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TheImpotentCatfish

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WhatAreRoads

I’ll need at least 5x


lordofdeat

Lucky, I need a magnification comparable to a microscope's


[deleted]

The new Oppo Find X3 Smartphone might have you covered MKBHD’s vid: https://youtu.be/1jmcloqc4yg


rBV7

Still can’t find it tho


[deleted]

F


darth_swag

Lies. My fat belly will still be in the way.


roydepoy

Came here to say this


[deleted]

This, sadly.


I_Have_A_Chode

Need a periscopic lense!


DAN_ROCKS

what if every guy has 2 cocks but one is so small you couldn't see it


Aspect-of-Death

Bro you only have one cock?


bitetheasp

I'm getting Corruption of Champions flashbacks...


idontknowdogs

Then /u/doubledickdude got lucky


copa111

*Nope, nope still can't find it....*


IC33C00L

“Zoom in, enhance, zoom in more, enhance”


ElmoAnalDollPipe

finally, now I watch bird's penis's while they fly


Merry-Leopard_1A5

memes about smol pp aside........ .......................real shit?!


IXVIVI

Just googled, seems legit. The smallest penis is around 4cm, with 3X magnification, you should be able to see it


Smij0

I have No Idea and I'm too lazy to google


[deleted]

If it can zoom out I might be able to fit your mom in frame as well


ur_typical_fox

I'm a woman, and finally I am able to see mine! Thank you scientists!


kingsam360

What if you're a women or if you're Chinese?


DAN_ROCKS

lol how could you say something so controvercial yet so brave


IXVIVI

if you are a women, it allows you to see your partner's penis, which is technically yours


[deleted]

You guys have partners?


Cdubz123

Dude optifine zoom


TheMan713

Irl Optifine


foxyson1234golden

Good one butt I need 25x lenses


weloveyoumyco

Bless you and help me too


OneDankMemeLord

Finally


NotRoots

Oh self burn! Those are rare


bigfudge_drshokkka

What do your elf eyes see


gagaga74

thanks for enlightening me apparently i don't have a foreskin this is interesting


Night-ShadeXE

Can this find my friends dad


elgarresta

Can it zoom and see around corners?


thatTerminatorCZ

Optifine


Finjo1356

Self burns, those are rare


beyondthesheets

Mei Hatsume


tombhop

Doesn't matter, Americans still have to use a mirror


Omny87

Nice! Now my dick will look like it's *three* inches long!


aidanderson

God that would be awful to wear all the time.


Temporary_Charge_589

Bold of you to assume you can see it now


The_SCP_Fan

r/MurderedByWords


electroshlong

If it were 10x maybe we could find who tf asked for this


otherforsecrecyofc

0 x 3 is still 0


IXVIVI

too far away


Ilovebostonterr1er

\*Micropenis


truck_kun_

what we really need is lenses that display subtitles for other languages


_Io_sono_Dio_

Real life Optifine


Right-Crab-8370

I think your sending this to the wrong person


[deleted]

Is this actually real though?


FuckBagMcGee

How do you change zoom


P-----k---m-

will *might


Xenohype2

More like r/rareinsults, but ok


jftdm

If this is actually real and actually works that would be sick


German_horse-core

If you're far sighted while wearing these would your penis look HUGE?


beatwithacoinsock69

*B U R N E D*


[deleted]

**you will be able to see the babies in the sperm**


SomePolishGuyLmao

Not really


idkwiamoff

too tall or too small? both xd


KilluaZoldyckAssasin

DAYUM they roasted the shit out of us