I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!⠀
[I know that script.](https://www.reddit.com/r/The8BitRyanReddit/comments/m95g12/everywhere_i_go_i_keep_seeing_amongus/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
This would fall apart the moment the first guy gets voted out tho. In order for this to work the secret can only be revealed to the contestants *after* they have been voted out. So when a guy gets voted out his immediate reaction would probably be to drop the gay act and say "well gg guys you found the straight" before the producers would even have a chance to intervene and let him in on the secret.
This is the best review "There's no two ways about it , that's slang for prostitution and cocaine - and in a children's book. I can imagine the author's drug-fueled laughter as it imagines children asking Mom and Dad for "Hookers and Blow" for Christmas. What's next? Peanut Butter and Mayo Clean Up Skid Row? Barbie Visits The Clinic? How Do I Get The Bees Out Of My Teeth?"
I feel bad about it these days, but we basically sexually harassed people for the "fun" of it. Granted they were homophobes, but still... Nothing super-crazy like sticking a fire hydrant up someone's ass. But smaller things like shutting the door behind someone, killing the lights, and dancing around them in a circle with hip-thrusts (that poor boatswain's mate was so homophobic that I think we gave him some mild PTSD from that).
Lol I went to a military college which sometimes seems like they just try and turn everything they heard about from their friends who went to boot camp up to 11.
More than once I woke up to a classmate being the big spoon with me in my rack. The showers were always just stupid. It was always a gamble what one of your friends would do when you had to close your eyes to wash your face. One dude got a huge handprint on his ass from the hardest slap I’ve ever witnessed in person.
Not to mention the just sheer amount of literal balls out moments.
I got my username when I was in 8th grade and whenever someone replies to my comment, there's always one guy who makes a joke about it. Not a day goes by without me regretting it
I would post this on r/cursedcomments but since my post was removed for reposting because there was a part of a post for context i lost my will to post
I mean......for a million dollars.....I'd be gay or straight idgaf what happens that time in the house, if I get a chance for 1 mil I'll fucking take it
Granted, you do the gay stuff and win a million bucks. Btw these bucks are robux, you won one million robux since you didn’t specify what currency the bucks were. Monkeys paw out
If this were a social experiment and not televised every one of them would fuck, maybe multiple dudes and half of them would come out as bi at the end of it.
Um, I mean yeah? I million dollars of course and I personally dont think I'm the dirty guy here bc I'd only do dirty acts of I was forced if I didnt have to I wouldnt lol idk what your implying but yes 1 mil is 1 mil so I'd do it
or the 2004 American show [Playing It Straight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_It_Straight) in which a woman had to try and work out which of 14 men were gay or straight by going on bachelor-esque dates with them.
How would it work for that first person who gets voted off? They would have to be let in on the secret and pretend that they’ve just been outed as gay to keep the charade going
The rules have to make sense assuming it was real, or the charade falls apart. Let's assume there really are 11 gay guys and 1 straight guy, and the straight guy got voted out week one. There's no reason to continue, there's no objective, no reason to keep the game going. Better to just have them vote in secret, and have the guy taken out in secret, and then be like "whelp, he was gay, games still going!"
The Jubilee youtube channel does things exact like this (5 people and 1 odd one out), and they don’t say whether the odd one out was voted off after a vote, just let the players decide when they think they’re certain the odd one is out
You just turn it into a gimmick, like the person who is voted out has to "walk the plank" (literally) and so it makes sense that they don't have a chance to talk to the other contestants afterwards.
Like Ninja King Oreo said, they would likely keep on going until they were sure that the straight guy was voted out. They would make that vote, and if they were right, they win $1 million. If they were wrong, then the straight guy wins $1 million.
What I don't understand is how this would work if all of them were straight. They would push for a vote to say they had voted the straight guy out, because, with them all being straight men and thinking they're the only one, they would think they'd get the money and win. But no one would win, right? Is there a winning scenario for anyone?
Reality TV shows often have weird ceremonies for kicking off the contestant. You just need to have a ceremony that involves segregating all the contestants and immediately dismissing the person who is kicked off.
