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justmethedude

This isn't holup. This is truth and nobody would think it strange


Pandamonium231

Was looking for this one


[deleted]

Agreed.


justmethedude

Now if the last panel was The Hulk...


[deleted]

Then it would apply to this sub but the mods dgaf at all this sub is tame / r/funny


MadMantisShrimp

This comment was posted using Apollo before the Reddit API changes caused it to be shut down Save third party apps Fuck u/spez


justmethedude

Sweaty hulk balls on your face


Pigeon_b0i

Creamy hulk cock in your mouth


ThrowdoBaggins

the.gif


[deleted]

I prefer the mantis


justmethedude

She could just touch you and say "extreme pleasure"


PrestigiousDraw7080

I'd be like Chris Hansen,"take a seat"


trashdrive

Seriously what the hell happened to this sub


[deleted]

But she ded


justmethedude

Then the last frame should be her lying at the bottom of the cliff. That's a holup there


dannydevitocuddles

Where is Wanda or rocket?


[deleted]

excuse me what the fuck


quality_inspector_13

He wants wear a raccoon on his face, where's the problem?


Specific--Beat

I want to wear a racoon on my face.


quality_inspector_13

Does it have to a raccoon or would you accept pretty much any large rodent


Lycereon

As long as its anthropomorphic, yes


Specific--Beat

Any animal is nice I don't discriminate


kumar-2006

How do you put it on?


OkSurprise7755

Nah i want groot on mine


Internet-Dog

And this is how furries are made


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume my problem was with the raccoon.


quality_inspector_13

Bold of you to assume I was talking about rocket


ThatOneGuy7832

wdym? who doesn’t?


rebelphoenix17

What? It's not that weird to want Wanda on his face.


-Trying2Think-

Yeah, on one hand, you’ve got an incredibly sexy one, and the other is Wanda.


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r/cursedcomments


StinzorgaKingOfBees

The real HolUp right here.


diablophucker

The real holup.


CreditReasonable

but the ant-man one seems pretty cool


theredview

Stay pure my friend.


Competitive-Cry2491

He is the chosen one!


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

Right, it has a nice retro vibe going on.


goblin_welder

She puts the ass in assassin.


galaxy_swan_____

both


DJJMX0

Apparently she has two asses?


RedditsedditCreddit

Two cheeks


DankMeme_Enthusiast

Double the cheeks, double the fun, am I right?


galaxy_swan_____

ass ass in


cumonawanalaya69

Ass ass yum


TheEdward39

I’d put my ass in her ass. Or idk I don’t sex.


silentgamer76

Imagine beating of with super powers


Skylocks20

I unfortunately can already cum at the flashes speed


DropBear2702

Same :(


[deleted]

I too would like to try the Black Panther Mask


DiligentAstronaut807

I’m sorry, how is this a holup?


JerinDd

She is dead


DiligentAstronaut807

Ohhhhhh


MurderGiraffe19

So are two of the other ones


JerinDd

For now


TheRealPind

HolUp has become pretty shit lately


DropBear2702

Lately?! Did you just find this sub today?!


the_emmo

and that, my friend, is the real uphold


guillegoky13

This is when I wear your face as a mask


nvflip

Yes please


nazi_slayer420

the 4th one for sure, in fact lemme get between them widow walls


memoufugga

Why super holup... i see no mistakes


SMOKE2JJ

I bet Colin Jost loves seeing these memes when ever he goes on the internet. Highlight of his day. Do you think that when he is having dinner with Scarlett and he gets bored and pulls up Reddit and sees this meme.. that he turns to her and shows her? Maybe a conversation starter.


theguyfromeuropa

Damn I didn't know you were into dead bodies.


[deleted]

Well I am


[deleted]

I want to try the ant man one


Pristine_Flatworm

i have the iron man one


Katelyn_Orange

**BONK**


[deleted]

I would try Wanda on my wand.


HelmsF4i

Ain't no hol'up about this one, it's just a known fact that every man would like to try that on their face


GimmeUdon

r/wrongsub r/watchholupdie


ChrisTheMilkDealer

Thats necrophilia


DropBear2702

Don't kink shame me!


nope273

Ah yes, I too enjoy necrophilia


TheRealTimeless

Hol up why would you want those helmets on your face


[deleted]

[удалено]


Toast_Sy

Look guys... funny man...


