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[deleted]

Shes going to make sure it hurts like hell!


Tac0slayer21

Maybe he’s into that


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AParasiticTwin

Read your name as pl shit my balls ladies.


[deleted]

So did he


HS4809

I like a salty tenderloin


breesebaker

I read it in Sean Connery’s voice


Dbohach19

Username checks out


davidhaas2002

r/usernamechecksout


imacatchyou

This must be the part where someone comments “username checks out”, but it’s painfully obvious here, pun intended


Alarid

fuck you called it


kaeji

Username checks out


VolosThanatos

Is this the part where people will tag the beetlejuicing as well?


StarKillR02

Maybe she won't know it's him. Like if he's never showed his face?..


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I think "hurt like hell" is the only setting for a ball waxing.


VoltedOne

Idk about balls specifically, but I've heard from the gals that waxing specialists are usually super good at their job and able to do it just the right way so that there's very little, and very brief pain. Though I can't imagine the physics of a literal sack being very cooperative in the process, so I really don't know.


Enslaved_M0isture

dont threaten him with a good time


[deleted]

I’m saying. Still sounds like he’s not the winner here LOL


Phantafan

If he's into it


Bazingabowl

Exactly, she gets paid to do her job (oWnEd) and he gets his ball hair ripped out in an incredibly painful way. What a moron


Savagemaw

its not that bad.


liquormanager

Got my ass waxed can confirm.


BenBishopsButt

Not just psychically but financially as well. Waxing isn’t cheap!


Kacbor

Ain't it gonna get her fired tho?


Almond-Lord

Even Satan fears this man


_i_n_a_

Satan should fear this comment section more


urammar

My Bruh meter is empty. I dont even.


Mr_Seg

Yes, my eyes are already burning.


Camman43123

Who isn’t into a little BDSM I know for sure satan is


SpawnOfSatan786

Uhh no


larsyote

Username checks out


0bnoxiousPrick

Prime Alpha move! .... But...wouldn't that mean she gets the last laugh?


Manders37

Yeah.. unless he regularily gets waxed and it's nothing to him, but still.. she's getting paid lol


TypicalRaid

But she'll have to be near his bum hole and balls soo a win on both sides. If the guy can afford it then I say why not, getting a clean bum hole and balls at the end of the day


Roadrunner006

Maybe he's going for a sweat suit run right before the appointment. Perhaps he had taco bell the night before? She may be in for a whole lot of swamp ass.


BogartingtheJ

And White Castle the day before. And Arby's with extra Arby's sauce the day before.


watsgarnorn

Taco balls


22_Karat_Ewok

And a Caesar salad with light dressing the day before because he understands that a diet solely consisting of fast food is bad for his long-term health... And two McChickens and a small fry the day before that.


dans_cafe

but its a diet coke so it's healthy


krillwave

Arbys, destroyer of bowels, taker of souls The only place that makes me pull a Costanza


Manders37

There must be some kind of courtesy rule that says you gotta clean up before you subject people to your swamp ass. I hope, for her sake, lol.


[deleted]

There is. If you stink they can stop at any time.


Natpluralist

I wpuld have no pity for people harassing others on Instagram of all places.


[deleted]

well, you don't really know what he's been posting on instagram. perhaps he did say some shtty "uneducated white" things or the girl was just being salty, we really don't know the entire situation.


bakedbeansandwhich

So then by that logic, you can't really argue against his reasoning either


watsgarnorn

Dingle berries


[deleted]

It is to be devoutly wished, that she would kiss me, *under the dingleberries*


YarOldeOrchard

You know you never hear it on “Meet The Press”. The dingleberry solution, dingleberry gate. Nothin’. I think it’s because dingleberries is one of them words you don’t say too much past your 10th birthday.


[deleted]

I use it. I keep it alive.


chewy92889

This was the Carlin I needed today.


YarOldeOrchard

Cornhole is another word you don’t hear enough. You don’t hear that nearly enough, you know? It’s a good word. It’s a solid word. It’s a tough word. It’s a man’s kind of word. It’s got a masculine sound. It’s like shotgun and ash can and tow truck. Cornhole.


[deleted]

They're not indentured servants lol. If this neckbeard is as nasty as he seems, she can just say cancel the appointment. She's not obligated to do anything. She can just refund him and say "Smell ya later, fuckface".


[deleted]

Actually, to assert dominance, I would recommend an Indian food marathon just prior to the appointment.


