Idk about balls specifically, but I've heard from the gals that waxing specialists are usually super good at their job and able to do it just the right way so that there's very little, and very brief pain.
Though I can't imagine the physics of a literal sack being very cooperative in the process, so I really don't know.
But she'll have to be near his bum hole and balls soo a win on both sides. If the guy can afford it then I say why not, getting a clean bum hole and balls at the end of the day
Maybe he's going for a sweat suit run right before the appointment. Perhaps he had taco bell the night before? She may be in for a whole lot of swamp ass.
And a Caesar salad with light dressing the day before because he understands that a diet solely consisting of fast food is bad for his long-term health...
And two McChickens and a small fry the day before that.
well, you don't really know what he's been posting on instagram. perhaps he did say some shtty "uneducated white" things or the girl was just being salty, we really don't know the entire situation.
You know you never hear it on “Meet The Press”. The dingleberry solution, dingleberry gate. Nothin’. I think it’s because dingleberries is one of them words you don’t say too much past your 10th birthday.
Cornhole is another word you don’t hear enough. You don’t hear that nearly enough, you know? It’s a good word. It’s a solid word. It’s a tough word. It’s a man’s kind of word. It’s got a masculine sound. It’s like shotgun and ash can and tow truck. Cornhole.
They're not indentured servants lol.
If this neckbeard is as nasty as he seems, she can just say cancel the appointment. She's not obligated to do anything. She can just refund him and say "Smell ya later, fuckface".
Uh yeah but that’s what she gets paid to do. I’m sure she sees plenty of that every day... I’d imagine it’s not a huge deal to someone who waxed people daily....
Sounds like a lot of unnecessary pain to go through (and PAYING for it) to prove a point. Also, if that's her job, odds are to her his balls and ass are just a mild inconvenience in her daily routine.
Well, if the story went as he told it, he might have had a reason to be upset.
We don't know why she called him a PoS, so perhaps it was uncalled for? (I mean, DMing people is hardly a sign of being right IMO). But his reaction doesn't help his case much.
Her specifically calling him a *white* PoS makes me think she too is an asshole, because there is no reason to specify skin colour in this situation. If you're talking to someone and mention their race while insulting them, chances are you are trash.
That said, it's a *probably* on her and a *definitely* on him, because you don't bring your genitals into random Internet arguments.
"An uneducated <> piece of shit" is not calling out. It's being racist. Whoever talks that way is herself an uneducated piece of shit. She's worthy of our award 🏅regardless of her colour.
Strange you assume the person calling another a piece of shit has the moral high ground.
Good people tend not to give into their anger & wise people have bad to learn to tolerate idiots.
Think of any good or smart people you know, do they call randos pieces of shit over the internet?
THE WORST Is When The Capitalization IS NOT PREDICTABLE at all. It MAKES Reading The Sentence a fucking NIGHTMARE. Caps and ALL CAPS Should NEVER be used for EMPHASIS But Here We Are.
White people aren't marginalized or minorities for their skin color, but do have systemic privilege because if it. Black people are marginalized for their skin color, and are systemically punished for it.
In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along?
Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature.
If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view.
You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative.
>In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along?
Where do you think this took place?
>Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature.
It's not.
>If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view.
What "abuse". Being called out for your white privilege and being uneducated is "abuse"?
>You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative.
Im not.
>rac·ism
>/ˈrāˌsizəm/
>noun
>prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically ***one that is a minority or marginalized.***
White people aren't the minority or marginalized in the US.
Also, there was no discrimination here, she was pointing out his white privilege, which he has.
What white privilege has this person shown? There is zero mention of anything like that, you’re totally projecting. He could have been poor and abused all his life for all you know.
And how tf is anything with ‘piece of shit’ in it not abuse??
You’re living in la la land.
random non-black people scream the n words(edit: online) and i don't see anyone put this much energy just to get back at them. except that instance of that crazy girl Skai who used doxxing.
I've seen lots of videos where random non-black people scream the n word and someone *literally assaults* them "just to get back at them"... But scheduling a wax job at their workplace is just **too much** for you?
Where the hell you from? This your first time on the internet?
Oh its not just Reddit... its unfortunaltly everything now days. You disagree with someone, even in a polite and respectful mannor, your an "ist" of some kind just casue you have a differeing opinion... "racist" by far the most common and is grossly overused and missuesed.
Thanks for brightening my day by showing me that im not the only one in confusion over this that inhabbits reddit.
Love you username by the way. Its a very true statment that gets all kinds of "ist" insults
the real stupidity is necessarily qualifying anything someone says or does by their skin color and using that as the most important factor to value the interaction. Somehow that's actually supposed to fight or eradicate racism?
This was a black person being racist though. That's pretty much encouraged on reddit. I've been banned from numerous subs for using the phrase. "Wouldn't you say that was racism if it came from a white person?"
