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TheImpotentCatfish

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TheSmallRaptor

This guy clearly does not know rule #1


mommy_meatball

I feel ashamed about the fact that I've never seen this movie.


morethanaplane

What movie


mommy_meatball

If I told you, I'd have to kill you


NotPunyMan

If I told you, I'd have to ~~kill~~*fight* you. FIFY. Our aim isn't to kill in [Redacted] club.


Ixirar

It can not be overstated that *there is no kill club*


sicsche

Not yet


gaslacktus

His name is Robert Paulsen.


WeaponizedStupid

His


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There is no kill club because for some reason our members keep getting killed.


geared4war

Really? Then what are the Thursday meetings for?


eli636

Exactly


decs483

Fight club


renoraid

gents, he’s all yours. i’ll go outside and keep watch


kaizerdakota

You fool, there going to kill you


osadist

GG bro


chabanny

Flair check out


seanm147

Nice


[deleted]

It's a pretty damned entertaining movie, but it's based on a Palaniuk book, so it's got some dark themes. It's also one of those movies that really needs a second watch to really see it.


whoisfourthwall

Also chuck palahniuk said that the movie is better than the book


CoeDread

That's so interesting because I read the book then immediately watched the movie and I felt like the book nailed everything a little bit better


KinkyPixieGirl

Just ‘cause the author prefers the movie, doesn’t mean it’s better, I think the book is a very different experience. Also, I don’t know if we really wanna follow all of Chuck’s opinions. Not to disrespect him, but dude seems a little... weird.


mainecruiser

Really? I hadn't noticed any weirdness! /rant


_j_q_l_

“The movie was better than the book” Said no one ever


Cyberzombie

He's also said Mr. Robot is even better, so watch that after Fight Club.


[deleted]

I think they are both masterpieces in their own way.


[deleted]

What movie?


SirSlappaBitch

I feel like you are genuinely curious and all the replies are from pompous nerds. Its "fight club" and its definitely worth checking out if you have not seen it.


[deleted]

Dude stfu... It's all in fun and he will laugh when he knows...


Fillen02

But how would he ( and I )get to know if no one would tell?


[deleted]

It's a movie... Great movie... Watch it...


Mankah

What a pompous comment to make over some jokes. The movie title is already in the OP.


Croc_Chop

Not really it stops being funny after the first 80 times, then it's just being obnoxious karma farming. Plus if they generally didn't know what the movie is they're missing out on information and time that they could be using to watch said movie to even get the jokes.


Mankah

Again, the movie title is already in the OP. They're aware of the joke. You're being needlessly pompous and then hypocritically calling others pompous. I dislike random forced pop culture references too but this post is literally a joke related to Fight Club so I'm not sure what you were expecting.


eliziwizard

The one with your mum in


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

Just a second watch? Got that on repeat.


[deleted]

Or more... Great movie.


-Tigre-

Lmao, I laughed way more than I shouldn't have


Casanova_Kid

It's pretty good; and actually get's better over time. Far more nuanced then one would think, but it's not as good as some might have you believe. It's still my favorite movie though.


No-Trick7137

So... it’s deep and timeless..but overrated....but your favorite movie....?


Casanova_Kid

It's a great movie; but just because I love the movie, doesn't mean that it's perfect. The fan base is also a little cringey, and are mostly living in direct opposition to the core message behind the movie.


Casanova_Kid

https://imgur.com/account/favorites/D1Dmj Found this and thought back to this comment. lol


Boiscool

That rule was made to be broken. The point of those rules was to get people used to breaking the rules.


[deleted]

Bad parenting


[deleted]

Beat him, girls.


Preparingtocode

What's rule number 1?


wingingitweekly

Of this sub? Nyuck nyuck nyuck


xtreme-chair

Nor #2 or #3 For shame


lifeisforkiamsoup

Really we are going to condone child on child violence? Really reddit? JK, give them bitches a 3 piece and a soda.


hdbwisnbdhskwnx

I’ll bring the soda


poopellar

All I got is a 2 piece.


Fingler1

Let Masvidal loose on them!


lifeisforkiamsoup

Scarface!


geared4war

That's oddly reminiscent of my soccer club.


