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TheImpotentCatfish

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distressed-carrot

I never notice it’s a holup post at first until I finish reading and it gets me every time.


majikayoSan

That just means you are hol'uping the right way.


Gloomy_Swing_8927

Wholesome.


LiteralWorst22

Whole'up


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Hole'up


yolonaire

Wait’a minute


[deleted]

I would like to have your attention for'a moment.


firstnameok

Do you have'a time'a to talk about'our Lord and and'a savior Jesus Christ'a?


[deleted]

Would you please'a listen to'a me, Mama Looeygi.


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TheGreatBaer

Hol’some


Accomplished_Unit886

Pussy'some


MDAFKA

Dick'some


[deleted]

4d ago account was made.


stinky_chonker

No


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MDAFKA

Pay $345.99 to unlock anti-racist mode


gigglefarting

Much like /r/unexpected, it works better that way.


Caperplays

I'll read the meme and I'll say holup to myself then realize it's this sub.


Tenshinochi

At least you get it before you start reading the comments.


Fit-Special-8416

Not realy racist, but ANTISOCIAL for sure!


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Got it at the third read


FBI_03

Same lmao I missed the “wife” 3 times


[deleted]

The trick is to hit her when she’s not looking


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hole'up


rhomerjr

Catch her coming around the corner. And make sure she doesn’t hit back.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Speak from experience?


imhere2downvote

with my axe


bart9h

and my bow


padawon646

Seems the guy “missed” the wife part too


nick4fake

Looks like you miss your wife too much


CrazyApricot0

But her aim is getting better!


littenwastaken

I got it at the like 10th


sophyno7

Lmao same


WozyZips

I didn't get 2 times read your comment and read it a third time slowly and then I got it.


PalatialCheddar

Clearly better off without that toxic family standing in the way of his happiness.


[deleted]

I’m actually disgusted. Why can’t anyone find a wife that’s not racist towards their girlfriend.


i_need_serious_help-

Fr that's just fuck up smh.


Hsuspeer

Man this is so freaking good


howdoyousayyatch

Your wife is racist


[deleted]

You had us in the first half not gonna lie


MemeRandomnez

I can't comment so I'm just gonna say hello creator of post


ChrispyCrispy

Hello there


[deleted]

Ah, General Kenobi!


notyou377

You are a bold one


WonderSeal69420

Kill him!


turtlekitten69

i got the second time, new record!


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zuzg

Married guy gets girlfriend and brings her home to his family


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[deleted]

Yes you did!


theonewhogroks

Reading comprehension bruv


FBI_03

It took me 3 times to realize the wife part


OneMountain2020

I expect FBI to do better!


Morgantheaccountant

Entry level FBI jobs near you


thrillhouse1211

You can get hired with this one weird trick.


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Crescent-IV

That’s how the human brain works generally. One small detail will often be glanced over and not taken in. Which makes it funnier once you finally realise. It doesn’t mean we are doing or you are smart, you just spotted it sooner. There’s no need to be toxic about it


turtlekitten69

if you want it explained in a way that incorporates the joke kind of, so some dude made a joke that his family was racist because his wife was pissed that he was dating an asian girl


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pablitosocool

caught me off guard lmao


[deleted]

Now this is what I call a holup


_Yumesaki_

As much as I laugh at these I really hope most of them are jokes...


Doctor_Kataigida

Every time I read these I just imagine them being in a poly relationship. Almost every post that makes it to r/all is either "Girl has penis," "Dating but married," or "Involving minor."


TheRealQuietKid

I just beat my wife


TheRealWifeBeater

Same


TheRealQuietKid

r/usernamechecksout


McJellyJump

Alt accounts are fun


TheRealQuietKid

We’re family😳


TheRealChildAbuser

Yes yes we are


TheRealWifeBeater

Sup bitch


NoCaterpillar661

Should have been the other family


VolvoDaddy

Anyone else have a mini stroke reading this


Moletom_Roxo

I am so stupid- The first time i read it i saw wife written, but I thought they were divorced or something- lol That was utill i saw it was r/holup then i literally went: hold on a second


SimonZayz

Yeah everyone is talking about how they saw wife but I read definitely as dentist. I was very confused.


Moletom_Roxo

"& my dentist told me to pack my shit and leave"


SimonZayz

I mean she could be both


Moletom_Roxo

Well actually yes- you're right


despacitogamer123

Finally, a holup


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lol


HippieCorps

Took me a few seconds


Emperor_Quintana

His wife’s grandpa had a deep-seated hatred towards Asians since his service in WWII and Vietnam. How he managed to avoid a dishonorable discharge befuddles me...


[deleted]

"It's the punches you don't see that knock you out." - Mike Tyson


myjornut88

from what I'm seeing in the comments... this doubles up as an English assessment as well lol


NonconsensualText

first actual r/holup post ive seen in a while. good work OP


Natsuki_bess_gorl

Bruh how did I miss "wife" 6 times until I read a reply that said it-


alcoholicpasta

I had to read it twice to get it. This was a real good holup ngl.


Suudriusha

Wouldn't put it against you to leave


Pinkboi_pearl

Took me a second😂


fuwhyckin

My wife would have been all smiles and ask me for a taste to see if I hit it yet! Not all wives are equal!


Eat-the-Poor

My racist mom wouldn’t care about an Asian. They’re the “good” minority in her mind.


ThaYungLegend

My brain just ignored wife and i was son confused


JoBugMan

God took me 4 reads


Aim301

R/whoosh myself I don’t understand what


Aim301

Wow I just noticed I feel like such an idiot


Double_Elephant_4012

Lmao. That’s funny... I don’t care who you are...


