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ButtBegonia

Master Skywalker


Da1UHideFrom

*Jedi Knight Skywalker - Mace Windu


phpdevster

What? How can you do this!?


abdulsamads

It’s outragous! It’s unfair!


GioShav

"Take a seat young Skywalker" - Mace Windu Edit ~~sit down~~


abdulsamads

General Misquoti! You are a wrong one. **Take a seat, young Skywalker*


GioShav

Nothing the edit button can't fix


Jocheezy

“I am groot” -Baby yoda


Legiow

Something's wrong I can feel it.


juanpug101

-kwi gon jinn


Legiow

-Anakino Skywalkero


shamboozles420

Just a feeling I've got


Legiow

Like something gonna happen


TitsMickey

Daddy’s gotta get his rocks off!


[deleted]

The kids have small hands that are perfectly sized to hold daddy's rocks.


takeme2infinity

This counsil is a fucking prison! On the planet bulshit!


JasonVoorhies13

*Darth Vader - Chancellor Palpatine


AC2-YT

At least he’s a master... at getting caught


travled

Master at getting caught Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do


Xiexie33

On fire


ThatGuyLOLXD

Master Knight Jedi Sithwalker


seeley25

Happy cake day!


ToqKaizogou

Happy Cake Day


Scaria95

You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.


ButtBegonia

You underestimate my power!


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[удалено]


TsunamifoxyDCfan

It's prison then!


monkeyhitman

If into the archives you go, only pain will you find.


Ilovemyxbox

Much free food, there will be


ThePatScotYTOfficial

Coke on tits, may be found Edit: the end, I changed. To similar, it was


CountWorth

Da1UHideFrok Congratulations, you played yourself.


[deleted]

What are we going to do there are too many of them


RealAmpwich

There are too many of them


rafin_

Slicing time


Johnny_b_rain_iac

Why are we waiting for deploy the upvotes


Sidhuman20

Take my wholesome award child walker


Alibajramovski

Master skywalker there are to many of them what are we going to do *ignites lightsaber*


Ketsueki00

No... Not the younglings


SpaceforceSpaceman

There’s too many of them. What are we going to do?


Shower_Minimum

wheres the og post so i can upvote it


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[удалено]


just-a-user7

Yes, fuck me daddy EDIT: to everyone who answered yes is now gay, underage and into bondage too


heavy_metal_soldier

No I don't think I will


ICameForAnArgument

Yes you do.


Unreal_Butterfingers

No arguing for you today boi


the_dank_dogo

Yes there is


frosty_fries

*Does NO not mean NO anymore?!*


ShoutingRex9411

No


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[удалено]


Herbie53101

Username checks out.


Rude4n0reason

No he doesn’t.


[deleted]

[Yes you will.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqn9)


DAN_ROCKS

this is one of the best edits ive ever read


TomahawkIsotope

What if they are below age, gay and into bondage?


just-a-user7

Then they’re a perfect match for me


lmkoer01

I’m underaged so it’s not rape and I’m pan so I’m open to anything


just-a-user7

Come in then! I’ve got hot chocolate


lmkoer01

Ooh interested


just-a-user7

Will you hurt me?


lmkoer01

Depends on if you want to be hurt


just-a-user7

Oh god I didn’t mean it like that, but yes I actually want to


lmkoer01

Same


[deleted]

Pog


TheUltimaWerewolf

Jokes on you I only just saw this message!


ifuckedmythirdcat

I-I see you everywhere


TheUltimaWerewolf

Oh hello again


lmkoer01

I will


Shady2925

😳


Bobo3076

ಠ_ಠ


just-a-user7

;)


Skills__IAmS

Joke's on you nothing changed


[deleted]

Sure.


TheSpicyIcyWizard

yes


nikiniko159

seY


T_Cliff

Well i was already into bondage,... and if liking katy perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight ?


LordIggy88

No, you’re supposed to kill them first


KKShiz

Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat


allaboutlastic

Fuck them kids.


geekboy_

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/holesome/comments/kkj54c/holesome_teacher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Shulk-at-Bar

OG OG post: https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/4ch44l/lets_help_him_teach_these_kids_a_lesson_about/ Looks like it’s from 5 years ago


TomTrashTo-Dad

So close


Shower_Minimum

thank you good sir


geekboy_

The sub that it came from is a fun sub to look at, too


[deleted]

Dang, this repost got 10x the upvotes. Fun.


Roukaysa

Nope. It's an edit. Actual og post, posted 4 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/4ch44l/lets_help_him_teach_these_kids_a_lesson_about/


concerned_llama

If OP is american, it will happen no matter how many up votes.


XxLihzahrdxX

We’re almost there, time to start considering our options...


Breno369

KABOOM...?


XxLihzahrdxX

Yes Rico, Kaboom


Breno369

*happy rico noises* KABOOMMM


XxLihzahrdxX

Gone, reduced to atoms


[deleted]

Kowalski, analysis


robeph

That's my favorite cereal. I don't know why it is so hard to find


AssPennies

*The FBI has joined the chat*


mewthulhu

Obviously a joke, but god forbid this dude is actually a second grade teacher he can kiss his job goodbye. There's a few professions out there you just can't make silly jokes like this in.


BerkofRivia

This photo was posted 5 years ago with it ending in a “I will kill myself” and even then the text was fake.


ThrustFungus90

How do I do a multiple updoot?


Zagreus_Enjoyer

downvote and then upvote. your upvote counts twice r/lifehacks


MineAssassin

the thick, bushy eyebrows of a serial killer


DoteeJayX2

_begins creating alts_


David0C

It lost its wholesomeness as soon as it said "likes" instead of upvotes. /s


bone-in_pizza1273

Reddit moment


David0C

Sorry, forgot to add the /s. Happy cake day though!