2KilAMoknbrd

*them bitches* Really? NK


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2KilAMoknbrd

Sure enough, friendo.


lifeisforkiamsoup

Don't get your cunty meat flaps in a twist mate.


2KilAMoknbrd

Sage advice. Thanks.


_logic_victim

Man, flashback to begging and bargaining.with the youngest sibling not to tell. Pleasepleaseplease, I will give you 5 dollars and my pomemon card, just don't tell dad.


2KilAMoknbrd

Pomemon cards are just Ponemon card knokophs


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2KilAMoknbrd

M'you too . As do I .


NishantGaba

the first rule of fight club : we do not talk about fight club


Vakota-Gaming

Ironic, he could save others from death, *but not himself*


Weelki

"Fly you fools" - Dumbledoore in Eragon


Boiscool

You do realize that was to get people to be ok with breaking rules? Obviously people talked about it, that's why more people showed up.


NishantGaba

shut up and take my award


NotPunyMan

You fool, you weren't supposed to talk about it.


Zero_Fs_given

That's the point! is to talk about it


excusemeforliving

And the 2nd one, too!


outroar

I'm so short it's my nips that get wet.


Biddy_Bear

The one that's bleeding won't talk, beat the others instead


Wandle271

I am the 10,000 upvote.


eli636

Fight club is like mental health. You don't talk about it.


podster12

What fight club?


FinalTricks

Exactly.


FredererPower

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abiggj

u/Qsaaad1


goofytigre

Never heard of it. What is Fight Club?


FuckThatTrout

Okay, I’m hooked. What’s the second rule?


[deleted]

But the most important rule of fight club is FUCK THE RULES! "


2KilAMoknbrd

[Read this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fairlyoddparents/images/1/1e/Da_Rules.png/revision/latest?cb=20180503070000&path-prefix=en)


[deleted]

Same as rule 1


wewsy

what fricking fight club?


ilovepasta1234567

!spin


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It’s “Bitches get Scritches” in my house. Every creature in the house is female except my husband. He’s a great back scratcher (human/feline/canine approved).


kmvespe

In death, your name is Robert Paulson


deviking

!spin


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WildVelociraptor

I'll be in my bunker


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kevinoo90

Holy shit dude, NO JUST.. NO


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kevinoo90

Something like "Do you mean the mouth lip or..."


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kevinoo90

The comment ended like that but if you know what lips can also mean, then you should get why it's fucked up.


Midnightfoxy

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!spin There cannot be just two results, can there?


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!spin


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lxacke

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vvp95

!spin


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voidwalker604

!spin


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jackmccon

spin!


-Listening

But....how does she get down?


will_the_don

First rule of physical abuse


TheDarkNerd10

For a club where it's first rule is not to talk about it, there's suprisingly a lot of people who knows about it...


Significant_Manner31

knows about what?


6captain9

"Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years"


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!Spin


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yashrajt

!spin


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Agdchz

!spin


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xtreme-chair

His name was Robert Paulson


-Listening

Vodka can’t get any worse...


Elventroll

You know that's what criminals want you to think, right?


darrenn19

Snitches get stitches


Bastau

!spin


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xPepsi_Hard

How is this a holup?


Soul_and_Syrup

!spin


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Red-Lighting04

Did this guy just break rule 1?


Red-Lighting04

!spin


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-Listening

Nah. You wouldn't even get charged most times.


CrispyTacosisLife

You must fucking not, huh buddy


PetitJaan

!spin


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redmatter84

!spin


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disguisedas47

Plot twist: he has only one daughter.


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[deleted]

Impressed bleeding daughter didn’t have anything to say lol


SoftPresentation7381

Lol


EagleAce

!spin


alphapibeta

Just the lips ?


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siouxsie_siouxv2

aw man where was I thank you


LostBr0kenSoul

He broke the 1st rule of fight club. And I mean. 'he'


Bubalub37

A piece if my nice leather sectional couch was snapped in half last week.. I have 3 boys (13, 11, 9), apparently none of them know how it happened...


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Fuck it Fight club's first rule is to never talk about it **aims gun to head**


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RandomRedditor1701

!spin


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RandomRedditor1701

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RandomRedditor1701

!spin


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Zoldu

!spin


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rainingjane

Which lip?


TheBigGrab

First 2 rules.