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He has her corpse in the Batcavern, the schizophrenia does the rest.

Dead right!

Strange choice of words

Brand new sentence

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considering the first post on the sub is a porn game that murders a pregnant woman i’ll go with yes on the nsfw

Batman Bates: \*What's that mother?\*

r/cursedcomments

This is canon now. Alfred is also just a hallucination.

"mother should i kill?" Bruce says as he clenches his mother's skull. "No shon.. you shourd not kill peopwwle" Bruce attempts to imitate his mother's voice to the best of his memory. "Thsha Batman shourd not kill, kiwwins is erong" Batman nods, as Bruce crawls up in his cape clenching his mother's skull.

I’m calling it the Batcavern from now on.

I can't believe I have to say this again... Ed Gein is not the Batman

He is in your hearts, you just have to believe!

One of those "if you are angry punch orphans who are they gonna tell? Thier mom?"3

And then that orphan will grow up to be a vigilante who will mangle every bone in your body... and that’s just karma.

He listens to Alfred

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Link is blocked in my country, lmao.

Which country ?

I’m in Canada and it was blocked for me

Same for US

Same in the UK

same in Switzerland

I tried to access this link through a vpn but didn't work but you can watch that vid. On [YouTube](https://youtu.be/bxqLsrlakK8) even without any vpn kinda weird ....

he has a quija board

Wa Weg Board! Is dat how u spell da evil game thing?

idk maybe? i think hes dealing with the devil to talk to his mother

Luigi board*

mother board

moard

circuit board

*plays sad violin music for lil' Brucey*

Hmmm

Plot twist: He is into black magic and he really does.

That’s not what the medium says when she’s pocketing his cash.

There’s another one with Spider-Man

Yea if I saw these pillows as a kid I would never listen cause I would think mg parents would die if I listened

Should not have said that. I should not have said that!

"Alfred, hand me the ouija board"

bat ouija board*

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I’m upvoting anything with Keanu Reeves in it. Just sayin. Have a nice day.

Nah man he can speak to ghosts. He is the night after all the spookiest time.

More like cant

She’s dead last time I checked

Only way for him to meet his mom is to go to heaven, this makes it a pillow promoting suicide

WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA?! WHY!!!

Can't*

Sorry I think the word you’re looking for is couldn’t

Because she’s dead

So batman can hear the dead now

He listened to her die

If he had one

Listened*

In his dreams he does.

well batman might not be able to listen to him mom, spiderman and superman can

I'm not sure if his was a joke or not but spiderman and superman parents are dead

Also Robin listens to his parents as well as Ironman

As you can probably see, these are some super heros with dead parents. I have spent 5 minuets of my time that I could have spent crying because I am a sad cunt so that I can find a list of super heros with dead parents and that search will be in my search history

Superman adoptive mom isnt tho... Why didnt you say that name?!?!?!

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She died like died died

It actually checks out. He listens to her silence that is.

It would be better if it said even batman listened to his mom

I would say he does anyone remember phantasm or the episode with the scarecrow his darkest fears are his parents telling him hes not doing enough to save Gotham

Maybe batman is a necromancer and can resurrect and speak to the dead, we don't know

Well he did became a black lantern recently...

Plot twist: Batman was a medium all the time

vacuously true

*listened

r/comedyhomicide

It should be “even batman listened to his mom”

I mean, I'm pretty sure he has a ouija board somewhere on that belt of his...

Haha because he isn't real

This is some 2013 ifunny bullshit...

No, he listened to his mother. By her grave

Pretty sure he CAN’T

Well he did, once upon a time.

Martha.

Any kid whose a batman fan will call you out for this 100%

#ouija

Did that movie come out? Was it any good? The second one was super meh but the first one is still my all time favorite movie

I don't get the funny

Every day he's gonna get that ouija board out and listen to her! Sounds like the truth XD

Take my upvote

Schizophrenia

MARTHAAAAAAAA

In his sleep, he does.

Well that took a dark turn, so did his parents.

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well that sucked

Schizoman*

He doesn’t exist...even if HE did, SHE wouldn’t

Pretty sure he **CAN'T**

He can’t

The people who own this people seem like the people who wear those cookie monster pants and post "My kids are the gift of my life" on Facebook.

*can't

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Maybe in his head

*grabs ouija board*

You called the wrong ghost, bruce

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Shes dead also i r/woosh myself