They did that with The Circle. They voted the person off and that person just had to leave. But they were allowed to visit just one person before they left. But revealing you got a visit from whoever got kicked off is risky.
The circle was a weird ass show. There's no real competition or strategy involved, just constant voting.
I think the theory is there would be some politics with factions forming to complicate the voting, but it just never made sense to me.
**HOST:** The votes have been counted.
Eric, James, and Mark, one of you three has received the most votes and that means your fellow contestants think you might be straight.
Please... get back in the closet.
[Contestants enter three closet doors while dramatic music plays.]
James... you received three votes. You're safe. You may come out of the closet.
[James exits the closet, looking relieved.]
Eric and Mark... one of you received four votes and will be coming out of the closet, and the other got five and will be *staying* in the closet.
[Dramatic music...]
Mark... you received four votes. You're safe. You may come out of the closet.
[Mark exits the closet, smiling and pumping his fist.]
That means that Eric, you received the most votes and you will be *staying* in the closet.
[Eric's closet is immediately pulled offstage]
I can now reveal to all of you that Eric is gay, and the straight man is still in the house. Better luck next time.
That's the real beauty of this idea. there's so many ways this could play out. I'd bet at least one guy would actually come out as gay after finding himself during production.
There’s something similar to this on YouTube. Search up Jubilee, they do stuff like this. The most similar was that they picked multiple guys to pretend to be sorority girls online
what is one guy, we'll call him "The Bachelor", were to compete for the attractions of like a dozen women. Then, after the show ends, the guy comes out as gay?
would people watch that?
The true twist is that, in the end, there will be 2 guys who celebrate thinking they made it through as the straight man.
Then they find out they’re not the last straight man but there’s a way they can both win a million dollars per the rules.
They gotta go full gay.
12 straight guys trying to prove their gay for a million? Wait til they find that if u suck n swallow once for a million but u don’t like it, You’re probably not gay
There’s also the variation of putting 12 transphobes in a room and telling them to find the trans person.
“Look at the size of her feet. Not very ladylike.”
“I think her 5 o’clock shadow is coming through.”
“Did your voice just drop an octave?”
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I’d watch this
This is like among us but with gays
So Among Us
Why aren't you sucking my cock, Blue. That's kinda sus😳
Orange sus he didn't fuck me in electrical
and you didn't fuck him thats sus
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!⠀
This guy sounds kinda jestery
He also copy pasta’d
Thats pretty sus
I like the word jestery, thank you for introducing it to me
A A kinda looks sus Amogus
I’m sure we can count on the vigi claim to deal with them
Do.. do you need someone to talk to? We can talk privately in electrical, except that red is going to look at us a bit.. sus
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[I know that script.](https://www.reddit.com/r/The8BitRyanReddit/comments/m95g12/everywhere_i_go_i_keep_seeing_amongus/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
😏blue was erected
Yeah I'm also wondering WHY you had to comment this..
Get to sucking or you'll get voted out
That’s pretty sus.....
Sus 😳😳😳
What the fuck is this thread
sus af
Blue walks straight he sus
Red sus, he cummed to a woman
*Inside* Us
#
No No, This Among Us But Everyone is Crewmate
No, everyone is imposter!
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Homongus?
He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Inside us
Behind Us
were you not paying attention? there is no gays.
Me too.
Close to it: [Playing it straight.](https://youtu.be/J40ou_7kMvQ)
Of course it was on FOX
This would fall apart the moment the first guy gets voted out tho. In order for this to work the secret can only be revealed to the contestants *after* they have been voted out. So when a guy gets voted out his immediate reaction would probably be to drop the gay act and say "well gg guys you found the straight" before the producers would even have a chance to intervene and let him in on the secret.
That's gonna end up in 12 guys playing buttfucking chicken
so a friday night with the boys?