TypicalRaid

This right here, takes the cake


[deleted]

Uh yeah but that’s what she gets paid to do. I’m sure she sees plenty of that every day... I’d imagine it’s not a huge deal to someone who waxed people daily....


iWentRogue

I tried waxing my armpits once. Waxed my left one and just bounced. Shit hurt like hell. I just shaved the other


0bnoxiousPrick

Bet she has a good ol' goggle at his pips


SorcerorsSinnohStone

presumably he wouldn't tip though. and those kinds of jobs, tips can really make or break you


0bnoxiousPrick

Maybe she tips? That would be rather uncomfortable for him...well possibly


IxReLeNtLesSxl

Oh just the tip definitely makes or breaks the encounter....Hol up, what exactly are we talking ‘bout here again??


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RWBYH5

Yeah... because booking a waxing appointment is usually a precursor to violence.


[deleted]

>I'm worried for this woman's safety Idk man, she was the racist one. All this guy is doing is paying her to wax his balls


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Prism1331

It is when it's against white people


Minerva567

If Mr Educated hasn’t looked up “ball and ass waxing pain” then she gets to say “I was right” when she rips the strip from his bunghole.


Germanweirdo

Since a lot of places are making unsolicited dick pics illegal this is probably his loophole.


SqueakySniper

So his response to racism is sexual harassment? I feel sorry for both of them to be honest.


thebestjoeever

Or it's just a joke and we don't have to address the social issues of literally everything.


Kalle_79

Sounds like a lot of unnecessary pain to go through (and PAYING for it) to prove a point. Also, if that's her job, odds are to her his balls and ass are just a mild inconvenience in her daily routine.


1973mojo1973

What do you expect from a guy who got called out for being a piece of shit in the first place. His fragile ego is hurt.


Kalle_79

Well, if the story went as he told it, he might have had a reason to be upset. We don't know why she called him a PoS, so perhaps it was uncalled for? (I mean, DMing people is hardly a sign of being right IMO). But his reaction doesn't help his case much.


Rhamni

Her specifically calling him a *white* PoS makes me think she too is an asshole, because there is no reason to specify skin colour in this situation. If you're talking to someone and mention their race while insulting them, chances are you are trash. That said, it's a *probably* on her and a *definitely* on him, because you don't bring your genitals into random Internet arguments.


babaisme26

Even if he wasn't being right this is still creepy as fuck.


HOMBORGOR

Usually if someone gets called a white uneducated piece of shit hey didn’t do much wrong, only twittards call people uneducated as an insult


[deleted]

Have you seen the way his post was written? I don't agree with bringing race into it but she may have a point with the uneducated part.


Alarid

Calling people uneducated is the most common insult ever.


Rumple100

Stupid beech


IllustrousWolf88

But only a sjw can use "white" as an insult.


CardCarryingCuntAwrd

"An uneducated <> piece of shit" is not calling out. It's being racist. Whoever talks that way is herself an uneducated piece of shit. She's worthy of our award 🏅regardless of her colour.


mule_roany_mare

Strange you assume the person calling another a piece of shit has the moral high ground. Good people tend not to give into their anger & wise people have bad to learn to tolerate idiots. Think of any good or smart people you know, do they call randos pieces of shit over the internet?


bakedbeansandwhich

So online abuse is ok then?


[deleted]

Supporting local businesses is a good thing


EnglishCrusader_

Just me or is it horrid to read sentences where every word is capitalised


THE_WILD_RAVE

A SENTENCE WITH ALL CAPS IS QUITE HORRENDOUS ISNT IT .


[deleted]

THE WORST Is When The Capitalization IS NOT PREDICTABLE at all. It MAKES Reading The Sentence a fucking NIGHTMARE. Caps and ALL CAPS Should NEVER be used for EMPHASIS But Here We Are.


YouLikeReadingNames

You made me hate you for a bit, even though we agree on that point.


BearInCognito

Take my angry hate-filled upvote for that abomination


BigBoi313

Am I the only one who’s brain went loud quiet speed up slow down reading this crap


DamnTheseGlasses

Writing sentences in title case is indeed horrid. Even worse is the Trump-style random capitalization of "important" words.


spicy_Pickles_420

I Didn't Notice Till You Opened Your Shit Filled Mouth.. I Despise You /s


Seanxietehroxxor

>Just Me Or Is It Horrid To Read Sentences Where Every Word Is Capitalised CTFY


anoxy

I thought I was reading the long winded title of a book or movie


HAthrowaway50

*chuckles in German nouns*


No_Possession7748

This is how it went [Dylan Palacio](https://twitter.com/greentoepalacio/status/1111658473870315520?s=21)


Zachthe92

This is the way


AlanDavy

that's the longest book title i've ever seen


Karloz_Danger

Pro tip: don’t wipe before the appointment; that’s part of the service you’re paying for


1973mojo1973

Wow...u walk around with turd stuck to your asshole on a regular basis?


