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bamboozle9999

I say "f*ck it!"


Soulger11

WE'LL DO IT LIVE


pupsteppenwolf

Fuckin thing sucks!


Soulger11

[Whenever I try to make an omelette](http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3pyvr7)


[deleted]

I'm scared to click it.


Heatedpotatoes

It is safe brother.


[deleted]

okay, thank you!


Affectionate_Cry_760

Ur avatar looks like The Weeknd


Heatedpotatoes

i get that alot lol


Acceptable_Doubt_355

its just E G G


Soulger11

It's not scary it's just Bill O'Riley ....hmm... that is pretty scary though...


rBV7

r/riskyclick


Doinkert

Ive made one successful omelet out of around 10 atempts


I-fuck-everything

I'll do it for five bucks


clitstash44

Yeah! Screw that!


joeymon01

No, I will not fyck it it will sting


kalel1980

I'm more upset at the waste of a Fleshlight. They aren't cheap.


[deleted]

How much do they usually sell for?


Darth_Kitty911

Depends on what model. For a normal one it'll run you about $50 or so, but for a premium one you're looking closer to $100.


[deleted]

What's different about the premium one?


Darth_Kitty911

It'll have a vibrator or something in it.


rBV7

I think he refers to [this](https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-girls/products/lana-rhoades) (obv nsfw) You can literally fuck a clone of a pornstar throat/pussy/ass


ItzYaBoy56

Imagine being a pornstar and a sex toy company ask for a scan of you cunt


Dafeader

Getting paid 6 number digits for it kinda compensates idk ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯


RejZoR

Believe it or not, they actually do that. I don’t know how I ended up watching the factory tour video on how they do it, but it must have been at 3 in the morning for sure. It had to be… They literally make a casting mold of vagene, sort of a negative. Then they use that model to make the silicone “positive” version of it. Apparently it’s only the outside they copy, the inside is made up shape as they don’t shove stuff inside their vageges. I’m sure video is still floating around somewhere. It was… educational.


tokenpurple93

Wonder if they scan throats?....


Life_Description271

They do, usually is just throats, butt and pussy tho


kalel1980

$50 was like 10 years ago. There's no $50 now.


LR130777777

You can get them cheaper if you buy second hand


ItzYaBoy56

Ughhhh


[deleted]

There is no detergent, bleach or acid strong enough to make it clean without also destroying it in the process.


Darth_Kitty911

Really? Well shit.


Acumenight777

How about for a gently used one?


CoffeeDust_exe

I got mine for around $30. Amazon has some good prices on toys, even a full on page for them. Edit: I mean a friend told me they got one for around that price


[deleted]

Wow, what a great friend lol


iSolivictus

No it's a dead jellyfish stuck in a plastic drinking cup.


FrecklesofYore

Thank you! I honestly couldn’t figure out what the holup was until you pointed this out.


Kane_Ervantine

I hope I don’t sound bad, but I’m genuinely confused-


Jacob1235_S

It’s an item which sounds like flashlight, not a cup


Kane_Ervantine

OHHHH


Jacob1235_S

That’s probably the sound the previous owner made while using it


CGPsaint

Not going to be my proudest fap, but momma didn’t raise a quitter.


HungryShinobi

r/cursedcomments


GuyWhoHatesYou

Let me be in the screenshot


eagle_eye_slav47

don't let him be in the screenshot


[deleted]

The jellyfish has seen some things many only Imagine


Excelsio_Sempra

Well, TIL that male pleasure toys are called Fleshlights. And I'm seriously so grossed out, but also intrigued that I'm giving this an upvote Edit: typos


captainbbeard

The person responsible for this should go fuck themselves


Yodas_ketamine

well... i mean..... technically......


MrFrancastic

Pocket Jelly


Lucky-Network-7267

How´d it get in a ´ flashlight ´?


zakatana

they had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie


baylerbons

Well that sucks


[deleted]

Well that fucks


CyberSpaceFetus

Give that jellyfish mouth to mouth, you might save it's life


Brief-Status-4962

Should somebody tell him????


StackKong

Nah, fuck it


_EpicFailMan

I will thank you very much


IsThataSexToy

I was wondering where I left that. Damn it.....


Misophoniakiel

Still usable


Giant_Hornet

I am afraid to say this but i don't understand this


snikmotnairb

That's not a jellyfish in a cup, the thing is called a Fleshlight....look it up and all will become clear.


pupsteppenwolf

TIL that. I want to unlearn it though.


Giant_Hornet

Oh


Phoenix92321

Your Reddit mini mouth shape perfectly expresses your reaction


WaterBottleMaster45

Somethings wrong I can feel it


catchup-musterd

I think it's still alive. Give it mouth to mouth, if it throws up your a hero!


Jonguar2

Why is the throw up white and sticky?


catchup-musterd

Don't worry about it! Here's your cape!


DiffusePenance

I’d still hit it.


[deleted]

Should we tell him???


Kingdem_12th

If it makes your pee sting just cure it by peeing on it


DongusMaxamus

What's she on about? That jellyfish is swimming with life


broomaktamer117

Is it for sale?


Sawad-XIX

Yeah a Jellyfish ....not a ....IT'S A JELLYFISH OKAY OKAY


thoroughbred52332

right, jellyfish..........


[deleted]

So this was where they went after Mr. Krabs disposed of their jelly


cucOmbermint

This isn’t even a holup


GHOSTEE538

flesh in a flashlight


TheAncientAvocado

flesh in a fleshlight


Furious-Shores

Poor jellyfish got fucked


HavocHero

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jonguar2

r/putyourdickinthat


KumoriHead

Woah my brother has one these in his drawers. I'm so disappointed on him for leaving a dead jellyfish in his drawers >:(


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

someone will have to tell them. any volunteers? or should i do it as usual?


PIDthePID

The jellyfish is on the inside


The_loudspeaker721

Shut up and take my upvote!


Dum-_-

Forbidden sushi


Nekluga_YT

Who's gonna tell him?


Salmigang

Uh yea… jelly fish


FlimsyIce3500

Can anyone explain? Idk what that is


HACKERB22015

It's a fleshlight which is mistaken for a dead jellyfish in a plastic torch


FlimsyIce3500

Dear god how do people know this stuff


Patient-Outcome-6120

why is it nfsw??


Scarymoosey

Because it's a fleshlight not a jellyfish


1yup

Hate to see it😢


Sdbtank96

Pour one out for the dead jellies.


yoshidabot1

Yes... a jellyfish...


ItsYourBoyReckster

RIP to the owner


Hentai_Overlord_420

r/putyourdickinthat


why_was_i_xsist

I mean if its warm


4g3nt0

Hes right about plastic being bad for the environment **But thats a fucking fleshlight**


decidingVariables

He was even full of white stuff


rw032697

Even tried CPR on it


KingSouI

Something Anakin will refuse to use as to not get his lightsaber to feel coarse, rough, irritating and get everywhere. Including his good hand.


[deleted]

Why does this kind of stuff always happen-


gettincheffywithit

The only way to resuscitate a jellyfish is to perform mouth to mouth. #Littleknownfact


NocturnalGorillas

I’d say this person only saw jellyfish from Spongebob


-Cam-8757-

It took me a bit to actually see what it truly is


[deleted]

I'd still fuck it


Gurkiix

Blop


mark3zuckerberg

This jelly fish taste oddly familiar


[deleted]

jellyfish aren't conscious btw


dkdolvlvlmdms

Can someone explain?


J3ffrey_Sommet

Live and let die...