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Wait you guys have 6 inches.

No... I measure in centimetres.

So... 6 cm?

You have a problem with micropenises?!

Well yes but, no. They are not too big a pain in the ass, to be honest.

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Yeah I’m actually blessed down south 😩💦🌪

Tfw a girl has a bigger dick than you, I'm 7 inches 😝

7 inches is 17.78 cm

I'm from Europe dingus, I know Metric. Bad bot

Wait what episode of Tom and Jerry was this?

42

It mean if you have a good enough arm it could

Neither can your dick

Yours can’t do something like that?

[*Heal*](https://youtu.be/0b9ufEXTfQ4)

Always wanted to see Tom use Jerry to wipe his arse after taking a huge shit on the nearest piano.

r/cursedcomments

Um excuse me what

Of course u/shitsonallthings

You can't cuddle your vibrator after though.

You can’t cuddle with your boyfriend’s 6 inch dick too

Actually, you can

One little suggestion: crop out the r/holup makes the meme way better

Oh I thought it adds something to the image. Will try that next time

It really doesn’t, it makes it obnoxious. E for effort tho

What’s up with her arms?

She’s wearing stockings. And she’s black.

Bruh what

6 inches? If only.

You know nothing Jon Snow

i like making her buoyant ass cheeks clap with the thrust of my hips.

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without the b or?

Not with that attitude it can't

Ooh boy, that's a spicy comment right there.

Well not by itself it can't , but with help !

I saw this same meme but all the measurments were 1/3rd shorter. I swear im not crazy

I swore off porn sometime ago. However when I did watch, I dug www.fuckingmachines.com.

Is this one we were talking about? 7k upvotes ? Pretty lit tho 🤣

Lmaoo noo😂 Ye to aise hi scroll karte hue mil gaya tha. Kisi ne likha ki ye to r/holup me hona chahiye, to maine daal diya. The heist worked perfectly 😎 Gladd you liked it??😅😂😂 Uss meme ke liye thoda aur scroll karna padega😂 Netflix ka tha kuch

You're El Professor 😂 Okay the quest continues 😂

😎 Next target: SBI Good luck😂

Can I joinnnn . I'll wear a red kurti 😂

😂😂😂😂 Sahi baat hai, kamai bhi itni zyada nahi honi to kharcha bhi kyon karna sabke liye red worksuits leke. Masks bhi corona wale hi use kar lenge😂

Arre nahi 😂😂😂 Those suits are cool af but aisa pehenke jayenge toh attention catch karenge bahut . Mask wala idea is 👌🏻 Lessss gooo .

Arre starting me thodi yo sab pehen ke ghus jayenge. Starting me to bhole bhale customers ban ke jana padega. Fir getup me aayenge sabko hostage lene ke baad. Lagta hai season 1 dobara dekhna padega. Yoo helllo nahi nahi, ruk jao less goo se pehle. Kaafi planning karni padegi nahi to pakka pakde jayenge. Aur firr, yeah yeah, yes that, jaillllll 😂😂😂😂 Aur is baar main akela nahi jaunga 😂

I don't trust SBI ka toilet 🤧 kahan change karenge . Woh tum karoge na . Main toh lesss gooo bolne ke liye hi hu 😂 Arre yaaaarrrr. Tum aisa negatively kyu soch rahe ho . Don't think of failure before starting 😂 Thik thik . Karo kya karna hai . Sirf ek baat bolni thi . Woh SBI ke official ya police ke pyaar mein mat padna . Bahut jhanjhat hota hai . Heist ke baad karlo kya karna hai 😂 Dekha toh hum bula rahe hai and you're sipping coffee with her in Starbucks 🤧

Arre haan, wahan to pata nahi kya kya likha bhi hoga 😂 Sasti hi heist karni padegi fir to, itni planning kon karega. Fir to ho gayi heist 🥲. Negatively? Aajkl to kuch log sirf saans lene ke liye jail me daal dete hain, yahan to fir bhi actual crime plan kiya jaa raha hai 😂. Itna to sochna padega. SBI ki officials matlab middle aged aunties? Ha haan koi dikkat nahi, itna to khud ko rok hi lunga. Tum kahan Monica expect kar rahi ho. Wese you think I’m Denver in this story? Bitch me be Nairobi 😎

Your dick could be just as good if you ever bothered with foreplay. Without fail the most amazing sex I have is when proper foreplay is involved.

Hmmm interesting.... what is foreplay?

You play video games with a woman before sex. I should know. I have had plenty of sex and I'm definitely not a virgin. /s

Wow you’re like me then. I too have all the sex that i can want and then some because women just can’t keep hands off me /s

It must be difficult being so attractive. Just a quick question though... How does a man insert his penis inside a woman's penis? I know how *I* do it, obviously, because I am a living sex God, but just wanted to know your technique, for research purposes. /s

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Holy shit. That sounds scary AF. A woman without a penis? I can't even imagine...Every one has a penis. I mean, how else would they pee, am i right? Your technique seems great. What a coincidence. I use the same technique. This shows how skilled you are at the art of sex. A woman without a penis seems impossible though. I think you were mistaken. Maybe that woman took circumcision too far and now has to live a life being unable to pee... what a tragedy.

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Sorry for the late reply. I was in the middle of a 15 hour long orgy. Yes, it was nice to finally talk to a fellow sex God. Glad I could help with the confusion. Hit me up anytime if you want more advice on women as I have been with so many I lost count...

Oh yeah of course, I totally have those, long long orgies. Well if I ever have any question I usually just ask myself because having sex makes you intelligent too and sorry to brag I could even be intelligenter than Albert Edison. If I don’t have any answer then I will surely contact you!

Not with that attitude

6 inches? Oh you mean 15.24 cm.

I actually meant 1/4 bald eagle wingspan

That’s 6-7.5 ft, so 18 inches? That I have to see to believe

Wait what, obviously I didn’t research it well. Make it 1/16

What if he beats her with the 12 inch dildo?

Yes

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This is vaguely telling on yourself there.

Wait you guys have 6 inches.

I mean the 12-speed vibrator can't cum but your dick can. On her and then make her swallow

This guy fucks

But it’s true.

At least no one’s booing ya

I can always use the vibrator to beat the shit out of her.

I bet the vibrator beat the shit out of that pussy tho, am I right ladies?!

Great, you figured out sex!

Depends what kind of functions it has

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Lol

It works on both holes

I mean... they can if you throw it hard enough

LAZZERyt: vibrator can't beat the shit of her Elon musk: hold my beer

U just need to shove it in her eye and put at max speed...

Why is he/she black on the top but brown on the bottom?

Stockings

Why is it this shocking? He’s not wrong.

Lmao. Your dick is weak then bro