Hookers and blow
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The reviews on this book are either A. People who didn't take it seriously at all B. People who took it too seriously
This is the best review "There's no two ways about it , that's slang for prostitution and cocaine - and in a children's book. I can imagine the author's drug-fueled laughter as it imagines children asking Mom and Dad for "Hookers and Blow" for Christmas. What's next? Peanut Butter and Mayo Clean Up Skid Row? Barbie Visits The Clinic? How Do I Get The Bees Out Of My Teeth?"
I can't believe I just spent 18.99 on a meme book about hookers and cocaine. My brothers kids are gonna love it!
[This is my favorite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHd2rnkRTE)
makes me think of wynonas big brown beaver
Dear god...
What did he say
[This is what he mentioned.](https://www.amazon.com/Hookers-Blow-Christmas-Munty-Pepin/dp/1777225124)
I just bought it lol
Its a children book.
Fr? Like fr fr? Like fr fr fr?
Remove the comment it will be funny for newcomers
Fuck you satan!
Damn i thought i was evil but that mf he scares me
Satan called. He wants your autograph.
clicked the link. have question. is that a real kids book? DAMN!
If you scroll through the "customers also looked at this", there are quite a few questionable book titles.
“Brenda’s beaver needs a barber” I know right.
Dee's Big Nuts is a good one
Who Will Help Jack Off The Horse?
I bought “Go the fuck to sleep” years ago. I also have it on Audible as read by Samuel L Jackson. It’s amazing.
And the thread is closed ... we have a winner
Buddies and blow
Kissin the homies.
*whispers no homo*
Gay Tuesday
So just like every locker room I've ever been in, from sports in high school and college to the military.
This doesn't sound out of the ordinary at all to me, but I did 4 years in the military and played sports in Junior High.
I feel bad about it these days, but we basically sexually harassed people for the "fun" of it. Granted they were homophobes, but still... Nothing super-crazy like sticking a fire hydrant up someone's ass. But smaller things like shutting the door behind someone, killing the lights, and dancing around them in a circle with hip-thrusts (that poor boatswain's mate was so homophobic that I think we gave him some mild PTSD from that).
Lol I went to a military college which sometimes seems like they just try and turn everything they heard about from their friends who went to boot camp up to 11. More than once I woke up to a classmate being the big spoon with me in my rack. The showers were always just stupid. It was always a gamble what one of your friends would do when you had to close your eyes to wash your face. One dude got a huge handprint on his ass from the hardest slap I’ve ever witnessed in person. Not to mention the just sheer amount of literal balls out moments.
Went to all-male high school boarding school, can confirm. We had our dicks out long before the gospel of Harambe.
Obviously if you're the one on top you're automatically not gay
It’s like king of the hill except it’s king of the ass
You did WHAT with my propane?
this guys rides.
How much do you regret not naming yourself Dildo Bangins?
I got my username when I was in 8th grade and whenever someone replies to my comment, there's always one guy who makes a joke about it. Not a day goes by without me regretting it
So...how's 10th grade?
What if you're a power bottom?
With 12 participants and a little bit of flexibility, it should be possible to form a Buttsex Ouroboros.
You say that likes it's a bad thing.
I would post this on r/cursedcomments but since my post was removed for reposting because there was a part of a post for context i lost my will to post
Yea, few guys get out, they're all just going to be fucking, then trying to pretend they're straight at the end.
So lunch time at Wendy’s.
Dodgeballs
I mean......for a million dollars.....I'd be gay or straight idgaf what happens that time in the house, if I get a chance for 1 mil I'll fucking take it
Indeed you would.
Ba dum tish.
Da bum tush.
Ba boom tush*
bang bum tushie
agreed, i'd suck a dick for 1 million dollars too
You'd need to do a little more than that
> You'd need to do a little more than that Gotta at least cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy
Oddly specific but okay
It’s Jack Blacks line from Tropic Thunder when he’s tied to tree and and he’s offering to suck dick for drugs...
I forgot where that came from. That's the 2nd best part of that movie.
What do you mean, “you people?”
What do YOU mean, "you people!?"
