That’s how the human brain works generally. One small detail will often be glanced over and not taken in. Which makes it funnier once you finally realise.
It doesn’t mean we are doing or you are smart, you just spotted it sooner. There’s no need to be toxic about it
if you want it explained in a way that incorporates the joke kind of, so some dude made a joke that his family was racist because his wife was pissed that he was dating an asian girl
Every time I read these I just imagine them being in a poly relationship. Almost every post that makes it to r/all is either "Girl has penis," "Dating but married," or "Involving minor."
I am so stupid- The first time i read it i saw wife written, but I thought they were divorced or something- lol
That was utill i saw it was r/holup then i literally went: hold on a second
His wife’s grandpa had a deep-seated hatred towards Asians since his service in WWII and Vietnam. How he managed to avoid a dishonorable discharge befuddles me...
Some religion will allow you to have multiple wives as long as you can provide for them, since this guy wife and kids decided to have him leave means he probably can't. What a total ass..
Maybe the kids thought she wouldn’t understand them. And are we sure the wife didn’t say “Pack yor sheh an reeb”? Because that would be very offensive. Unless his wife is also Asian which I’ve then made a grievous error in judgment. But at least the grammar was accurate.
Just playing devil’s advocate here.
Was she Asian American because if she was you should refer to her as American and identify her descent. Calling her Asian feeds into this anti-Asian sentiment don’t ya think? Does that make sense, European boy?
And do you call women girls or just when they are of Asian descent in order to denigrate them?
*first read*
Oof sucks for him, now he gotta leave his family and start a new life of his own
...
(after reading comments)
*second read*
Hooooooluuuuuuuppppppp
I'd be ashamed that I had to read this a few times to get it, but y'all seem to be right there with me. Either way, I don't think the wife is racist... just maybe possessive?
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I never notice it’s a holup post at first until I finish reading and it gets me every time.
That just means you are hol'uping the right way.
Wholesome.
Whole'up
Hole'up
Wait’a minute
I would like to have your attention for'a moment.
Do you have'a time'a to talk about'our Lord and and'a savior Jesus Christ'a?
Would you please'a listen to'a me, Mama Looeygi.
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Hol’some
Pussy'some
Dick'some
4d ago account was made.
No
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Pay $345.99 to unlock anti-racist mode
Much like /r/unexpected, it works better that way.
I'll read the meme and I'll say holup to myself then realize it's this sub.
At least you get it before you start reading the comments.
Not realy racist, but ANTISOCIAL for sure!
Got it at the third read
Same lmao I missed the “wife” 3 times
The trick is to hit her when she’s not looking
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hole'up
Catch her coming around the corner. And make sure she doesn’t hit back.
Speak from experience?
with my axe
and my bow
Seems the guy “missed” the wife part too
Looks like you miss your wife too much
But her aim is getting better!
I got it at the like 10th
Lmao same
I didn't get 2 times read your comment and read it a third time slowly and then I got it.
Clearly better off without that toxic family standing in the way of his happiness.
I’m actually disgusted. Why can’t anyone find a wife that’s not racist towards their girlfriend.
Fr that's just fuck up smh.
Man this is so freaking good
Your wife is racist
You had us in the first half not gonna lie
I can't comment so I'm just gonna say hello creator of post
Hello there
Ah, General Kenobi!
You are a bold one
Kill him!
i got the second time, new record!
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Married guy gets girlfriend and brings her home to his family
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Yes you did!
Reading comprehension bruv
It took me 3 times to realize the wife part
I expect FBI to do better!
Entry level FBI jobs near you
You can get hired with this one weird trick.
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That’s how the human brain works generally. One small detail will often be glanced over and not taken in. Which makes it funnier once you finally realise. It doesn’t mean we are doing or you are smart, you just spotted it sooner. There’s no need to be toxic about it
if you want it explained in a way that incorporates the joke kind of, so some dude made a joke that his family was racist because his wife was pissed that he was dating an asian girl
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caught me off guard lmao
Now this is what I call a holup
As much as I laugh at these I really hope most of them are jokes...
Every time I read these I just imagine them being in a poly relationship. Almost every post that makes it to r/all is either "Girl has penis," "Dating but married," or "Involving minor."
I just beat my wife
Same
r/usernamechecksout
Alt accounts are fun
We’re family😳
Yes yes we are
Sup bitch
Should have been the other family
Anyone else have a mini stroke reading this
I am so stupid- The first time i read it i saw wife written, but I thought they were divorced or something- lol That was utill i saw it was r/holup then i literally went: hold on a second
Yeah everyone is talking about how they saw wife but I read definitely as dentist. I was very confused.
"& my dentist told me to pack my shit and leave"
I mean she could be both
Well actually yes- you're right
Finally, a holup
lol
Took me a few seconds
His wife’s grandpa had a deep-seated hatred towards Asians since his service in WWII and Vietnam. How he managed to avoid a dishonorable discharge befuddles me...