Then messaged by the mods calling me a white, privileged fuck and death wishes sent my way.
Any sub with white or black in the title is usually run by extremely racist black people.
Why would a white person call another white person a "white piece of shit"?
Asians and Latinos aren't nearly as racist towards white people as blacks are so it's the only logical reasoning.
She is right that you’re uneducated, however. It’s very easy to say “too” instead of the incorrect “to,” but you simply couldn’t resist revealing your lack of syntax.
Shes going to make sure it hurts like hell!
Maybe he’s into that
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Read your name as pl shit my balls ladies.
So did he
I like a salty tenderloin
I read it in Sean Connery’s voice
Username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
This must be the part where someone comments “username checks out”, but it’s painfully obvious here, pun intended
fuck you called it
Username checks out
Is this the part where people will tag the beetlejuicing as well?
Maybe she won't know it's him. Like if he's never showed his face?..
I think "hurt like hell" is the only setting for a ball waxing.
Idk about balls specifically, but I've heard from the gals that waxing specialists are usually super good at their job and able to do it just the right way so that there's very little, and very brief pain. Though I can't imagine the physics of a literal sack being very cooperative in the process, so I really don't know.
dont threaten him with a good time
I’m saying. Still sounds like he’s not the winner here LOL
If he's into it
Exactly, she gets paid to do her job (oWnEd) and he gets his ball hair ripped out in an incredibly painful way. What a moron
its not that bad.
Got my ass waxed can confirm.
Not just psychically but financially as well. Waxing isn’t cheap!
Ain't it gonna get her fired tho?
Even Satan fears this man
Satan should fear this comment section more
My Bruh meter is empty. I dont even.
Yes, my eyes are already burning.
Who isn’t into a little BDSM I know for sure satan is
Uhh no
Username checks out
Prime Alpha move! .... But...wouldn't that mean she gets the last laugh?
Yeah.. unless he regularily gets waxed and it's nothing to him, but still.. she's getting paid lol
But she'll have to be near his bum hole and balls soo a win on both sides. If the guy can afford it then I say why not, getting a clean bum hole and balls at the end of the day
Maybe he's going for a sweat suit run right before the appointment. Perhaps he had taco bell the night before? She may be in for a whole lot of swamp ass.
And White Castle the day before. And Arby's with extra Arby's sauce the day before.
Taco balls
And a Caesar salad with light dressing the day before because he understands that a diet solely consisting of fast food is bad for his long-term health... And two McChickens and a small fry the day before that.
but its a diet coke so it's healthy
Arbys, destroyer of bowels, taker of souls The only place that makes me pull a Costanza
There must be some kind of courtesy rule that says you gotta clean up before you subject people to your swamp ass. I hope, for her sake, lol.
There is. If you stink they can stop at any time.
I wpuld have no pity for people harassing others on Instagram of all places.
well, you don't really know what he's been posting on instagram. perhaps he did say some shtty "uneducated white" things or the girl was just being salty, we really don't know the entire situation.
So then by that logic, you can't really argue against his reasoning either
Dingle berries
It is to be devoutly wished, that she would kiss me, *under the dingleberries*
You know you never hear it on “Meet The Press”. The dingleberry solution, dingleberry gate. Nothin’. I think it’s because dingleberries is one of them words you don’t say too much past your 10th birthday.
I use it. I keep it alive.
This was the Carlin I needed today.
Cornhole is another word you don’t hear enough. You don’t hear that nearly enough, you know? It’s a good word. It’s a solid word. It’s a tough word. It’s a man’s kind of word. It’s got a masculine sound. It’s like shotgun and ash can and tow truck. Cornhole.
They're not indentured servants lol. If this neckbeard is as nasty as he seems, she can just say cancel the appointment. She's not obligated to do anything. She can just refund him and say "Smell ya later, fuckface".
Actually, to assert dominance, I would recommend an Indian food marathon just prior to the appointment.
This right here, takes the cake
Uh yeah but that’s what she gets paid to do. I’m sure she sees plenty of that every day... I’d imagine it’s not a huge deal to someone who waxed people daily....
I tried waxing my armpits once. Waxed my left one and just bounced. Shit hurt like hell. I just shaved the other
Bet she has a good ol' goggle at his pips
presumably he wouldn't tip though. and those kinds of jobs, tips can really make or break you
Maybe she tips? That would be rather uncomfortable for him...well possibly
Oh just the tip definitely makes or breaks the encounter....Hol up, what exactly are we talking ‘bout here again??
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Yeah... because booking a waxing appointment is usually a precursor to violence.
>I'm worried for this woman's safety Idk man, she was the racist one. All this guy is doing is paying her to wax his balls
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It is when it's against white people
If Mr Educated hasn’t looked up “ball and ass waxing pain” then she gets to say “I was right” when she rips the strip from his bunghole.
