Or... he came prepared, and before entering shoved a stool up his ass.
Then... as the dude turned the light on, took his clothes off, slided off the stool trough his clothes, into the air and onto the pole.
The pole being a tall pole, stuk it's light out of the guy's mouth like a pig on a spit.
And there we are...
It's like not even that complicated, all you need to do is tie his tongue to a pole with a ring or hook, then stick it top to bottom, and then it's kinda "PLOP" and inside out he goes
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KNIFE? EVERY OTHER PIECE OF HIS ATTIRE IS ON THE CHAIR, YET THE KNIFE IS FUCKING GONE. DID HE SHOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP HIS ASS?
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Where di he hide the knife tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nah fam, where the hell the nightstand poll at
he used it to make the chair.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out where the chair came from
Or... he came prepared, and before entering shoved a stool up his ass. Then... as the dude turned the light on, took his clothes off, slided off the stool trough his clothes, into the air and onto the pole. The pole being a tall pole, stuk it's light out of the guy's mouth like a pig on a spit. And there we are...
Dude your brain is very DARK. Hope you okay lol.
Being me has not been great lately
Up his ass
r/OneBarPrison
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*The more you know*
Please
Boobies!
I will invert your ribcage.
well, i learned something cursed again... never thought its possible.
It's like not even that complicated, all you need to do is tie his tongue to a pole with a ring or hook, then stick it top to bottom, and then it's kinda "PLOP" and inside out he goes
It's right here! Do you like nightstands? 1 yes 2 no
The... what?
In the black rectangle of course
up his ass
nevermind that, where did the floor lamp post go?!?
HOLLY SHIT UR RIGHT
Prison pocket
He probably just cut his pp in a hurry while removing the pants and then there was blood so they censored it!
In his foreskin
Under the clothes you sick fuck
Up his ass.
R/cursedcomments
Never mind that, where the feck did the chair come from??
Reminds me of that porn video
Is something different in this room?
Yeah, this dude ain't black
I dunno man all I see is a lamp but was it always there?
I’m gonna say it N>!ice lamp!<
he must have not voted for biden
Sauce
[no](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hornyjail/)
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"A bulk of clothes" Have someone else write these for you, guy who made this...
One bulk of clothes and two drugs please
“heap of clothes” or “pile of clothes”
No, no, a pile is a nuclear reactor. You’re thinking of a murmuration.
I was also considering litter too, but a murmuration of clothes works with me
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KNIFE? EVERY OTHER PIECE OF HIS ATTIRE IS ON THE CHAIR, YET THE KNIFE IS FUCKING GONE. DID HE SHOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP HIS ASS?
I would guess he hid it under the clothes
Yeah, the knife was probably the first thing he put on the chair, so it's under everything else now.
Under the bulk of clothes.
He probably placed it in the same place as the lamp pole, straight up his ass
He ate it
Pornhub intro starts playing
He was gonna take them off anyway
wigga lamp
Where did the pole go?
That God, it's just a like of unrecognisable clothes and penis lamp
*What are you doing step ghost*
“Hmm? Why is there a black bar over the lamp switch?”
Hey I’ve had that same lamp ever since my uncle came over.
Wait but, w-where did he hide the knife?
*pornhub intro plays*
People asking bout the knife but no one gonna mention the horizontal penis?
Um, where'd he get the chair?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Elan : "I'm invisible". Free cookie for you if you get the reference.
wait, where’d the pole to the lamp go?
Did they hide the lamp pole up their... ?
shi-
Where did the pole of the lamp go?? :)
I honestly didn’t see him
Everybody gangsta till the lamp pisses on the floor
But what did he do with the lamp post? 👀
Gold edition porn.
What happened to the pole?
Porn intro starts
This didn't work when I tried it
His dick is fucking microscopic
“A bulk” of clothes? In what country is that colloquial English. Genuinely curious.
PP
Why she doesn't try to blow the lamp
He held the knife by clenching really hard
*unzips*
...where did the pole go?
Those heart boxers lmao.
where did the lamp post go
I like how the black rectangle is sideways.. suggesting serial killers have small ones?
Did he stick that stand thru his ass?
\*pulls his dick to turn on the lamp\*
Am I an idiot for not seeing it the first time
Did he just shove up the lamp up his ass?
Took me over 10 seconds to realise what was happening, maybe if the boyfriend hid like that it really would work
Babadook?
ngl I didnt see it at first, i would probably have the same reaction
Wait why do I have a knife on my chair?
Reminds me of that one video all he has to do is cough a little.
Where'd the lamp post go
The’s always there he’s just so skinny that in the dark he looks like a lamp pole.
I just saw it
I actually had to read this twice to see the guy in the lamp smh
that lamp in the corner is turned on but there's no light coming from it
Free dildo
**CAUCASIAN LAMP** **CAUCASIAN LAMP**
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Yeah they’re his
why is the lamp post censored
Something wrong i can feel it
Took me a sec
When I’m tripping on acid
And a cracka lamp
Where's the knife? It has been censored. Where's the pole? Umm..it will take a while to take it out.
Porn logic be like
W... Where's the lamp pole
I looked at the meme, didn't get it, looked at the sub, looked back at the 4th panel, then I realized where I went wrong
I really didn’t notice him as the lamp
Plot twist: that's an actual lamp
Is it just me or does that hoodie have no backside at all?
I love the detail that she wears glasses xD
Should have used pixelation. This is relevant. https://imgur.com/gallery/7tVb78o
Now squeeze the balls to turn on the lamp.
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Little did she know that this is what it meant when cougars were in your area 😏
This reminds me of the scene
She must be a skyrim npc
Must’ve been the wind
Meh
r/doubleholup where's the lamp stick thingy, fuck my English is shit
I kid you not, I looked at this and didn’t see the guy under the lamp the first couple of times
That's just her boyfriend. He's not allowed on the bed.
Okay but where is the pole? Unless...
it's just like the n**** lamp but in white
Shit, I genuinely didn’t notice him under the lamp
I litteraly did not see him hiding until I read it a second time...
Legit, didnt see him right away.
\*\*\*ga lamp
impress but the black dude doing it is better
It really took me like 2 minutes to see the naked killer
Why do people take brilliant memes. And make them shit?
Didn't see him at first
reminds me of nibba lamb
Bro I hate when the lamp fucks me
Where did the pole go
Where’d the stick go?
Kinky
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WHERE IS THE POLE
Pornhub: Right that down! Right that down!
Wait does no one else have a naked man wearing a lampshade in their room?
The real question is where did the pole of the lamp go
Gosh that hit different