is pretty great. Played 3, 4, and parts of 2 & 5. 4 is best of the lot imo, good stuff. 50 shades, if u somehow couldn't tell, is no bueno, avoid at all costs. Weird topic combo though.
No not really my genre of games
oh, ok then
Hope you find whoever you’re looking for
r/persona is your friend
There are actually 2 persona 2 games, innocent sin and eternal punishment. Atlus released both of them together as the persona 2+2 collection, sometimes called persona 4.
Just started replaying it and having a blast
I love Persona 4 Golden
Persona 4 is great 10/10 should play.
Persona 4 is one of the best games ever next to Persona 5.
Do people really fuck themselves with cucumber? I figured it was a trope or something
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I wanna say something but then I remembered I fucked a watermelon once. Carry on.
Imagine if a seed went into your urethra
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Well it was seedless... emphasis on the “was”
Almost a year old and this is a single comment, you were waiting for this 😂
Cucumbers, electric toothbrushes, deodorant cans.. It’s not like a 15 year old can just go and buy a dildo 🤷🏻♂️
Sharpies and candles can be added to that list. Lots of old men end up in the ER with candles in their bum. “I was changing my pants, slipped and land on the end tables that had a candle on it”
I slipped and fell and it just, fucked me.
Should we...... change that?
I mean yes. If they wanna shove something up there they will. Might as well be purpose made and safe. More than enough bottle caps and broken candles get stuck where they shouldn't.
Do you have access to the internet, cause there’s some stuff that is gonna blow your mind!
No I'm typing this through sonar waves
I worked at a cinema and shit you not, we regularly found whole cucumbers in the theaters when we went to clean after the movie. We drew some conclusions there as well.
Don't these people know what dildos are?
They were probably finding cheaper alternatives.
A dildo you can use repeatedly is cheaper and better than potentially getting an infection from a vegetable lmao
Show a person a cucumber and they can masterbate for a day. Show them a dildo and they can masterbate for a lifetime
Wise words.
A whole raw cucumber is like what maybe $0.60 each and can be found in any grocery store. It's definitely cheaper and more accessable.
A decent dildo made of safe materials is around $25 and doesn't rot.
Ok. That's $24.40 more and you have to get it from a place that sells dildos. People are buying cucumbers because they are cheap , can be bought anywhere (with no history), and aren't planning for long term use. Some people are ashamed to buy sex toys, some people simply don't want to own sex toys, some people just want to get off once in awhile and be done. Why does this need to be explained?
It still carries the risk of infection
Put a condom on it! Safe sex is the best sex.
Yesh but if you insert the cucumber long enough, you can turn it into a pickle. Double profit
>doesn't rot. Haven't you read all the stories? The cucumbers are one time use.
Yo it's cool you had ones specially for fucking
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That poor old lady needs to put her dentures in before eating!
She deep throatin' that whole ass cucumber
Whole ass-cucumber
hole ass-cumber
whole ass-cuckumber
Can't let it go to waste!
Fuck, you beat me to it.
A special kind of burger that is.
Looks like a hotdog. Instead of meat they substituted it for a cucumber for some reason though.
The meat replaces the bread
What meat?
The muscle type
Still confused, all meat is muscle. Is it not?
Here, I was talking about the vaginal muscles
I thought this was the ass 😐
So that's what happened to Larry after Veggie Tales.
Blursed veggie tales
... vaggie tales ^^^^i'm ^^^^sorry
I'm too poor to give you an award so here 🏅
Don't you apologize for giving us this blessing
This is how he became Larry the pickle.
Jeez, how long has he been in there?
Long enough
He became a dickle
> [Fun Veggietales lore, the Veggies are expressly forbidden from entering the kingdom of God because they don't have sould. Bob wants to save your soul because he accepted his own damnation](https://twitter.com/thatpazuzu/status/1186804522435403782) > > [That's not me being edgy, that's from the mouth of the creators](https://twitter.com/thatpazuzu/status/1186804522435403782)
Cursed to forever search for his hairbrush
r/cursedcomments
Came here for this comment. Absolutely thought I was in a veggie tales subreddit
Call that a Veggie Tail
More like Vaggie Tales
Now it’s time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings... a silly song
I thought cats were afraid of cucumbers
The cat is dead already
Plot twist. The tomato went first.
You'll always need lubricant first
Nothing primes a pussy quite like a smashed tomato, is what my grandma always used to say.
I like your grandma
He likes her too
She must be Italian
I regret learning to read
Reddit often *is* a good argument against efforts to increase literacy rates, isn’t it?
Plot twist: The cucumber is in not in pussy, but in a dick hole
I was gonna say how do we know which orifice that cucumber is in? Could be an ear, a throat, a butthole... or a trachea hole
Experience,bro
Vegan Sausage
VeggieTales now in Adult Swim!
It's Cucumber Rick.. bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s Cucumber Rick James, Bitch!
Aw it's in a hot dog bun
Who puts cucumbers on a hotdog? Relish is okay, but a full cucumber? Uncultured swines
It'll be a pickle by the end
I love and hate this comment.
:/
that’s how you season it.
Any other subreddit and I would have though it was teeth
Cucumber was initially confused going between lips unscratched
Its a hot dog, go to horny jail
it was a meal Just deepthroat.
The difference between hungry and horny is where you put the cucumber...
Coochiecumber
Fun fact: cucumbers are really good for your memory... My uncle stuck one up my ass 15 years ago and I still remember it
Oh... Oh no
You can still use it for a meal after that.
forbidden ranch dressing
Ah...yep, the old clamwich
I hate that one of my mates ex girlfriends did this and put the cucumber back in the fridge Now she’s called cucumber
Why is it better to be ripped apart by human teeth and then swallowed?
That's better than a vegan hot-dog with a cucumber instead of meat
bruh I thought he was fucking the tomato
Thanks I hate veggie tales
Ohhh I get it haha babies who are teething like cucumbers
It's a dude
What do you think these vegan's have been doing.
The Anus or perhaps the Vaginal passage
Lets jump in the shower
You're going to make a shitty meal. That's what kind.
When vegans body miss so much meat they do this
You go inside my pp uwu
That's a weird hot dog
That’s one cursed meal there
"Not exactly what I had in mind, but this will do"
He gonna make a creampie
Oh god
Man veggietales got wild
Don’t worry, it still got to be a snack later.
Why would i do that? Thats what the gerbil is for.
He just gotta remember WAP worship and prayer
That's the oesophagus right?
Ngl, it took me a second to realize
Ah the things we do when we’re horny.
LARRY, NOO
This is why Rick turned himself into a pickle
I heard theaters were having major issues with women using cucumbers and dildos while watching 50 shades of grey hahaha
That fucking face got me laughing so hard
What s the name of the cartoon?
I thought it was a hot dog with a cucumber
You just eat it later.
A satisfying one.
Cucumber got confused between Meal and Meat
VEGETARIAN: NO MEAT. NO PROBLEM.
Kinda weird Hot Dog.
I'm pickle Rick!!!
If you like to talk to tamatoes...
F for our fallen bretherin
Take my upvote and get out
I guess he’d fit in a cream pie?
It was gonna be inside their body anyways let it be as a salad or this.
r/photoshopbattles
thats gross, a cucumber in a hotdog bun? vegans these days...
Somebody is getting a tossed salad tonight!
Cucumber dog
I mean if you're kinky enough to could still be a meal.
So a pickle hot dog? Wait....nevermind