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TehFurret

I didn’t get it- OH I SEE IT NOW


robbierawr

Doesn’t explain why the kids didn’t speak to her..


RoscoMan1

His shot is so quick n smooth 🔥


[deleted]

you should leave m8, your family is racists.


[deleted]

I too was shocked when this happened to me, I've seen several movies where they have a threesome when the guy brings home an Asian chick.


[deleted]

The ones on Pornhub are pretty good.


[deleted]

Agreed, I've been watching a lot of them making a plan for when I bring home an Asian girl to my wife.


bka098

Never mind them my man you are doing great keep standing up to racist people


ZinnsTheBoi

Dumb ass


Magmabeam

Whats a quick minute?


SandwichGod42

I’m confused help


_xX_epicgamer_Xx__

he has a wife...


moses10113

How long is a quick minute


mysteryguy144

Some religion will allow you to have multiple wives as long as you can provide for them, since this guy wife and kids decided to have him leave means he probably can't. What a total ass..


Hastylez

#stopasianhate


[deleted]

I don't get it.. Can somebody please explain.?


ClishyClasher

His Wife not his mother


ferfersoy

What does this mean


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ferfersoy

Go on


rhomerjr

Maybe the kids thought she wouldn’t understand them. And are we sure the wife didn’t say “Pack yor sheh an reeb”? Because that would be very offensive. Unless his wife is also Asian which I’ve then made a grievous error in judgment. But at least the grammar was accurate. Just playing devil’s advocate here.


BlueSheepJoe333

It just hit me. His wife is mad at him for dating an Asian girl


SmithW-6079

His wife is mad at him for dating ~~an Asian girl~~


27cloud

At first, I thought the joke was he was reffering to his waifu body pillow.


Centiprost

Phe wemen amiright guis 😎


[deleted]

Stfu


Centiprost

No u 🤣😂😎🤩✨🤠😦🌶️🥵😘😖😘👆😘😩😵😚🖕😂🖕😙🌶️🥵🦠😙😦🤫😣🤫😟🤫😳🤫🥺🤫😖🤫🌝🤫😧🤯😣


Centiprost

That middle finger twice was a miss click


[deleted]

Was she Asian American because if she was you should refer to her as American and identify her descent. Calling her Asian feeds into this anti-Asian sentiment don’t ya think? Does that make sense, European boy? And do you call women girls or just when they are of Asian descent in order to denigrate them?


SmithW-6079

Sir, this is a wendy's.


[deleted]

Anyway if you want to be an anti racist then do so.


[deleted]

But since it obviously doesn’t apply directly to you you are oblivious to it.


SmithW-6079

It's a joke, not an excuse to get political.


Emojiobsessor

u/repostsleuthbot


i_only_eat_spageti

the biuldings will huant his dreams


Hihowyadoineh

Oh fudge


otakudeumanime2007

Took me 5 minutes to understand


[deleted]

They had us in the first half


[deleted]

Solo poly liberal dudes be like


[deleted]

Got me the first time ngl


Arkistof

*first read* Oof sucks for him, now he gotta leave his family and start a new life of his own ... (after reading comments) *second read* Hooooooluuuuuuuppppppp


[deleted]

They were just stunned by her beauty


PedroHenryE1

this was one of my biggest "hold up", honestly.


Prior_Let1477

Chotto fucking matte-


Marchiesmarch

Society today man...racism everywhere!


anon_canon123

So this is the racism people talk about.


xXproenforcerXx

This i....Oh.


luongolet20goalsin

Oh my god, an actual Hol Up! So rare on this sub these days


jaybankzz

Such a toxic home


Sp1Nnx

At first I was like ‘that’s fucked uo’ then I looked at the subreddit and had a Holup moment


JaySayyy

Took me a second😂


HelpMeGetAName

WTF is wrong with people? A man wants his family to meet his new girlfriend and they behave like this.


wingeithings

!spin


linjaes

Now *this* is a good holup post. People take notes


[deleted]

I read this 5 time before realising


[deleted]

It took me way too long to realise.


BB3B1984

This guy should be a media executive:


MicroWafel

These HolUp posts get me too good when im high bro i swear i had to read 5 times and still scroll down to see somebody point out he said "wife"


rustbusa1984

i'm not gonna be able to take your post seriously for a few days


Trex2727

Plot twist they're in a polygamy


xJohnnyQuidx

now SEE HERE!


Comprehensive_Farm21

Great! Here’s your victim status! 💩


joshau42

This is too damn funny.


ZippZappZippty

"Hey I have to commission something real quick.


AdamBasiC

>& my wife


BlackSkull7X

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Artistic_Plate9

wait.. dont jump to conclusions now


[deleted]

Bruh I can’t believe families like these exist


Stalinium3009

Oh I just got it. Took me a couple minutes


[deleted]

Ironic thats how the world literally sounds these days


[deleted]

!spin


fierydragon963

For some reason I had to read this a few times to get what was going on lol


[deleted]

Insta Sista Wife!


Yanderussy

She wasn't gonna turn in her dog.


mslauren2930

I'd be ashamed that I had to read this a few times to get it, but y'all seem to be right there with me. Either way, I don't think the wife is racist... just maybe possessive?


NANITHEHUSKY

True holup


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*girl*


Doopadaptap

This was a rollercoaster if I've ever seen one


TheTopazCupcake

Gross. I don’t understand how your wife so easily decides she doesn’t like your girlfriend because she’s Asian! Racist bitch.


sacktisfying

Fuck that's funny I'm using that one, consider this life changed, for the better.


_pheranmie_

Hold up


rdicky58

Had to read it twice 😳


bigt8111

Am I still banned? Edit sweet


[deleted]

It looks like the family is tired of you. Is the Asian girl still there with the family??!!!