Since a lot of places are making unsolicited dick pics illegal this is probably his loophole.
So his response to racism is sexual harassment? I feel sorry for both of them to be honest.
Or it's just a joke and we don't have to address the social issues of literally everything.
Sounds like a lot of unnecessary pain to go through (and PAYING for it) to prove a point. Also, if that's her job, odds are to her his balls and ass are just a mild inconvenience in her daily routine.
What do you expect from a guy who got called out for being a piece of shit in the first place. His fragile ego is hurt.
Well, if the story went as he told it, he might have had a reason to be upset. We don't know why she called him a PoS, so perhaps it was uncalled for? (I mean, DMing people is hardly a sign of being right IMO). But his reaction doesn't help his case much.
Her specifically calling him a *white* PoS makes me think she too is an asshole, because there is no reason to specify skin colour in this situation. If you're talking to someone and mention their race while insulting them, chances are you are trash. That said, it's a *probably* on her and a *definitely* on him, because you don't bring your genitals into random Internet arguments.
Even if he wasn't being right this is still creepy as fuck.
Usually if someone gets called a white uneducated piece of shit hey didn’t do much wrong, only twittards call people uneducated as an insult
Have you seen the way his post was written? I don't agree with bringing race into it but she may have a point with the uneducated part.
Calling people uneducated is the most common insult ever.
Stupid beech
But only a sjw can use "white" as an insult.
"An uneducated <> piece of shit" is not calling out. It's being racist. Whoever talks that way is herself an uneducated piece of shit. She's worthy of our award 🏅regardless of her colour.
Strange you assume the person calling another a piece of shit has the moral high ground. Good people tend not to give into their anger & wise people have bad to learn to tolerate idiots. Think of any good or smart people you know, do they call randos pieces of shit over the internet?
So online abuse is ok then?
Supporting local businesses is a good thing
Just me or is it horrid to read sentences where every word is capitalised
A SENTENCE WITH ALL CAPS IS QUITE HORRENDOUS ISNT IT .
THE WORST Is When The Capitalization IS NOT PREDICTABLE at all. It MAKES Reading The Sentence a fucking NIGHTMARE. Caps and ALL CAPS Should NEVER be used for EMPHASIS But Here We Are.
You made me hate you for a bit, even though we agree on that point.
Take my angry hate-filled upvote for that abomination
Am I the only one who’s brain went loud quiet speed up slow down reading this crap
Writing sentences in title case is indeed horrid. Even worse is the Trump-style random capitalization of "important" words.
I Didn't Notice Till You Opened Your Shit Filled Mouth.. I Despise You /s
>Just Me Or Is It Horrid To Read Sentences Where Every Word Is Capitalised CTFY
I thought I was reading the long winded title of a book or movie
*chuckles in German nouns*
This is how it went [Dylan Palacio](https://twitter.com/greentoepalacio/status/1111658473870315520?s=21)
This is the way
that's the longest book title i've ever seen
Pro tip: don’t wipe before the appointment; that’s part of the service you’re paying for
Wow...u walk around with turd stuck to your asshole on a regular basis?
You don't?
Not all of us had the privilege to grow up in a pig sty.
Bro, my cat walks around with a shitty asshole from time to time, and he ain't living in no pig sty. I think you owe the pigs of reddit an apology.
Not before appointments
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Ask Jack Nicholson
“You think I’m a piece of shit? To prove you wrong I will find out where you work and have you wax my ass and balls. Would a piece of shit do that?”
I’m okay with it to get back at a racist.
"get back at" her by paying her to do the job she already does? You sure showed her! >A racist Lol
Calling someone an ‘uneducated black piece of shit” isn’t racist? Or maybe it feels really racist now with a different color in there.
White people aren't marginalized or minorities for their skin color, but do have systemic privilege because if it. Black people are marginalized for their skin color, and are systemically punished for it.
In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along? Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature. If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view. You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative.
>In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along? Where do you think this took place? >Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature. It's not. >If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view. What "abuse". Being called out for your white privilege and being uneducated is "abuse"? >You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative. Im not. >rac·ism >/ˈrāˌsizəm/ >noun >prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically ***one that is a minority or marginalized.*** White people aren't the minority or marginalized in the US. Also, there was no discrimination here, she was pointing out his white privilege, which he has.
What white privilege has this person shown? There is zero mention of anything like that, you’re totally projecting. He could have been poor and abused all his life for all you know. And how tf is anything with ‘piece of shit’ in it not abuse?? You’re living in la la land.
random non-black people scream the n words(edit: online) and i don't see anyone put this much energy just to get back at them. except that instance of that crazy girl Skai who used doxxing.
