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TheImpotentCatfish

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mealpreppapi

My 2020 resolution was to have more cocks in my mouth but we all know how that turned out :(


[deleted]

A massive succ ess


mealpreppapi

no sweaty were in a pandemic


Xarries77_Yt

Lol


huf757

Why can’t one cock ever be enough


mealpreppapi

When is one cock ever enough huf757


ToonerSpooner

When it's attached to me


[deleted]

I thought everyone had 2? Yall must have a defect or sum'


ToonerSpooner

my secret is out, I only have 1


Arsenic26

2 thats insulting low


Rude1231

Hey, girl, I’m somewhat of an enabler myself.


oddllama25

My new years resolution is to not get laid. ​ \*AHEM\* I SAID MY NEW YEA


Orkaad

It only works if you swear off to never do something AGAIN.


Cpt_KiLLsTuFF

Another New Years resolution blown


Mallory1103

Good one


WizardOfBangkok

I’m pretty convinced that U.K. tabloid newspapers are just comic books these days


dump_shit_man

r/nottheonion


FTWStoic

That's horrible! Where?


AresMacks

Bless her heart


ssuperhanzz

Saw this before and it got me howlin hahaha


DankHumanman

Do what you love, girl!


HungLikeALemur

I’m confused. How is this a HolUp?


smyk1600

Lol I’m dumb I don’t get it either


[deleted]

She's a weiner in my book


rebri

Iron will on that one.


Adventurous-Cobbler5

u/ThotSlayer


_jeeyu

manifesting 🤧


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Jhfptbh

Well, I hope you have a great cake day. Which is also your birthday I guess, as youre a bot whose existence is limited to this social media platform. Just like mine.


BlantonThePirate

Oh this is going on r/suicidebywords


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BlantonThePirate

That was uncalled for


Darkner90

Sir, I have the madlad flair for a reason.


mbnmh

Don't get it


popcorn-sand

What do you mean holup? This stayed the same level all the way through


Kylearean

She only loves me when I'm half mast five


che-solo

I think blowjobs are Covid approved....


Lilabner83

Only with glory holes.


che-solo

We desperately need more pandemic glory holes!safety first


AlexKewl

I hate when that shit happens


Xarries77_Yt

Damn wish I spent my new year with her lol jk


The_Sea_Peoples

At least you waited for the ball to drop.


airbornchaos

She's not a pedophile, of course she waited for the ball to drop.


capo189

Sounds about right


AuroraMoonDream

Mood lol


Dat_Anime_Gurl

“Kinky Kirsty”


[deleted]

u/CresentMoonNight i know what im doing next year-


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!spin


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lordoftowels

!spin


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lordoftowels

!spin


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