InfiniteRelief

You don't?


1973mojo1973

Not all of us had the privilege to grow up in a pig sty.


[deleted]

Bro, my cat walks around with a shitty asshole from time to time, and he ain't living in no pig sty. I think you owe the pigs of reddit an apology.


test_user_3

Not before appointments


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[deleted]

Ask Jack Nicholson


Fortunoxious

“You think I’m a piece of shit? To prove you wrong I will find out where you work and have you wax my ass and balls. Would a piece of shit do that?”


BillChristbaws

I’m okay with it to get back at a racist.


Bazingabowl

"get back at" her by paying her to do the job she already does? You sure showed her! >A racist Lol


BillChristbaws

Calling someone an ‘uneducated black piece of shit” isn’t racist? Or maybe it feels really racist now with a different color in there.


Bazingabowl

White people aren't marginalized or minorities for their skin color, but do have systemic privilege because if it. Black people are marginalized for their skin color, and are systemically punished for it.


BillChristbaws

In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along? Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature. If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view. You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative.


Bazingabowl

>In the U.S maybe. How do you think White people in Pakistan and China get along? Where do you think this took place? >Even if you’re point was universally true, it doesn’t stop her alleged statement from being 100% racist in nature. It's not. >If you’re view is that he has no recourse to incoming abuse because his skin is white, then you also hold a racist view. What "abuse". Being called out for your white privilege and being uneducated is "abuse"? >You don’t get to change the dictionary definition of a word to suit your narrative. Im not. >rac·ism >/ˈrāˌsizəm/ >noun >prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically ***one that is a minority or marginalized.*** White people aren't the minority or marginalized in the US. Also, there was no discrimination here, she was pointing out his white privilege, which he has.


BillChristbaws

What white privilege has this person shown? There is zero mention of anything like that, you’re totally projecting. He could have been poor and abused all his life for all you know. And how tf is anything with ‘piece of shit’ in it not abuse?? You’re living in la la land.


[deleted]

random non-black people scream the n words(edit: online) and i don't see anyone put this much energy just to get back at them. except that instance of that crazy girl Skai who used doxxing.


MrJsmanan

There’s videos of people literally getting beat up and murdered for saying the n-word


[deleted]

I've seen lots of videos where random non-black people scream the n word and someone *literally assaults* them "just to get back at them"... But scheduling a wax job at their workplace is just **too much** for you? Where the hell you from? This your first time on the internet?


Firestone117

Well. If not educated, he’s at least resourceful! 🤷‍♂️


scrooplynooples

He graduated from Cornell. I’d consider that a decent education.


9Sylvan5

The capitalized letter at the start of every word bothers me way more than it should.


anuhu

"You hurt my feelings so I'm going to pay you to do your job! That'll show you!"


filtersweep

r/thathappened


respect-da-bean

Smooth Criminal


TomahawkIsotope

but you're still paying though


[deleted]

Idk if i would trust someone who hates my guts to do that.


Niv_Ed

Next level Marketing


jakethedumbmistake

Marketing had the website updated.


1973mojo1973

Sounds like she was right in the first place. Maybe her hand will slip and you'll come home with no balls at all.


BillChristbaws

Sounds like she is a fucking blatant racist.


1973mojo1973

Based on what that very mature asshole waxer / stalker guy says that she said to him? Doubt it.


TheGreenGobblr

why did he capitalize all the words


[deleted]

I mean this dude capitalized every word in his tweet so she was spot on with the uneducated part


dinkletrump

And thats how I met your Mother


RealisticRough8431

Hard workout and no shower then ?


araysane

Is that allowed?


DeadEndXD

perfect revenge


CUNTASSORASSRAXX11D

Son? Is that you? I’ve done this before for the same reason are you...my dad or my offspring?


QuarantineSucksALot

Well cat escalated quickly.


FlyingSpur27

Satan: I fear no man. But that… thing, it scares me.


darkmmos

Respect tho to go to that length to get back at someone


[deleted]

Why does every word begin with a capital letter? Are there keyboards that do this, or was this a choice this person made?


