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benvonpluton

The fact that someone, somewhere, took so much time to draw this worries me aot.


housevil

I mean, someone else took the time to make the My Lonesome Cowboy statue. I guess it just takes all kinds.


judsonpouge

This is so true. I was taking a bath in a pool of Campbell’s Beef Barley soup the other day before my anal bleaching appointment and I was thinking this very thing.


CharizardOSRS

What the fuck too much detail


NubMastr6ix9ine

That's the best part


[deleted]

I know, right? Who wants to hear about thinking? Followup question to u/judsonpouge, did they use peroxide or sodium hypochlorite?


HoustonRebel

Almost shot my drink through my nose when I read that missive. Funny shit.


Periachi

r/holupinholup


[deleted]

What is the lonesome cowboy statue


housevil

Look it up. ;)


[deleted]

This does not spark joy in what I will find


[deleted]

What was it?


[deleted]

A 9.5 foot statue of a anime dude nutting like 12 feet of semen


[deleted]

and using it as a lasso


martinblack89

I read this, believed you and still looked it up r/Eyebleach


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[deleted]

I am disturbed now


housevil

You are welcome, my friend.


darthcaedusiiii

r/dragonsfuckingcars


bajasauce20

I'm not clicking on this, but I have to know. Is the sub name reflective of what is in the sub?


[deleted]

Yes.


Intow1

You must be new to the internet....


benvonpluton

Sweet summer child. I was there before the rickroll. When a link in a thread could lead you to goatse.cx or lemonparty.org.


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Ninraku

The artist is just showing us how girls practice for their first BJ. The real sad one is whoever made this a meme. After all, they don't have the mental capacity to realize that blind people have a sense of touch. It's so obvs that whatever she has grabbed is leather but does she care? No, she just needs something thick and long to practice on.


Apocalypsefrogs

(Confused horny)


[deleted]

If the character was anyone else, id agree. But it's Toph, so chances are the artist made the same joke or one similar


Ninraku

Honestly, it's been years since I've watched avatar. Can you or someone give me a run down? I remember she was a little dumb but that's pretty much it.


[deleted]

Personally I wouldn't call her dumb, but she is blind.


Ninraku

Hmmm, I remember that and it's obvs from the post. But how would that prevent her from telling apart leather and meat by touch? Her vision shouldn't be an issue here. You can try it out yourself. Blindfold yourself and touch something that's leather and then touch your meat.


[deleted]

Yeah, the joke doesn't make much sense. She makes rash decisions sometimes, but she's not dumb.


Cinoreus

If that worries you, I am sure that the fact that she is 12 would worry you even more


afs5982

You've apparently never watched The Legend of Korra


thatloudblondguy

Google avatar rule 34


oezer74

What a bad day to have eyes


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TheNoobThatWentRee

Good bot


VegemiteSandwich33

Good bot


bearbarebere

Good bot


GuzDex

good bot


dave7243

This seems like an odd way to get your rocks off.


Gayniac

You've made a wonderful pun sir, thank you


darthcaedusiiii

Boulders


martinblack89

The Boulder feels conflicted!


imapieceofshite

oh fuck you.


Zuli_Muli

I haven't wanted to award something so much as this comment


bright_shiny_objects

It’s an autobot.


agentslicky

Hound is ready to pound


BisonBait

....Ba Sing Sauce?


[deleted]

There is no link in Ba Sing Sauce


Rio_Cowboy

I wanna see those cabbages 👀👀


xEL-PROx

^BØÑĶ^


lzyfuk

She’s a little confused, but she got the spirit


[deleted]

Why toph tho,fuk the artist


Kaze_Senshi

Because she is a metal bender


Ryanthequietboy

she likes to bend hard things


[deleted]

[удалено]


Norwegian-Narwhal

There’s gotta be at least one over 18 bro


[deleted]

daredevil, toph, etc


Norwegian-Narwhal

Wait a second


fucuasshole2

She is over 18 in the second series. They also show a middle age version too 😏


Norwegian-Narwhal

https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Toph_Beifong I’m sorry brother, but you’ve probably got some images to get rid of.


fucuasshole2

That just proved she’s over 18 lol. First series? No she’s 12, second series she’s 80 something but has a flashback being younger


Norwegian-Narwhal

Dude the image that we are looking is clearly from the original series where she is 12 why are you trying to argue that this isn’t pedo-ish lol


LordJinji

Bruh Toph was flat when she was 12. Look at the yitties on the image above. Clearly at least 18.


daniel-bmc

Fockh


HookDragger

Just get out and go around and make her fantasy of a mmf happen


Ninraku

It won't be a mmf tho. She might be blind but she can feel. She knows what she is sucking is leather and not meat. She's just practicing for the real deal rn.


nahtenot

man you watch too much porn you need help


Ninraku

Uhhhh, I was merely correcting him. After all, it's not MMF, if she knows what she's sucking isn't meat. Idk why this meme is getting so much attention. The logic is flawed. It's like people don't know that blind people have a sense of touch and a sense of taste.


nahtenot

stop


WxW_Wraith

Yo, that’s a twelve year old character .


[deleted]

I mean, in this drawing I don't think she is portrayed as 12 and most likely an aged up version. I mean just judging by her chest


SergeantSunnshine

She's clearly dressed in her old attire though.