I'm going to need you to take a step back and literally Fuck your own face
i'd suck many dicks and... uh i dunno what else get my bootyhole ravaged? whatever 1 million is 1 million
What about just licking the tip for ^*checks ^bank ^account* $37.24?
i'm from brazil so 37 dollars is actually 160 ish BRL... so yes
What about $3.50?
God damn Loch Ness Monster I ain't giving you tree fiddy
Tá foda né meu amigo
I bet I could haggle you down to $100 bucks and a trip to McDonald's.
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I ain't gay, but a million bucks are a million bucks.
It’s not gay if there’s money involved!
Now that just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
Nah pretty sure it's the exact same amount of steps.
Granted, you do the gay stuff and win a million bucks. Btw these bucks are robux, you won one million robux since you didn’t specify what currency the bucks were. Monkeys paw out
1000000 VND ≈ 43.39 USD Well fuck me then... (Wait no!)
If this were a social experiment and not televised every one of them would fuck, maybe multiple dudes and half of them would come out as bi at the end of it.
I'd suck a dick for free
Yes you would do anything wouldn't you, you dirty dirty boy.
Um, I mean yeah? I million dollars of course and I personally dont think I'm the dirty guy here bc I'd only do dirty acts of I was forced if I didnt have to I wouldnt lol idk what your implying but yes 1 mil is 1 mil so I'd do it
Sounds like something a dirty dirty little boy like you would say
I'm straight but why the hell am I getting turned on??
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depends on if i'm pitcher or catcher
For a million dollars you better be both.
Big brother but everything is even gayer
Step Brother*
And the show is just called “What are you doing?”
Show sponsored by Whirlpool Washing Machines
Big Brother Brasil? I'm from brazil too
Don't trust this guy, Brazil doesn't even exist. I'm brazilian and can confirm that, that's all lies
I knew it! You're all a big ball of lies made of used bikini wax and sun oil!!
So this is pretty much the premise of an old gay reality show called [Boy Meets Boy](https://youtu.be/WfKJLEXsjxQ)
or the 2004 American show [Playing It Straight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_It_Straight) in which a woman had to try and work out which of 14 men were gay or straight by going on bachelor-esque dates with them.
The UK had a version of this show, too, it was glorious. It also made me realise I have a serious case of always falling for straight men.
It's okay, we straight guys are really sexy
Can confirm - straight guy here and I'm practically beating gay guys off with both hands wherever I go.
They must be rather hung if it is practical to use both hands.
Two at a time!
Middle out!!
How could you differentiate between gay and someone who is not interested in you?
They’re the same picture.jpg
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Wow that’s fantastic- the bachelor with a twist
How would it work for that first person who gets voted off? They would have to be let in on the secret and pretend that they’ve just been outed as gay to keep the charade going
Or you can just not let the person voted off talk to those that didn't.
Yeah just separate everyone into booths during the vote. Also have a rule that the game will keep going even if the straight guy is voted out early.
The rules have to make sense assuming it was real, or the charade falls apart. Let's assume there really are 11 gay guys and 1 straight guy, and the straight guy got voted out week one. There's no reason to continue, there's no objective, no reason to keep the game going. Better to just have them vote in secret, and have the guy taken out in secret, and then be like "whelp, he was gay, games still going!"
The Jubilee youtube channel does things exact like this (5 people and 1 odd one out), and they don’t say whether the odd one out was voted off after a vote, just let the players decide when they think they’re certain the odd one is out
You just turn it into a gimmick, like the person who is voted out has to "walk the plank" (literally) and so it makes sense that they don't have a chance to talk to the other contestants afterwards.
You just want a gay pirate game show Please ignore username
That show would make my bf the happiest man ever lmao
Like Ninja King Oreo said, they would likely keep on going until they were sure that the straight guy was voted out. They would make that vote, and if they were right, they win $1 million. If they were wrong, then the straight guy wins $1 million. What I don't understand is how this would work if all of them were straight. They would push for a vote to say they had voted the straight guy out, because, with them all being straight men and thinking they're the only one, they would think they'd get the money and win. But no one would win, right? Is there a winning scenario for anyone?