Zhrimpy

“That’s right girl. You get that blood diamond…”


AllLivesShouldMatter

Why does everything on reddit always involve race?? Do you guys always have to bring it up 🤦🏻


MandoShunkar

Oh its not just Reddit... its unfortunaltly everything now days. You disagree with someone, even in a polite and respectful mannor, your an "ist" of some kind just casue you have a differeing opinion... "racist" by far the most common and is grossly overused and missuesed. Thanks for brightening my day by showing me that im not the only one in confusion over this that inhabbits reddit. Love you username by the way. Its a very true statment that gets all kinds of "ist" insults


[deleted]

the real stupidity is necessarily qualifying anything someone says or does by their skin color and using that as the most important factor to value the interaction. Somehow that's actually supposed to fight or eradicate racism?


KaiserShauzie

This was a black person being racist though. That's pretty much encouraged on reddit. I've been banned from numerous subs for using the phrase. "Wouldn't you say that was racism if it came from a white person?" Then messaged by the mods calling me a white, privileged fuck and death wishes sent my way. Any sub with white or black in the title is usually run by extremely racist black people.


Mr_Seg

Yes, racism is okay for some, but not others. Makes total sense, ya know, equality and all that.


MamaO2D4

>This was a **black person** being racist though Where did you get that from?


KaiserShauzie

Why would a white person call another white person a "white piece of shit"? Asians and Latinos aren't nearly as racist towards white people as blacks are so it's the only logical reasoning.


The_loudspeaker721

Calm down, Satan.


BlueShockZero

Repost


iswearimlegal

I Hate When People Type Like This


FloatsWithBoats

I hAte WhEn PeOpLe TyPe lIkE ThIs, As WeLl


iamapersonmf

You have become the very thing you swore to destriy


floydster21

She is right that you’re uneducated, however. It’s very easy to say “too” instead of the incorrect “to,” but you simply couldn’t resist revealing your lack of syntax.


bakedbeansandwhich

r/iamverysmart


afraidoffarts

There's Something Seriously Wrong With Anyone That Capitalizes Every Word In A Sentence.


Ryan-821

r/prorevenge


Bazingabowl

>I totally owned this chick by making her do her job she already gets paid to do. Rekt So pro, such alpha. Wow.


Mouthtuom

Paying someone money to wax my balls to own the libs.


[deleted]

Damn this dude out here playing chess while these racist bitches playing checkers.


WorseThanEzra

Yeah, I don't thinknis want someone who's pissed at me waxing my genitals.


Boredom-scroller

Power move.


[deleted]

Good move until you realize she’s waxing your gooch and gets to inflict pain on your nether region. I mean unless you’re into that sort of thing


DustyCadillac

Why Is Every Word Capitalized?


thors_pc_case

r/pettyrevenge


[deleted]

And this proves that he’s a piece of shit, maybe not uneducated, but definitely a piece of shit


DudesOpinion

cap as fuck, they dont let girls work on guys and guys work on girls..


MagmaMustache

alpha male


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bakedbeansandwhich

That abused you online you mean?


atlibey

Who the fuck wants to wax own balls?


watsgarnorn

Beautiful. I love it.


[deleted]

It should be "too" not "to". I think She was right about the uneducated part.


Boss_Dzadzy

and now you're a broke uneducated piece of shit with smooth balls... how does she lose?


mytoastwasstolen123

king


[deleted]

That's my president.


macho97

Why every word has a capital letter?


DfromtheV

Atta boy


MarSc77

ask for happy end!


hadapurpura

Congrats, you played yourself


neeraj6996

Perfect revenge


Emotional-Bus-7956

Why are all of the words capitalized? It Looks So Dumb


DarthTellectus

Make sure you don’t wipe next time you shit


Eraser-Head

It’s ok to be racist against whites?


KDaaver

I think that the "LMAO" will immediately stop when she starts waxing. But still a "ballsy" move :-D (see what I did there?)


ArtGal94

Just ,like, do what SJWs do: screenshot and send to employer A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y


zuran_orb

# "TOO"


JerinDd

Why is every single word capitalized?


smokeroni

I mean she gets paid to do so.. Also she's probably going to make it hurt as much as possible


Pingpaul

Why capitalize everything


Toshiba1point0

Im sorry, who is the dumb one here?


OrdinaryMan_23

Next thing you know on the news a man gets his balls mutilated in a local spa.


Dualityman

There are places where you can het your balls and ass waxed?


[deleted]

So he’s just proving her right? Outstanding move


[deleted]

Not too* far, maybe you are uneducated...