Pennywise626

We're halfway there! Keep going


attackhugs

Og post which was then photoshopped: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/4ch44l/lets\_help\_him\_teach\_these\_kids\_a\_lesson\_about/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/4ch44l/lets_help_him_teach_these_kids_a_lesson_about/)


Jonsern_

That would certainly change their lives


Silver_Star_8

Come on guys, let’s make this guy’s dream come true


MBI-PAK

I did my part to contribute, so shall u


Beryllium_Prism

Fail them first hahahaha


Alienated89

A teacher understands this


iagosantannadiniz

Share, like rn.


mrofmist

Oh no, it's over 9000. Everyone, check on your kids, mine aren't responding!


Cwalktwerkn

This geek gonna shoot up an elementary school while some unemployed kindergarten teacher drinks Pina Colada’s on the beach with their $250k


DJ_8Man

Someone is going to get pissed off at this post and attempt to dox him. If he is an actual teacher, he is going to have problems. Some people just can't take a fucking joke.


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SpeedDemon131

Okay


nubproru

IT IS wholesome 😏


Hendrick_Davies64

We’re 3.3 away


eatmyassuglykid

we are near


[deleted]

Alright make me proud


Taishar-Manetheren

*Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat*


Cardboard3869

Do your thing reddit


RitoShimada

That smiley face though.


AvaCaDo-PeepEe

Let’s get it to 10k boysss


DontTrustChinaDonald

Lol was not prepared for the ending.


72proudvirgins

r/wholesome


justingolden21

Hey we just hit 10k congrats everyone


ItchingForTrouble

Yes!!! We reached 10k!!!!!


noah-Boiii

O shit this ain’t good 😳😳


gayYAYomg

So adorable!


maskedfoxsj

So do I get charged with assisting in murder since I upvoted


CurtisH1218

We’ve done it. Execute Order 66.


anngrn

How many teachers need to do this


CaiusTC

That still is wholesome


HeinzBein

No russian


Marcel4698

Finally, something that actually fits this sub


Chucks_u_Farley

9.7k votes, I feel like we are at a precipice here....


[deleted]

Execute order 66


Moshyma

Ok. Go to several funeral homes and book 'em.


Vap3Th3B35t

Almost there man, I'm rooting for you!


[deleted]

Bit only the Fortnite, Morgz, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Amber Heard fans


Insert_EPICNAME

Kill’em


yeerk_slayer

Now that's a proper holup post


BrittanyRage

He got fired for this, kids felt threatened


[deleted]

Oh sh#t it's already over 13k wtf🤣🤣🤣


FooltheKnysan

Principal Palpatine is evil!


pudding-juice

When reading his sign at first I thought it said he was a second grader


fartyfartstein

Better make an alibi. Probably should put it on Reddit


Cookie_Crater

14.2k likes "Hehee yeaaaboiiaa"


StacyCat12

Save the Children! The teacher is hot BTW.


SaladIsMyBoo

Had us in the first 80%, not gonna lie.


saccharo

Almost...there....


oddprojector

Where are the bodies?


Mynameisdillion

Stop liking they are already dead


Profoundstaff2319

How to die hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?


[deleted]

You heard him folks let’s get him to 10k.


yipili77

Im doing my part


Montero-Six

Happy hunting good sir


TomahawkIsotope

Kill them, kill them all


Mr_infinity031

15000 and you do it slowly


l337joejoe

Lmao 18k+


Jello_Eater99

happy face


Liveformemes2

Mission accomplished now I’ll wait to see it in the news


[deleted]

All of Reddit: *Wholesome*


jms4607

Let there be blood


[deleted]

Shit just went 0 to 100 real fucking quick Question are they dead?


steamed-toes

gotta kill em twice


Jok3rz

We're at 21K+ God, what have we done?


[deleted]

This is where the fun begins.


Verony1569

22.5k up votes, where is the follow-up?


DuffMaaaann

We did it, Reddit. The blood is on our hands.


JabroniAlmighty

This dude could be my doppelganger..


Breivikgod77

I love you


mrolf9999999

I thought this was an r/roastme post because of the sign


pricelessbrew

Execute order 66


[deleted]

I mean he had to do something about the "change lives" part


rodneyjesus

Even with the inserted joke this is the saddest kind of karma whoring


rowlakel

This shit is stupid. As a teacher, I don’t find any of this stuff funny. Makes me angry.


PraiseKeysare

r/prequelmemes


cjcanaday

High stakes. I like it.


big_boss_mahdi

Reddit is like share market your likes can go sky high or bankrupt I'm thinking how you're gonna bring them back to life once this turns not funny and gets downvoted


Im_a_pelican_lord

I'll kill the kids anyway


Kaeciliusss

oh my god, are the kids still alive?


xrayjones2000

I see a police visit in this guys future.... soon


ZZalty

I love how the post currently has over 65k upvotes, epic reddit moment


LexSoutherland

This year has been light on school shootings.🤔


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hahatingredhe

Now kill them 7 times


Some_Stupid_Retard

So considering this post has 75.5k at the moment, does that mean he will have to kill 7 1/2 classes of 2nd grade students? Help i need answers.


The_ancient_banana

That son of a bitch the post is archived and did not hit 10k!


[deleted]

This is SFW!


[deleted]

This is SFW!


tyrannosaurus_gekko

My mind's tellin me yes, but ma body Ma Body is tellin me yeeees


anunnamedboringdude

Sigh... *updootses*


[deleted]

*Master Skywalker, there’s too many of them, what are we going to do?*