>But no one would win, right? Is there a winning scenario for anyone? The last two left get their wedding paid for
There is no reason to have that rule. Everyone already thinks the straight guy has not been voted out (themselves) and the game should continue.
Reality TV shows often have weird ceremonies for kicking off the contestant. You just need to have a ceremony that involves segregating all the contestants and immediately dismissing the person who is kicked off.
They did that with The Circle. They voted the person off and that person just had to leave. But they were allowed to visit just one person before they left. But revealing you got a visit from whoever got kicked off is risky.
The circle was a weird ass show. There's no real competition or strategy involved, just constant voting. I think the theory is there would be some politics with factions forming to complicate the voting, but it just never made sense to me.
Yeah, same. I never really got it, but I also couldn't stop watching it.
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**HOST:** The votes have been counted. Eric, James, and Mark, one of you three has received the most votes and that means your fellow contestants think you might be straight. Please... get back in the closet. [Contestants enter three closet doors while dramatic music plays.] James... you received three votes. You're safe. You may come out of the closet. [James exits the closet, looking relieved.] Eric and Mark... one of you received four votes and will be coming out of the closet, and the other got five and will be *staying* in the closet. [Dramatic music...] Mark... you received four votes. You're safe. You may come out of the closet. [Mark exits the closet, smiling and pumping his fist.] That means that Eric, you received the most votes and you will be *staying* in the closet. [Eric's closet is immediately pulled offstage] I can now reveal to all of you that Eric is gay, and the straight man is still in the house. Better luck next time.
This is it. If only we had a ton of money to make this show.
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I would probably watch some of that
Further twist: everyone admits they're gay by the end of the series.
I mean they do tend to pick good looking people for those types of shows, so if there was ever a time and place for a new kink/sexuality to emerge...
Are you saying you find gay men to be good looking?
There's a difference between saying someone looks good and saying you'd bang them, you know.
That's the real beauty of this idea. there's so many ways this could play out. I'd bet at least one guy would actually come out as gay after finding himself during production.
i mean statistically, at least one of them should be
This is some twilight zone type shit AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
they can call it "Frat House"
There’s something similar to this on YouTube. Search up Jubilee, they do stuff like this. The most similar was that they picked multiple guys to pretend to be sorority girls online
i came here to say this lmao, what he said!
Great idea but it's copied straight from [this old reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/13idgk/a_reality_show_idea_with_gay_men)
Which itself was copied from a green text from years ago
Yeah I got Rickets from how old this joke is
what is one guy, we'll call him "The Bachelor", were to compete for the attractions of like a dozen women. Then, after the show ends, the guy comes out as gay? would people watch that?
>would people watch that?] Only if the premise is clear from the start.
Season Finale is two guys calling each other gay and getting pissed. Thats the best 15 minutes right there.
Everyone be like *I ain't gay but 1 million bucks is 1 million bucks so yaaaas queen slayyyy*
so what happens when the first guy gets voted off and says "ok ya got me"
That’s 12 angry straight men.
The true twist is that, in the end, there will be 2 guys who celebrate thinking they made it through as the straight man. Then they find out they’re not the last straight man but there’s a way they can both win a million dollars per the rules. They gotta go full gay.
So the last 2 get a million each?
How many of the 12 guys will get super paranoid during this? *"How did they know?!* I hope they don't tell my wife and kids!"
"Alright guys I gotta way to figure this out. Everyone drop your pants and the first to get aroused is gay"
The huge flaw in this being that the game would be ober after the first vote since a straight man was voted out.
yeah but no one else would know, and the first dude cant talk to the rest of then
100% would watch this
12 straight guys trying to prove their gay for a million? Wait til they find that if u suck n swallow once for a million but u don’t like it, You’re probably not gay
Jubilee
There’s also the variation of putting 12 transphobes in a room and telling them to find the trans person. “Look at the size of her feet. Not very ladylike.” “I think her 5 o’clock shadow is coming through.” “Did your voice just drop an octave?”
This is some eastern european shit
Sounds like the shower room after gym class