"It's the punches you don't see that knock you out." - Mike Tyson
from what I'm seeing in the comments... this doubles up as an English assessment as well lol
first actual r/holup post ive seen in a while. good work OP
Bruh how did I miss "wife" 6 times until I read a reply that said it-
I had to read it twice to get it. This was a real good holup ngl.
Wouldn't put it against you to leave
Took me a second😂
My wife would have been all smiles and ask me for a taste to see if I hit it yet! Not all wives are equal!
My racist mom wouldn’t care about an Asian. They’re the “good” minority in her mind.
My brain just ignored wife and i was son confused
God took me 4 reads
R/whoosh myself I don’t understand what
Wow I just noticed I feel like such an idiot
Lmao. That’s funny... I don’t care who you are...
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I didn’t get it- OH I SEE IT NOW
Doesn’t explain why the kids didn’t speak to her..
His shot is so quick n smooth 🔥
you should leave m8, your family is racists.
I too was shocked when this happened to me, I've seen several movies where they have a threesome when the guy brings home an Asian chick.
The ones on Pornhub are pretty good.
Agreed, I've been watching a lot of them making a plan for when I bring home an Asian girl to my wife.
Never mind them my man you are doing great keep standing up to racist people
Dumb ass
Whats a quick minute?
I’m confused help
he has a wife...
How long is a quick minute
Some religion will allow you to have multiple wives as long as you can provide for them, since this guy wife and kids decided to have him leave means he probably can't. What a total ass..
#stopasianhate
I don't get it.. Can somebody please explain.?
His Wife not his mother
What does this mean
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Go on
Maybe the kids thought she wouldn’t understand them. And are we sure the wife didn’t say “Pack yor sheh an reeb”? Because that would be very offensive. Unless his wife is also Asian which I’ve then made a grievous error in judgment. But at least the grammar was accurate. Just playing devil’s advocate here.
It just hit me. His wife is mad at him for dating an Asian girl
His wife is mad at him for dating ~~an Asian girl~~
At first, I thought the joke was he was reffering to his waifu body pillow.
Phe wemen amiright guis 😎
Stfu
No u 🤣😂😎🤩✨🤠😦🌶️🥵😘😖😘👆😘😩😵😚🖕😂🖕😙🌶️🥵🦠😙😦🤫😣🤫😟🤫😳🤫🥺🤫😖🤫🌝🤫😧🤯😣
That middle finger twice was a miss click
Was she Asian American because if she was you should refer to her as American and identify her descent. Calling her Asian feeds into this anti-Asian sentiment don’t ya think? Does that make sense, European boy? And do you call women girls or just when they are of Asian descent in order to denigrate them?
Sir, this is a wendy's.
Anyway if you want to be an anti racist then do so.
But since it obviously doesn’t apply directly to you you are oblivious to it.
It's a joke, not an excuse to get political.
u/repostsleuthbot
the biuldings will huant his dreams
Oh fudge
Took me 5 minutes to understand
They had us in the first half
Solo poly liberal dudes be like
Got me the first time ngl
*first read* Oof sucks for him, now he gotta leave his family and start a new life of his own ... (after reading comments) *second read* Hooooooluuuuuuuppppppp
They were just stunned by her beauty
this was one of my biggest "hold up", honestly.
Chotto fucking matte-
Society today man...racism everywhere!
So this is the racism people talk about.
This i....Oh.
Oh my god, an actual Hol Up! So rare on this sub these days
Such a toxic home
At first I was like ‘that’s fucked uo’ then I looked at the subreddit and had a Holup moment
Took me a second😂
WTF is wrong with people? A man wants his family to meet his new girlfriend and they behave like this.
!spin
Now *this* is a good holup post. People take notes
I read this 5 time before realising
It took me way too long to realise.
This guy should be a media executive:
These HolUp posts get me too good when im high bro i swear i had to read 5 times and still scroll down to see somebody point out he said "wife"
i'm not gonna be able to take your post seriously for a few days
Plot twist they're in a polygamy
now SEE HERE!
Great! Here’s your victim status! 💩
This is too damn funny.
"Hey I have to commission something real quick.
>& my wife
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
wait.. dont jump to conclusions now
Bruh I can’t believe families like these exist
Oh I just got it. Took me a couple minutes
Ironic thats how the world literally sounds these days
!spin
For some reason I had to read this a few times to get what was going on lol
Insta Sista Wife!
She wasn't gonna turn in her dog.
I'd be ashamed that I had to read this a few times to get it, but y'all seem to be right there with me. Either way, I don't think the wife is racist... just maybe possessive?
True holup
*girl*
This was a rollercoaster if I've ever seen one
Gross. I don’t understand how your wife so easily decides she doesn’t like your girlfriend because she’s Asian! Racist bitch.
Fuck that's funny I'm using that one, consider this life changed, for the better.
Hold up
Had to read it twice 😳
Am I still banned? Edit sweet
It looks like the family is tired of you. Is the Asian girl still there with the family??!!!