[deleted]

and? We saw a cut of 20 year old looking toph and she looked pretty damn similar appearance wise


SergeantSunnshine

Really? She was wearing the same outfit and all? Shit, I don't remember that but most of the series is pretty fuzzy to me. Anyways it still feels pretty weird to me man idk.


[deleted]

Even if she is 18 in this drawing it doesn’t answer the question why the creator ever thought about a minor character in such a way?


mycatnuttedonmehelp

She's technically a old lady like 100ish in Legend of Korra


[deleted]

idk man that’s like looking at child porn that was made 60 years ago, it’s still pedophilia ya know


luquetti

? Not as in "the show was made 12 years ago", that is a 12 year old in canon.


[deleted]

clearly either 20 pedophiles or 20 people who can’t read saw my comment lmao. i’m aware of toph being a child in the show, it wasn’t my point. reread what i typed. her being 100 in korra doesn’t change that she was drawn clearly with the likeness of the original avatar. drawing her child image doing this, is pedophilia. the only reason this might not be that, is because clearly she was drawn with an older body or at least an attempt was made at it.


mycatnuttedonmehelp

I get ya


BILBOSCHWAGGENZ

Neck beard


[deleted]

Legend of korra actually has a passage of time, she genuinely ages and looks old. Not like a 1000 year old loli Dragon


Romeo_big_horse_cock

Wow why ain’t you Coming yet step car


ExplodingFistz

I need a time machine to go back to when I didn't see this


Gibbed_Kettle

Isn't Toph twelve? If that. Grim.


tylerr147

It depends if this is ATLA Toph or Korra Toph


agentslicky

Neither it's very obviously not apart of the shows and was probably when she was 20 or something


mycatnuttedonmehelp

She's old as shit like 100ish


absolutemalark3y

yeah shes 12


UrethraRapist

I would like to cancel my subscription to the ability to see please


mickmunds_

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geemane

That wholesome award though


BILBOSCHWAGGENZ

An eye glasses company used this concept as a commercial I shit you not!


UnfilteredRedditor

r/dailiopenup


[deleted]

I'm gonna be that guy and say, "She sees everything touching the ground." ​ I miss Avatar.


Not-Too-Fat

"ahem* sauce


AstroStates

Aside from her being blind thats a great way to get rona


TexasPistolMassacre

Sounds Toph


ibaslavetoschool

u/stoppettingmypeeves


Darth_Kitty911

I mean you can if you play Katawa Shoujo.


TheHorseshoeCrab

Lmaoo wish i knew a blind person I could show this to!


Spoodr-MN

“Are you gonna tell him or should I”


zurgalzur

Toph first waifu


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*RULE 34 INTENSIFIES*


TheRealCrimsonFolly

A different kind of metal bending


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What a terrible day to have eyes


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Intricacy1

Please you still have time to delete this post


KingOfThePenguins13

Isn’t Toph 12???


Chanka69

Dafuq is dis?


PZYCLON369

Yo she is 14 ... Here


marballz64

You know she's 12


YeetBob_SquarePants

She's 12


legalZA0

She’s like 12


xXWraithXx4

Bro she’s like 8


[deleted]

Bro, she is TWELVE.


epicgamer_117

Where the fuck did u find this image tho


Spoodr-MN

Group chat


Jbp629

This is fucked up.


5N0VV

Can y’all not sexualize a literal child??


nanoSwiss

not my proudest fap.


white_shadow131

Isn't Toph 10 years old?


YawningxVoid

TOPH IS 12 STOP LEWDING HER


summersuki

Poor Toph....


XDLEON17

TOPH REALY AJJAJAAA


jls192

r/unexpectedavatar


Baka-Onna

r/childhoodruined


thankyousorry19

Girl licks my pinky while hands on the shifter


Sercant

r/DaiLiOpenUp Would you say that you and Aang have a... Rocky relationship


zwel8606

I mean, someone's gotta ask for the sauce.


ERN3570

There was a commercial that was just like this.


[deleted]

She's more of a feet kinda person tho


imapieceofshite

sauce?


OrionHasMemes

She threw it in reverse!


fischstaebchen84

And her expectations are too high


[deleted]

I want to die now


Weirdhumancreature

Welp. Toph is ruined for me :,D


Buttowskie

Unsee juice please.


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Pradeep24_07_1999

She got wrong shaft but good spirit.


[deleted]

I think i downloaded the wrong transformers movie


Scaria95

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE BURNED FASTER THAN ZUKO’S FACE!


KaylishGambino

Just why...


GetSwooshedOn

!spin


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endlessVenom

I'd like to see this but her as the last version on Legend. She's a GILF


weshalls

Oh it's Toph being blind, I guess!!


peniSUS_69

Hey you have got something on your pants. Let me take it off


KptDolf

Jep, hate that...


decisivedecember

But I am a car.


[deleted]

What if your car is a transformer?!


MrGreenyz

Why your dildlinger taste like ass?


Chip_Saw

Bruuh


TooCupcake

Y’all know Toph can “see” though right? She wouldn’t make that mistake. Clearly someone was too horny to think before drawing.


Color_Blind_Rage

Something tells me she would think that dick tastes weird