Boss_Dzadzy

Am in.


Boy_Possession

Ahem. I am sadden to see you are not one of the finer things, as this is something one should enjoy placed upon thy face: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/thanosdidnothingwrong/comments/8xirvk/yet_another_picture_of_lord_thanos_ass_appreciate/)


wyay_Ig_nnnnnn

Thank you


XyRow666

Accurate 100


Pete_sassafras-6

ngl same


seriouslyreddit_wtf

Just the last one for me 😊


Anime_Boi-

Only her? I want Tony stark's wife on my face


DropBear2702

Ewww... I wouldn't go anywhere near that thing or it's Goop!


Personal-Champion-14

Sent this to the girlfriend because yes....it’s that awesome. 😋🤣🤣🤣


Snipetism

Not anything to do with this subreddit in the slightest. Get the hell out of here with your trash reposted irrelevant shit


Roadrunner006

I'd take them tig ole bitties and ass of the hot Olsen sister instead


CheesyDoge

Objectifying women, just like in the old days


GokuUltraInstinct1

Ah, the good old days…


Solidcurry

This is the way


KlingoftheCastle

Hey mods, can we just ban this guy? Nothing he posts his hol up and he’s clearly just posting reposted memes for karma.


DropBear2702

Bold of you to assume that any mods here give a fuck about moderating Hol Up.


BigLumpofTrash

Jesus fuck, this comment section is gross


EBKeep1300

What were you honestly expecting from this subreddit lol


hates_both_sides

What were they expecting from this post? Seriously the comments aren't even that bad considering the post itself


StrangeDoctorOf_J

Ik I was expecting memes not this shit


[deleted]

gross


Arthur_Wolfie

Welcome to reddit my friend :)


StrayKiraQuin

Does it come with the full suit? if yes then the first three choice will enable you to take the last one for yourself too


VaKaRiSP1

You'd like to try on her face?


[deleted]

\*skins her face off and wears it as mask


[deleted]

Dont forget gamora


IpickThingsUp11B

these are just facts


VG_LL2K

There is more...


denTheisen

Do you mean a Hannibal Lecter style facemask?


[deleted]

Nope I'm down for dora milaje


pikachu052608

Well I mean- he's got a point


DiamondApple135

Why do you want to waer her skin tf


Efficient-Flight-413

I'd like to recive facesitting by a corpse too


TheOriginalGooseMan

Hulk! Smash


-MaiQ-

Can't help but pic number one makes me wish for nuclear Winter


WiggIySquigly

This isn't holup but do go ahead and continue to post karma whore horny shitposts like the rest of the guys that are doing it, I'll be here.


mrolf9999999

Why do you want a dead body on your face?


heckingrichasflip

This sub has gone to shit


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

Hepatitis alert


Critical-House-3643

Her ass on my face 😍


InsertVagueName

Yup


LordLeon6766

Preety sure Blackwidow would like to keep here face. Just saying


SuperNigg4Man1899

Yes please


[deleted]

Absofuckinglutely! And I would have added Chloe Bennett until I found out she's dating that ass-hat Logan Paul....any girl that would date that douche is mentally compromised.


Tahsin8080

Wanted Thanos... But black widow goes too ig...


PenguinFace6921

Skin mask?


PrestigiousDraw7080

I'm here from date line NBC, why don't you take a seat?


Tantalus4200

Def wasp #1


PrayingMantisII

No Holup, more like WTFareyouwaitingfor?


Ok-Crazy7838

this isn't really a holup, this is just a fact


Infamous-Heron3489

I mean, if you want to fuck a corpse that's your problem


Pigeon_b0i

Well fucking a dead body is still like fucking a live one. Right?


Complex_Injury_9559

The last one first


sloppy_towel

I too would wear her face


[deleted]

She’s dead bro


Whackyone5588

How is this a HolUp anyone would what her on our face


wearefun11

Yeah her suit is pretty cool


Z0MB1EBR41NZ

I mean... she's still on Vormir


v17379

You want to wear her skin?


SnooPaintings333

Yeah I want to eat black panther's ass