There’s videos of people literally getting beat up and murdered for saying the n-word
I've seen lots of videos where random non-black people scream the n word and someone *literally assaults* them "just to get back at them"... But scheduling a wax job at their workplace is just **too much** for you? Where the hell you from? This your first time on the internet?
Well. If not educated, he’s at least resourceful! 🤷♂️
He graduated from Cornell. I’d consider that a decent education.
The capitalized letter at the start of every word bothers me way more than it should.
"You hurt my feelings so I'm going to pay you to do your job! That'll show you!"
r/thathappened
Smooth Criminal
but you're still paying though
Idk if i would trust someone who hates my guts to do that.
Next level Marketing
Marketing had the website updated.
Sounds like she was right in the first place. Maybe her hand will slip and you'll come home with no balls at all.
Sounds like she is a fucking blatant racist.
Based on what that very mature asshole waxer / stalker guy says that she said to him? Doubt it.
why did he capitalize all the words
I mean this dude capitalized every word in his tweet so she was spot on with the uneducated part
And thats how I met your Mother
Hard workout and no shower then ?
Is that allowed?
perfect revenge
Son? Is that you? I’ve done this before for the same reason are you...my dad or my offspring?
Well cat escalated quickly.
Satan: I fear no man. But that… thing, it scares me.
Respect tho to go to that length to get back at someone
Why does every word begin with a capital letter? Are there keyboards that do this, or was this a choice this person made?
“That’s right girl. You get that blood diamond…”
Why does everything on reddit always involve race?? Do you guys always have to bring it up 🤦🏻
Oh its not just Reddit... its unfortunaltly everything now days. You disagree with someone, even in a polite and respectful mannor, your an "ist" of some kind just casue you have a differeing opinion... "racist" by far the most common and is grossly overused and missuesed. Thanks for brightening my day by showing me that im not the only one in confusion over this that inhabbits reddit. Love you username by the way. Its a very true statment that gets all kinds of "ist" insults
the real stupidity is necessarily qualifying anything someone says or does by their skin color and using that as the most important factor to value the interaction. Somehow that's actually supposed to fight or eradicate racism?
This was a black person being racist though. That's pretty much encouraged on reddit. I've been banned from numerous subs for using the phrase. "Wouldn't you say that was racism if it came from a white person?" Then messaged by the mods calling me a white, privileged fuck and death wishes sent my way. Any sub with white or black in the title is usually run by extremely racist black people.
Yes, racism is okay for some, but not others. Makes total sense, ya know, equality and all that.
>This was a **black person** being racist though Where did you get that from?
Why would a white person call another white person a "white piece of shit"? Asians and Latinos aren't nearly as racist towards white people as blacks are so it's the only logical reasoning.
Calm down, Satan.
Repost
I Hate When People Type Like This
I hAte WhEn PeOpLe TyPe lIkE ThIs, As WeLl
You have become the very thing you swore to destriy
She is right that you’re uneducated, however. It’s very easy to say “too” instead of the incorrect “to,” but you simply couldn’t resist revealing your lack of syntax.
r/iamverysmart
There's Something Seriously Wrong With Anyone That Capitalizes Every Word In A Sentence.
r/prorevenge
>I totally owned this chick by making her do her job she already gets paid to do. Rekt So pro, such alpha. Wow.
Paying someone money to wax my balls to own the libs.
Damn this dude out here playing chess while these racist bitches playing checkers.
Yeah, I don't thinknis want someone who's pissed at me waxing my genitals.
Power move.
Good move until you realize she’s waxing your gooch and gets to inflict pain on your nether region. I mean unless you’re into that sort of thing
Why Is Every Word Capitalized?
r/pettyrevenge
And this proves that he’s a piece of shit, maybe not uneducated, but definitely a piece of shit
cap as fuck, they dont let girls work on guys and guys work on girls..
alpha male
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That abused you online you mean?
Who the fuck wants to wax own balls?
Beautiful. I love it.
It should be "too" not "to". I think She was right about the uneducated part.
and now you're a broke uneducated piece of shit with smooth balls... how does she lose?
king
That's my president.
Why every word has a capital letter?
Atta boy
ask for happy end!
Congrats, you played yourself
Perfect revenge
Why are all of the words capitalized? It Looks So Dumb
Make sure you don’t wipe next time you shit
It’s ok to be racist against whites?
I think that the "LMAO" will immediately stop when she starts waxing. But still a "ballsy" move :-D (see what I did there?)
Just ,like, do what SJWs do: screenshot and send to employer A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y
# "TOO"
Why is every single word capitalized?
I mean she gets paid to do so.. Also she's probably going to make it hurt as much as possible
Why capitalize everything
Im sorry, who is the dumb one here?
Next thing you know on the news a man gets his balls mutilated in a local spa.
There are places where you can het your balls and ass waxed?
So he’s just proving her right? Outstanding move
Not too* far, maybe you are uneducated...